some kind of mushroom

Groundhog Day the Overanalysis

Because I can, please have some very overanalytical rambling about innocuous bits of lyrics from the Groundhog Day musical. Not claiming to be the only person to have figured any of this out, I just really like rambling about this okay

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Quality Streams with CQ

As narrated by @feth

WELCOME TO CHOPPED WITH CQ
HER INGREDIENTS ARE:
NOODLES
SKELETON BONES
DIRT
WATER
YES!

SHE GRABBED A CUTTING BOARD
WILL THIS SAVE HER TIME???
SHE’S POURING THE WATER AND PUTTING THE POT ON THE STOVE
MAN, THAT’S BOLD

BUT SHE’S LOSING TIME LOOKING UP RECIPES ON THE COMPUTER
TIME IS TICKING
TICK TOCK CQ, UR ABOUT TO BE CHOPPED

FIRST SHE PUTS THE WATER IN THE PAN
SHE IS GOING TO MAKE RAMEN FROM A PACKAGE
BUT HOW WILL SHE ADD FLAVOR???
OH NO

SHE FORGOT TO TURN ON THE STOVE
THIS WILL COST HER TIME…..
SHE ADDED SOME KIND OF WITCH POWDER TO THE WATER

NOW SHE’S GOING TO CHOP MUSHROOMS FO THE DAMNED
THESE ARE MUSHROOMS THAT ONLY GROM FROM THE TEARS OF HER READERS….

SHE’S NOT EVEN CHOPPING THEM. SHE’S ADDING THEM WHOLE
THIS IS A BOLD MOVE…..

SHE HAS GAINED SENTIENCE AND IS AWARE OF THE NARRATOR…..
SHE IS CHOPPING THE ONIONS, BUT THE QUESTION IS, DOES CQ CRY???
SHE PICKS UP THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF CHOPPED ONIONS AND THROWS THEM IN THE POT
THIS WILL ADD THE NECESSARY -FLAVOR- OF TEARS
TO HER PERFECT RAMEN

SHE IS NOW LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE FOR EXTRA ANGSTY INGREDIENTS
BUT SHE FINDS ONE ON THE COUNTER
IT LOOKS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER
OH. IT’S GARLIC…..
TO PREVENT THE VAMPIRES FROM ATTACKING

HER ASSISTANT ONION IS USELESS… AS USUAL
IT JUST SITS AROUND AND WATCHES….

NOW SHE IS DRAWING A FACE ON HER ASSISTANT, BUT NO RAINBOW DREADLOCKS. THIS IS DISAPPOINTING.
ONIONS HAVE FEELINGS, BUT THEY ALSO HAVE LAYERS.
SHE STIRS THE WATER. SHE STIRS….
IT CHURNS WITH THE TEARS OF HER READERS, BURBLING IN DISTRESS


And now we wait for the cooking monstrosity to be born.

Kinoko Kyousoukyoku: The evil sonata of the mushroom~
Sakamaki Subaru, Shuu & Kanato
Kinoko Kyousoukyoku: The evil sonata of the mushroom~

Here’s another Diabolik Lovers Drama CD. Since I found the translation, I decided to publish it immediately~

Thanks a lot kinokotottekoi for doing the translation and for that person who asked for it~

Enjoy~~~!

Kinokotottekoi: Last week and a few days ago I saw someone on the main tag asking for this translation and I thought why not? and did it today. After yesterday news about the new game I’m having such a good time you cannot imagine. I hope you enjoy it and as always let me know if you spot some mistakes. And if you feel like writing some comments in the tags please do it because I’m a creepy person and I’ll read them all muahah (。≖ิ‿≖ิ)ウシシ

[TRANSLATION]

*shuu, subaru and kanato are walking in the woods*

Kanato: why do I have to do something like this?

Subaru: shuddap, that’s my line…

Shuu: aah… was it that necessary climbing the mountain at night and coming all the way to the woods…? And for what? Mushroom gathering…?

Subaru: besides why am I with you two? I’m gonna get crazy… gathering mushrooms with these two weirdos… seriously, why me?

Kanato: what? Are you saying that you’re not happy to be with me?

Subaru: don’t you see how happy am I? You sure you’re okay?

Kanato: nnnggh… you’re pretty cheeky considering that you’re younger than me… I won’t shed a tear when you’ll end up suffering in Hell for being rude to me…

Subaru: hah? You’re trying to pick up a fight with me? I’m waiting, you pipsqueak.

Kanato: …pipsqueak? Did you hear him, Teddy? He’s going to become your new toy…

Shuu: yes, yes, now shut up. Why are you always fighting over crap like this? Isn’t it just tiresome? Honestly, your stamina is starting to concern me…

Kanato: don’t lump me together with someone like you. I am an aggressive vampire.

