some strange machines

Total automation! Yes, it’s the state of affairs where machines make eveything happen automatically, like in scary short stories about artificial intelligence, or communism. Usually there are human beings inside of things, but sometimes there are not, and maybe that’s strange, but perhaps the fact that it is strange is actually the strange thing? Anyway, the entire @fresh-coriander staff is currently on holiday, or otherwise incapacitated, so right now we ourselves are automated! Surprise! There’s no life behind these words! We are the machine! Fresh coriander on sale here.

Keep telling yourself that.