some of them are lame

26 Unusual K-pop Asks: What's/Who's...
  • A: Something really attractive that your bias does?
  • B: A favorite physical feature of your bias?
  • C: A color that you think your bias looks good in?
  • D: Your favorite dance?
  • E: An idol you think would be easy to get along with?
  • F: The first group you loved?
  • G: A group you wish you could see more of on your dash?
  • H: The best hairstyle your bias has ever had?
  • I: The most interesting voice or style in K-pop?
  • J: A group you love to jam out to?
  • K: Your favorite non-Korean idol?
  • L: Your favorite line from a song?
  • M: Your favorite Maknae?
  • N: The best/catchiest name (or stage name)?
  • O: Another occupation you could see your bias being?
  • P: Your favorite photoshoot?
  • Q: A quality your bias shows that you absolutely love?
  • R: The best rapper, or, the best rapper line?
  • S: A song that never fails to get stuck in your head?
  • T: Your favorite hidden talent an idol has shown?
  • U: The most unusual group?
  • V: The best/sexiest voice in K-pop?
  • W: Something you wonder about?
  • X: Your favorite cross-group friendship?
  • Y: The last M/V you watched on Youtube?
  • Z: Not related to Z, but... Your favorite Kpop blogs?

I really hate the generic ¾-facing-left, eyes-to-the-right profiles but it’s so convenient, I can’t help myself.

Tipsy - Request

Requested by anon: I would like to request a Sherlock x reader where he has been drugged and how he’s really cute and a little dirty towards her in front of John. Haha like while “high”. Just super fluffy and cute and maybe a little smutty/implied smut/ a little dirty haha. I get if you’re too busy or don’t feel like writing it, no problem. Love you.
& anon: I have a request for you (if youre still taking..?) so sherlock and john gets drunk and sherlock starts hitting on (and gets kissy and touchy) on reader which has been her girlfriend for months xD ?

Pairing: Sherlock x reader.

Word count: 2,026

Warnings: Just like in “The sign of three” this things gives a lot of twists.

A/N: Drunk Sherlock and Watson are my fave, I loved this so much!


Sherlock and John weren’t the kind of men to get drunk every week, however and because of the stress they had been put through in their last case, they decided to go to the bar together.

At first it was just beer and talking and complaining, but then, someone recognized Sherlock and decided to put a little something on his beer which, added up to what he had already drunk, ended up turning him into a dizzy, slurry mess.

John was drunk as well, but for a different reason: he had mixed tequila with beer.

They walked – stumbled – their way back to Baker Street. It wasn’t even ten o’clock when that happened, so both (Y/N) and Mrs. Hudson were up and sharing a cup of tea while the boys came back, doing all kinds of strange noises as they walked in that called both women’s attention.

“What are you two doing here?” Mrs. Hudson asked as she and (Y/N) walked out to the stair case where John and Sherlock were laying. (Y/N) couldn’t help but to laugh at the image and the sound of her laughter caught Sherlock’s attention.

“(Y/N)!” He cheered drunkenly, “AREN’T YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BEING ON EARTH?”

“Wow, someone’s loud tonight.” She joked and Sherlock walked to her and held her tightly against his chest.

“You are sooooo beautiful!” He slurred, “And so hot, would you be my girlfriend?”

“I am already your girlfriend, Sherlock.” (Y/N) spoke clamly, unable to contain the giggle that left her lips.

“I’m such a lucky man I’m jealous of myself …” Sherlock cupped her face and started kissing her passionately, like never before. (Y/N) tried to pull away but Sherlock’s grip was tight and it wasn’t until he needed air that he let go off her.

“You’re so drunk!” She giggled.

“And you’re stunning.” Sherlock mumbled, “Delightful, splendid, a Greek muse right in front of me! DATING ME!”

“Sherlock Holmes is a poet when he’s drunk, what are the chances!” Watson spoke from behind, right before he bursted in a dry laughter. Mrs. Hudson laughed with him and then both women dragged them upstairs.

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“Everyone Keeps Telling Me You’re The Bad Guy...”