Shuu: …aggressive? You…? Shuu, seriously?

Shuu: …oh? So you’re here, too? Huh? What do we have to gather?Err… yeah, what was it?

Subaru: how is it that you forgot it!? We’re here to gather mushroom because of that asshole Reiji! Tch, this whole thing is getting more annoying by the second… let’s just gather them and go straight home. Tch, seriously… mushrooms… me…?

…huh? We lost the game so it can’t be helped? Aah… I thought I won…

Kanato: …mushrooms huh? When you eat them they feel all slimy so it’s not like you can eat them without anything else. They’re just hopelessly plain… I’d say they’re pretty like you, don’t you think? he’s probably referring to you but wtf

Shuu: I think the same. But seriously, why does Reiji want something like that? Huh? What do you say? Mushrooms are not so bad. They’re healthy and just right for the diet…?

Subaru: hah, diet? Haha you mean yours?

Kanato: why not? It could be that Reiji asked to gather them in order to do something about that fat of yours pffffff I’m crying

Shuu: yeah, it could be… you too!? But since we’re talking ‘bout Reiji it could also mean that he wants to create some kind of poison. Anyways, he wants some mushrooms with green and orange spots, some others with red and black stripes and some vivid yellow mushrooms.

Subaru: does it mean that they’re pretty good mushrooms? Maybe they have some special proprieties?

Kanato: like those matsutake mushrooms which humans eat a lot? Have you ever seen something like that? Huh? Never? Then they could be rare?

Shuu: I don’t know but you could be right. Anyways if we don’t bring them home it’ll be a pain so let’s get a move and gather them.

*the four of yours go haunting mushrooms*

Subaru: I see… special mushrooms… they could be those mushrooms that makes your body become bigger…(1) Subaru in Wonderland <3

Kanato: …matsutake… I don’t dislike matsutake… not at all…

Shuu: aah dull… I wanna sleep…

*you found them! → and to celebrate this special moment the pornosax.mp3 starts to play*

Shuu: we found them… the spotted ones, the striped ones and the yellow ones as well.

Kanato: I thought it’d be harder… we found a lot of them too…

Subaru:  …there’s no doubt… these are the mushrooms that… make your body grow bigger…(2) anyways at first I was like haha why does Subaru want to become bigger? Then I thought about his mother and made myself sad

Shuu: what?

Subaru: I-I didn’t say anything! A-anyways these are the mushrooms that Reiji wants right? They were pretty easy to find.

Shuu: yeah, that’s true. Anyways let’s just bring them home and—-

Subaru: hold on a second.

Kanato: what it is now?

Subaru: why don’t we… eat them?

Shuu: huh? Are you stupid? Do you want Reiji to kill us? He could really do it you know…

Subaru: no, listen. We gathered a lot of them. He won’t find it out if we eat some of them right? Besides the ones who found these mushrooms are us, so we can do whatever we want with them right?

Shuu: I get it but—-

Kanato: I think it’s a good idea. I’m in. Besides, I’m hungry.

Shuu: Kanato, not even you…

Subaru: see? You’re hungry too, right? Mh? Look, she says that she’s hungry too.

Shuu: hey, don’t join them! …but you know, it was Reiji who asked for these mushrooms, they could be poisonous or worse… hey you, you think I’m right don’t you? Yeah, yeah, I know. So it’s better that we don’t.

Subaru: hah, Shuu, you’re that scared?

Shuu: I didn’t say I’m scared…

Kanato: hey you, stop making strange faces and start cooking them. Now.

Shuu: wait, wait, you’re really going to eat them?

Kanato: Reiji asked us to gather them for him… I think it’s just obvious that there’s something special about these mushrooms. You! Don’t even try to complain, just cook them! How many times do I have to say that I’m hungry!?

Shuu: aah… I guess it can’t be helped… well, it’s not like I’m not curious, but… I have strange feeling about this… what a bother…

Subaru: so they’re finally ready… just how long did it took? You’re really damn slow, you know? Hah? What is it now? If you’re so dissatisfied don’t eat them? I never said I’m dissatisfied, have I?

Shuu: anyways it’s a pretty amazing color, don’t you think? The red, green and yellow hues merged together and created this odd color that I’ve never even seen…

Kanato: I saw something like this. When you step on some cabbageworms (3)

Shuu: I get it! I get it! Don’t add anything else! Ah, I feel sick… I can’t stand them

Subaru: hah, what a looser! They’re just insects!

