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‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep.  ’
‘  omg here goes your lil crybaby ass.  ’
‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up.  ’
‘  don’t start buddy. don’t you dare.  ’
‘  gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right.  ’
‘  not to vent, but: fuck.  ’
‘  the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to.  ’
‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot.  ’
‘  sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful.  ’
‘  i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again.  ’
‘  shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot.  ’
‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed.  ’
‘  i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out.  ’
‘  i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle.  ’
‘  i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water.  ’
‘  i don’t have enough black clothes.  ’
‘  sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired.  ’
‘  i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me.  ’
‘  me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly.  ’
‘  i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous.  ’
‘  the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed.  ’
‘  i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired.  ’
‘  i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?  ’
‘  just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough.  ’
‘  my heart is a soft and sensitive mess.  ’
‘  all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities.  ’
‘  honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring.  ’
‘  hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection.  ’
‘  now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab.  ’
‘  i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old.  ’
‘  my new years resolution is to stop.  ’
‘  i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way.  ’
‘  i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened.  ’
‘  i know i’m cute, but you can remind me.  ’
‘  hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me????  ’
‘  i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever.  ’
‘  me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me.  ’
‘  girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor?  ’
‘  anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact.  ’
‘  today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss.  ’
‘  going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds.  ’
‘  everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed.  ’
‘  i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated.  ’
‘  hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes?  ’
‘  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like  ’
‘  i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible.  ’
‘  remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED.  ’
‘  why did we just accept catdog?  ’
‘  my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong.  ’
‘  you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.  ’
‘  i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.  ’
‘  honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  ’
‘  would an alien think i’m pretty?  ’
‘  i love boys, but only as a concept.  ’
‘  why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here????  ’
‘  i identify as an inconvenience to the world.  ’
‘  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  ’
‘  dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap.  ’
‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’
‘  don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  ’
‘  what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword.  ’
‘  i highly recommend never having feelings.  ’
‘  self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens.  ’
‘  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  ’
‘  do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends?  ’
‘  um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me?  ’
‘  date a girl who fucks everything up.  ’
‘  not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost.  ’
‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing.  ’
‘  a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot.  ’
‘  you can start again anytime!  ’
‘  all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past.  ’
‘  i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much.  ’
‘  you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep?  ’
‘  i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway.  ’
‘  tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again.  ’
‘  first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down.  ’
‘  i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life.  ’
‘  i’m tired of things costing money.  ’
‘  don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?  ’
‘  who cares? do better, move on.  ’
‘  i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income.  ’
‘  appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb.  ’
‘  thnks fr th mntl llnss.  ’
‘  what  hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  ’
‘  i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here.  ’
‘  binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.  ’
‘  i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell.  ’
‘  this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes.  ’
‘  i’m alive, but only ironically.  ’
‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me.  ’
‘  do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo?  ’
‘  lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat.  ’
‘  my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’  ’
‘  i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer!  ’
‘  i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me?  ’
‘  you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly.  ’
‘  you son of a mumford!  ’
‘  hi, i’m here to ruin everything.  ’
‘  you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead.  ’
‘  the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him.  ’
‘  everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho   ’
‘  no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men.  ’
‘  i need $$$$$ not feelings.  ’
‘  ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again.  ’
‘  oops, i don’t care lol  ’
‘  why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth.  ’
‘  maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,  ’
‘  i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering.  ’
‘  concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content.  ’
‘  i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half.  ’
‘  pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars.  ’
‘  life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho.  ’
‘  i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over?  ’
‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.  ’
‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself.  ’
‘  whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong.  ’
‘  new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter.  ’