Drabble Game - #19. Mark Tuan - Angst

Mark Tuan. Known around campus as the resident heartbreaker. It was obvious why. He was devastatingly handsome and charming. Once he set his sights on a girl, she was a goner. He would wine and dine them, get them into bed and then come up with some lame excuse as to why anything more serious just wouldn’t work.

Mark Tuan, the same one who had been assigned to be the subject of your behavioral analysis study for the last month, had his eyes on you now.

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i was bored last night so i decided to make some valentines day cards with the mystic messenger characters (*^ω^*)
lol i hope all of you enjoy them as much as i did making them 💒
some of the sayings may be lame cause of my lack of creativity but you get what im trying to do here :3

like/reblog if you plan on using!
{make sure to also credit me lolz}

((ps: i messed up my watermark on the yoosung one but i was too lazy to fix it oops))

Family (Yongguk x Reader) Fluff

Word Count: 1818

AN: Admin S here again! This is dedicated to my dear friend @y-ngguk who is a lovely ray of sunshine, enjoy this my dear! 

Warning: Cheesy, lame fluff

It wasn’t every day that Yongguk woke up to such a beautiful sight. Allowing his eyes to adjust to the brightness of the sunlight that poured in through the windows, he looked at the girl lying in his arms, cuddled against him as her chest slowly rose and fell. Her (h/l) (h/c) was sprawled all over, messy as ever, her soft (s/c) glowing in the sunlight, making her look like a goddess.

Unconsciously, a soft smile its way on to his lips as he slowly pulled his arm from underneath her head, allowing himself to hover as his elbows supported his weight and he leaned forward, placing a soft kiss on her nose, chuckling to himself. Seeing this had no effect on waking her up, he moved to her forehead, followed by her eyelids when she began to stir softly. “Wake up baby girl.” His deep voice whispered happily as she mumbled incoherently, moving her body closer to his, allowing his warmth to rub off on her.

Smiling, he kissed her jaw, before moving up to her cheeks, kissing the corner of her lips, as she stirred awake. “Mmm, what’s gotten into you today?” Her groggy voice asked, as she opened her eyes, only to be greeted by the most breath taking smile she’d ever seen. Yongguk had lied back down, facing her, using one hand support his weight and the other moving under the covers to grab her hand. “I have the most beautiful girl in the world in my arms, why shouldn’t I be happy?” He asked her, pulling her closer and kissed her soft hair, the familiar smell of her shampoo invading his nostrils.

“Let’s stay like this for a while, you can check on the kids later.” She whispered, burying her face in his neck, placing a soft kiss his neck. “Hmm, whatever you say love.” He replied.


“Noona, what are you cooking?” Youngjae asked, walking into the kitchen, only to be greeted by his hyung’s girlfriend cooking, dressed in Yongguk’s sweater and sweatpants.

“You’ll find out soon, do you want to give me a hand? Yongguk went to wake everyone up.” She replied, as she continued to chop the strawberries. “Sure Noona!” Youngjae replied, stepping into the kitchen of the dorm to help her out. The pair continued to cook, with Youngjae chopping the various fruits and (Y/n) flipping the pancakes.

Yongguk walked in the kitchen, having gone around and woken up the other four. His eyes twinkled as he watched the love of his life interact with Youngjae, the pair laughing about some stupid joke as they moved around in the kitchen, he was so damn lucky to have her.

Soon, the other four piled into the kitchen, with (Y/n) ordering them all to take their spots at the dinner table as she and Youngjae brought out the food. A massive stack of pancakes for each of them, covered in various fruits and whipped cream. She surely was spoiling them.

“Noona, this is so good, it might even rival your cheesecakes.” Daehyun laughed, before digging into his plate and the others soon followed as (Y/n) laughed, before making her way towards Yongguk’s chair and wrapped her arms around his broad shoulders, leaning down so her head rested on his shoulder.

“Aren’t you gonna eat?” He asked her, offering her a bite, which she gladly accepted. “I already ate before I made these for you guys, I hope you like them.” She grinned, her eyes twinkling with happiness as he gave her his adorable gummy smile.


