some what of a quality blog

anonymous asked:

You're so fucking dumb how do you live with yourself you should just die. I'm saying this in a nice way too.

i read these hate anons and sometimes i start laughing !! yall are so unoriginal lmao everytime its like “sorry im just sugarcoating this but ur blog sucks and u should die, delete urself!!” can u try to be a lil original and say smth like “ur feet probably smell like a freshly killed corpse and ur blog reminds me of when i was in first grade and my substitute teacher made me cry bc he said he wouldnt help me with a question onmy test andi failed it,, it was a bad time and so is this blog” bc thats some quality content there babe

also: 

honestly ??? what ??? who are you ???? i mean idk if youve heard of this wild concept but the block button is a thing and so is an unfollow button. 

anyway everytime i see a hate anon on this blog i want to go off on u ?? why would u waste ur life on sending hate and bringing someone down that u probably done even know?????????????????????????? maybe u should spent some time learning how to love and appreciate others for being themselves thx– also like lanna is my adopted big sis so if u hate on her u hate on me and that wont be tolerated sweaty. see u in court bc im suing u 

- @jianhyuk / @boyfmilk

Zodiac Signs as teens

 Aries : Aries teens charismatic traits is Athletic body, youthful attitude, a need to take the lead, aries teens tend to dislike  Inactivity, delays, work that doesn’t use one’s talents, some aries teens are lazy depending on there chart, but aries teens tend to like comfortable clothes, taking the lead, physical challenges, individual sports. Aries teen tend to have courage, determination, self-confidence, enthusiasm. Aries tend to get Impatience, silly arguments, allowing fear to limit choices, activity is the key word for ‘’Aries’’ so we most likely be seen doing pretty much anything active. Aries tend to have a lot of friend’s, or usually talks to everyone. Quick and easy to get along with, an Aries native makes an incredible amount of connections in a lifetime. Aries style seem more edgy laid back like hoodie, jacket, and skinny jeans some converse to throw on it. Chill with almost everyone in the school,and out. Stay’s away from harsh drama but somehow get caught in it.

Taurus : Taurus teens are very actively creative,and dependable, patient, musical, practical, and Stubborn, uncompromising, possessive. Taurus teens like gardening, cooking, working with hands, music, romance, high-quality clothing. Th best to be around in my opinion. Values surrounding family are usually strong and fixed to the point where the young Bull will do anything to protect them no matter what. Taurus style seem more chill you can guess they dress so good but yet so chill stylish, like some vans will do or what not. Does not wan’t get in to drama at all.

Gemini : Gemini teens have a lot of curiosity, and ability to share ideas, adaptable, affectionate, kind. Gem teens likes music a lot, magazines, books, blogs, chats with nearly anyone, short trips around town. They don’t like Repetition and routine, being alone, being confined. Geminian teens are social and love spending time with friends and family. There will be times when this outgoing sign would want to go bungee jumping, and there will be times when sitting at home playing cards will suit them. Soo the gemini style is usually  more chill, and urban. 

Cancer : So cancer teens are usually compassionate, emotional sensitivity, fierce protection of loved ones, tenacity. So Cancer charismatic medium build, round face, prominent chest, a tendency to take charge. Cancer teens are very relaxing near or in water, art, home-based hobbies, a good meal with friends, helping loved ones.Have no problem helping people out on homework or anything.

Leo : Leo teens of course likes warmth, humor, pride, joy, creativity, passion, generosity, and even the theater, being admired, taking holidays, fun with friends, expensive things, bright colors. By far the most generous of the zodiac, Leos teens make loyal and giving friends. They’ll go out of their way to help even when it conflicts with their own schedules.

Virgo : Virgo Teens are very practical, loyal, hardworking, analytical, kind,and really like cleanliness, animals, healthy foods, books, nature. Virgo teen’s tend to worry, shyness, overly critical of self and others, all work and no play. A Virgo teen is a helpful friend to have indeed. They are excellent at giving advice, and they really know how to problem solve.

Libra : Libra teens are Social, fair-minded, cooperative, diplomatic, gracious, they really like harmony, sharing with others, gentleness, the outdoors. Libra teens really dislike in there generation Injustice, violence, conformity, and loudmouths. Un-loving and willing to help out, the Libran makes an excellent friend. Even though they can be late and indecisive, once they’re on the scene, they’re ready to go. Libra’s tend to spread some gossip though, but use there charm, and prettiness to not get heated up.

Scorpio : Scorpio teens are very passionate, stubborn, resourceful, brave, a true friend. Scorp teens like Truth, facts, being right, teasing, longtime friends, a grand passion, a worthy adversary. Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpio’s friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpio teens will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Suspious of people in school, and stay away from the fake as well, wan’t no part in stupid drama as well. Tends to expose a lot of people of their lies, and fakeness, sometimes in drama.