{Special} College!AU Johnny
  • major: film & television 
  • minor: business 
  • clubs: rather than clubs, johnny always has some part in other classmates movies/set productions so,,,he has no time for clubs LOL
  • sports: was humbly signed up for track and field by ten but the only good thing about his long legs is jumping over hurdles,,,otherwise he’s slower than a turtle much to everyone’s surprise 
  • goes through what his friends call “phases” every other week,,,,,and it usually has to do with whatever project he’s most immersed in
  • and that means one week,,,,when he was helping out the french exchange students he walked around campus in a beret and refused to eat bagels - only croissants. then he was working on an action scene and signed up for martial arts on the the quad,,,,,,or that one time they were trying to do a historical bit and johnny almost bought a hanbok on amazon for fifty bucks and taeyong had to physically remove the laptop from his dorm in order to stop him
  • no one is surprised that he’s a film major,,,,,tbh he’s always been creative and outspoken so the industry fits him
  • the shocking part is his minor,,,,because is business really something???? johnny has any interest in
  • and johnny always dramatically puts his hand over his forehead and is like “in THIS day and age all that matters is MONEY no one cares for the ART-”
  • everyone is like ok we get it but johnny just siGHS like the whole world is over and slumps in his chair and is like i know ill never make it,,,,,,,ill have to be a slave to the system a COG in the machine another worker bee - but wait did i tell you guys about this GREAT idea i had last night for a movie so basically the main character is a zombie alien and-
  • talks a mile a minute,,,,,seriously even when his opinion or comment is unneeded,,,, but he’s trying his best and he’s always trying to lift the mood and make people more confident
  • like he IS the person in the friend group whose there for anyone when they need him,,,,, is the person who makes ten smile when he’s down, helps cheer up doyoung about the future,,,,, and even gets taeil out of the dumps (which is a rarity, but,,,,,,,wow is it harD to cheer him up - tbh only johnny is capable)
  • tells people to have a super-duper fantastic great day after seeing them in the coffee shop,,,,,and the person will be like do i//?? even know him??? probably not but johnny is trying to spread that positivity
  • and it works !!! because when he’s smiling and laughing he looks so soft and approachable 
  • but at the same time,,,,when he’s really working on a scene or on a plan for filming,,,, he adopts an entirely different aura 
  • ten calls it the ‘youngho effect’ meaning that silly johnny is gone and now it’s down-to-business youngho and during finals week,,,,,,is when it’s the WORST
  • like people don’t even recognize him and thats hard considering his fashion and height stand out ,,,, but seriously the stern, concentrated look on his face makes his whole appearance seem different
  • yuta is always like “youngho is sexy and johnny is cute” and johnny is just like ?????? are you- flirting with me??? or are you just commenting and yuta is like ;) it’s hard to tell i know but no im just saying my dude
  • johnny is also super charitable ,,,, like find him helping every last single person in his studio effects class or dramatic writing
  • which is why he barely gets sleep because he’ll be up with a group of writers or on film location for work that isn’t EVEN HIS but,,,, he really likes film and he really likes seeing and testing out new things so his ability to say no is down the drain
  • unless it’s doyoung asking for extra change to get coffee then johnny is like lol no jokes jokes
  • oh also him and ten are practically inseparable and they sometimes do what taeyong refers to as “comedy acting” on the quad which is really just them arguing over something dumb like is trump REALLY an overgrown cheeto but also everyone on campus loves it
  • minus their ACTUAL friends who are like can you two please be quiet for like a minute and ten and johnny are both like excuse me no and taeil is like rip my ears
  • but they’re best buddies,,,,,,,it’s very adorable 
  • ten’s dad even calls johnny to ask if ten is doing well in uni and johnny always try to make something up before ten steals the phone and has to explain in rushed thai that NO he didn’t get a tattoo on his forehead
  • accidentally got confused for being a part of the uni mens volleyball team because of his height
  • misses chicago and has pictures up of it and his family in his dorm and everyone is like wow johnny you’re such a sentimental guy but like LMAO HE REALLY IS HE CRIED DURING THE LION KING anyway
  • you’re not a film student at all,,,,,you’re actually pretty camera shy and so you think watching movies is cool and all but you’d like,,,,,,never dream of being an actor or something like that
  • which is ok because your major has nothing to do with that line of work and your part-time job is as a dog walker in the city on weekends
  • and one weekend you’re doing your job,,,,,the last dog you’re walking for the day is a cute corgi named mr. squiggles 
  • when suddenly someone taps you on the shoulder and to your shock you turn around and see ???? johnny
  • who you know just because a friend of yours is in a class with him and he’s kinda hard to miss ,,,,,,, he’s basically a walking skyscraper 
  • but you’re like “oh h-hi?” assuming he might have recognized you from uni but johnny isn’t looking at you
  • he’s looking at mr. squiggles and then at you and going 
  • “you two would be perfect for my project! have you ever wanted to do acting???”
  • for a second you think you might just be making this up in your mind but you blink a couple of times and johnny is STILL standing in front of you
  • looking more excited than mr. squiggles whose small stubby legs are pawing at johnny’s jeans and asking for him to bend down and pet him
  • and you’re like “uh,,,,,,n-no?”
  • johnny does bend down,,,,giving the corgi a couple of pats on the head only to look up at you again and go “but i think this dog has!!!! do you think you could be in my film?”
  • johnny’s eyes turn up as he smiles,,,looking at you almost expectingly,,,,,
  • until you scoop up mr. squiggles in your hands and shake your head explaining that for one,,,,,the dog isn’t yours,,,,,,this is your job and two,,,,,being filmed is a bit-
  • johnny’s smile drops into a childish pout and he reaches out to scratch the pups ear going “but you guys are perfect for the scene,,,,,and it’ll be short!!!! can you ask his owner??”
  • and you wanna be like excuse me i gotta go im getting a call but then u know,,, johnny goes to uni with you so maybe not making a fool of yourself is the right call so you just shrug and mumble that you’ll ask 
  • johnny’s grin returns and he quickly takes something out of his back pocket,,,,,which you realize is a scrap of notebook paper with a number scrawled on it
  • and he’s like i make this in case i find people on the street i want to cast,,,,,text me if the owner says yes!!! ill keep the spot open for you and -
  • he motions to mr.squiggles in your hands and you go “oh his name is mr. squiggles” and johnny bursts into cheerful laughter like “that’s PERFECT!! ill be waiting for your message”
  • and with that he’s off,,,,,you left holding the dog and the paper with his number and thinking to yourself that,,,,maybe johnny will just,,,,,,,,,,forget?
  • i mean he probably doesnt even know you go to the same uni,,,,,you reason as you put mr.squiggles down and go back to your walk
  • ,,,,,,out of curiosity though when you return him to his owners you ask ,,,,, would they let him be in a movie some time and the owner claps their hands together and is like ofc!!!! mr.squiggles is a born STAR!!!!! why is a friend of yours looking -
  • and you’re like nope no im just asking see you next saturday
  • come monday you’ve basically forgot about the whole thing,,,convinced johnny is popular enough to find other people to act for him
  • when you’re waiting in line to get coffee at the cafe and someone goes “hey!!!! what did mr.squiggle’s parents say?”
  • and it’s,,,,loud so everyone turns to look at you because mr.squiggles-?
  • and you’re like,,,what who??? only to see johnny standing behind you in line and you’re like oh myGOD
  • and he’s like “i knew id seen you before!!! cool that we go to the same school, so can you guys do it-?”
  • and you’re like “o,,,oh they said n-no so im sorry but-”
  • johnny clicks his tongue but waves his hand and is like nO SWEAT we can find another dog you walk dogs right????? do you think anyone else would be cool with it??
  • and you’re like dogs? what are dogs? idk any dogs? ahahahah
  • but johnny is like you told me you walk dogs,,,,,right??? im sure someone is ok with having their pup on screen plus it’s for a class so really-
  • your turn to order comes up and you quickly spout it out just to be like “oh, im sorry i have to go-” to johnny
  • rushing over to the pick up counter and thankfully,,,,a small black coffee is fast to make,,,,so you grab it and johnny makes a point to try and call out to you but you’re like class!!!! gtg!!!!
  • and with that you’re gone,,,,,looking solemnly down at the coffee in your hand and crinkling your nose because the last time you drank coffee was the last time you had a math final in high school
  • but also,,,,,why did johnny have to remember??? why did you have to bump into him???? what kind of weird coincidence???
  • but also you’re sure you’re off the hook this time,,,,like you told him mr.squiggles was unavailable and it wasnt like your classes ever clashed with film majors so you were home free
  • but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • you weren’t
  • a couple of days later johnny saw you in the library,,, asking again if you were up for the part
  • unenthusiastically you explained that all the dog owners said no so,,,,,,and johnny said it was fine again that he knew some people with dogs so-
  • but you ducked out of there again saying you had a study group to meet up with
  • another time you were on the quad and johnny sat down next to you,,,,asking how you were and if you weren’t busy to talk
  • once again you checked your phone and pretended to take a call
  • and honestly,,,,,,you don’t know WHY you can’t just tell him you can’t act- or more like you don’t want to act
  • because you’re convinced he can find someone else so easily that the pursuant asking you ,,,,, you just didn’t get it
  • not until you overhear a couple of people talking about how they’ve never seen johnny hold out for this long,,,,,usually he’s the first one to start filming ,,,,, but something is taking him so long this time
  • and with a slightly guilty conscious you take out your phone,,,the paper with johnny’s number is still tucked in your wallet and you fish it out too,,,inputting it and typing out a text
  • ‘im sorry ive avoided you about this, but im not a,,,,,,,im not an actor. i dont want to mess up your movie so i hope someone else can be the better fit’.
  • you send it,,,,,hoping you weren’t being to blunt but an hour later your phone lights up and johnny’s reply is ‘that’s ok! im sorry for bothering you, it was really uncool of me to keep chasing you - i didn’t know you were uncomfortable and i was being a douche. tell mr.sqiggles i still think he’s a star in the making!’
  • smiling down at the cute response and the line of dog emojis and stars you go back to your homework,,,,,but it’s a little hard because,,,,,,why’s johnny so much cuter to you all of a sudden
  • a couple of weeks go by and you stumble across what looks like a film set near the dog park you frequent on your job
  • and your entire pack starts tugging on their leashes in excitement and barking because of all the new people and cool looking cameras and you’re like “guys!!! calm down” 
  • and you notice someone turn around and it’s johnny??? he waves at you and you’re like “he-hey?? are you filming here??” and johnny nods and is like “it’s a little film im doing about a dog and their owner and they can like,,,,,,,talk to each other and the dog gossips about other dogs it’s kind of a comedy??? romance i guess”
  • and you’re like oo a romance featuring cute dogs cant go wrong with that and johnny is like exactly,,,,101 dalmatians,,,,,airbud - not romantic but dogs so
  • you giggle and you’re like well!! ill try to keep the kids from barking too much but!!
  • johnny grins and squats down,,, mr.squiggles running toward him like johnny’s been his owner for yEARS and licking his face and johnny is like it’s still a shame i couldn’t cast this lil guy
  • you smile,,,and johnny says he’s going to be filming for a bit but that it was nice talking
  • and you know,,, you go to the dog park and play a bit not noticing johnny whose struggling with the actors on set and some of the crew and usually johnny is really good with people 
  • but the way the lead isn’t getting along with the dog is stressing him out and at some point johnny is like “it’s fine, ill scrape this idea” and someone mentions that the deadline to hand it in is three days away and johnny is like “it doesn’t matter, i don’t think it’s going to work out and im not giving unfinished garbage to the professor.”
  • you look up seeing that most of the people are gone except for johnny and you pick up mr.squiggles and go over to him and you’re like “you look down,,,,,so i brought this guy to maybe help you smile?” 
  • johnny looks up from his head in his hands and gives a sad chuckle that you’ve never seen from him and you’re like whats wrong
  • and he’s like “i think,,,,im not going to be able to finish this.” and you’re like why not??? you had people here and stuff and he’s like sometimes things don’t work out
  • and you’re like do you have time?? and johnny mumbles that three days isn’t enough, even if the whole thing is fifteen minutes long
  • you see the defeat in his eyes,,,,which is hard to imagine since this is the johnny that never seems to give up
  • so with a tiny swallow you go “i,,,,,,,,,ill help. mr. squiggles too.”
  • johnny raise an eyebrow and shakes his head,,,,,saying that he can’t force you to help him, that’d be fucked up of him and you’re like you’re not!!!! consider it a change of heart
  • johnny motions to mr.squiggles and goes “didn’t their owners refuse-?” and you’re like “hahahah abOUT THAT,,,,,anyway what do we have to do??”
  • johnny explains the jist of the plot,,,,,you and mr.squiggles can understand each other and talk about the other dogs but you meet another owner who can speak to his dog too and you,,,,,basically fall in love
  • and you’re like giggling because ok,,,, a bit corny but u like it
  • and you’re like whose going to play the love interest?? and johnny looks around and is like i,,,, think im gonna have to do it because all the other footage is unusable. the dog tried to pee on the leads so -
  • and you’re like oh my gosh,,, well ok,,,,,,let’s try
  • to your surprise you’re not AS nervous in front of the camera as you thought
  • maybe because holding mr. squiggles calms you down or maybe it’s the way johnny is patient and encouraging 
  • but when all your individual cuts are done johnny is like “ok we have on thing left, where we meet and,,,,,well,,,,,,,mr. squiggles is supposed to tell you to ask me out” and you’re like oh,,, Oh,,, ok ,,,, well,, ahem
  • and johnny sets the camera to record and rushes over to sit beside you on the bench,,,pretending to look over at the other side of the park
  • and you’re like “oh,,,,shh ,,,, shh what? h- he isn’t cute???? i- what??? you want me to ask for his number???”
  • johnny turns around,,,putting his arm over the bench and going “are you talking to your dog?” and you jump a little almost forgetting the line and you’re like 
  • “i,,,,im not,,,,,” and johnny, effortlessly slides closer to you on the bench and is like “well, whoever told you to ask for my number is right - do you want it?”
  • feeling your cheeks glow red you nod and johnny is supposed to lean in closer but you’re kinda like !!! so you lift mr. squiggles up and he licks at johnny’s face and ,,,, after a moment you’re like im sorry!!!!! that wasn’t in the script
  • but johnny bursts into laughter and is like you know what,,,i think it’s a great ending shot 
  • you realize you’re close to having to drop the pups off so you gather mr. squiggles and tell johnny it was,,,,fun and that you hope he gets a good grade
  • johnny seems to want to say something,,, but you’re like im not avoiding you this time - i actually really need to go
  • and as you’re running back to get the rest of the dogs you hear him call out your name and he’s like “let me repay you with dinner sometime???” and you’re like “sounds good!!!”
  • after getting back to campus from work, you drop your things off in your dorm and you check your phone to see a text from johnny
  • ‘are you free tomorrow night?’ you smile,,,,thinking for a second and your roommate is like why do you look so happy - is it a date????? and you’re like WHAT,,,,,,NO,,,,,,,SHUTUP
  • but you say you are and the next night you meet up with johnny off campus and he’s telling you about this restaurant a friend of his opened and then you notice it,,,, the slight darkness under his eyes and you’re like johnny did you sleep??
  • and he’s like oh no i stayed up editing,,,, also this afternoon i had to help hyungsik with his shooting so 
  • and you’re like oh my god go home and sleep but he’s like no!! i gotta take you out and pay you for your help,,,,,and since i don’t have actual money please consider this food as payment
  • and you’re like shdlfkjds johnny and he’s like it’s good food,,,,,so???
  • even though he’s obviously tired,,, johnny still manages to keep up an exciting conversation and you try to get him to split the bill but he’s like nooooooo i am a respectful chicago gentleman 
  • and ur like ,,, does a respectful chicago gentleman try to mimic a parrot in a resturant and he’s like i see your point but let me live?
  • and johnny is ,,,, someone you never thought you’d hang out with one on one just because he’s bright and attracts attention 
  • and he’s a silly, handsome guy??? like???? getting near him seems like a feat but here you are,,, after diner walking to the arcade and johnny winning you a stuffed animal in one of those crane games but also completely losing to you in tekken 5
  • and you’re like,,,,, it’s nice to be like this with him and it’d be nice,,,,,,, to get to know him more
  • so you’re sad when the night ends and you guys are on your way back to uni on a crowded train and johnny keeps moving his body so no one is squishing up against you and it’s ,,,,,,,,, it is like a date but you refuse to let yourself cave to that mentality
  • but then as you get off at your stop, johnny’s hand slides into yours and it’s ,,,,, natural almost
  • and you get to campus and he’s like thanks for letting me take you out,,,and for being in my film
  • and you’re like haha,,, to quote you - no sweat!!! 
  • and it’s silent,,,but you’re still holding hands and you’re not quite sure what that means
  • until johnny goes “i don’t want to be awkward but - this was a date, right? can i call it a date?”
  • and you’re like OH WELL,,,,,,,,,um,,,,,,,,, and you’re like “i’d like if it was a date,,,,”
  • and johnny is like me too because then that means there can be more,,,,,dates,,,,,,,,for us,,,,,,,for me to take you on,,,,,,,,,am i making sense i feel like im not making sense
  • but you’re like!!!!! you are,,,,making sense,,,,,,
  • johnny grins and even in the nights dark light you can see the cute expression on his face and you’re like hey can you bend forward a little bit and he’s like oh?
  • and you lean up, kissing his cheek quickly before letting go of his hand and saying that you’ll see him ,,,, on the second date???
  • and you’re halfway across the quad to your dorm when you hear someone running behind you and you turn just to be tackled into a hug
  • and it’s johnny,,, you can tell by the way his hair tickles your cheeks and his frame is wide and he smells,,,,so distinct 
  • and he’s like “sorry,,i couldn’t wait till the second date,,,” and you’re like fldkjsde please,,,,
  • but it’s cute haha when he lets you go you guys wave goodbye and when you get home your roommate is like “ah, so how was the date?” and you’re like IT WASNT —- ok it was and it was amazing
  • dating johnny,,, is exactly what you all expect it to be
  • he’s an affection moNSTER and i mean that in the BEST way possible like he is FULL of love to give at ALL TIMES
  • forehead kisser extraordinaire 
  • showers you in compliments and talks about you to everyone he meets honestly the night after your first date ten,,,,,,in his pajamas half awake had to listen to johnny talk for exactly one hour and forty three minutes about everything that happened between you two and at the end of the night ten was like “i got it,,,,they sparkle like the stars in the sky ok can i go sleep- yes you told me about how they remind you of the best days of summer ok im going to sleep now jOHNNY SHUT UP”
  • for someone whose confident in their skills,,,, johnny got shy about showing you the end project of his film but when he did he was like “did you like it??” and you’re like yes!! im sorry for my bad acting also mr.squiggles says hi
  • and johnny is like tbh i love that dog and ur like more than me and he’s like yeah and ur like thats cool i love him more than i love you too
  • johnny: WHAT
  • you: dogs > boys, a cardinal rule
  • also you learned from jaehyun that the reason johnny stayed up all night to edit was because he was apparently watching the clips of you over and over again and being like they’re so cute,,,,
  • and you’re like no way
  • and jaehyun was like you don’t have to believe me but ten has a video and ten is like i do wanna see
  • and it’s true,,,,,johnny literally was sitting at his computer with the goofiest grin on his face looking at you like they’re adorable,,,, ft. ten’s snickering in the bg
  • johnny doesnt know ten took the video,,,, but when he found out he chased him across campus but tbh you just thought it was super cute of your boyfriend 
  • is tall and therefore whenever it rains he does this thing where he puts his hands over your head and is like “im ur umbrella” and you’re like ,,,,, im still getting wet and he’s like “,,,,,,,,,,listen im not a GOOD umbrella, but im YOUR umbrella” and you’re like oh my god you’re a dork that’s what you are and you’re my dork so it’s ok
  • johnny calls you love unironically and you’re like are you british or and he’s like WOW LET ME BE CUTE WITH YOU PLEASE 
  • once mark drew a flower on your wrist or something and johnny was like draw one on me too and mark was like why and johnny was like because we’re a couple mark and i want to match
  • im just saying johnny seo is a corny couple items guy like look at the man
  • thinks the most useless things are cute and buys them for you and you’re like johnny i didn’t really need this mickey mouse ice cream scooper and he’s like ok but it’s cute tho??? and ur like saVE YOUR MONEY YOUR MINOR IS BUSINESS And johnny is like IM TRYING IM AN IMPULSE SPENDER 
  • also everything cute just seemingly reminds him of you like the boy is heart eyes for you ok
  • probably a really loose-lipped drunk,,,,, honestly texts you like paragraphs about how he’s going to make a movie dedicated to you but the typing is l1k3 th*$ 
  • he’s late to dates a lot but not because he doesn’t care or something but because he’s always busy helping someone film and you don’t mind but you’re like johnny take a break and he’s like i will but also hyuk was telling me about this sci-fi animation he’s gonna do and he might need me-
  • and you just motion for him to open his mouth so you can put some food in it and you’re like shhh just eat first talk later (this is hard since johnny loves to talk,,,,,,,,,)
  • is dramatic about anniversaries and holidays but it’s romantic and cheesy like yes he bought you bear the same size as him for valentines day and YES he recited a monologue from ‘the notebook’ to you on your birthday because that’s who johnny is 
  • texts you about what outfit to wear and you’re like huh what is that and johnny is like im going though a hippie phase should i wear this tie-dye t-shirt OR this tie-dye t-shirt
  • and you’re like wear a white t-shirt right now johnny and put the tie-die away
  • him: but baby i-
  • you: right now. away.
  • asks you for updates on mr. squiggles and you once told the owner your boyfriend really likes their dog and the owner was DELIGHTED she invited johnny and you to dinner and it was,,,,,,the most funny thing
  • to see johnny get tipsy on wine and gush over movies from the thirties with this little old lady????? priceless 
  • johnny: you know she’s much older now but bettie davis was a hottie,,,,,
  • you: oh my god
  • johnny: i won’t lie,,,,,im still into john travolta the man hasn’t aged-
  • you: put the drink down
  • when you guys talk on the phone,,,,you’ve noticed that johnny’s voice gets lower at night and it’s really nice and you’ll never tell him because you know he’ll tease you but,,,,,,wow
  • speaking of other really nice things johnny had invited you over to his dorm while ten was away with family and you guys were supposed to use the blank wall and project some movies on it and cuddle
  • but at some point the movie was the last thing on your mind because johnny’s half-lidded eyes and lips spread apart are PRETTY hard to ignore
  • also johnny is such a,,,,,physical person that he knows what to do with his hands and his mouth and long story short you ended up tangled in mr seo
  • and only after did you realize that the movie was over and you were like ,,,,,, should i play another one
  • and johnny pulling you right back ontop of him was like no no there’s more important things to do
  • johnny is a show off when it comes to relationships so the next day doyoung was eating and was like whats that on your neck - you got a rash?
  • and johnny was like nah my s/o stayed the night and doyoung was like oh and mark choked on his rice
  • does this thing that when he’s thinking to fast he’ll switch from korean to english and then backtrack and translate what he said and sometime’s he’ll stutter over this or that
  • and you’re like johnny you’re so cute but gather your thougths you don’t alWAYS have to be talking
  • and he’s just like,,,,,,,,,,you’re right but tbh if im not talking what can my mouth be doing and you’re like rolling your eyes but you’re like “kissing me?”
  • and he grins like eXACTLY come here
  • you guys kiss a lot just so you know like wanna know something about johnny? he’d kiss you till you were breathless jot that down
  • you asked him where his backpack was once and johnny was like i dont carry one everythings in my head
  • and you’re like what about that test in finance that you’re gonna have and his eyes got wide and he’s like i,,,,,,,,,,gtg get the notes off of someone see you later
  • told you his dream vacation isn’t chicago anymore,,,,like he wants to see his family so bad but he also wants to take a roadtrip with you and see you under all those stars beside him
  • and you were like we should do it sometime but i have a feeling we’d open the trunk and ten would be there
  • also you know this conversation has happened like one too many times
  • ten: you know, if you two have kids i want to be the godfather
  • you: what if we don’t, what if we adopt a cat or something
  • ten: then i want to be the godfather of the cat duh
  • you:
  • johnny: you know it ten, we’re brothers for life come and hug me
  • as silly and as romantic and fun as johnny is,,,,,he’s still got some reservations about himself and sometimes he jokingly,,,,mentions that it must be hard to love someone like him - always making mistakes or saying something embarrassing
  • but you always assure him that people aren’t supposed to be perfect, that you think he’s damn near close to it and you wouldn’t stop loving him over things that are only human
  • but if he does call you banana pumpkin angel in front of your friends again- and johnny is like fine fine ill stop using fruits for petnames,,,,,,,,,,,,my cherry sunshine universe and you’re like WHY do you INSIST ON BEING SO CORNY
  • and he’s like dont’ you love it though???? secretly??? just a little
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,fine yes i do god no wonder you’re a film major your brain is TOO Creative for it’s own good
  • johnny kissing up your arms to tickle you and make you feel better when you’re sad
  • also johnny would completely 100% let you borrow his sweaters and even if you’re wearing one just because it’s comfy and you have study hall 
  • he’d lean over to the person beside you two and be like “they’re wearing my clothes, don’t they look cute?” and the person is like ???? and you’re pulling johnny back over to you by the ear and you’re like boy
  • calls up the uni radio and requests that they play your favorite song every weekend without failure
  • and you’ll hear it and even if you’re not with johnny you can feel your heart burst because he’s the kind of boyfriend that remembers the smallest little details and shows you his love whenever he can
  • and there’s nothing better than having someone adore you like johnny seo adores you 