“Ok, Jongup, get the broom, Junhong, get the vacuum cleaner and Jung Daehyun, don’t you dare even think about sneaking off!” She yelled, causing Himchan and Youngjae to burst into laughter. The 7 of them were cleaning their dorm, which was a complete mess. It had been partially the reason that all of them were here today, otherwise, if it weren’t for (y/n)’s scary death glares, Yongguk would probably be locked away in his studio, Daehyun looking for random food shops and Himchan sleeping like the dead in his room.

It was a nice, peaceful period for the boys, they’d just finished their promotions for Rose and their world tour and were on break for a month or so. Himchan’s fracture had gotten much better, almost completely healed and Jongup’s stomach was much better.

“Youngjae, Himchan, Yongguk, start cleaning the kitchen and living room, the studio and the backyard, me and these three will do all the individual rooms, the bathrooms and the basement. Now get to work, if I see anyone slacking, I’m not making you boys dinner.” She commanded and heard a chorus of “yeses” and groans in response as all 7 of them got to work.


“Finally, it was a pigsty in this dorm, how do you even get this messy?” She asked, throwing the last rubbish bag in the bin and dusting her hands. “It’s the hyungs, especially Youngjae and Daehyun.” Junhong commented, snickering.

“Ok, get yourselves cleaned up now, and then I’m gonna get groceries for you all, you can’t keep living off bread and nutella.” She remarked, moving towards Yongguk’s old room so she could use his bathroom. Yongguk followed her, closing the door behind them as all the kids went off to clean themselves.

“Thank you so much.” He commented, wrapping his arms around her frame as she pulled her hair out of the bun it was in. “It’s nothing love, you guys are family, and they’re my kids too.” She laughed, turning around, gently rubbing her nose against his as she closed her eyes, wrapping her arms around his neck.

“Seriously, I don’t know what we all would do without you.” He smiled, leaning his forehead against hers, enjoying the peace and calm of the moment. It were the moments like these that gave him strength, the inspiration, the motivation to continue the strive to make music, to lead BAP to the best of his abilities.

“I don’t know what I’d do without you dorks.” She responded, truly meaning it from the bottom of her heart, the boys were really her family now, all of them and having been together with Yongguk for the past 4 years, she saw their weaknesses, their strengths, their happy moments and their low moments. She’d been Yongguk’s rock during the lawsuit, consistently encouraging not only him but all 6 of them to not give up hope, she was the one that made sure Yongguk ate, and as often as she  could get time off from work, she was with them, listening to them, cooking for them, doing whatever it took to make sure they were not spiralling into a downwards spiral.

“I love you.” Yongguk replied, opening his eyes to see her smiling face. Moments like these were rare but the pair adored them equally. “I love you too love.” She responded.

“But you’re stalling my shower, I still have to go out and buy food and then cook. I’ve got 5 hungry kids to feed.” She laughed, pulling herself off him. “5 hungry kids eh? When did you become a mother huh?” Yongguk laughed, pulling away.

“Let me rephrase that then, 2 children, 2 teens, a mother and an old grandfather, yeah, that’s my family.” She laughed, winking at him before making her way into the bathroom, grabbing her clothes on the way in.


“Noona, I’ll come with you!” Jongup volunteered, getting up from the couch when (Y/n) asked one of them to accompany her to the supermarket. “Come on, let’s go.” She replied, grabbing her wallet as the pair made their way out of the dorm. Jongup sported a large baggy hoodie, the hood being pulled up to hide his face and a black face mask.

“Noona, I have to ask you about something.” He said as she grabbed a loaf of bread from the bakery. “Go on Jongup-ah, what is it? Why do you sound so tense?” She asked, looking back at him, sensing the tension in his voice.

“Noona, there, there’s this girl, I-I, re-really li-like her.” He stuttered, playing with his hands, avoiding eye contact with his hyung’s girlfriend as he explained his situation. “Jongup! Who is she? Oh my gosh, I can’t believe this.” She smiled back at the boy, ruffling his hair as he had now taken his hoodie off.