Sagittarius : Sag teens have great sense of humor, idealistic, generous, and Travel, being outdoors, freedom, philosophy. Sag teens are very culture aware. Whether it’s stimulating conversation or a hike through the mountains, you can expect this sign to be surrounded by friends. Sagittarian teens are a ton of fun and downright wacky at times. They love to laugh and to get everyone around them going. Sagittarians teens make friends from around the globe, enjoying the various takes on life and culture.

Capricorn : Cap teens are responsible, good managers, disciplined, self-control, dark sense of humor. Cap teens really like family, tradition, quality craftsmanship, understated status, music. Cap teens are chill but weakness is Know-it-all, unforgiving, condescending, expecting the worst.  Cap teens Combining a strong wit and a love of humor, the Capricorn teens makes for terrific company for those they choose as friends in, and outside school. They will surround themselves with people who are honest, loyal, and like-minded when it comes to working values. Hates gossip most of the time.

Aquarius : Aqua teens are fun with friends, fighting for causes, helping others, intellectual conversation, a good listener. Aqua teens usually have Good looks, beautiful eyes, angular faces, thin build. Aqua teens are can be activist for this generation, they are very progressive, original, humanitarian, independent. Aqua teens tend to be very shy, and quit. Even though Aquarian teens are great with groups of people, it takes a bit when it comes to making close friends. Deeply sensitive and cautious, closeness means vulnerability to an Aquarius, and this is not something to be taken lightly. Aqua teens are very good role-models for this generation, Being visionary types, Aquarians teens love to engage in careers that aim to benefit humankind in the long-run. Aqua teens tries to break up the drama.

Pisces : Pisces’s teens like Spiritual themes, time alone, visual media, time to sleep, romance, music, swimming. Pisces teens are Soft, sometimes frail to medium build. Face easily shows emotion. Pisces teens like on or near water, especially the sea. The movie theater. Pisces teens weakness are can be a victim or martyr, fearful, overly trusting, sad, desire to escape reality. Piscean teens are gentle Pisceans make some of the best friends there are. In fact, they often put the needs of their friends ahead of their own. Loyal, dedicated, supportive and compassionate, no problem is too big for the Piscean to take on.

I was supposed to post this two days ago on my birthday but with exams and everything I got a little sidetracked, anyways I just wanted to make this quickly as a way to say thank you to all my mutuals. ♡ I know I don’t talk to you guys much but I would love to be friends with all of you!! So thank you for following me and I hope my blog doesn’t disappoint you. :”)

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It’s finally GIVEAWAY TIME again!

This giveaway is being held to celebrate the blog turning 5 years old and reaching 30,000+ amazing followers. Also, it’s my own birthday today - 3 reasons to celebrate should be enough for a giveaway, shouldn’t it?!

This giveaway will have two prices:

First place winner will receive a handmade (by me) needle felted hedgehog similar to the one in the picture. It will be made after picking the winner, so they will have some say in what colours to use and such.
Second place winner will receive a print of a picture of their choice from the blog (roughly 30 x 40 cm/12 x 16 inch, depending on the dimensions of the picture)*

*as long as it’s a picture I took & the quality is high enough to have it printed

Here’s how the rules work:

  • this giveaway will end on May 29th, 2017 at 12AM (midnight) CET
  • winners will have 48 hours to respond, if they do not respond within this period I will pick another winner(s)
  • since this giveaway is a thank you to my followers you have to be following me. No spam blogs, giveaway blogs, accounts with no other posts but this one etc. (I will check!)
  • free shipping worldwide. It doesn’t matter where you come from!
  • I can however not be held accountable for any additional import fees or taxes you might have to pay
  • you must be 18+ or have permission from your parents to give your address to me & let me send stuff to you. You should obviously be comfortable with giving me your full name and address
  • you must have your ask box enabled. This is how I will contact you if you win something
  • both likes and reblogs count! You may reblog as many times as you want but please think of your followers. Don’t reblog it 20 times in a row. Don’t be that jerk.
  • please leave this description intact! If you change or delete it (and this includes putting it under a “read more”) I will pick someone else
  • winners will be chosen using a random picker

This giveaway is in no way affiliated with tumblr.

Good luck everyone!

rant. sorta. hiatus.

I’ve just found out that some people here think I’m using my blog for the wrong purpose, that I’m cliquey, and that they dread being associated with me. That’s completely fine but that’s not who I am.