doyoung | jaehyuntaeyong | yuta | bangtan | vixx | monsta x | got7 + kard + amber | seventeen

Everything Wrong with Netflix's version of Death Note

(This will be step by step while I watch it)

OBVIOUSLY IT CONTAINS SPOILERS This also does not cover the white washing or anything beyond the story/plot of the movie. Obviously the white washing was reason enough to not watch this disaster but my curiosity got the best of me.

1) who is that girl with dark hair? Is that supposed to be misa..:? If so, why does she seem to have no interest in light at the beginning?
2) Light is a little wuss; normally he would be able to talk himself out of every situation or not be involved with the bullying at all.
3) this principle is a huge dick + why the fuck doesn’t he go after the dude that knocked Light’s lights out?
4) holy shit, lights little bitch scream + freak out in detention
5) why are you hitting yourself?
6) ryuk is the green fucking goblin apparently
7) I personally don’t think light would kill a bully, he tends to go after people who are real criminals, not emotionally compromised teens
8) why the fuck would he go right for decapitation?
9) who is going to clean up that classroom?
10) why didn’t he get in trouble if it was that much of a mess?
11) light’s relationship with his dad is bad. In the anime all he cared about besides becoming the world’s new god + getting rid of baddies was his family.
12) Light’s still afraid of Ryuk after the first meeting… even though an apple rolled out of the opposite side of the room he showed up in to make sure that he was introduced (again).
13) Light doesn’t seem to have a sister so far, and his mom is dead. Sure, it gives him motivation to use the Death Note but they haven’t touched upon the real reason (he was bored) which makes him seem more justified. Which isn’t the point of Death Note. Light’s supposed to be morally compromised.
14) his last name is Turner instead of Yagami
15) he fucking had the death note when “Mia” comes to talk to him and he friggin shows her it. What the fuck, why would he do it? He even showed her that he killed that bully. Light never would have done that. Ever.
16) he shows her how it works + fucking kills in front of her!!!!!
17) he actually likes misa instead of being a bag of dicks and showing everyone that he’s a manipulative asshole like he’s supposed to be. We’re not supposed to like this jerk. Although I think I liked him better in the anime compared to this little bitch
18) he hasn’t used the heart attack Death yet, he’s mostly done accidents, which doesn’t fit his MO
19) he fucking outs himself for recognition by making people write in Japanese instead of just keeping quiet and going about his business. Sure, Light has an ego but he wouldn’t want to have people investigating him.
20) L actually goes to a crime scene. He wouldn’t risk that, even if he was wearing a mask.
21) the fuck are those light up sun glasses and why does he ask people to sing a weird ass song for him?
22) Light is out as pro Kira immediately to his dad, making him suspicious. I recall him playing devils advocate and saying that Kira has a point, but that Kira needed to be stopped in the anime.
23) L doesn’t mask his voice on video chat
24) the justice for the wicked website looks like Reddit or four chat. Some shitty, non gothic or scary looking site
25) Light is too emotionally compromised by “Mia”, why the hell is he so enthralled with her?
26) the police chief immediately meets with L in person
27) “please James, have a seat. Rest your glutes.”
28) WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS THE ACTUAL L HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE!?!?!?
29) Light is being creepy with his dad. Immediately asks about L. Tries to spin it light L is Kira instead. Then proceeds to ask what would happen if Kira was caught.
30) Light wears sunglasses at dusk/night
31) “it’s my book” says light, who suddenly turned into a 4-year-old
32) Ryuk kills all the FBI agents. He wouldn’t interfere with Light’s plans or help in any way usually. That, and he keeps telling Light to give the notebook up.
33) Light’s dad went on tv with his name + face. Light basically gives himself away by not killing him. I don’t recall that happening in the anime at all, if I’m wrong please feel free to correct me.
34) idk why but Ryuk’s head looks huge compared to his body.
35) pulling a fork out of a holder makes the same sound as a knife apparently
36) Light had a temper tantrum in front of L for a few seconds and then gives him a creepy face. He basically tells L he’s Kira by submitting to playing “the game”.
37) Watari goes missing to go get L’s name for Light. It tips L off big time.
38) L gets over emotional, goes after Light. light’s dad threatens to kill L. What the fuck?
39) Ryuk isn’t interested in light’s game at all. He just wants to give the notebook to someone else or kill Light.
40) no mention thus far of shinigami eyes
41) Light wears a fucking top hat at one point
42) the Wammy house is abandoned, leaving me to believe that there will be no Near later on in this shit show
43) the homecoming picture scene. Seriously. What the fuck was Light doing?
44) Light leaves his locker open, another dumb picture inside
45) Watari is found in Wammy house, doesn’t tell Light L’s name + is shot by people looking for him (deployed by L) because “Mia” wrote it in the death note. Upside is that she calls Light a pussy.
46) “Mia” reveals that she killed all the FBI agents + is way smarter than Light. She even tries to kill him so she can have the Note book. The reason that I put this on the list is because there’s no way the normal misa was this smart + a bad ass. As far as this Netflix series goes, I’m all for her killing pussy-light.
47) really bad remix of L’s original theme
48) despite trying to kill Light, Mia still warns him about the cops.
49) L can’t drive for shit and almost hits innocent people on the sidewalk while screaming.
50) wow that’s a lot of trash bags in that one ally way
51) L said he didn’t carry guns earlier because they’re distracting. L later points a gun while yelling “Light”.
52) Light isn’t at all like his character in the anime. He never manipulates people to the extent that he was previously able to. He also never befriends L, which probably turned out to be the worst thing for him.
53) Light fucking decides to explain the notebook to L before some dude in an apron beats L with a wooden beam. Said man then says “Lord Kira” and let’s Light go.
54) Light’s last stand is in a Farris wheel
55) Light thinks he can somehow run away from everything when he’s literally stuck in Farris wheel surrounded by cops
56) Light put Mia’s name in the book that said she’ll die if she takes it from him; wrongly predicts that he can convince her not to take it. Ends up being some fucked up farris wheel Romeo and Juliet ending with bad music.
57) mia lands in fucking flowers while Light lands in water even though they fell from the same point
58) L is perfectly fine even though he had his head smacked with a beam hard enough to knock him out
59) the Note that says that Light will die conveniently lands in a burning trash can + that means he still lives. L gets fired or something.
60) Light is in a coma but doesn’t seem to be guarded by police even though it was pretty clear he was Kira. Someone sneaks in and gives him the death note back
61) dad knows he was Kira but doesn’t really do anything
62) inappropriate theme music and inappropriate time
63) some of the above comments are solved through a really shitty explanatory Death Note entry
64) L’s laugh and then immediately sad look
65) it ends with so many questions + really sucky and inappropriate song still playing.

66) neither L or Light really win- Light doesn’t die/ get thrown in jail on screen and L doesn’t die/ catch Light.
kisses all around

summary: Richie’s kissed all of the Losers at one point in time. Whether it be for a dare or figuring out his sexuality or because he’s dating one of them. Although, the Losers think Richie hasn’t kissed Eddie - it makes sense. They’re in a secret relationship. But, of course, Richie forgets that small detail. 
warnings: boys kissing, swearing.
pairings: reddie (richie/eddie) with a side of stenbrough (stan/bill), bichie (bill/richie) & platonic beverie (richie/beverly).
a/n: Honestly, I hope you guys like this bc idk what I’m doing tbh. I’m basically winging this. Also I’ve never done a boyxboy fic so bare with me, pals. Oh & sorry if any of them are out of character, I’m need to get used to writing their personalities. (also please give this some attention if you like it).

Richie Tozier liked boys and girls.

He figured that out when he had to kiss Stan Uris in a game of spin the bottle at a party during their freshman year in high school. Of course, he was very much confused afterwards and went up to Beverly Marsh the weekend she decided to visit Derry, Maine. After smoking a cigarette or two with the redhead, he asked to kiss her. Although, Beverly wanted a reason why. She pushed and prodded at Richie until she got the answer.

He was just confused, simple as that.  She agreed right then and there, and proudly kissed Richie.  But somehow that made him even more confused, because what the fuck, I like both? Beverly came out to Richie then to make him feel better.  She liked both, too. Over the years they started talking about cute boys and girls together whenever they could.

A year later during their sophomore year, Richie was a proud bisexual but only out to a few people: Stan, Beverly, and somehow Mike Hanlon figured it out. Richie exactly wasn’t sure how, but he did. During their fall break, the Losers were playing a game of truth or dare at the Quarry. Bev had once again visited Derry, Maine, and they were all extremely happy.  It wasn’t the same without their redheaded girl.

The game was fun - it was there when Richie was dared to kiss Ben. He simply laughed and walked up to the boy. He grabbed Ben’s face and planted one right on his lips before walking away. The Losers who didn’t know of Richie’s sexuality didn’t really think anything of it. It was Richie, why would they?

A year down the road, in their junior year, the trashmouth ended up getting drunk at a party with Bill Denbrough and they made out in a closet until Ben found them. Ben just stared at them for a moment before walking away; though, Ben questioned them both the next day when they were all hungover, but sober. Neither boy talked about it much, surprisingly. They had tried dating but eventually figured out they worked better as best friends than anything. (Kind of because Richie liked someone else who was shorter than him, feisty, and a hypochondriac; and Bill liked a curly headed Jewish boy).

The day when Richie kissed Mike was a completely blank of mind and mostly an accident. It was out excitement.  Mike had gotten Richie a vinyl of his favorite band at the moment for his birthday, and Richie got so happy that he just smashed his lips on Mike’s before continuing his excited shouting. Mike wasn’t grossed out, though. He didn’t mind it; he had to reassure Richie that a couple days later when the glasses wearing boy realized what had happened.

Now, onto Eddie Kaspbrak. Richie Tozier first kissed the smaller boy not too soon after he and Bill tried to do the dating thing. Richie had gotten so fed up with pining after Eddie that on Valentine’s Day, he kissed him in an empty hallway, blurted that he had feelings for him, and walked off. But, then, Eddie ran to him and pulled the taller boy down by the collar of his shirt.  Eddie quickly kissed Richie, again, and stated that he liked him back.

That was a full year ago. Maybe a few days added. Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak have been dating an entire year, completely unknown to the other five Losers.  Well, mostly.  Bev had her suspicions and Bill caught on pretty quickly. The others just chimed it up to be Richie and Eddie hanging out or being the weirdos they are every once in a while.

That is, until Ben brought up Richie having kissed everyone. They were stuck inside Bill’s living room because of the pouring rain outside.  An abandoned game of Go Fish sat on the coffee table and another forgotten game of Monopoly sat near the TV. Bill was sat beside Stan on the two seated couch; Bev sat on the arm of the recliner where Ben sat; Mike was sprawled out on the couch while Richie was by the wall; Eddie had disappeared to grab a snack from the kitchen.

“So, Richie, you’ve kissed almost all of us. Why haven’t you kissed Eddie yet?” He asked, genuinely curious. Bill rolled his eyes, obviously knowing the truth, and Bev covered her growing smile and laughter.

Richie scoffed and leaned against the wall, crossing his arms.  “Well, fuck, Benny Boy, why the hell wouldn’t I kiss Eds? It’s not like he’s my boyfriend or anything,” he sarcastically retaliated.  But he quickly realized his mistake and his half closed eyes widened behind the glasses, which caused his eyes to look even bigger.

“You and Eddie are dating?” Ben asked.

Eddie, who was walking in from the kitchen, dropped the family sized Doritos bag and stared equally wide-eyed at their group of friends. They were all staring back. Except Bev, she was trying not to laugh. And Bill, he was grabbing a couple of dollars from Stan, who was actually glaring at them.

Richie!” Eddie yelled, voice high pitched as he turned to look at his now not so secret boyfriend.