“Noona..” He grinned, rubbing the back of his head, his face heating up and turning red. “My little pup is in love, come on, you have to tell me everything!” She gushed, pushing the trolley forward as they continued grocery shopping and she gave him advice as how to ask his girl out.


“We are young, wild and free.” (Y/n) softly sang, stirring the ramen, softly moving her hips to the song before two strong arms wrapped around her waist, pulling her close.

“I know we’re better together.” He continued, singing Zelo’s part in a rather high pitched voice, trying to imitate the maknae but failing miserably. “You should stick to the deep, gruff bits Jagi, they suit you better.” (Y/n) smiled, turning her head around and pecking his cheek. The pair were alone in the kitchen, thus having an intimate moment.

“It smells delicious, I can’t wait.” He mumbled against her neck. “Set the table, get the others to help you, especially Dae, he slacked off while cleaning.” She laughed and Yongguk nodded, following her command.

Dinner was a bliss, (Y/n) sat next to Yongguk on the table, leaning against his shoulder when she was done as she watched the boys crack ridiculous jokes as they ate their dessert, homemade cheesecake, which Daehyun hogged the majority.

Yongguk pulled his hand under the table, intertwining his fingers with his beloved’s, feeling her cold hands in his warm ones, he felt at peace, this was his family, and he cherished them all.


“Aish this girl, Junhong-ah, wake up.” Yongguk smiled, all 7 of them had been watching some lame movie and during the movie, (Y/n) had fallen asleep on Yongguk’s shoulder, with Junhong’s head in her lap as he fell asleep too.

Groaning as he woke, Junhong got up, rubbing his eyes as he made his way towards his room, leaving Yongguk and (y/n) behind. “Let’s get you into bed Jagi.” Yonnguk smiled, pulling his arms around her and hoisting her up in this arms, carrying her carefully to his room. (Y/n) snuggled closer to him, and he smiled, putting her down in bed and tucking her under the covers as he joined her from the other side, pulling her close to him as he wrapped an arm around her.

“Thank you so much Jagi, you make me the happiest man alive, thank you for being part of my family.” He mumbled, placing a kiss on her hair before closing his eyes, feeling content as he held her in his arms.

AU where...

APH Norway loses a bet and has to go on a date with APH Denmark. 

At first, Lukas looks really dissapointed and he has zero expectations on the date. Because he knows how goofy Matthias is and also because he thinks that the dane wants to add him to the list of all the guys he dated and that’s all.

But Matthias surprises him and he takes Lukas to the aquarium to see all the exotic animals and he tries to remember what he learned from Wikipedia. 

After that, they have dinner on a park or somewhere outside. Lukas actually laughs at Matthias’s jokes, even though some of them are lame and embarrassing.

When the date ends, Lukas wants a second date but since they only get out because of a stupid bet, he knows that is not going to happen. Also he doesn’t think he is Matthias’s type. 

So they stay there akwardly because none of them knows what to say. Finally Lukas just says good bye and turns his back to the dane, kind of dissapointed because he was hoping that Matthias would ask him for a second date.

So after a while, Lukas decides that the date can’t end like that and asks Matthias to a second date, though he is really embarrassed because he has never asked anybody out. 

And Matthias is so thrilled because he thought Lukas hated him or something.

Kindergarten Teacher!Seventeen

Originally posted by giantgyu

Request: seventeen as kindergarten teacher?