I talk to everyone who talks to me. I have trouble reaching out to people because I don’t want to bother anyone. I don’t think everyone wants to talk to me or anything similar, so I don’t reach out to people. I have mutuals that I adore, but I’m too scared to talk to them because I feel like I’ll be bothering them. I still feel annoying when I message some people, for example @noona-la-la-la, who I’ve been following from day one, let alone when I message people I’ve just met or that have just followed me.
As for the cliques … I have a couple of writer friends. I talk to a lot of writers, but it’s about our stories and it’s basically mutual fangirling.
I think it’s extremely unfair of people to talk about me when they don’t know who I talk to and they can’t see my inbox. I talk to a lot of writers who are just getting started, I just don’t promote people because I don’t want to get used for that. If everyone on my blog asked me to promo them, this would become a promo blog and I don’t think you guys are here for that - this is a fanfic blog. I think anyone can understand that. Besides, I’d like to think that the people whom I talk to aren’t here to get promoted but are here because they like talking to me, even if they are considered “smaller blogs”. That’s so subjective and depends on so many things like how often you post, what members you post about, how long you’ve been on this site, what time of day/week you post, who reblogs your stories etc. Notes don’t mean quality.

At the end of the day, I am who I am. I may come off as mean to some people, but I know in my heart I’ve tried to be the best person I can. If you’ve been following me for a while, you know I’ve been through a ton of shit this year, starting from a breakup of a 4 year relationship to getting diagnosed with a disorder (which I don’t want to get into because it’s TMI and it’s personal). I like to keep my things private and I think people tend to forget they’re not the only person that follows me and that I’m a real person with real problems and feelings. Right now, there are about 28 000 people on my blog. To me, that number is INSANE. This isn’t me boasting or bragging about it - I don’t think my blog deserves that many followers at all. I don’t deserve that kind of attention. There are people that are so much more talented than I am that don’t get enough attention and I don’t think I’m better than anyone. I don’t even know what most of the followers are doing here since a lot less people interact with me than before. But realistically, if anyone thinks I can talk to a hundred people daily and answer all the asks I get and write and work and deal with personal shit all the time, I’m willing to give them my password and see them try to keep up with it. It’s hard to deal with your own life and then come to tumblr and get messages about people asking you to help them overcome depression and suicidal thoughts, asking advice about a breakup, asking help about tumblr stuff, about uni, school etc. I’m not a machine. When someone sends me a message saying they want to die, I feel like shit because I know nothing I say can help that person and I try to come up with the best answer possible to give them some comfort and try to get them to ask for help. So if I don’t reply to an ask asking about when I’m updating something, it’s because I tend to prioritize the asks I get, if I even get the time to go through them.
This is tumblr, not the real world. It isn’t something serious, it doesn’t mean anything, it doesn’t change anyone’s value as a person. I DON’T THINK I’M BETTER THAN ANYONE HERE, especially not based on notes and follower count. Personally, I felt happier when I had around 1 or 2 000 followers because I knew they were all here for my stories and not for whatever reason they are now, and I talked to a lot of them on a daily basis and I still do. Now I don’t even recognize most of the usernames that like and reblog my stories because that would just be impossible. It’s easy to preach when you’re not in this situation, I think.

If you’ve ever felt ignored, I’m sorry. I’ve tried to reply to every ask and message I got, but a couple of months ago, I was going through something and I let them pile up. And then I just didn’t have the mental strength I needed to go and answer the asks so I let them pile up and I hated logging on. Then I had a literal breakdown and I deleted the 4K messages that were in my inbox because they were just adding to my already insane anxiety. They were stressing me out and I felt horrible for not being able to reply to all of them and they just kept piling up and I wanted to delete the blog and everything that came with it, but the problem wasn’t this blog or the asks or the questions - it was me and my anxiety and I’m aware of that. If that makes me a bad person, I’m a bad person.

To the people with the mean comments - I wish you all the best. I hope you get a lot of followers, lots and lots of them since I’m being judged based on that, and when you do, you will see that it isn’t as amazing as you think it is, and it isn’t easy to keep up with everything. If you’re offended by this post, I’m sorry. That was not my intention. I just want to give my opinion since I’m being judged without anyone even talking to me or addressing it directly instead of behind my back. I’m a person, not a robot behind a blog. When I find out someone’s talking about me behind my back, it hurts, despite this being virtual and despite these people not really knowing anything about me. It hurts because it’s not fair. But the world isn’t fair and I’ll deal with it.

To everyone else, thanks for your support. You guys have helped me a lot without even knowing. I’ve posted about my personal issues through my stories a bunch of times because it was my way of dealing with those things and the conversations I had with you guys about my stories have been so pleasant and some of them have helped me a lot. Thanks for being here and for reading my stories. Conversations with you guys have helped me deal with the problems I have. Like I always say, you’ve made Tumblr my happy place. I know it sounds corny, but a lot of times I would feel horrible and this was the only place I had, and you made it great for me. I loved logging on and talking to you and just being here in general. 💗
I’m going on hiatus because of my master thesis, but also because I keep getting dragged into childish drama that I don’t want to be a part of. I don’t want to log on and see posts about me, posts shading me, or trying to make me feel like shit. I don’t think I’ve done something to deserve that. This is a social media site, not my life, and it shouldn’t be anyone’s.

anonymous asked:

Hey, umm, question, is there some sort of vetting procedure to figure out which submissions get posted? Do you decide randomly, or...?