Richie laughed, albeit nervously, and slung an arm around Eddie’s shoulders. “Obviously I’m joking, I haven’t kissed Eds ever! We’re not dating, why the fuck would-?”

“Cut it, Richie, you can’t fool us anymore,” Mike interrupted with a sly grin.

Eddie groaned and Richie rolled his eyes. Though, no one hated on them like Eddie thought would happen. It was why they kept it a secret. Richie didn’t want to push him into coming out and so he went along with keeping the relationship on the down low. At seeing none of them with disgusted expressions, Richie just grinned at Eddie. Eddie flipped his boyfriend off as he picked up the bag of chips.

“For outing us, I’m not kissing you for a whole day.”

What?!”

Everyone laugh at Richie’s response. Eddie smirked and sat down by Mike’s feet on the couch. Richie grumbled under his breath and crossed his arms again as he leaned against the wall.

“Oh, cheer up, Richie,” Beverly laughed, “An entire day won’t be that bad.”

“Yeah, yeah. Fuck off, Marsh.”

a/n: okAY I hope you guys liked this, I thought of it half asleep this morning & decided “fuck it, I’m writing this” so here ya go, pals!! sorry for any spelling mistakes btw, I’ll fix it up later.

Written Apology

I’ve come out of fic writing retirement to write a fic for @bazinjeanstm! Happy Birthday​! I hope this year is as amazing as you are! And I hope you enjoy this. 

Word count: 3.8k

Warnings: Cursing, uh… mild angst? idk

Summary: (AU wear anything your soulmate writes on themselves appears on your skin.) Baz’s soulmate keeps distracting him by drawing on his hand. 


Baz

It’s happening again. Lines are forming all over the back of my hand, starting at my fingers and working their way down. The blue lines bend and curl into abstract patterns. Then suddenly, they stop, only to have other smaller details added to them moments later.

It’s very distracting.

I sigh. Thank Merlin, Snow and Bunce are studying in the library today. I don’t want him to see me like this: distracted and daydreaming about the handsome artist who is going sweep me off my feet one day. Eventually. Hopefully.

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Okay first can we all appreciate this little piece of art made by my little five years old sister ?

Y'know I told you about the fact that she basically came watching me while I was drawing, asking to put a flower crown on Lapis’ head. I then finished the post after saying she watched Steven Universe at the end of the day. I stopped because this actually deserves its own post.

Before I talk about the whole SU experience I need to add that I found out where she got the idea of the crown from - A little before asking she was crying about wanting to put a flower crown she found on her head and my family wouldn’t allow her to and explained that this was for a wedding we’re going. So from what I know this crown is for my aunt who’s getting married next week. Basically my sis’ asked me to draw a fucking WEDDING CROWN to Lapis
I guess she made the link with the dance since yeah, when we celebrate a wedding people dance ?
Idk this makes it cuter lol.

Now back to the subject, why am I proud of what happened when she actually watched ? Lemme tell you -

I was just trying to find something to do on my computer and put the season 3, my favorite, and she decided to watch too. I kinda randomly put an episode and went for Beta since she knows all the characters from this one so she wouldn’t be lost (and since she doesn’t understand english putting episodes in order is useless for now). We then watched several episodes from the season.

First episode. She spent. THE WHOLE EPIDODE
FANGIRLING OVER PERIDOT.
I’m not joking. I litteraly did nothing. She just kept saying things like “Oooooh the green one is my favorite !!” “She’s so cute and funny love the faces she makes !!!“”I LOVE HER VOICE HER VOICE IS ADORABLE !!!!!” .
I mean I’m not surprised (coming from a kid who ties her tablet on her arm…also she actually drew the picture above before watching) but for some reason I thought her fav would be Amethyst ? She already saw her before and liked her bUT NO IT’S PERIDOT and it gets better after it

I then proceeded to put Peridot episodes (well, she actually sort of chose the episodes).
We went for Barn Mates. Characters she likes, full of Peri. Ship material for my stupid shipper brain.

“Wah she’s so well drawn on this one !!!! I like how she is here” Yeah thumbs up for Lauren Zuke, support from my lil’ sis.

She continued to fangirl. And she started to like Lapis too. And Steven. But still, Peri is her fav. She kept asking question and the episode ended but she wanted what’s next. Well, let’s go for Hit the diamond.

“-Why is she hiding ?
-Well she thinks the Rubies are gonna shatter her.
-What happens if they do ??
-Well…she dies
-*gasp* THEY’RE NOT GONNA SHATTER HER RIGHT ???”

“-Were they playing baseball to protect her ?
-Yep.
-Who’s winning then ?
-Them. They won. Don’t worry she’s fine :’)”

She also started to love Lapis, wait, I mean, “Bob”. Basically laughing at every single reaction from her.She also sometimes asked stuff about Sapphire “Is the little blue one nice ? Who is she with ? The red one ?” and said she’s also cute lol
She kept asking stuff about Lapis and Peri but I keep this for a little later

We then watched some other episodes, and I ask her what season she wants and we went for the fourth
Kindergarten Kid, Lion 4, Room for Ruby, and, 3 gems and a baby and then Gem Harvest (chosen by her and my cousin, lol.)

She was still fangirling and saying to my other cousin that she absolutely loves Peridot and how she loved her powers and Here’s basically the rest of what she asked and said :

“What happens if we take Steven’s gem ? If we try does her mother come back ?!” (ADMIT IT YOU ALSO WONDERED THE SAME THING AT LEAST ONCE.)
“WAIT DID STEVEN SAY HE WAS HIS MOM’S SISTER ? HOW” (i’m kinda proud she -almost- understood this quote hahaha) “Ooooh loooook Peridot is smaller than Lapis !!!” “Why does Steven draw them the same height ?!”“ I want to draw them too like he did !!”
“Is Lapis going to accept Peridot’s gift ? Is she ?! Aw no :(”
“AW THEY HAVE A LITTLE PUMPKIN DOG !!!”
“-Why are they laughing together ??
-Well, they’re making jokes together!” (she then proceeded to make jokes too. And make a weird impression of pumpkin.)
“Why is Peridot sad when Lapis is sad/mad ?”
“Why does she want to get along with her ?!”

That’s all I can remember. ‘Cause my sister never stopped to ask stuff about them. And pointing out that Peridot is small XD I obviously tried to answer but it’s hard not to laugh to this XD

She keeps trying to get into the same stuff as me and look what happens lol.

OH YEAH OBVIOUSLY I’LL UPDATE THIS IF SHE ACTUALLY DRAWS LAPIS AND PERI TOGETHER

Right Circumstances

Request: Can you do #4 and #24 with Peter Parker pls

Prompt: #4 “I’m too sober for this" #24 "its six o'clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka” #28 “how drunk was I?”


You, Peter, and Ned had been best friends for as long as you can remember. You all grew up together in the same apartment building and stayed together through high school. 


Unlike Peter and Ned though, you were also close friends with Liz and Flash, so you were often invited to parties, but Peter was your best friend so you often turned down the invitations. 


That was until Peter started standing you up, and cancelling all your plans. So when Flash invited you to his party, you agreed. 


You weren’t shy to drinking, you’ve drunk before and you were pissed at Peter, so naturally, you drank. Maybe a bit too much. 


It was almost two in the morning when you called Peter in an angry rant.

“Y/N?” Peter answered picking up the phone 


“Fuck you Peter Parker,” you said

“What?”

“Fuck yooou,” you slurred

“Why are we fucking me?”

“Noo I’m not fucking you. Well, not that I wouldn’t. I mean maaayyybeee I would in the right case. Not the right case. That’s not the word. What’s the word Peter? It starts with a c,” you rambled

“Circumstance?”

“Yes! Yes! Peter yes! I would fuck you in the right circumstances!”

“Y/N you’re drunk, aren’t you?”

“Noooooooo I’m not drunk. I maaayyy have been driiinking at Flash’s house. I might still be drinking. But that’s not the point Peter,”

“Oh my god, Y/N. Just stay at Flash’s house. I’m coming to get you,” Peter said

“You can’t drive Parker, what are you gonna do, fly here?” You laughed.

“Just stay there, Y/N. I’ll be there soon,” Peter sighed and hung up the phone.

You put your phone back in your pocket and stayed where you were on Flash’s front lawn watching people spill out his front door heading home.
Moments later, Peter ran up to the front of the house and saw you sitting on the lawn.

“Y/N!” Peter said walking up to you.

“C'mon, let’s go,” Peter offered you his hand to help you up.

“No. I’m not going anywhere with you Parker,” You took another sip out of your cup.

“Why not?”

“I’m mad at you, you dumbass,”

“What do you mean, Y/N? Please, just let me take you home,”

“I mean you ditch me Parker. I’m so looooonely without yooouuu. I missss yoouuu,”

“Well, Y/N, if you come with me now I think it’ll explain why I ditch you,”

“Will it reeeaalllyyy?” You asked

“Yes. Now please, let me take you home,”

“Fiiinnneee,” you agreed, allowing Peter to remove the cup from your hand and help you off the ground.
Peter took your arms and wrapped them around his neck and wrapped his arm around your waist.

“What do you think you’re doing Parker?”

“Just hold on tight, Y/N,”

Suddenly you were flying off the ground in Peter’s arms. You were too drunk to realize what was really happening.
When you finally landed on the fire escape of your apartment, Peter helped you into your bedroom.

“I think I’m gonna be sick,” You muttered and ran to the bathroom
When you came back to your bedroom, Peter was sitting on your bed.

“Peter… can you fly?” You asked

Peter laughed, “No, Y/N, I can’t fly,”

“But you just flew me home” You whispered, very confused.

“Y/N I’m Spiderman,”

“Haha, okay Peter, if that’s your excuse for ditching me. Liieeesss,”

“Ok, well why don’t we get you into bed?” Peter suggested

“Fine. But you have to stay and give me a real explanation in the morning. The truuuuth this time, Parker,”

“Of course,”
———————————————————————————————————
When you woke up the next morning, the sun was spilling through the curtains. Your head was pounding. You slowly opened your eyes and saw Peter lying next to you.

“Fuck you Parker,” you muttered, rolling over to bury your face in your pillow and hide the sun from your eyes.

“Ah, She’s awake!”

“Did we fly home last night?” You asked

“We did not,” Peter said

“Oh god how drunk was I?”

“Not as drunk as you’d think, Y/N,”

“What’s that supposed to mean, Parker?

“Well there’s something I need to tell you,”

You lifted your head off your pillow, intrigued as to what Peter was going to say.

“I’m Spiderman,”

You stared at him for a moment

“Are you going to say anything?” He asked

I’m too sober for this,”

“No, I’m serious. I’m Spiderman,”

“I believe you Parker! It’s just hard to think right now. I guess this explains why I thought we were flying,” 

“So are you still mad at me?” Peter asked

“I really wish you had told me all this earlier, but no, I guess I’m not angry with you anymore,”

“I’m sorry. I just wanted to keep you safe, Y/N. I couldn’t stand to lose you,”

“I know, Peter. I’m sorry I was so mean to you last night,”

“Well, besides the whole ‘fuck you Parker’ thing, you weren’t that mean,” Peter smiled

“What on earth does that mean? What did I say to you?”

“Just that under the right circumstances you would fuck me,”

“Oh god. I think I need a drink. Vodka would be nice,”

“Y/N, it’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka,”

“Jeez, I really can’t believe I said that to you,”

“Well, if it makes you feel any better, under the right circumstance I’d fuck you too,”

“Good to know,” You laughed

“Does that mean this is the right circumstance?” Peter asked, raising his eyebrow

You leaned up and places a kiss on Peter’s cheek, “Nice try Parker, maybe some other time that I’m not hungover and have the subtle taste of alcohol mixed with vomit in my mouth,”

Peter leaned away, “Yeah, maybe another time,”

“Thanks for bringing me home, Parker,”





Confessions (part 1)

Summary: Bucky and the reader - who are madly in love with each other - are locked in the tower for who knows how long so Bucky starts a confession cam.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: none

A/N: I have a problem :( someone pls stop me I keep writing new fics when I haven’t even finished others. Anyways I hope you like this first part, I’m gonna go to sleep, it’s 6:09 in the morning and I haven’t went to sleep so peace.

Waking up you stretch your limbs and let out a yawn before kicking the blankets off your body. You check the time; 10:56 AM. Sighing, you gather some clothes and pad over to the bathroom to take a shower.

When you were done, you make your way into the kitchen. Upon entering, you notice that no one was in there. Usually at this time, Sam would be watching tv or Wanda would be curled up on the couch reading a book. Come to think of it, it’s really quiet. Too quiet.

Shrugging it off as everyone still sleeping due to your time out at a bar the night before, you start making yourself a bowl of cereal. Almost immediately after opening the fridge, you see that it’s stocked up which is weird because the day before, there was zero to nothing. You cautiously take out the milk and when you shut the refrigerator, you see Bucky standing at the kitchen entrance.

The brunette yawns and rub his eyes, it’s clear that he just woke up. You take in his appearance which was only sweatpants that hung low on him. He looked like a wreck and you didn’t expect nothing less because he got completely trashed the night before. But, even if he looked like a wreck, you didn’t care because to you, he always looked amazing.

You have been in love with James Barnes for three years now and he doesn’t know. You don’t think he ever will. It’s kind of like a keep to yourself type of thing except the whole team knows except Bucky.

The handsome soldier shuffles over to the island and sits down on the stool, watching you make your bowl of cereal.

Unbeknownst to you, Bucky reciprocated your feelings but unlike you, he’s loved you since day one. He hasn’t felt this way towards a girl in over 70 years but god it feels so right. He loves hanging out with you, you brighten his day.