Apologies for taking so long! My exams wrapped up today so I’m finally free :^) Enjoy this cute memey bullet pointed request! -Admin Madi


  • Would feel as though he is the real father of all the children AKA loves them all dearly and would literally do anything for them
  • Teaches the kids important life lessons & to be very respectful so they grow up nicely! But also teaches them to have fun & enjoy everything they do!!
  • Tells them really bad dad jokes that make them really giggly and hyper but also makes them question their own dads bc “why can’t you be as funny as Mr.Choi?”
  • Is really keen on making sure they all eat enough and are dressed warm in winter bc his children must not get sick!!
  • The type of teacher to pat their heads as they leave the classroom and tell everyone about all the cute moments that happened that day


  • Tries really hard to be liked by all the kids and whines to his friends when they don’t show him enough affection
  • Is really nonchalant when they ask him mundane questions,, “Is it true that Santa isn’t real?” “Mhm.” lmfao he wouldn’t sugar coat anything bc he doesn’t want them to be hurt when they find things out later on in life
  • He’d also be that one teacher you can depend on like can’t get that juice box open? Mr.Yoon will open it for you dw he’s reliable my man
  • Has a super close bond with his students,,when they can tell he’s quieter than normal or having a bad day they’ll make him drawings that he hangs on his fridge and keeps till he’s 80
  • Loves to compliment the kids on e v e r y t h i n g like you colored inside the lines? They’re showered with praise and genuine admiration


  • Incorporates all of the kids favorite things into his lessons ex) gives them gummy bears when they answer a question right,,makes math problems about cartoon characters and covers the walls in colorful posters
  • Is the #1 kindergarten teacher when it comes to crying/upset children,, Literally so comforting y’all he’ll crouch down and wipe their tears away and cheer them up with some lame motivational speech that the kids think is legendary
  • Is super clumsy like he literally hits his legs off the desks and trips on the tiny chairs, but is somehow incredibly gentle with his actions and words
  • Is super supportive of everything the children do and what ideas they come up with,,You want to be an astronaut? He’ll offer to help build a rocketship for you
  • Is that one teacher that is oblivious to almost everything that is going on yet continues to be everyone’s favorite bc he lets them do whatever they want


  • Ok I feel like kindergarten teacher Jun would take his job hella seriously like this guy literally walks in on the first day with a suit and glasses, hair gelled up and crayons ready to be dispersed
  • But his cool image lowkey intimidates the kids and so they ask him to stop with the theatrics and he ends up wearing black jeans and striped shirts the whole year bc relatable
  • He’s one of the advocators for the quiet kids and probably favors that one little shy kid who never speaks but is the sweetest thing on earth
  • Everyday is show n tell like if you want to show the class a rock you found outside 10 minutes ago be my guest
  • Is overly dramatic 100% of the time, his pencil broke *cue the deep sigh*, he spilt spaghetti on his slacks? *has 911 on speed dial* and lets the kids out early for recess


  • Brings so much high energy and fun to the class that the kids literally never want to leave and won’t pry themselves off when their parents come for them
  • Wants to accommodate everyone’s learning needs and spends most of his nights thinking of little things he can implement to ensure they’re working to their full potential
  • Pulls a chair up next to the children at those hella low tables during snack break and whips out his own lunchbox that he packed himself (it’s loaded with gummies)
  • Promises that they’ll watch a movie or have playtime if they do well on their work but doesn’t care if they fail bc he wants to see the care bears just as badly as them
  • Creates a class cheer or some catchphrase that they all shout when grouped together like the squad they truly are

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Metamorphmagus (Hogwarts!Taehyung) pt. 2

Originally posted by jeonbase

Taehyung and y/n become inseparable friends along with the rest of them. They go out to have a good time but what happens then?

Genre- Fluff/Angst/a little bit of action

1 // 2 // ?

word count- 1.2K

As the weeks passed, you and Taehyung became nearly inseparable. You and your two friends, Lily and Victoire, had started sitting with Taehyung and his friends during lunch and in the library. Practically the entire student body had noticed. You could also tell by the way girls glared at you in the hallways.

 But sadly, it had also spread throughout the school that you happened to be a metamorphmagus, which caused even more rumors to spread when students found out who your parents were.

 “Her father was a werewolf. How filthy.”

 You immediately stood up from your seat in Charms, your chair skidding across the floor. Your hair had turned, not fiery red like usual when she was angry, but a deep, dark, crimson blood red. Your glare almost deadly as you turned towards the Hufflepuff who had dared speak ill of your father. You walked up to her, her eyes widening in pure fear. You slammed your hands against her desk and stared straight into her soul.