I’ve actually got some editorial guide lines that I follow. A lot of it is your typical stuff like no racism, sexism,homophobia, anti semitism, etc. Then theres some specific things I don’t publish like violence against children, sex workers, or homeless people. I also tend to stay away from quotes that are explicitly or graphically sexual. The list of things I flat out deny is a fluid thing so I could never really give you full details on that, I just decide things on a case by case basis.

As for the quality and comedic value of what gets published, that is a little more random. The only two things I know for sure that get the followers of this blog hyped are 1)Seducing things and 2)asking if things are a free action. Other than those two constants, everything that gets posted here I either legit thought was funny or is just me guessing what the kids these days are laughing at. More of the latter and less of the former. Also I really like to post quotes that mix up rogue and rouge because I love seeing people get worked up over that.

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I may or may not have fallen in love with characters that we never see

about Brooklyn 99

OPENLY GAY, BLACK AUTHORITY FIGURE? Marvelous writing? Compelling characters? Majorly POC characters? Silly yet poignant humor? Flawed characters that learn slowly, but surely how to become better people? Said characters shown being dicks and nOT being congratulated for it? Appreciation for found families? Jerks depicted as actual jerks and not under some glorified veil? Exploration of sensitive topics? Teens and young adults not being underestimated? Women as characters with wonderful qualities, but also not as beacons of constant purity? Men being allowed to have emotional problems, allowed to be tender, sweet, caring and insecure?

What a good series…

anonymous asked:

what kind of tumblrs do you think the rfa + minor trio have?

Zen

  • Posts about his musicals and upcoming productions!!
  • Other than shameless self promos about his work, he reblogs a lot of fitspo and beauty advice
  • He documents his entire life on tumblr
  • Selfies, pictures of his food, posts of him bitching about what the CEO-in-line said in the chatroom

Yoosung

  • Complete LOLOL nerd
  • Like you know those Overwatch blogs?? He’s like that but with LOLOL
  • Occasionally he’ll reblog a shitpost from Seven…. but that’s every one out of a hundred posts
  • And it’s generally a shitpost that’s related to LOLOL in some way

Jaehee

  • A studyblr/workblr if those are even a thing
  • With the occasional reblog of a picture from one of Zen’s musicals
  • but not too many to ruin the aesthetic

Jumin

  • His blog is filled of thousands of pictures of Elizabeth 3rd with about the level of quality you would expect from him
  • He has like five followers and half of them are Seven on different accounts
  • He would have blocked him by now if he could figure out how this fookin site works

Seven

  • wow it’s a mess
  • Like it’s one of those blogs that used to be just one fandom but then spiraled into shit posts and approximately 2389 different fandoms
  • And a really shitty tagging system which makes it a bitch for any of his followers that aren’t into all the fandoms he’s in

V

  • Aesthetic blog 100000%
  • He’s got that nice b&w nature photos aesthetic
  • He’s so popular among aesthetic blogs nearly everyone is following him
  • Posts a picture and bam
  • ten thousand notes in a day

Saeran

  • “This minimalistic tumblr hasn’t posted anything”
  • He only has a tumblr because Seven made on for him
  • The only reason he keeps it is because he likes looking at pictures of cats
  • But he’d sooner die than let anyone know that

Vanderwood

  • They originally made the blog just to make sure Seven wasn’t blabbing anything confidential about the agency
  • But after a while they just.. started to enjoy tumblr
  • Their blog is a lot of random text posts they think is funny
  • Mostly a humor blog

imagineaominesdeltoids  asked:

hiii. just wanted to say that i love your blog, your headcanons in particular. they always give me that itch to sit down and write out what i gotta get down soooooo i decided to drop some in ya ask box lol. can i get some random headcanons on how GOM would be with their female best friend?? hope that's not too general.

THANK YOU SO MUCH i did not know i am a source of writing inspiration /cries/ nope! not too general and i kinda like this idea :) 

Akashi: 

  • Originally, many thought Akashi was dating his female best friend because of his gentlemanly qualities - always opening doors for her, giving her his jacket when she’s cold, pulling out chairs, etc. but that’s just what he does for the women in his life.
    • Admires his best friend’s ambition and strength, and he learns a lot from her. 
  • They bond over intellectual topics and deep talks and he treats her as an equal.
    • Headcanon that Akashi is not as traditional as his other male counterparts in the Akashi patriarchy LOL. 
  • She is always his +1 to events until he has a significant other.
  • THEY GIVE EACH OTHER FASHION ADVICE?? Like, sometimes Akashi wears something really weird (like a fur coat) and she’s like “Sei, can you wear something less extra” 
    • He calls her late night to ask her for girl advice lmao
    • Also she’s one of the few people who can calm an angry Akashi down l0l 