After grabbing the box of cereal (that was left on the counter after you made a bowl of cereal last night) you turn around to your bowl.

“Morning Buck.” you say softly, still kind of tired.

“Mornin’.” his voice was groggy. The brunette looks around the room, eyebrows knitted in confusion before turning back to you. “Where’s everyone?”

You shrug. “I dunno. Maybe they’re all still sleeping. We stayed at that bar pretty late.”

Bucky chuckled. “Yeah we did.”

“You hungry?” you look up at him before grabbing a spoon.

“Mhm.”

“Want me to make you something? Eggs? Oatmeal? French toast?”

Bucky shakes his head. “No, I just want cereal.”

You slide your bowl over to him. “Here.”

He looks at it then at you. “Are you sure?”

“Bucky it’s cereal, I can make myself another bowl.”

Bucky mutters out an ‘okay’ before digging in. Minutes pass and the two of you have finished your cereal while none of your team members have woken up.

You check your phone and seeing it’s 11:23 AM, you hop off the stool.

“I’m gonna go wake everyone up.”

“I’m gonna wake Tony up. You know how mad he gets when he sleeps in. Somethin’ about keeping his sleep schedule on track?” Bucky says, hopping off his stool and rummaging around in the cabinets before pulling out two pots. He looks over at you and smiles as he waves the two pots around. “Let’s do this.”

You snort and shake your head. The two of you walk upstairs and you decide to wake up Sam first whose room was the third door down. Bucky on the other hand walked past you until he reached the last door; Tony’s room. Bucky gives you a thumbs up before opening Tony’s door and you do the same with Sam’s.
It’s dark. You take a step in.

“Sam?”

No answer.

“Sam c’mon, wake up.”

Again, no answer.

“Sam come water the flowers with me, please?”

When you receive no answer for the third time, you switch on the light. You look over at his bed, seeing nothing – no one. His bed is neatly made and everything seems in order – no clothes on the floor like there usually is.

You turn off the light and close the door, just as Bucky exits Tony’s room. He looks over at you, confusion written all over his face. “He’s not in there.”

“Neither is Sam.”

You meet him half way, right in front of Natasha’s room.

“His bed is made. It looks like he cleaned up in there.” you say.

Bucky jabs his thumb out towards Tony’s room. “Same with Tony.”

You reach over and open Natasha’s door and just like Sam and Tony’s room, everything seemed in order. Bed made, drawers closed, makeup neatly put away. Actually, makeup nowhere to be found.

“This is weird.” Bucky mutters. He struts down the hallway, checking Clint and Vision’s room before telling you they were all the same. The two of you go downstairs and check Steve, Pietro and Wanda’s room, finding them the same as the upstairs.

This was weird. No one was home.

“What’s going on?” you and Bucky regroup at the entrance of the kitchen.

“I dunno.” he sighs. You both stand there in silence. Bucky looks over at the door and walks over to it, trying to open it but it won’t budge. “What the hell?”

“What is it?” you take a step towards him.

“The door won’t open.” he responds, still trying to pull it open.

“This is getting weird. I’m calling Tony.” you say, slipping your hand in to your pocket to fish out your phone.

Bucky nods. “I’ll try the other doors.”

You dial Tony’s number and he picks up on the third ring. “Well hello sunshine.”

“What the hell’s going on, Tony?” you say, getting straight to the point.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, where the hell are you guys? Everyone’s gone, the door is like bolted shut, the fridge and pantry are stocked up with food that’ll lasts weeks which I’m not actually complaining about because I love food-” you hear Tony snicker. “What’s going on.”

“Well…”


5 hours ago

Tony quietly wakes everyone up - except Bucky and Y/N – and rounds them up in the living room.

“What time is it?” Pietro questioned.

“Six in the morning.” his sister answered.

“I should not be up this early.” the silver-haired man whimpered as he clutched a couch pillow to his chest.

“What’s going on?” Steve yawned out. “Is there a mission?”

“Where’s Bucky and Y/N?” Natasha asked, looking around for the pair.

“They’re still sleeping.” Tony answered.

“That’s not fair!” Clint exclaimed and Tony shushed him. “Why do they get to sleep and we have to go on a mission?” he lowered his voice.

“There is no mission.”

“Then why’d you wake us up?” Sam inquired.

“If you’d let me talk instead of interrupting and asking questions, I’ll tell you!” Tony whisper-yelled. “So I got this idea – well, it was a dream. Basically, what happened is that I had the genius idea to lock Bucky and Y/N in the tower together and over the days they admitted their feelings to each other and got together so that’s exactly what we’re doing.”

“Mr. Stark, if I may,” Vision starts. “Why are we meddling in James and Y/N’s love life? Shouldn’t they work things out on their own time?”

“Yeah but it’s taking forever.” Tony says. “She’s been in love with him for three years, he’s been in love with her since the first day they met. It’s been almost five years and they haven’t even tried to make a move on each other. I love them to death but I’m tired of the side glances and I’m tired of all the cute shit they do.”

Natasha sighed. “So we’re going along with a dream you had?”

“Yep.”

“This is stupid. I’m not doing it.” Clint says.

“I’m taking all of us to Miami while all this goes down.”

“I’m doing it.”

Tony smiles and looks at everyone. “Alright, if there aren’t anymore questions or concerns, please start packing quietly while I go out and stock up the place with food for them.”

And with that, Tony walks away.


Now

“Are you serious, Anthony?!” you shout.

“Used my full name, ouch.” Tony says. “Listen, I’m only doing it because I love you.”

Now obviously when Tony was recalling what went down several hours before, he didn’t mention that Bucky felt the same way towards you.

“Eat shit and die, Antoinette.”

“Hey!” the billionaire exclaimed. “You said you’d stop calling me that.”

“I say a lot of things I don’t mean.” you respond before sighing. “So you’re really serious? We can’t leave or anything? We’re stuck in here?”

“Yup. I designed the tower to go on full lockdown mode just in case the purge starts after Loki completely destroyed it.” he tells you.

“The purge isn’t real.” you roll your eyes.

“You don’t know that. There’s a lot of crazy people out there, Y/N.” Tony responds.

You roll your eyes again. “Whatever.”

“Don’t worry. It’ll be okay. There’s food, there’s water, there’s electricity and cable – Wi-Fi. And I even left the code for the roof door on the fridge because I know you like to go water your plants up there but keep in mind, ya can’t go anywhere up there so don’t even try to leave sweetie.” you could practically see the smile on his face.

“I hate you.”

“No you don’t.” he responds. “Now I’ve gotta go. We’re in Miami and-”

“You’re in Miami?!”

“-and… bye.”

“Tony-” he hangs up the phone and you groan.

Bucky comes back and sighs. “Everything’s locked. What’d Tony say?”

“Exactly that. We’re locked in.” you say.

“Why?”

“You know how Tony is. It’s some stupid game he’s playing. They’re in Miami and we’re stuck here.” you weren’t about to tell him that the reason you two were locked in the tower together was because Tony and the rest of the team wanted you to confess your feelings.

“Oh. Alright.” Bucky didn’t have a problem with being stuck in the tower with you. He liked being around you. “So… what do we do now?”

You shrug. “Wanna binge watch Jersey Shore?”

Bucky smiles. “Definitely.”


A/N: okay so I’m currently binge watching Jersey Shore from start to finish so ye. Anywaysss tell me what ya think!

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NCT Reaction to realizing they’re in love with their best friend

Anonymous requested: How would nct react when they realize they’re in love with their best friend?

Donate | Masterlist

Taeil

  • Taeil realizes he’s in love with you when he chokes on an ice cube and you save his life. Lol I’m kidding. Maybe. Not really. Anyways. I feel like it’d be something along that line though, Taeil realizes he cares about you far more than normal when he’s realized you read each other so well. Being more of a quiet guy, I almost call Taeil the KSoo of NCT, he’s quiet and reserved, but open and fun with his best buddies. You have to be his clique to really understand him. When you became best friends, he realized he loved you, not romantically, but he appreciated you so much for taking the time to be his friend. And after a while, he’s come to realize he cares so much about you, that he loved you before, but he’s in love with you now. I honestly think he’d keep it to himself, unless he had some knowledge that you liked him back, with you being best friends, he didn’t want to lose that, so he’d bury his feelings unless he knew for sure they were returned.

Johnny

  • Ah our big dumb JoJo impersonator, how I love thee. He’s lowkey a big flirt, and besides that, he’s our resident hype man, so you know your friendship would be the most supportive, positive, and a lil bit of sexual tension naturally. But Johnny realizes he’s too far gone in the feels, after one too many compliments from you, and you know how blushy and giggly he gets from compliments, that even though you’re kind of embarrassing the hell out of him, he never wants you to stop talking about him. A moment he realizes that you speaking so highly of him, has a complete different affect on him, than when others compliment him, makes him reflect on why. Obviously you’re a close friend, your words outweigh strangers’ opinions, but still, there’s something more…When it actually hits him that holy fuck I love you, Johnny is so damn giddy and smiley on the spot that he can’t even hide it from you. “What’s got you so smiley all of a sudden?” “Just realized I love you, that’s all.” 

Taeyong

  • Taeyong would be so completely fucked. He’s always been super lovey to his best friend, obviously, he loves them in a non-romantic way first. Plus he’s such a mom. So affection between you and him isn’t uncommon at all. It sort of smacks him in the face in a second, Taeyong’s having fun teaching you how to cook. Seeing you concentrate so hard, hanging off his every word, he can’t help but think “they’re so cute, help me”. As soon as Taeyong realizes what he’s just thought, a warm feeling towards you he’s never felt before, he freezes up. He’s so caught off guard, unable to understand why he’s suddenly feeling this way towards his best friend, Taeyong shuts down. A moment ago, he was laughing loudly and making fun of how much salt you were adding, and now he’s lost in his mind, and so quiet it’s like you’re alone, and you have no idea what’s happened that made him this way so fast. It’s going to be an awkward silence moment, and a long thinking session later on Taeyong’s part for him to figure out what he’s going to do about this.

Yuta

  • Whether his confidence is all a mask, or not, you know damn well Yuta would be a little shit with his best friend. And there’s literally no boundaries so trying to put a line where friend activities and relationship activities meet or cross or stop is pretty much impossible. He hangs all over you, jokes about you being his s/o to keep weird people away from you, he’s basically your boyfriend without you seeing his dick already, and you’re just friends. So him actually realizing his feelings for you is way more difficult since what friends do and don’t do blurs so much in your relationship. The only way I can describe Yuta’s reaction with understanding his feelings and realizing he likes you more than he should is just summed up by: “…well fuck.”

Doyoung

  • Doyoung is pretty…blunt, so to say, lol. Just like Yuta, I don’t think he’d have any problem face forward telling you that he loves you more than a friend. Plus he’d realize his feelings have shifted right away, there wasn’t really a moment or anything that happened that make Doyoung think about you, just one day he looks at you and is like, “I feel different when I see you than I did before….hmmm.” I swear he’d just throw it at you like it really was nothing. “I love you. “I know that you dolt, I love you too.” “No, I love you.” “Oh.” “Yeah. Now pass the popcorn.”

Ten

  • Aw can you imagine that pretty Ten smile when he gets all giddy and happy that he’s realized he’s head over heels for you? Ten’s so cute. Ten would honestly hide it, but he’s such a dummy that he doesn’t realize his efforts to bury his emotions is very noticeable. I mean, the poor boy can’t handle looking at a butt, how is he supposed to handle realizing he’s in love with, and is presumably attracted to, his best friend? He gets that serious face and avoids eye contact after it’s hit him and you’re like, “okay what the fuck happened why won’t you look at me? did yuta put something on my face again? istg if he drew another dic-” and Ten’s too much of a bub and can’t handle having to hold back his affections with you to try and hide his feelings that he just completely spills and then almost has a heart attack when he’s done and he’s like, “well no taking it back now f u c k” and you just end up looking at him like, “that’s it? you’ve been ignoring me…because you love me? that’s so stupid let’s go get ice cream you big dummy.”

Jaehyun

  • Okay Jaehyun is going to be the most level headed and calm one of the boys, trust me on this. His weird ass skills on Law of the Jungle and shit, he’s a man and knows what’s up and it’s not the end of the world so let’s all just c h i l l o u t. He realizes it fairly easily, it’s not hard to miss when you figure out ‘when the fuck did I start wanting to kiss you??? when did that happen?????? oh well. just gonna roll with it then’. His weird butt probably realizes it at 2am for no reason and then the dud texts you. “hey just letting you know i love you. like love love. we still on for brunch tomorrow or nah?’ and go to bed. 

WinWin

  • Ugh my baby. Y’all laugh at me for babying Mark but if you knew me, you’d know WW is my actual baby. No idea why I do it. He’s my child. Anyways. WinWin would be so fcking shy and quiet about it. He’d probably already had a crush on you when you met, and just put it on the back burner because who needs a relationship and you’re fun anyways so hey let’s be friends! So he’s already on a slippery slope. WinWin isn’t…reserved. He’s part of the savage squad but he’s still way more quiet than the others, but that’s mostly language barrier and thankfully that’s breaking now a days and we can see WinWin being happier and more comfortable. Anyways, WW would probably realize he loves you at some late night get together or something, and the whole gang is there and yeah you’re his best friend but he’d think you’d choose to have fun with the group, but when you end up just chilling in the back with him, content with sitting back and just enjoying the insanity, he gives you this look like, ‘you’d really rather sit here than have fun with them? just because i’m here? fuck i love you….wait a minute.’ And you know he’d ask Taeyong wtf is happening and what to do. So he’d probably end up keeping it to himself for so long until Taeyong and the gang have hyped him up enough that he confesses.

