some strange substance

the ramen incident

I have decided to remain anonymous to protect my identity from the foolishness. last night, I became hungry and decided to make some ramen. I removed the various packets from the bowl, added the flavor and vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave.

after about a minute or two, I realized something was wrong. A terrible burning smell had filled my kitchen.
I opened the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had neglected to add water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which filled the room in acrid smoke for several seconds. I then returned the bowl to the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it.

Well….It went okay for a little while, until I discovered a globule of blackened noodles which had turned into some sort of strange crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of heart.

Golden Textured Sky
  • Golden Textured Sky
  • Some Strange Substance
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Golden Textured Sky - Some Strange Substance

this morning i woke up and i saw the textured sky
i reached for my surroundings and they were all phantom beings
i went outside and i reached for it
it was golden
it was swollen
it was strange
like nothing i’d ever seen before
oh, nothing i’d ever seen before
nothing i’d ever seen before
it was strange

  • Balinese Holiday
  • The Monster Is You! and Some Strange Substance (or Some Strange Substance and The Monster is You!)
  • Nothing Dangerous!
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Balinese Holiday by The Monster is You! and Some Strange Substance (Or Some Strange Substance and The Monster is You!)

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This is a collaboration between myself and SSS and I’m hoping to put it on the cassette thing I often talk of, but don’t seem to progress on (I blame happenstance)

Hope you enjoy it!