Aomine: (LOL BEST FRIEND IS BASICALLY MOMOI) 

  • Acts like his best friend’s slave, complains a lot, rolls his eyes and gives infinite sass but would fall apart without her.
  • He asks her a lot of questions about girls and learns a lot how to care for another human being through her.
    • SIDE NOTE: Aomine is, I believe, less selfish and more human because of Momoi. He realizes he says a lot of harsh, blunt things and softens his edges when he’s around her. 
  • He enjoys going out to eat with her post-game and always revels in his glory, and she kind of sits there, feeding in his confidence LOL.
    • She makes him pay for the food though and just sits there munching as Aomine goes, “did you see my AMAZING block??” 
  • Aomine’s best friend basically keeps him from failing in school and is his number one wingwoman because daiki actually sUCKS at talking to girls, despite his perceived exterior. 
  • He gives her one armed hugs ALL the time and lazily calls her “Baka” 
    • PS: im a huge aomomo shipper so i think aomine gets with his female best friend sooner or later

Midorima: 

  • Rants and talks about astrology and philosophy all day every day to them.
    • Cute headcanon: they share astrology memes and exchanges lucky items. 
    • Midorima made her believe, or follow Oha Asa a lot more and find more happiness through spirituality.
  • Sometimes, they go for days or weeks without talking but then Midorima would propose a study session together and they’d sit in silence and study until one breaks the silence and talk about what’s on their minds.
    • She always talks to him about her boy troubles and Midorima just nods, unable to give any damn advice because he is socially incompetent. 
  • She reminds Midorima that he’s too hard on himself and always sends little texts encouraging him to take care of his health, especially when he’s sick.
    • CUTE HEADCANON: they go to medical school together and live together platonically in the same apartment. 
    • they’re close enough to share books, and midorima, being a serious person does not take this lightly. 
  • one night when she’s really upset, midorima drives to her house, picks her up and takes her stargazing as she vents to him and he nods quietly. 

Murasakibara: 

  • Headcanon they are food buddies!! except she’s a pastry chef and enjoys baking and always needs someone to taste the food.
    • Mura is always like, “____-chin, they’re all so good - i can’t tell you which one’s better!!” 
  • Mura gives her creative ideas on what new foods or recipes to come up with and CUTE HEADCANON they become co-business owners to a bakery/sweet shop. 
  • Mura carries her on his back whenever they go traveling because she’s lazy to walk and all she has to do is feed him food to keep him going (he’s like a car!!!) 
    • Mura asks her for girl advice and she just claims that he’s a lost cause but is secretly a great wing woman when he really needs it.  
  • His best friend brAIDS his hair or ties it up for him when it gets super long and in his face because he keeps complaining about it and she’s tired of hearing about it. 

Kise:

  • Like Akashi, a lot of people thought they were dating but Kise sees her as a little sister.
    • fun headcanon!! she is a photographer friend who started off kise’s modeling career by doing his headshots and simple poses.
      • Kise loves doing all types of photoshoots with her and they always go traveling or on adventures to shoot. 
    • another fun headcanon!! they start a youtube channel together to document all their fun experiences.
  • Very adventurous pair of friends who don’t mind attention - both sUPER sociable. they go to bars together and are the life of the party honestly. 
    • When they’re drunk they sing karaoke pieces together LOL 
  • She teaches Kise how to do natural makeup so when he’s having a bad skin day he can cover it up or like…wing his eyeliner when he wants to sometimes??
    • kise paints her nails for her when they’re bored? 

Kuroko:

  • his best friend is his quiet partner-in-crime
    • they’re basically super similar in everything except she gets a lot of people’s attention because she’s cute and adorable and small while kuroko tends to become her shadow (poor kuroko) 
    • she hates milkshakes but she flirts with the workers at maji burger so she can get a free one and gives it to kuroko!! 
  • they trade books and goes on walks with nigou to talk about books
    • headcanon that they are in multiple fandoms but they disagree on who they ship and so they always argue over that LOL 
  • Nigou really likes his best friend (sometimes more than kuroko) and they playfully argue on who nigou likes best. 
  • his best friend always goes to support his games and they both make fun of kagami-kun together like an evil duo 
How to: Making moon water

Hello friends, it is I and I am here for yet another “How to”. This time I will show you how to make moon water. Moon water is a must have for me in my craft. My craft revolves heavily around the moon and almost all of my energy comes from her (the moon, cause she is my babe). Moon water is specially charged water that has a lot of magickal energy. It can be used to clean crystals, used in spells, you can put a little in a bath for an extra boost of energy, you can even drink a little bit to get re-energized, or put some in a spray bottle and use to cleanse a room. Moon water is good for everything! This post will teach you the steps in how to make it. The way that I will show you is not the ONLY way, but it is my way, that I want to share will you all.