Shuu: you can talk like that because you have no idea of what happened to me…! I was there, walking under the shadow of a tree because I wanted to take a nap. Suddenly a cabbageworm fell down on my shoulder… can you understand how I felt!? Its hair entwined with my cardigan and I wasn’t able to get it off me…! When in the end I did something about it and laid down to sleep, another worm fell on my face…! Can you understand how I felt!? Can you!?

Subaru: I-I… I didn’t mean to… err… sorry…

Shuu: if you get it it’s fine. Well, let’s eat some mushrooms then.

Kanato: if they taste bad it’s your fault. I hope you understand this. Huh? You won’t take responsibility for it…? You’ve at least tasted them, haven’t you?

Subaru: WHat!? You haven’t!? Are you stupid? You think we can eat something that you haven’t even tasted?!

Shuu: come on, eat them. Huh? You won’t? Oh, but you will. Come on, eat it!

*you swallow it*

Kanato: sigh… you’re really a troublesome human, you know?

Subaru: how do they taste? Huh? In spite of how they look they taste quite normal?

Kanato: I knew it…

Shuu: Kanato, what do you mean by that?

Kanato: nothing too important. Just the fact that now I’m sure that the reason why Reiji sent us to gather mushrooms was because he’s actually doing something that he doesn’t want us to know. He’s now probably creating something to kill us… and when he’s done, he will eat these mushrooms while watching our dead corpse. sure Kanato. Sure He’s this type of person. I’m sure he’s somewhere sneering at us and planning to make her his.

Shuu: hah? You really think that he sent us all the way here to do something like that…?

Subaru: yeah, Kanato’s right. He’s like this. Making us gathering these in order to set up a nice trap for us…

Shuu: aah… I don’t know…

Kanato: you’re defending him pretty nicely… too much brotherly love will make you end up badly.

Shuu: it’s not like that…

Subaru: anyways, what’s important is that we got it. This is the right chance to anticipate him—

*subaru eats some mushrooms*

Subaru: well… they’re not bad…

Kanato: don’t pretend to know something about food tastes… you have no clue about these things.

*kanato eats them too*

Kanato: they’re… not bad…

Shuu: well, personally I don’t think you’re right about seeing a trap here… *eats them* mmh… not bad… if you don’t think about its color you can eat them pretty easily…

Subaru: seconds aww

Kanato: wha—

Shuu: hey, don’t eat them all!

Subaru: shuddap! First-comes first-served! When there’s only one plate the rule is this one.

Kanato: I don’t know that rule. (4)

Shuu: ah, that rule is bothersome. Just divide that portion and give some to me

Subaru: hey… what’s wrong? Why are you shaking? Huh? You’re not…? Aah… the ground… is swinging… what the…? Shit what’s this?

Kanato: w-what’s going on? An earthquake…? Or maybe it is… a vulcanian eruption…?

Shuu: …mmh? Now that you tell me… my hands and legs are getting… kinda numb…? But you… you’re fine, right? Huh? You’re totally fine? What do you—-

Kanato: could it be that… even this is…

Subaru: a trap!? Reiji’s trap?!

Kanato: pffff—- hahahAHAHAHAHAH wait a minute— hahah did you put—- some kind of drug on… that pot…? hahahHAHAH

Subaru: K-Kanato got crazy… nngh…. waaaAAAAAAAH—-! *he’s crying btw*

Shuu: w-what the hell are you two—-? Oh damn…! Me too…! I’m…!! uuuuuaaaAAAAHHHH…!! Some strange strength inside me… IS COMING OOOOUT!!

Kanato: haha but you hahah don’t just look at us hahahahah do something about this…! Don’t you hahah like me? haha I like you… so much hahahah

Subaru: gaaaah you son of a bitch…! How can you say… something like that so… nonchalantly…!? Uuwaaaahhh if you say it then… she’s… she’s… she’s mineeeeeh! If you’re not by my side… I can’t go on…!! uuwaAAAAHHH shhh I feel like crying too

Shuu: waahahahah what the hell are you two talking about?! I’ll do everything to make you miNEEEEEUEUEUEUEUH I’m so sorry

Kanato: hahahahah stop…!! Haha I can’t… anymore…!! Don’t touch me…! hahahah

Shuu: I-I can’t believe that… this whole thing is… Reiji’s plan… uuuWAAAAH….!!

Subaru: …this must mean… that… this mushrooms don’t… work unless… a vampire… EAAATS THEEEEEEEM….!!

Shuu: damn it…! I even ate… a lot of them…!! He knew that… we’d eat them… and so… he asked us to gather them… damn it… whAT A BOTHEEEEEEER….!!