 “My father was a good man who fought alongside Harry Potter to defeat the greatest evil that has ever been.” You leaned down closer to the girl.

 “Don’t you ever call him filthy again.”


 Now you were stuck in detention. If it had been a professor who had been around when your father was alive, you would’ve been let go. “This is stupid.” You muttered to yourself as you repeatedly wrote ‘I am sorry for lashing out at a fellow classmate’ over and over again.

 About half an hour into detention, Professor McGonagall appeared at the doorway. You were too busy muttering incoherent curse words to notice her presence.

 “Is that the way to let out your anger Ms. Lupin?”

 You jumped up in fright at the sudden appearance. You quickly stood up and bowed. “Hello Professor.” You heard her let out a breathy giggle and you looked up to stare at her in confusion. “Ms. Y/N, I heard from the new professor about what happened in class today.” You let out a sheepish grin as you stared down at your feet.

 “I didn’t mean to me capricious, I swear. But that Hufflepuff was speaking ill of my father just because he was a werewolf! It wasn’t his fault he was born that way! The audacity some people have these days I swea-” You were cut off by Professor McGonagall’s words.

 “Ms. Lupin, it’s alright. I spoke to your professor and you’re free to go.”

 “Wait, really? Thank you so much! I promise to try my best not to become angered again! Thank you, again!” You suddenly turned like an excited puppy as you stared at her. She let out another laugh as you bowed one more time and ran out of the class.

 Due to your sprinting, as soon as you turned a corner, your body collided into another body. “Ow!” You yelped in unison with the person you bumped into. “I’m so sor- Yoongi?”

 You cut your apology short when you realized who you had bumped into and the rest of your friends who were behind him. “Were you guys all spying on my conversation with Professor McGonagall?” Everyone began scoffing nervously and making up some lame excuses. You gave them your best glare and they immediately shut up.

 “We were just making sure you were okay.” Victoire finally allowed herself to speak up for the rest of the group. You were then suddenly pulled into a group hug. Your body was squished in between Lily’s and Taehyung’s. Your cheeks dusting pink as you stared up and realized how close your face was to Taehyung’s. You immediately looked down when you both made eye contact. Taehyung’s cheeks dusting pink as well.


 The next day, you and your friends decided to go to the Three Broomsticks. You all enjoyed throwing caustic remarks at each other, seeing who would get the most offended. Obviously, it was Jin when Namjoon said that his cooking was so great that the kitchen elves fainted whenever they smelt it.

 “An order of ten butterbeers,” The waiter said as he handed each of you your drinks. “Have a nice day.” You all thanked the waiter as he walked away from the table. “If you guys think about it, you, Lily, and Victoire are basically the next generation of powerful wizards.” Jimin suddenly expressed his thoughts allowed towards you. That peaked everyone’s interest.

 “How so?” Lily asked

 “Well, first off, your father is Harry Potter, Victoire’s father is Ron Weasley, and Y/N’s father is Remus Lupin. You three basically have the genes to kick some serious ass. Plus Y/N has really cool morphing powers. She could basically make herself look like anyone.” You all took in what Jimin said. You then morphed yourself to look like Lily just for the fun of it, causing everyone to basically freak out.

 “Y/N, what the hell!” Lily practically screamed as you burst out into laughter. “Sorry, sorry! I just thought it’d be funny. And from the looks of it, it was so it was worth it.” You morphed back into yourself, feeling quite accomplished. As you guys were enjoying a nice day at the Three Broomsticks, a couple of girls who were a little too ostentatious walked up to your table.

 “May we help you?” Victoire asked in a subtle annoyed tone but the girls were too busy ogling at the guys to notice our presence.

 One of the girls looked at Taehyung and decided to speak up. “Hi, you’re really handsome and I was wondering if we could hang out sometime?” You scoffed and looked at Taehyung. He looked like such a suave heartthrob at that moment unlike his usual puppy appearance and you honestly, in the depths of your heart, became worried that he would actually adhere to such a request.