Mark 

  • Oh the poor shy baby. Can you imagine the blushing wow. It finally occurs to our fully capable Mark, when he’s faced with thinking about a life without you. He’s probably just showed you the new choreo for a comeback, and gets all blushy and shy when you’re all hyped and clapping and praising him, and a thought occurs to him, “what if you’re not always here? what if they leave? or I leave?”. It’s a moment where he’s realized he never wants to be away from you, and that ends up making him think of why he feels that way. “Well of course I love them, they’re my best friend but…is that love bleeding in to something else?” 
    He’d be so quiet and reserved about it. Mark would prob end up confessing to one of his brothers, and they’d just tell him to spill his guts. So after like a week of trying to figure his feelings out, he’ll come clean to you, and just hopes you don’t reject him, and prays this doesn’t ruin your friendship forever.

Haechan

  • Being one of the babies, he’s definitely going to be the more flustered one of the group when he’s realized he’s legit head over heels for his best friend. It takes Channie quite a while longer to actually realize what’s going on, it’s not a split moment where he’s like, ‘crap…i love love them.’, more he’s started to actually notice he’s being more cutesy towards you for no reason, and he wants to cuddle you more, and an extremely fluffy dream to make him realize. Haechan’s one that’ll definitely sit on it for a while, and question himself over it. “Yeah I think they’re cute but like…they’re my friend. Of course they’re cute! It’s not weird that I think they’re cute! But why did I have all those date dreams…people don’t have fluffy dream dates with their bffs….do they?” I so feel like he’ll have to ask for a second opinion, and of course, you’re his bestie soooo. “Listen, so I keep having these dreams and idk what they mean.” “You doorknob, you freakin love me. That’s lame lol.”

soft-smoll  asked:

What would the RFA dress up as for Halloween?

° a|n: i’m going to say what they’d dress up as + what they’d do heh
+++ have a happy spoopy halloweeeen  (*≧∇≦)°

PREPARE FOR ANGST SOON 

° Yoosung

  • Halloween is is favourite time of the year because he can go dressed out as whatever he wants!!
  • but most importantly
  • COUPLE!! HALLOWEEN!! OUTFITS!!
  • HE CAN FINALLY PROVE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND [no one believes him]
  • he wants to show his ‘manliness[okay qt] so he dresses up as a LOLOL warrior - buuuut he doesn’t buy his costume no
  • apart from him being broke - he wants to make the costume at home
  • asking you for help you both spend weEKS on the costume making sure everything is perfect down to the T
  • all the SMALLEST details are covered, he even asks you to plan his hairstyle for the day
  • ….you guys are co-ordinated as fUCK
  • “Yoosung.. you have’t done any of your college work..”
  • “THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT”
  • so when the college Halloween party actually arrives he flips the fuck out and he’s ready to show you off to the world \ (•◡•) /
  • stays by your side the WHOLE time telling everyone you’re his girlfriend
  • and we’re totally partners in LOLOL too who’s jealous??
  • “…nO Yoosung we can’t fight the other people no matter how much stronger we are together seriously for the last tIME”
  • “YOU’VE TOLD THAT GUY WE’VE BEEN DATING 3 TIMES”
  • “but does he know that we’re actually dating anD OW OKAY DON’T PINCH ME” [tough warrior my ass]
  • after he’s proven to everyone he has a girlfriend he gets bored
  • so you both end stealing sweets from the bar countertop and shoving them in your pockets - you need SOME candy right??
  • escape the hall with a trail of sweets falling out behind you
  • end up changing out of your outfits and going home to change into my comfortable clothes and playing games while munching sweets
  • NO HORROR MOVIES
  • he freaks out despite saying he’s okay - but you know better
  • so you suggest video games and that was the end to the perfect night

° Zen

  • Beauty and the Beast but the hella sexy version
  • he wanted to showcase his good looks and you got to also be by his side wearing a sexy outfit [goals]
  • originally you were supposed to wear a cute dress as the beauty
  • buuuut seeing Zen wear an unbuttoned shirt made you think twice
  • the second he sees you in a sexy revealing dress his heart drops out his ass
  • HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SEXY ONE BUT HE COULDN’T SPEAK LOOKING AT YOU
  • and holy fuck why do you have a whip what kinda princess-
  • “what.. you look um I uh”
  • he’s speechless?? [srsly well done he’s never speechless]
  • you’re usually quite conservative but christ you’ve got it going on tonight?? can halloween be every day I can offer you my soul
  • takes muscle in his body to actually leave the house without taking you there and then - just wait for later
  • you know that one couple that just kinda does their own thing in the corner - yeah thats you guys he’s super protective
  • LOTS of couple mirror selfies at the venue and its super cute as you have literally 1000 photos of him kissing your cheek 
  • he totally didn’t to that on purpose to feel ur ass cheeky bastard
  • but mf almost turned into an acTUAL BEAST WHEN SOMEONE APPROACHED YOU 
  • “ZEN ITS OKAY HE JUST ASKED ME ABOUT SOME PROJECT DUE TOMMOROW”
  • “yeah.. he better be, eyes off her legs” UHH ZEN??
  • he can’t take his eyes off you even when you try get a drink - he’s walked into 4 people and knocked their drinks over
  • wanting to take advantage of his flustered self you make sure he has a clear view of you dancing while he’s talking to his friends
  • splutters on his beer what the hELL ARE YOU DOING??
  • lol ur screwed when u get home literally
  • he gets up grabs your arm making you follow him outside
  • you already know where this is going you wanted this

° Jaehee

  • pooooor bubba - almost had a heart attack when you scared her as she woke up on Halloween
  • refuses to go out to a party and don’t even get me started on trick-or-treating hell no what no waY??
  • BUT she really can’t resist your pouty face and agrees to dress up with you as LONG as no one else sees [..you can always take secret pics??]
  • so you both dress up as the main leads in Zen’s movie - and one of them so happens to be a maid
  • BAEHEE IN A MAID COSTUME BYE MY SOUL SEE U IN HELL
  • she helps you decorate the house a bit so that when people coming knocking on your door later she has enough to give to everyone
  • seriously - she’s stressed out she doesn’t have enough
  • “…we have 27 tubs of sweets.. that’s more than enough Jaehee”
  • she can’t help but glance at herself in the mirror a few times in her cute lil outfit - why didn’t she do this before?
  • even makes Halloween themed pastries to give out to the children at the door and spends hOURS decorating them 
  • so by the end of the night you’re piled around tubs of sweets and pastries - nice work mum
  • SHE’S! SO! CUTE! TO! THE! KIDS!
  • she was expecting them to be super annoying and cruel but she can’t help but smile giving out candy to children with you
  • can’t help but frown when she sees a cat though
  • when night falls and everyone’s gone home you have a few leftover sweets 
  • so she makes both of you some pumpkin flavoured drinks [she’s really into halloween now?? wahEY]
  • that night you took a million pictures of Jaehee serving children at your front door and in her costume and sent it to eVERYONE
  • ZEN WAS SO HAPPY [back off boi]
  • but Jaehee was also super happy and but wouldn’t admit it - she was already planning next year’s outfit and treats 
  • (◕‿◕✿)

° Jumin

  • you know him, he’s willing to try what you want to try 
  • so when you explain Halloween to him he’s super confused since he’s never really understood the concept of it before
  • but he willingly accepts to do the ‘traditions’ with you
  • “…But why do they carve pumpkins?”
  • “It’s scary”
  • “No.. it just looks tacky and why do they” LISTEN M8 IDK!!!
  • but he agrees to help out because this was a day he could wear his cat ears and collar that was in his cupboard without being judged
  • YES
  • decorating the house he goes above and beyond - why are you putting up fake spiderwebs, we can just get rea- 
  • NOT THAT FAR BUDDY - WE DON’T MESS WITH SATAN
  • explaining ‘trick or treat’ to him would be so funny because he wouldn’t understand why you’d ask other people for sweets??
  • “can’t people just buy and keep their own sweets this is giving me a headache”
  • you DRAG him to a house to do trick or treat and he gets so red and embarrassed he literally runs home - nope not doing this again evER
  • next stage: eating sweets
  • you give him some the single sweet he managed to collect from the house and it’s a ‘sour ball’ HIS! FACE! IS! SO! F U N N Y
  • he’s starting to think Halloween is just torture
  •  why do commoners do this I’m going insane why am I dating MC
  • last part of the day is you watching scary movies together
  • BUT  his mind is blown at the fact you want to torture yourself like this you don’t even like scary movies what is this??
  • he doesn’t even flinch at the horror movies but ends up pulling you to his chest when you jump in fear and reassures you its a film
  • such a tiring day??
  • but it was all worth it when you Jumin and Elly took a ‘family’ selfie with kitten ears [not him, you did or else i’d be blurry af]
  • “.. so does this Halloween occur every year?”
  • bonus: Zen dying at the video of Jumin saying trick or treat in a mono-tonal voice and the person at the door laughing at his costume poor bby

Saeyoung

  • the devout catholic wants to dress up as an angel 
  • NAAAH THATS MY COSTUME GIVE IT BACK MAKE UR OWN
  • you bicker about who would be a cuter angel [he would]
  • so he decides to make a costume one last minute and keeps it a surprise from you and reveals it in the evening
  • its a 2D car made out of cardboard with two cutouts so that you both could see and while walking 
  • “GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING TRICK OR TREATING”
  • such fuCKING DORKS - you’re wearing a onesie underneath too jesus
  • tbh I don’t think you’ll ever see Saeyoung happier than he is now?
  • you’re the oldest people who are outside knocking on other people’s door but you’re also the happiest
  • you have b u c k e t s of sweets and you ignore all the weird ass looks everyone else is giving you [kids envy you]
  • “BEEP BEEP”
  • “SAEYOUNG YOU CAN’T HONK AT PEOPLE THATS RUDE
  • at one point some kid tries takes one of Saeyoung’s buckets and he was about to go crazy
  • you had to calm him down before he actually chased the kid but he was pouty for the rest of the night - besides you had about 8 buckets
  • the car outfit was a great idea but it had a few ..problems?
  • “SHIT MC I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET”
  • “you’re mAD IF YOU THINK IM GOING INTO THE MENS TOILET”
  • .. and that was the first time you ever walked into the mens toilet but you were t r a u m a t i z ed 
  • you’re the last ones out giggling on the streets until you’ve literally covered the whole neighbourhood
  • another struggle of the car was actually getting through the door and you’re both pressed up against each other trying to get though
  • “MOVE YOUR FAT SIDE MIRROR MC
  • “IT’S YOUR FUCKING MIRROR YOU IDIOT”
  • eventually you just break the cardboard car and tip the sweets on to the floor settling down to watch a movie
  • don’t get me wrong you’re both REALLY scared of horror movies so you both end up not sleeping 
  • you just scream at every stupid jumpscare until dawn while eating a l l the sweets you collected until dawn
  • “I’m never.. eating sweets again”
Someone you knew for your whole life, but also someone you always craved for

Soulmates/reader x Lucifer

Word count:1.5k

Pairing:Lucifer x reader

Warnings:Mostly fluff, a tiny bit of angst i guess

IMPORTANT: The bolded text is pretty much conversations in the past if that makes any sense

A/N: I wanted this to be short but it somehow got super long idk what happened but im actually happy with how it turned out. Feedback is always appriciated:))) *And im really bad at naming my fics

Originally posted by sapphire-n-emerald


You were sleeping curled up to a man who seemed to not need sleep. He was running his fingers trough your hair as he was listening to your calm breathing. He could never get enough of the sight of you and almost every night he would let you cuddle up to him and fall asleep in his arms.

A thought that he would develop such deep feelings towards a human was something he never believed would happen, but then again here he was, laying next to a woman he was deeply in love with.

He was an Archangel, which meant he couldn’t sleep, but he loved being next to you at night, and sometimes even visiting you in your dreams. He loved making your dreams more enjoyable and he loved spending time with you, in reality and in the dream world.

Ever since he first saw you he knew there was something different about you. Something that he never felt around other humans. He felt like your soul was more vibrant and he felt strongly attracted to it. It was a weird sensation he couldn’t explain.

You on the other hand felt something completely different when you first saw Lucifer. You were able to see his wings, so when you first saw them you were scared and confused. You’ve met other angels before, being a hunter and all, but you have never seen wings of one and the sight of angels wings took you by surprise.

Even though he felt different about you, that didn’t keep him from trying to kill you. He took his time though, making sure you could feel every moment of agony. He would throw you against a solid wall and laugh at you when you were spiting out your own blood. And you fought as much as you could, or as much as he would let you, but at the end you couldn’t fight anymore, hell you couldn’t even move a muscle at this point.

“Last words darling?“ Lucifer asked standing right in front of you as you were curled up against a wall

“Why can i see your wings?“ You whispered out

“What?” he seemed to be taken back by your question but you didn’t seem to notice that

“I have met many angels before, and i have never seen their wings. Why are you different?” you looked up at him, but he just stood there looking back at you, and quickly after, he disappeared.

You can still clearly remember the way he looked at you when you told him you could see his wings. The look of confusion on his face, and the way he didn’t know what to say was something that you will never forget.

When your friends Sam and Dean found you, you were unconcious and they took you to the nearest hospital. When you woke up you told them everything about what happened to you and about a very strong angel that attacked you. The only detail you left out was the fact you could see his wings, but you didn’t really think it mattered so that’s why you decided to keep it to yourself.

When the Winchesters told you that there was a chance that angel was Lucifer himself you were shocked. And even when you healed completely, you couldn’t stop wondering why did Lucifer spare your life.

One day as you were talking to Sam Winchester you brought up the whole humans being able to see angel’s wings question. That was the first time you heard about the old story about angels and their soulmates.

