BTS Reaction to a Prank Gone Wrong.
A/N: My first reaction request! Aha! I had to dig deep into my past to pull up memories of awful pranks that made me cry as a kid to write this. I am cringing. Some of these were hard to do especially Jin’s. Mostly because pranks that make people cry are often really cruel jokes.
Seokjin: (I can’t imagine Jin pranking someone to a degree that they cry..)
There was nothing more that you hated than spiders. Jesus Christ, they were awful. You were staying the night at the Dorm, a rare occurrence mostly since the boys were rarely there these days. So, when you were all nestled into your boyfriend’s bed, one leg haphazardly dangling from the edge of the bed that you grew nervous at the tickling sensation crawling up your leg. You pulled the cover back and let out a scream, seeing a small tarantula crawling slowly up your leg. You couldn’t move, you couldn’t breathe, and you felt a sob rip through you. Seokjin was stifling laughter from behind you and the rest of the boys all came to investigate. He thought this was funny?
“Kim Seokjin!” you wailed, tears falling down your cheeks and he knew you didn’t find this amusing.
“Jagi, it was a prank…” Seokjin murmured and you weren’t laughing, Jungkook and Jimin were. But, you continued to cry.
“This isn’t funny! Get it off! Get it off me!” you tried to move your leg and it fell to the floor, you were still wailing and screaming.
Yoongi: (I feel like some of the hyung line is just way too mature..)
Normally, you were used to the late nights and early mornings when it came to your boyfriend Min Yoongi. It was standard. But, this week was encompassed in a prank war with Jimin and Taehyung. With work being light, you were bored waiting for Yoongi, one day it went too far, you had rigged a bucket of ice water over the door, knowing Jimin would just stumble through after practice. This was in retaliation for the sharpie mustache you awoke to yesterday. Just as the door opened, the water splashed down, thought it wasn’t the high-pitched yell of one Park Jimin, but the hoarse grunt of your boyfriend. You stifled a laugh and went through, the apartment to grab a towel. He scowled at you, silent demeanor expected after what you just did. You let him shower and change before apologizing profusely. Yoongi merely kissed your forehead and you both went to bed. When you woke up the next morning, Yoongi had brought you a cup of coffee. You beamed.
“Babe, this is so sweet.” You murmur, taking the cup from him.
“I put too much sugar in the cup is all.” He replied with a shrug and you took a sip. Boy, did you regret taking that sip. Your mouth was on fire and you hated spicy food. Instantly you face heated up and tears welled up in your eyes.
“What the fuck Yoongi,” You coughed, tears falling down your face and he smirked.
“It was only a prank, dear.”
Hoseok: (This sunshine would probably regret this so quick)
He was sweet, the sweetest in the entire world. So, when he jumped out of your bathroom dressed as a clown, you were shocked into tears. You had been having a perfectly fine day, work went well, you weren’t going to have to stay late at the office. You had texted Hoseok, telling him you would be home early. He replied saying he had a surprise for you. You smiled at the thought. You had hoped it was dinner, maybe roses, and champagne. You would also take him lying in bed just reading. It was surprising to come home to find most of the lights off.
“Hoseok?” You called out to him, walking back into your bedroom and before you could make it to the room, he emerged from your room with a growl. Clown mask making you scream in terror. You hated clowns. More than anything, they always made you cry. It was no surprise that you began to sob. Sitting on your floor with your head in your hands.
“Oh, I am so so sorry!”
Namjoon: (He’d realize he don diddly fucked up)
You loved your boyfriend. More than anything. Namjoon, he always had your best interests at heart. Sometimes. though; he was a complete and utter idiot and he demonstrated this by coming home with the worst news you thought you would ever hear. He walked through the door, a frown etched on his face. “Namjoon, what’s wrong?”
“I got a phone call from the vet, Hanzo didn’t make it through the surgery…” Your beloved dog Hanzo was having a minor surgery, but it was still surgery and you felt your chest constrict.
“Wh-What?” You blanched, he put his hand over his mouth while you began to cry. Looking up, he realized what he did was wrong and when the door opened and Hanzo bounced into your apartment, an exhausted Yoongi attached to the leash that you realized it was a joke and he hugged you. “You thought that was funny?” You were livid and shoved him away.
“It was a prank.”
“A fucking terrible one at that!”
Jimin: (This squish would prank you and then regret making you cry.)
You hummed quietly as you parked your car, exiting the vehicle and heading up the stairs to your apartment. There was a moving truck outside the building and you were curious to see who was moving in or out. You hoped mean old Ms. Cho was moving out of her apartment. She lived next door and often complained about you being too loud when you weren’t doing anything at all. But, never the less, you walked down the hallway to apartment 207, key out and ready to unlock the door. When you opened it however, you were surprised to see all your furniture was gone. What the hell? Had you been robbed? You scrambled for your phone, breath short, and tears springing to your eyes. You typed in your boyfriends number, hearing it ring two times before he answered.
“Jagi! How are you?”
“Jimin, I’ve been robbed!” You sobbed into the phone, only to hear him laugh. “Park Jimin this is not funny at all!”
“Got you!” He sang, you could almost see him laughing.
“Got me?” You blanched confused. He laughed again.
“Yeah, you didn’t see the van? ParkTae moving?”
“No, did you steal my stuff?”
“You’ve been pranked Jagi!” He teased and you wiped your eyes. You were going to get him back.
“I’m calling the police.” You ground out and he protested over the phone, telling you he would put all your stuff back if you didn’t call the police.
Taehyung: (This sunshine wouldn’t even realize he did something wrong)
You liked a routine, you liked being punctual more than anything. It was like rack to you. Being on time. So, you set six different alarms for your presentation tomorrow. You had to be up at, at least five in the morning to get ready and do some last-minute tweaking. Your loving and doting boyfriend had seen how stressed you’d been lately and thought it would be slightly sweet also hilarious to not only change the clocks to a later time but, change your alarm ringtone to him screaming. So, when you were startled awake at the sound of your boyfriends voice, you woke to the clocks saying it was eight thirty, which happened to be your presentation time. You jumped out of bed, frustrated tears welling in your eyes as Taehyung exited the shower.
“Jagi, what’s the matter?” He asked, concerned as to why you were crying.
“I woke up three hours late and now my presentation is ruined- and why are you snickering?”
“I set the clocks forward.”
“You did what?” You screeched and more tears rolled down your face. He chewed his lips.
“I thought it would be funny to change your alarm tone and let you sleep in, so I changed the clock on your alarm…” He explained and you checked your phone that was charging in the bathroom.
Jungkook: (He’d be laughing is as of before apologizing profusely)
You screeched as the masked man chased you the stairs. You had entered your house through the basement door, the front door was being worked on and the locks were being changed. You routinely did this in order to maintain a level of safety for your overly paranoid mind. What you didn’t expect was a man to emerge from the shadows, scream mask on his face and knife in his hand. You felt terror flow through you and you made a beeline through the stairs. You slipped climbing up and began to cry, twisting your ankle, when off the mask came. It revealed you friend Jungkook. Laughter bubbling from his lips and you kicked him.
“Your face! Oh, my god!”
“I thought I was going to die you punk ass bitch!”