Step #1:
Find a jar (witches love jars) preferably a glass jar. You really shouldn’t use plastic cups because the chemicals in the plastic will fuck up the energy of the moon war. I always use a VERY large mason jar because the more water you can make the better. Also the mason jar is easy to store and they are super cheap, you can literally get the anywhere. WITCH TIP! You can go to goodwill and find a SHIT TON of nice ass jars and glass containers for like $2 each. Just make sure you clean them well when you get home, also check and make sure they don’t have any cracks.

Step #2:
Fill your jar with water, spring, filtered, distilled or tap water. I own one of the refrigerators will the thing on the door that filters water, so I always just use the water from there. I personally never like to use tap water because it normally has a lot of chemicals in it, but if that’s all you have then that is fine!

Step #3 (OPTIONAL):
Okay so this step is optional, but sometimes I like to do this if I have a specific purpose for the moon water. Sometime I put herbs/plants/fruit in the water to infuse the water with the magickal qualities of that herbs/plant/fruit. BUT if you are planning on drinking the water be careful with what you put in it. Some herbs/plants/fruits are POSIONOUS! If you want to know what the magickal quality of a specific herbs/plants/fruits then you can check out my other post on my blog that list all of that for you!

http://plants-not-people.tumblr.com/post/144230985226/complete-list-of-magickal-uses-of-herbsplants

Step #4:
Bless and cleanse the water with incense (Personally I use sage). I cleanse the water by letting the smoke of the incense engulf the container. When I do this I really focus my intent of wanting powerful, energizing moon water.

Step #5:
I consecrate the water by holding my hands over the jar and focusing my energy into the water. If you are a beginner and it is hard for you to focus your energy I would try repeating a saying over and over. You can say something like “Let this moon water be free of impurities and full on positive energy”. It does not have to be those exact words, but just remember to speak from the heart.

Step #6:
Leave the water out side on the night of the full moon. Preferably try to not leave the jar in a place where it is covered by trees and shade. Then just let it sit outside and soak up all of the energy. Then that’s it you are done! The next day go collect your water and be on your mary way UNLESS you did step #3. If you did step #3 then you have to continue to step #7 (sorry, not sorry).

Step #7:
Okay, so you put the herbs/plants/fruit in the moon water. Now you have to fish it out of the moon water. I suggest straining the water with a pasta strainer. Or if you only had big pieces of fruit you can just scoop them out with a spoon. Then that’s it and now you are done!

I hope this helped you guys a lot, please message me if you have any questions I am more than happy to help! Happy witching and I wish you all the best <3

-Tsuki (The gay green witch)

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Chapter Three of a Fatal_Error has Occurred will start in a few weeks!

Taking a break before starting this past chapter made a HUGE difference in how quickly, efficiently, and stress-free creating updates was for me because I spent time writing a script, sketching updates ahead of time, and getting organized. So that’s how I’m going to approach this upcoming chapter as well :) This’ll also give me a chance to just draw and derp around and have a bit of fun with the asks, which I’ve missed doing :D

Also, we’ve finally reached the point in the story that I can start introducing some other story elements that I’d like to explore, like the File Not Found comic. And I think ya’ll will be interested to see what I have in mind as well ;) But this requires some pretty careful planning, and I want to make sure I get it right, and at the level of quality I hold myself to. So look out for announcements about this in the weeks to come~

Along with all of this (and on a more personal note) I’ve got a LOT of things going on in my life right now, both blog/comic related and not, and I just need some time to take care of things right now so that I can keep working on my art in the future the way that I want to :) It’s nothing bad, I promise, but as a seasoned procrastinator it’s just important that I take some things seriously and handle my potato business like the potato I am.

Anywhoo! As for the main comic, ya’ll will know when I’m ready to get things started once I post the Chapter Three cover :3 I thank ya’ll in advance for your patience! <3

Detecting Evil: How to sniff out the forces of darkness without ruining your campaign.

Imagine, for a moment, that you are starting the beginning of your campaign. The Players you’re running though this represent all corners of the alignment chart. The character you’re going to have set up as the final boss is going to have a very close relationship with the heroes, and plans on manipulating them for some time before the big reveal. It’s going to be great, this will be a story that everyone will remember forever thanks to the -

“I cast Detect Evil.”

The Paladin says, and you have no choice but to reveal that not only are two of his group mates are evil, but so is the charming questgiver you’re about to set everyone up with. WHO THE PALADIN SMITES, SON OF BITCH TIM, WHAT THE HELL-

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the dual problem of utilizing Detect Evil and other Know Alignment spells like an infallible radar and Tim, that player who gives paladins a bad name. I can’t help Dungeon Masters with the latter except by using this blog to encourage some quality paladin behavior from chronic lost causes like Tim. Dammit Tim.

