“I can diet for two or three days. I can eat a few salads and pretend like I enjoy them. But then I always have a massive relapse. I just left Checkers. Some guy handed me a coupon on the street and that was all it took. Next thing you know I’m eating two burgers and a fry. Total disaster. Only $4 though. I’ll have a salad for dinner tomorrow.”
Okay, you know what, I did laugh when I saw the thing you reblogged about the garbage disposal but then I remembered the Supernatural episode where some guy put his hand in there, and...well, I sort of see your point.