 “Thank you for such a compliment but I apologize, as I am already in a loving relationship.” The girl suddenly scoffed. “With who?” As soon as that was said, you realize your hand is being held by none other than Taehyung himself.

 “By her.”

 Everyone’s eyes widened, including your own. The girl rolled her eyes and walked away once she processed that she had been rejected. Taehyung suddenly became his usual puppy self, his cheeks and ears reddening as he quickly let go of your hand. “Sorry.” He apologized with a cute, embarrassed grin. After that, you both spent your time being teased by everyone else.


 After a nice day of hanging out, you were back on your way to Hogwarts when you all heard a blood-curdling scream. Your head snapped in the direction of the scream to see that there seemed to be some sort of brawl.

 “Death Eaters!” Hoseok practically yelled, feeling frightened. You pulled out your wand and headed towards the scene to try and help. Taehyung and the rest tried calling your name but it was no use, you had to help. Why were there death eaters? They hadn’t been around since the last wizarding war.

 When your parents had died.

i was gonna end it on part 2 but i dont have time so i will be continuing it soon! thanks for the positive feedback and let me know what you think of this chapter!

cactussimmercc  asked:

Katrina Caliente!

  • katrina caliente: what are some flirty mishaps you’ve had?

ummmm basically any time i’ve ever told a guy i’ve liked them they tell me ‘oh um’ and some lame excuse about why they dont like me back BUT
i one time accidentally texted ‘do you play the sex’ instead of the sax bc remember i went to a performing arts school and we hadnt been in band together before and i KNEW he played the sax i was just trying to be super lowkey n cool n it backfired. hard

On the DL (Mark)

anon-y asked: Hello there!! Can I have a Mark imagine where you are in a secret relationship, trying so hard to hide it but some how the members find out!! Thanks💕

author: admin taeeeeeee

genre: ???

word count: 1,381

a/n: I wish I was taeyongs girlfriend)-:

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People are always like: “Oh! Elves are so posh! They must be a very snooty race but very kind to all! And they are peacemakers and-”

You get the picture.

I’m just over here like “Okay this one’s a murderous hoe, and these guys are all racist, and OH! THEY WANNA START A WAR!”

Just remember, fantasy writers: the races you include don’t have to follow the Tolkien blueprint. Go ahead and make dwarves who live in trees. Make those elves a stupid race. Make the orcs the good guys.

Your imagination is your only limitation

Originally posted by jimmyfungus


Summary: Phil has a cheating boyfriend. Dan is a poet with a crush, facing an ultimatum.

Genre: University AU (poet!Dan)

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, swearing, many elements of angst, implied smut, vague implication of abuse (only two lines)

Word Count: 33.6k

Fic Playlist (ordered chronologically to follow the storyline as it progresses)

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Not all are evil. //Draco Malfoy x Hufflepuff! Reader.

Title: Not all are evil.

Request: Draco dating Hufflepuff reader.

Paring: Draco x Hufflepuff! Reader


“Draco, love, you can’t be up here.” I whispered as Draco snuck into my shared bedroom, “It’s late and you’re a Slytherin.” I giggled as he climbed into my bed, cuddling into my side, “I know, but I couldn’t sleep, nightmares again.” He muttered kissing my cheek. “Want to talk about them?” I asked, my voice lower than before scared someone would walk into the shared room. Everyone here was quite nice, but no one trusted Draco. Everybody thought I had no loyalty, which is complete and utter rubbish. The reason why Draco and I are together today is because I didn’t give up on him when many did. I rubbed my eyes with the back of my hand looking at him, “I’m tired, I’m going to sleep.” I said after my last question and the silence that followed that one, I didn’t want any more awkward silences.