I can, however, help prospective dungeon masters figure out ways to prevent Detect Evil being used as campaign derailer, and in fact use it as a tool that enriches the experience for everyone.

Now, the simplest solution is simply banning all know alignment spells. This is every DM’s right, and if you know the people who are playing would blatantly abuse the spell at every opportunity, then I encourage you to cut it out. But I believe that Detect Evil can be utilized several different ways to improve the overall role playing experience.

Now, the easiest way to turn this evil detecting radar spell into something more than a habitual cast done whenever a player gets mildly suspicious is to make it much more ambiguous and fallible. Take, for example a paladin walking through a crowded city street. Someone yells, “Stop, thief!” and the paladin immediately activates her detect evil spell to track down the culprit. If we’re using detect evil as an infallible radar, she immediately pin points the direction of the thief, and begins pursuit. Or, instead, when she casts the spell, she’s immediately bombarded by the myriad negative feelings experienced daily on a crowded city street. The DM can describe several different unpleasant sensations associated with the many faces of human cruelty, and the thief, hungry and desperate, is in fact the least among this storm of sensations that assault the Paladin. She can then choose which feeling to investigate, not knowing if she’s right until she’s there. Maybe they find the thief. Maybe they find something much worse. Either way, the dungeon master’s made this a far more interesting experience than having detect evil be utilized as a flawless evil detecting radar.

Evil should also feel different depending on what the paladin is dealing with. A child being bullied by their tormentor shouldn’t have the same sensation when entering the den of a serial killer. If you use the five senses to help describe a person’s alignment, then you should consider associating increasingly vile moralities have correspondingly offensive sensations. A moment of pure envy and hate from an otherwise stable and decent person should feel like a bad smell mixing with the odor of an otherwise delicious meal, versus coming toe to toe with an evil god, who’s spiritual scent should reminiscent of rotten meat and death. Maybe even throw in a constitution check just to underline the consequence of trying to detect evil when it’s especially volatile.

There’s also ways of utilizing alignment checks rpwise during combat. Say your paladin is fighting a foe they can’t see, thanks to invisibility, an abundance of darkness, or they’ve been physically blinded during battle. They use Detect Evil to even the playing field against their foe, and the DM can use the opportunity to describe to frightening detail what an evil soul might look like when the rest of the visual spectrum is cancelled out. Maybe they just see the monster their enemy really is. Maybe they see all the evil things they’ve done spread across their enemy like an unholy cancer. This is an opportunity to make the Paladin actually be afraid for a moment.

In turn, the same can be done for evil alignments fighting good. But instead of seeing something frightening, they see the intense light of their enemy’s soul, blinding in it’s own right.

You can also use it to throw some moral quandaries the paladin’s way. For example, what if everyone beeps as evil in some way? What if the paladin can sense their own personal darkness latched onto them, waiting? How can you fight evil when evil is everyone? My answer is by forgiving people of their flaws and moving forward best you can. But what would your paladin do?

Guess what nerds…………………………………… im officially back and ready to give u all some more quality paint

Im sorry that i was gone for longer than anticipated!! it was only supposed to be for like a week or two but then i got swamped with schoolwork and. whoops there goes all my free time

BUT ALAS i am alive and will be trying to get the blog back on schedule!! it may take me a little bit to get back to my regular posting schedule, but hey. at least im here u feel

thank you all for your patience and have a good night/day/evening/whatever

anonymous asked:

Okay how many of your hilarious stories have you written on here bc id like to see all of them since theyre hilarious

I honestly have no idea but I’ll see if I can link all the ones I remember hang on (these aren’t gonna be in posting order it just depends on when I find them)

Thanksgiving 2016 recap 

Christmas 2016 Live Blog

This quick list

Swing and a Miss (I’m proud of that fucking title okay)

College Lyfe

Last Day of High School/ #ISurvived

Underground Shakespeare Ring/ #OrderOfTheMolly

Ghost Parakeets and Amish Satan™

Detention Memories 

Pitch, Please!

Special Strudels 

Goosebumps

My Mom Becoming Hamilton Trash

Watching the Tony Awards with my Mom 2017

Check out my tags “batb vagueblogging 2k17″ and “ith vagueblogging 2k17″ to see me attempt to deal with people while simultaneously pretending I know how to work a soundboard with an exasperated ginger man who is severely underpaid it’s some quality content tbh but I don’t want to link all the posts bc it’s like seven per show lol

Five Brief Theater Memories 

Costume Struggles 

The Fascination Station™

Ghost Plungers! 