“Well, apperently, there is a belief that angels sometimes have human soulmates,their souls are conected in some way, like two pieces of one whole soul. And when that happens the human can see the wings of that angel.Angels and their soulmates feel this emptyness of some sort that goes away, the moment the souls get together.” Sam said

“But there is no proof that these stories are real right?“ You asked, trying not to show that you were a bit worried.

“No, there’s really no proof, and if you ask me, i don’t think it’s real” He answered smiling at you “Why are you asking anyway?”

Ever since you found out about the old stories you researched it more and more, but you never found any proof about it being real so you gave up after a while.

You stopped thinking about it. Months have passed and you continued with your life, with hunting and saving people, until a disturbing chain of dreams brought it all back.

The dreams weren’t always the same, sometimes you were just walking in a dark alley, sometimes you were at the cinema watching a horror movie and sometimes you were in your room hiding from someone or something. The only thing that these dreams had in common was a blonde man with flaming red eyes that seemed to be in every single one of these dreams.

Lucifer.

You knew it was him but you didn’t know why. In every dream he was getting closer and closer to you and everytime, just when he was about to speak up, you would wake up covered in cold sweat and crying.

These dreams were driving you crazy to a point where you weren’t leaving your house and where you tried your best not to fall asleep.

After three days without any sleep you couldn’t handle it anymore and you finally drifted away. This time your dream wasn’t intense and scary like the other ones were, this one was even peaceful.

You were sitting on a bench in some sort of park, surrounded by nature. The weather was beautiful, sunny but also windy and the sounds of nature around you were relaxing, and you were finally happy.

As you were sitting there calm and peaceful, you heard wings flapping behind you. You turned around, and he was standing there, right behind you, but this time he didn’t seem intimidating and you didn’t feel scared.

“Lucifer” you smiled at him and by your surprise he smiled back

“(Y/N)” he sat next to you, one of his wings brushed against your skin, making the hairs on your neck stand up “I’m glad you are not running away this time”

“Why are you showing up in my dreams?” You asked looking up at him. His eyes weren’t red anymore, they were blue like the sea, and you could feel your heart race faster just by looking at them

Lucifer sighed heavily before answering “I wanted to talk to you”

“Right. But you could have showed up in the real world, why did you chose the dream world instead?” You asked

“I knew your first instinct would be to attack me (Y/N), i mean you are a hunter after all” he smiled at you but this time you weren’t smiling.

“So you were scared i would hurt you? That makes no sense, you are the devil i would have no chance against you”

“Its not about me being scared you will hurt me, its more about me being scared i will hurt you again.” he confessed avoiding looking at you.

You still remember him trying to explain to you that you are his soulmate, and you could clearly remember the look on his face when he told you that he wouldn’t blame you if you hated him and if you didn’t wanted to have anything to do with him.

And the expresion on his face when you told him that you don’t hate him, and that you would be happy if he visited you in your dreams again.

For a while you were conflicted with yourself, he was the devil after all, but when he was with you, he was different, and you couldn’t help but to slowly fall in love with him.

For months he was visiting you in your dreams, taking you to places you always wished to see, and just spending time with you

After about a year,for the first time you asked him to show up in the real world to you. He was a bit unsure if he should finally meet you properly, but he decided to do it just because you wanted to see him so much.

When you hugged him for the first time, you felt like you just hugged someone you knew for your whole life, but also someone you always craved for.A feeling of the other half of your soul, vibrant and beautiful filled you with joy. And you knew Lucifer felt the same way.

Now 4 years after that moment you are sleeping in his arms, both of you still deeply in love with each other and happy together.

Your relationship with Lucifer was definitely hard to handle sometimes, but you knew it was all worth it at the end of the day, when you would cuddle up next to him and drift away in his arms.

Love Drought

Originally posted by koalas-and-irwin

A/N: A collab Lemonade series with @5sos-formation (idk when she’ll update). Based off Queen Bey’s song.

     You sat across from Calum with your eyes cast down at the cup of coffee that was resting in front of you. After much begging on Calum’s part you had agreed to try on working things out. The subject of getting a divorce had been on the table, but Calum refused to let you go. Nine times out of ten I know you’re trying, I’m trying to be fair. For some reason you wanted to give Calum another chance. Just one more chance to see if the two of you could work things out. 

You were only human. So human that there was still that nagging feeling in the back of your mind that made you question what you had done wrong. That was all you wanted to know. Why did Calum cheat? Was it you? Could you not provide him with as much love as you had thought? It hurt to know that he was with another woman for months on end. Just like you gave Calum life, he did the same for you. Calum was your lifeline and he was trying to kill you with how much he was cheating. Without him you weren’t sure what to do. “Y/N look at me please,” Calum whispered, squeezing your hand to bring you back down to reality. You were too wrapped up in your feelings to remember he was there. Your eyes adverted from the cup of coffee to Calum. “What’s on your mind?” he asked, licking at his plump lips. You let out a deep breath and turned to look out the window at the busy people rushing past. You and me could move a mountain.

“What did I do wrong?” you questioned. The words came out so soft, so quiet that Calum almost didn’t hear it. He became silent for just a moment. Heart pounding in his chest at your words. The answer was nothing. You had done absolutely nothing wrong. It was his fault the two of you were in this mess. It was Calum’s infidelity that caused everything. You had always been 100% committed and devoted to everything he had done. God you loved Calum with your all and he was too selfish to realize you were his everything. Calum started cheating for his own selfish reasons. There was no reason for him to crave a different type of love. No reason for him to sow his royal oats. That woman he cheated with didn’t give Calum the love he needed. She just filled a hole of lust, but you. You took care of Calum, the two of you could make it rain down with how much love you had for one another. 

“Nothing, baby,” Calum sighed, “You are absolutely perfect and I’m-I’m a fool for cheating on you.” Calum was not going to give up on this marriage. He was going to do everything in his power to keep the two of you together. The minute you left him Calum realized how stupid he was. He vowed to love and protect you. Calum broke those vows and did the worst thing he could ever do. He lost his wife…nearly lost his wife. “That woman means nothing to me,” Calum stated. You looked over to him, ten times out of nine I know you’re lying, trying to find any hint that he wasn’t telling the truth. You came up with nothing. Calum was being honest with you. 

“Then why do it?” you asked, feeling the tears begin to spring at the corner of your eyes. That’s all you wanted to know. Why did Calum do it? He shrugged. How could Calum answer your question when he didn’t know the answer himself. You shook your head at his silence and wiped the tears from your eyes. You didn’t want to cry in front of him. You couldn’t let your guard down now. Calum didn’t deserve to see your tears now. He didn’t deserve your tears. “Do you love me?” you asked this time. The words leaving your mouth before you could even register them.

“More than you’ll ever know,” Calum answered fast. Of course he loved you if he didn’t the two of you wouldn’t be sitting here right now trying to work things out. Silence filled the air between the two of you. The only sound was the hustle and bustle of the coffee shop goers going by. Calum had chosen the spot. It was probably because the last time you found out about his cheating you had set his stuff on fire. This time he wouldn’t have gotten off so easy. “Do you remember what I said to you on the day before our wedding?” Calum asked, finally breaking the silence. You nodded at his words and somehow it brought a small smile to your face. 

“You said that even if we’re apart we’ll always find our way back to each other. That we can climb over any obstacle and come out fighting strong,” you restated, saying what he had said word for word. 

“I also said that I will love you to the ends of time,” he said, “I know I broke two promises I made to you, but I still hold true to that one.” Calum knew it was going to take a lot for him to win your trust back. Hell he had a hard time gaining your trust when the two of you started dating. You had been hurt before in the past and tried to make sure it wouldn’t happen again. Calum was going to make it up to you. He gave you a hopeful look, hoping that this memory would tell you that he was still here for you. That he will always love you. “Peaches, this is one obstacle that we have to get through.”

You began to chew on your bottom lip, a nervous habit of yours. This had to be the most indecisive decision you’ve ever had to make. A question like this couldn’t be answered that quickly. You had to think about it. Think long and hard on whether you and Calum should give your marriage another chance. “I need a few days to think it over,” you told him. Calum’s smile dropped at your words. You didn’t say no, so it showed him that there was still a chance you two would still be together. “Just a few more days,” you said. Calum nodded at your words. You were going to think about it and that was all he needed to know.

“Alright a few more days,” he agreed. Anything more and Calum surely would have died. You started to pack up your stuff and he was quick to stop you. “Can we just spend another hour together?” he pleaded. Calum wanted to spend as much time with you as he could. Soak in your presence just in case you had chosen never to see him again. You sighed taking unintentional mercy on him. Calum wanted to love you again and this was one of the steps to accomplishing that. Soon enough he was going to get his answer and maybe… just maybe the two of you could stop this love drought

Wait, she understands? (College! AU)

Jun x reader (ft. Minghao)

synopsis: Jun and Minghao were having a conversation in Chinese and indirectly told you that Jun has a crush on you -without knowing that you had Chinese lessons since the age of 6. “(Chinese to English translations are in the brackets)”

word count: 1329

genre: fluff fluffy fluff // College! AU

It was unusual for the library to be this packed during school hours: sounds of doorsteps shuffling across the floor, students whispering to each other, padded bangs of books closing, and the dull beeping sound of books being borrowed. Nobody ever care that this place existed before, why is there suddenly so many people today? You thought as your gaze wandered around the library hall, searching for your friend who asked you to join her in the library to finish some homework.

Grabbing your shoulder from behind, your friend had already spotted you, she called “Y/N! Hey, we’re sitting over there.” She greeted you while pointing towards the table around the corner, with only two empty seats. “Ugh, the library is so packed today. All because of that new foreign kid.”

“Vernon?”

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i could teach you - taeyong scenario

Lee Taeyong

words - 1073

genre - bartender!taeyong, (idk what this fic is man really), angst?

part - one / two / three / four / five

soundtrack - kid bloom: i kissed a girl and she kissed me (x)

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

As you passed your fingertips idly across the crystal counter, you raised the shot glass to your crimson stained lips, sinking the pellucid liquid down in one gulp. You hoped the burn would somehow erase the ache that had swelled up within you. Or at least helped you to forget its existence. Groaning, you swiveled around in the high chair you’d perched yourself on the second you’d entered the club. Leaning your back on the bar behind you, you casted eyes to the pulsating waves that made up the crowd. Although you couldn’t even see them as your vision was a spinning kaleidoscope of fuchsia and lavender lights. Perhaps you’d taken one too many shots. But who fucking cares anyway. It’s not like he did. If he did care, you wouldn’t have found him fucking a complete stranger in your bed. On the night of your anniversary.

You burst out in laughter at the sardonicism that made up your life, tossing your head back and beaming at the white ceiling. The couple seated a distance away from you throw you a speechless stare and after a hushed hurried discussion between them, they collected their stuff to flee, leaving empty glasses in their wake. You watched them go not bothered by their reactions towards you at all.

“You know, if you’re gonna scare my customers away, I think you should leave.”

The voice came from behind you. It’s low, deep even and the speaker talks loud enough so that he can be heard over the earsplitting music. You don’t bother to turn around. Keeping your eyes on the sea of people, you simply replied, “I’m your customer too. It may be my fault that they left or perhaps it was your shit service.”

“I make great drinks, thank you very fucking much and I must have great service if I’m tolerating your ass here.”

You whirled around at this, slamming your glass on the counter and gripping a tight hold on the marble to stop yourself from puking all over the place. The bartender, and your current offender, raised one very fine dark eyebrow at your antics, shaking his head slightly in disapproval.

“Shut up and get me another shot.”

“Can’t,” He shoot you a rueful smile, white teeth glowing, and shrugs his slim shoulders in indifference. “You’ve had over twelve. If I give you more, you might die from alcohol poisoning.”

“Who cares, maybe I want to die,” I remarked, staring openly into his brown eyes. They widend in disbelief at your words, and concern pours into them like a stormy sky setting lose a vicious downpour of rain.

“May I ask what exactly happened to you?”

Your gaze flickered to his white platinum hair, which shimmers like violet under the florescent lights. For a moment you’re mesmerized by it, then you look back at his face and wonder why he even cared to ask.

“Why?” You questioned back.

“Well, you’re drinking your liver to death, you look extremely miserable and your eye makeup has wreaked havoc on your face. Plus the dress you’re wearing looks way too elegant for this club.”

You snorted at his words, glancing down at the silver dress you’d purchased for the anniversary dinner you thought you were going to have. “Should I change my outfit then?”

“You could explain the story,” He retorted, resting both hands onto the counter with an expectant look gracing his handsome face.

“Okay. I found my boyfriend of three years fucking his co-worker in our bed. On our anniversary.”

The bartender takes a visible intake of air, eyebrows hitting his hairline in astonishment. “Fuck man. That’s low.”

You rolled your eyes at his statement and turned your gaze to the frosted bottle of Smirnoff behind him. “I know. Can I have another shot now?”

“Absolutely not. Also, why the hell are you here and not ripping his balls off?”

You look back him, startled at his blatant remark.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, any decent person who had just been cheated on should be destroying their ex-partners lives – not drowning themselves in Smirnoff, which is shit vodka by the way.”

You narrow your eyes at him, questioning how his brain cells functioned. “How would you know that? Did somebody cheat on you?”

“Well,” He pauses, crooking his head to the side as a sly smirk tugs at his lips. His platinum locks loosely fall onto his face. “I wouldn’t say I’ve been cheated on. More like, I’m the cheater.”

You slapped him.

The sound echoed throughout the club and a few heads turn in your direction but you didn’t care at all.

“Pigs,” You hissed at him, “You’re all pigs. How the fuck do you think it feels when someone you love treats you like shit!” You hoisted yourself up on trembling legs, blatantly ignoring the fact that they felt like jello and you were horribly unstable in the high heels covering your feet.