When I had woken, up Draco was gone. Not a terrible surprise, he and I couldn’t get caught or else he’d lose house points, and probably get detention. “Was Draco in here last night?” a first year asked as we got ready. I looked at her as I tied the tie, “What do you mean?” I asked, trying to be as oblivious as possible, “Well, I heard his voice last night,” she shrugged getting her book bag. “Nightmares,” I looked at her as I put on the robe, “He had terrible nightmares last night.” I stated, making the facts clear. She nodded and walked out, I shortly followed her. I walked to the Great Hall, where I was going to meet Draco. I stood outside of it for a few minutes smiling at the people who walked in. Luna stopped to talk to me even, telling me about the things that are around us. When Draco came, she smiled at him and me, before skipping off. “You look beautiful,” he beamed showing me his smile; I blushed and thanked him, telling him how lovely he looked. He walked me to my table before scurrying off to his, which was on the other side of the room, bummer.

I had a couple classes with Draco, which was always a plus. He always sat by me and helped me with my potions work, since potions wasn’t my strong suit. I walked into class with my two best friends laughing from some lame joke one of them had said. I giggled as I walked to Draco, kissing his forehead. “Hey love,” he smiled, I smiled back sitting down in the seat beside him. “So, those nightmares,” I began as I grabbed my diary thing I kept to write Draco’s dreams in, and my notes for potions. I knew people were starring at us, obviously not use to the two most different houses, to be talking, let alone together.

“It started out with us just hanging out, then went on and on. In one part my mum and dad had left me, decided I wasn’t worth their time or effort, than you left me. Everything slowly started to just fall apart, disappear in front of me,” he explained as I wrote down the most important parts. “So, everyone just left you?” I questioned as I put down my quill, he nodded as Professor Snape walked into class, “We’re not going to leave you, love. It was only a dream.” I stated smiling at him, I kissed his cheek.

“Turn to page 394,” Professor Snape said, I turned around to face my book and started listening to Snape, glancing at Draco once in awhile..

A/N: I stayed up until 7am watching and reading harry potter stuff. I cried quite a lot, and I sobbed over a picture. Kind of insane id say. I have one more request to do and I need to try and finish like 5 imagines, but I woke up like an hour ago, oops. AND THANK YOU GUYS A TON FOR 200 FOLLOWS IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!

craig and those guys

you guessed it, more hcs

-ok so ive seen a lot of posts where craigs gang is mostly tweek, craig, and clyde but im here to tell you that jimmy, token, and occasionally kevin is part of the group too

-token throws the best parties ever! theyre not ridiculous and crazy but theyre still fun and relatively small and everyone has fun

-clyde and jimmy write jokes together!! craig always calls the jokes lame but he actually thinks some of them are pretty good

-token being the mom friend is so fake,, hes probably made clyde cry more than anyone else (not that its that hard to do)

-one time token had them all watch a madea movie, he couldnt stop laughing. everyone else was either sleeping or on their phones

-at one of their sleepovers, token and craig dared clyde to shave his legs and ever since he did the dare, clyde regularly shaves

-every halloween, jimmy clyde and craig always plan their costumes to match

-they have a movie night every friday and alternate whos house its at

-jimmy and token like comedies, clyde likes rom coms and action movies, craig likes sci-fi and often invites kevin over when they watch anything sci-fi, and tweek likes documentaries and musicals

-token and tweek are theater hoes.. craig and clyde try their hardest to get tickets to different plays

-token and tweek are in the drama club!! token does work behind the scenes and tweek loves to be on stage! jimmy also usually helps out the drama club with scripts and ideas! clyde, craig, and kevin are always there supporting their friends and the club!

-everyone makes sure to jimmy’s open mic night performances! they love seeing how happy he gets with he gets a good reaction from the crowd!

-token and jimmy are the band kids. they have band camp stories and everything. clyde and craig are also in band but not as into it as the other two are

-tweek always manages to get the drama club to work with the band so he can hang out with his friends more

-the boys all help tweek with his cramps in different ways! token probably has an older sister and always has ibuprofen ready, knowing just how bad cramps can get. craig keeps a heating pad at his house for when the cramps get too bad! he also makes sure the snuggle with his bf. clyde and jimmy usually gets tweek chocolates! they also just hang out with him to distract him from possible dysphoria 

-basically theyre a bunch of nerds who support each other and also love to do stupid stuff together

guera!! bratterrs!! glubs!! hope its ok to tag u guys!!