My cousin’s 7th birthday party recap

Why Is This My Most Popular Post I Want Answers

I’ve Never Been Graceful A Day In My Life

My Cheetah Girls Performance/ A Scene Ripped Directly From A Fucking Judy Bloom Novel Or Something

Oscar Worthy Performance, But It Will Never Get Me Into Swan Lake

I guarantee there’s more in the depths of my blog, but it’s almost 4 am right now so this is what I could remember/find. Hope all the links work, let me know if any don’t! :)

Reblog if you post Voltron content and post absolutely no hate on your blog

I was thinking it would be nice to have a post circulating that people can use to find blogs that are safe and non toxic, and still enjoy quality Voltron content. Write in the tags what ships you create content for/reblog! 

(EDIT: Also feel free to reblog if you post mostly one character or general Voltron content! We always could use some more non-ship related/team love!)

Also, I really recommend blocking and reporting blogs that are harassing other users, especially those that are attacking younger users. X-kit is your friend. Stay safe! ❤

anonymous asked:

Any tips for those who wanna learn Japanese to play games on their own

Sorry about the delay in answering this, I wasn’t sure how to word it, and I’m sure my wording’s not going to be great now, but here it goes~

Ahh, and this is going to sound so preachy, but: practice!

If you’re still a beginner or haven’t started learning yet, there are a bunch of resources available online for learning Japanese. You really need to get the basics down first because you’re definitely going to need them. Particles in particular are going to trip you up (they still trip me up orz).

Read A LOT. Not just manga, search for blogs with stuff you’re interested in (otome game blogs are handy as you get useful vocabulary too), purchase some books if you can, try some books you’ve read in English translated to Japanese. 

Also, listen to Japanese audio as much as you can—not just songs, but Drama CDs, TV shows, news segments, anything. There are probably some Japanese TV streams still available online somewhere or online streaming sites for shows and so on.

Kanji is hell sometimes no matter what medium—blog, game, book, anything—so you’re going to have to work on that a bit. The problem with kanji in otome games is depending on the quality of the game (PSP vs PS Vita for example) some of the kanji is going to be hard to read. You’re going to have to get used to either picking out the particles to search via particles or find a dictionary you can use handwriting input on and try writing it by hand to find it.

Whether you’re playing a game above your level or not, I can pretty much guarantee you’re still going to be using a dictionary to help every now and then.
I remember when I first started playing otome games, they were just the iOS ones and I was looking up like nearly every fifth word and had no idea what some of the selection choices were. It was great fun to attempt at like midnight lol I’d keep switching between the app and my dictionary and it was sooo time consuming.

I’ve been studying Japanese for a hell of a long time and there’s still a heap I don’t know. I’m still after dictionaries a lot and still marking down stuff I don’t know to either look up later, study, find out what other contexts things can be used it, how this grammar point differs from that one and when to use them, etc, etc. 

Like, if you’re really dedicated you can get your Japanese level up quickly enough for otome games. Hell, you could probably play them now if you have a good dictionary and a good idea about how Japanese grammar works. I mean, as long as you’re consistently working on it and challenging yourself with it you’re going to improve. 

I’m not sure if any of that ramble above is helpful, so I’m just gonna throw in some links from here and hope that they help lol

Some Beginner Resources:
Genki I Textbook - PDF | Amazon JPN | Amazon US
Genki I Workbook - PDF | Amazon JPN | Amazon US
Genki II Textbook - PDF | Amazon JPN | Amazon US
Genki II Workbook - PDF | Amazon JPN | Amazon US
(Everyone seems to recommend Genki, but I haven’t actually used it lol I hear it’s a good series though, and it’s super easy to find. The PDFs are free btw)

General Resources
Rikai-kun/Rikai-chan - add-on for Chrome/Firefox
Online Dictionaries: Jisho | Weblio
Online Translators (not really recommended, but can help in a pinch): NOT GOOGLE | Weblio
PDF downloads for the Beginner, Intermediate, and Advanced dictionaries of Japanese grammar can be found here, but I’m not sure if the links on the page are still current

Stuff to Read:
News in Slow Japanese
NHK’s Easy News
RAW Manga

Blogs that talk about Otome Games and sometimes post walkthroughs (Japanese only):
choro - walkthroughs and talks about her thoughts on otome games
ぶぅ子の部屋 - thoughts and general otome game stuff
ぶぅ子の別荘 - walkthroughs
私の日常 - thoughts, just finished Shu’s storyline in Lost Eden
乙女ゲーム時々かくれんぼ。 - thoughts and general otome game stuff

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I’ve been experimenting with taking pictures with my DSLR camera instead of my phone, what do you all think? Are they better quality? Sorry for the low lighting, I didn’t get a chance to take some pictures until late afternoon. 

This is how I’m keeping track of the September challenge by @journaling-junkie and I’ll probably do something similar for October.