“Hey! Hey! Calm down okay; it’s not that deep.” He exclaimed, stretching his arms out to grab yours and keep you from toppling over. Large hands enclosed themselves around your upper arms, warm and firm, not allowing you to go.

“Don’t fucking touch-”

“Don’t hate the player, sweetheart, hate the game.”

You froze, turning into a solid block of ice at the words that easily flow out of his mouth. Your own mouth dropped to the floor in astonishment at his audacity. “How can you say that?” You demanded, looking into his eyes, searching for some form of an answer within those deep waves of chocolate.

All he does is shrug nonchalantly, not effected by your reaction. “I’ve said that too many times now to feel anything.”

It takes you a moment to process what he’d just said, your mind slowed down by the large amounts alcohol you’d taken. And then everything sort of snaps into place.

“Get your fucking hands-”

“You know, instead of hating him, or the game, you could learn how to play it.”

The bastard keeps on shocking you with everything he says.

“And who exactly is going to teach me how to break hearts like glass?”

He shoots you a grin and his eyes obtain a sparkle from seemly out of nowhere. “I could.”

But as he spoke, a surge of blackness blankets your vision, leaving you stranded in a deep abyss and falling. Right into the arms of a complete stranger.

a/n: hello! thank you for reading:) I will be posting the remaining parts of I could teach you soon (since two and three are already done). the soundtrack is currently my favorite song right now! tell me what you think about it :)) - fyra

starrbomb  asked:

Another au as a thank you for the kind words; bunny!Lance always super defensive, never relaxing all the way from instincts and everything, then Lance starts to date Kolivan. (Fluff and smut ensue)Then one day after training Lance still has some energy but Kolivan is just too tired so Lance just flops over on his side next to him. doesn’t understand the significance of it until Hunk and shiro come in and gasp lightly at Lance’s show of trust.

-We don’t mean to ignore you, we love you, but we all got horrid memories you absolute blessing of a person-

Imagine Lance’s skittishness only increasing as the war goes on, spiking after the explosion that nearly killed him. He can never seem to totally relax around anyone except for Hunk, and even then he can’t stay relaxed for long. Sometimes staying with Hunk is worse seeing as Hunk’s anxiety fuels Lance’s own, which is why Lance is a bit dismissive when Hunk begins to rile himself up, quick to try and shut down the panic before it spreads to himself.

Kolivan seeing how skittish Lance is and inquiring on why that is; Shiro explaining about the Bunny genetics as best as he can, but “You’re probably better off asking Lance.”

Kolivan asking Lance about it, learning about how the war keeps Lance in a state of near panic often. How even when he seems relaxed or excited its him turning his panicked energy into excitement so that he doesn’t focus on the fact that he’s vulnerable in the crowds. The fact that he does enjoy people’s company helps, but there’s still that fear…

That being said: Lance does omit that part about flopping over beside people. he’s only ever felt relaxed enough with his mother and father -his siblings were all little rascals. Like hell he’d relax around them- so when he does flop down beside Kolivan after training, Kolivan thinks nothing of it. They’re both tired, of course Lance is going to flop down like this.

I raise you this instead though: Hunk does come in eventually to tell them dinner’s ready, but the second the door opens Lance is sitting up in a more defensive stance, far less relaxed. -The door opening had startled him- Kolivan finds that semi-normal and doesn’t think too much of it. They’ve been in some sort of close relationship for awhile now, he’s learned some of Lance’s instincts.

That is until it happens again, and again, and Kolivan realizes that he’s never seen Lance actually relax like this around others. He asks Hunk about it, surely Lance’s best friend will know. Right?

That’s when Hunk flat out squeals because, “Okay, to be honest, I was still on the ledge about you two being together because like you’re an alien and leading a galran army, but you didn’t seem to bad, but omgs that’s so awesome that he trusts you so much! You have to take pictures, I need to see this-” And Kolivan has no idea what he just got himself into, but at least now he has Hunk’s 100% approval? Right?

The next time Lance flops down beside Kolivan, Kolivan can’t help but smile. He wonders how he can return the show of trust…

-And ooo baby, when they finally do the do and realize how fast bunnies can uh… get “re-energized” again… they have fun with that. They have a lot of fun with that-

- Mod Mizu 💙💜💙

another au here kids, let’s go

  • after burying his mother, neil throws out the phones
  • BUT he gets himself another one
  • he doesn’t want to go to his uncle
  • but he’s also aware he’s still young and might need help
  • he keeps the phone for months barely charged and never uses it except to check the time
  • but in millport, on one of the few occasions he’s actually spending time with People
  • he discovers that smartphones have a lot of apps that let you get information on things (cough the butcher, exy, kevin)
  • and in particular
  • he discovers
  • twitter

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College Roommates!GyuHao

A/N: I’m just not in college yet, I’m a high school student, so anything that may seem a little off logically it is most likely because of that, so please be open minded. Thank you!

College Roommates!GyuHao
•WHAT A PAIR LMAO
•Minghao went into college thinking “I just want a roommate that is chill and I’ll be fine”
•Mingyu went in thinking “I just want a roommate that won’t steal my stuff”
•Both of those wishes were not granted when you put these two together
•Hao: “it’s three in the morning, why are you playing mariokart”
•Gyu: “I’m trying to beat every Grand Prix in one day, wanna join?”
•Hao: “why not, it’s not like I needed to finish a paper anyway”
•Gyu: “Wait are those my earrings???”
•Hao: “ah I am foreigner, I can’t understand”
•Gyu: “so they aRe mY eARRinGs, I thought I lost those!”
•Hao: “well ya lost them now. And the cup, I just blue-shelled your ass”
•Gyu: “I’m so freaking done with you I stg”
•Naw but Mingyu will be doing really random things at late hours, or try to do something vry quietly because it’s late and then make a huge amount of noise and wake up Minghao
•Minghao is unamused at first but he gets used to it and whenever he hears a giant ‘CRASH!’ at two in the morning he just thinks “oh Mingyu is probably trying to do a handstand or something” and goes back to sleep
•when they get their morning Starbucks together (because you know they do I will fight someone on this) Minghao is like “hey man. Did you die last night like what happened”
•Mingyu always tells him exactly what he did and it gets more and more ridiculous tbh
•"I tried to do a handstand" (Hao: “I fuckin knEW IT”)
•"I thought I could summon Jihoon from a Ouija board but I got freaked out and threw it out the window"
•"I thought I’d take up art and make pottery but the pottery wheel was not only vry loud but really hard to use??? So I gave up after five minutes"
•"I misplaced my hairdryer so I tried to use a Bunsen Burner instead and the end of my hair is a lil too toasty is ya catch my drift"
•Hao: “I may or may not have your hairdryer”
•Gyu: “I WOULDN’T HAVE BURNT MY HAIR IF I HAD IT”
•Hao: “NO ONE ASKED YOU TO LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE”
•Random Starbucks Employee: “excuse me but could you keep it down, you’re disturbing other customers”
•Gyu: “…”
•Hao: “can you believe them, like the audacity to tell us, paying customers, that we’re too loud?”
•Gyu: “yeah I know right we weren’t even screaming yet”
•Basically it’s meaningless (and usually funny) quarrels between each other, but 98% of the time it’s them together vs everyone else
•they look out for each other and if a person is talking shit about one of them, the other WILL intervene
•Mingyu would be like “hey that’s really mean and here’s 3157 reasons why Minghao’s great” until the person gets bored or loses interest and leaves. Or they get shook by Mingyu towering over them and nope out.
•Minghao would be more like “if I ever hear you talking shit about Mingyu again, I’ll kick your ass so badly that you won’t be able to physically speak ever again” *person runs away, grabs their passport and flees the country*
•So even though Mingyu is a curious yet clumsy giant and Minghao borrows things without asking, they end up getting over these differences and become the best of friends
•Mingyu, being a culinary major, is always in the communal kitchen making something because boy can EAT
•Minghao is totally okay with this because free food for him. And he doesn’t have to live off ramen forever like the rest of the kids on campus
•but like if people know Mingyu is gonna cook, they flock to him because he can’t say no if they ask him for some bc “wow someone wants my cooking, I’m so flattered”
•and Minghao is like “bro they just want an easy meal” but Mingyu is not discouraged by reality
•these two still want a majority of the food for themselves though so they sneak down to the communal kitchen either really late at night or deadass early in the morning and make mass quantities of food to last them the next handful of days
•Mingyu usually does all the cooking (and insists that he should because it’ll taste better), but Minghao always comes with him because he’s worried about Mingyu being by himself when no one else is around
•like Minghao knows that Mingyu is clumsy and what if he decides to do a headstand, and instead of knocking over their bookshelf like last time, he breaks his neck? Minghao’s thinking “if he wants to do something dumb I can at least stunt him and/or call an ambulance immediately after”
•but one time Mingyu is like “shit I forgot the <random ingredient>, I’ll go run to a convenience store. Watch the rice”
•and Minghao does watch the rice, but Vernon sent him a snapchat of Hoshi drunkenly doing a cartwheel into one of the campus fountains and Minghao was like “I bet his snap story is full of Hoshi doing embarrassing things- blackmail collection time”
•so he watched his phone. And not the rice.
•he didn’t even realize it was burning until the smoke detectors went off. VERY loudly. Across the whole building :’)
•he’s thinking “shitshitshit everyone in this dorm is gonna hate me” so he runs outside and hides behind a random bush
•all the people in this particular dorm are groggily shuffling out of the building and wondering who is to blame
•because let’s be real, 9/10 times when smoke detectors go off, there’s no fire. It’s either someone curling their hair and the steam sets it off, someone vaping, or someone burning food.
•Mingyu comes back after the majority of the residents of their dorm are outside and he’s just like “fiRE!? Where’s Minghao?!?”
•he power walks through the crowd looking for Minghao until he finds DK and is like “bro wtf is going on??? is there a fire??? have you seen a skinny Chinese man anywhere??? Why are you smiling at 3 am under these circumstances???”
•DK is like 1.) someone burnt food, idk who tf was cooking
•and Mingyu is both relieved because at least Minghao isn’t dying in a fire right now but also its pretty much their fault. But DK continues.
•DK: “two- there’s no actual fire from the food burning, Seungcheol put it out with a fire extinguisher. three- I haven’t seen Minghao but if you want someone to help you look, Jihoon’s your guy. He’s ridiculously observant. And four- have you seen Vernon’s Snapchat story?? Lmao look at naega hosh vs the school fountain”
•Mingyu watches the video of Hoshi cartwheeling into a fountain and is only comforted a little because he just wants to find his best friend
•Mingyu is a lil intimidated by Jihoon because Jihoon has constant resting bitch face and an aura of “I’m tired and don’t want to be bothered by anyone”
•but he goes up to Jihoon and is like “plz halp I can’t find my wife”
-and Jihoon is like “your wife???? Is that supposed to be Minghao?? Okay let’s go look”
•it takes Jihoon a hot second to find Minghao crouched under a random bush, and to notice Mingyu with a bag of ingredients
•Jihoon puts the pieces together and drags Minghao out of the bush and takes them both by the ear, dragging them up the front steps of the building so that everyone huddled outside can see them
•Jihoon: “these are the assholes that set off the smoke alarms. I have a 6 a.m. class and I’m sure you all are peeved about this so to make up for it, these two are going to buy everyone coffee in the morning”
•*Half hearted screams and cheers from the crowd of tired students*
•Seungcheol the RA is like. “Not really sure if we can enforce this but I’m all for peer pressure so everyone write down their orders of what they want from Starbucks”
•and that’s exactly what everyone does and Mingyu and Minghao end up paying like 3-4 hours later that morning
•Minghao may or may not have spit in Jihoon’s coffee while no one was watching
•after this fiasco they’ve learned that when they cook at unreasonable times in the morning or really late at night, they should never leave Minghao to take care of the food
•Mingyu makes him chop the vegetables as punishment but then lectures him for doing it wrong and ends up taking over and just doing it himself
•this dynamic duo seems like they should be completely dysfunctional but they have a lot of fun, even if it’s complete chaos

Seth Rollins - Took you long enough

Prompt: Could I make a Seth Rollins request? Something cuts and fluffy where the reader has been with him for a long time. Even before him getting into wwe. And they’re still not engaged/married yet and the reader is wondering when he’ll propose. I just have this image of Seth sneaking peeks at her Pinterest to get ideas for a ring and stuff. Idk if that makes sense at all but I hope it does 🙊
Requested: by anon
Warnings: None
Words: 1800+

You and Seth had been together for a long time. You went to the same high school back in Davenport. He was popular, known by everyone and you, well you weren’t the bottom of the food chain. You had your group of friendships and you didn’t really stray from them. You knew Seth from the moment you started high school. He didn’t know you. Your first official meeting was when he joined your local gym. You were both 16. You quickly found out that both of you had a love for wrestling and wanted to get into the business. From then on you spent every day together, working out and training together. At first, you just hung out at the gym but your friendship soon evolved to hanging out at school and people quickly noticed. When the two of you started dating you were the talk of your school. 

No one thought your relationship would last but then you made it to a year and then graduation. And now here you are over 10 years later, still together and now in the wwe together. Your relationship has been through a lot. Both of you decided to follow your dreams to become wrestlers that caused some problems in your relationship. Distance being the main one and injuries for both you and Seth. Over the years you went to different promotions and Seth was offered a wwe contract before you. You travelled the world while Seth worked through NXT and onto the main roster. 

You were so proud of him. Eventually, you had made a big enough name for yourself on the indies that you got offered a contract. You were in NXT for a year and now here you are, finally with Seth on raw. 

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Don’t Care What They Say: Poly!JeongCheol

Idk if this begining part would be consider angst?idk Hope you like it

“Are you kidding me Y/N!? How could you possibly pick both!?” Your best friend exclaims loudly.

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