Subaru: uwaaaahahahhhh I can’t anymore… DO SOMETHING!!

Shuu: …yeah… just… do somethiiiiiIIIIIIING….!!

Kanato: …what did you say…? Haha… huh? Reap what you sow(5)? Y-you…! I’ll make sure… to punish you… when the effect disappears….!! Hahahah 

notes:

(½) err… At first I was thinking about translating “dekai“ as "strong” but honestly it’s more commonly used as “huge” and “big”. Besides he says「ひょっとして食うと体がでかくなったりする... ...あれか。」so basically “they could be those mushrooms that makes your body become bigger when you eat them…”. So yeah, like… Alice in Wonderland’s mushrooms Σ(●゚д゚●)

(3) 青虫(あおむし)aomushi, the caterpillar of the cabbage white butterfly. Poor guys, they’re so cute…

(4) or “I don’t care”. Whatever.

(5) 自業自得(じごうじとく)jigou jitoku

Link: http://kinokotottekoi.tumblr.com/post/88388101663/diabolik-lovers-haunted-dark-bridal-tokuten-drama

Desert Sand

Wolf Link POV

The boy had to legitimately dress up in women’s clothing to sneak his way into Gerudo Town. Admittedly, he pulled it off rather well, but the situation amused me nonetheless.

I went back to the twilight to wait out his exploration of the arid town, eager to explore the area with him. It was elating to be part of someone else’s adventure again.

Once he was out of the town and called me back, he decided we were going to explore the desert a bit, since he’d found the tower on the way there and wanted to discover places on his map that looked suspicious.

We found an oasis south of the town, and circling it beneath the sands was a mighty monster of some kind. Neither me or the boy could see what it looked like. He climbed atop the land jutting out of the sand where it was safe, and I swiftly warped to him. He told me to stay, and then went back down there to confront the beast. I was utterly terrified for him. I’d seen him eat a mushroom skewer of some kind before descending into the sand, and I was guessing it was one that boosted his defense, but I knew not how much he was capable of surviving.

I witnessed the beast making its way towards him at an alarming speed, and he quickly climbed atop a rock just in time for both of us to see the creature soar into the air, its full mass visible and even more frightening. When it landed back into the sand it didn’t submerge itself and the boy took the chance to fire a bomb arrow at it.

Bomb arrows and other weapons when the creature was immobilized eventually lead to the creature’s demise, to my relief. I warped back down to him, looking up at him with both respect and confusion. It seemed like such an unnecessary battle. From how the creature was behaving before Link caught its attention, it seemed to prefer to stay in this area. We likely could’ve left it alone.

The boy spoke, as if he could read my mind. “Molduga guts. A woman in town said her husband was sick and needed these to heal. No one else was willing to kill this thing to get them.” He held up the green organ for me to see. He gave a sad smile. “I hope her husband will get better when I give her these.”

I was lucky to have this boy as my companion, I thought to myself.

After he collected all the fins and guts, as well as looted the chests that I could only assume had been in the Molduga’s stomach, we moved on. Further south we travelled. Further and further until, to my shock and surprise, we saw another Molduga circling in the sands. The boy sighed, pulling out his bow and instructing me to take cover on some ruined piece of a structure jutting from beneath the sand.

His battle against this Molduga was more difficult, as he’d used most of his bomb arrows on the first one, and had to settle on different kinds. He was as careful as he could possibly be. He did, eventually, defeat the creature, amassing more monster parts.

He whistled for me, and I jogged over to his side, proud of him even more.

He pulled out his Shekiah Slate, and announced, “The map says this place is called ‘Arbiter’s Grounds.’”

And instantly my whole world came crashing down.

I looked around frantically, shocked and disbelieving at what I was seeing. The place was buried in sand, barely the slightest hint of anything recognizable about the place. My eyes fell upon the tallest structure. I’d seen that thing before, it was the top of the statue of the woman that was being constricted by a snake.

My eyes were watering. It’d been so long since that day…long enough for the desert to overtake this place entirely. I ran over to the top of the statue, tears falling into the sand now, frantically digging at the base. I knew it wouldn’t do any good, but I was too engulfed by grief to stop myself.

Even if the mirror had shattered into pieces so small I wouldn’t ever find them, the fact that the last place I’d seen her was as good as gone for good was too much to bear.

The boy regarded me with worry, and he said something, but my own sorrows drowned out his words entirely.

I stayed there for long enough for the boy to warp away, likely hoping I’d join him when I was ready. I didn’t care for his reasons. I just wanted to weep over what – and who – I’d lost for a bit longer. I could at least respect him for giving me space to grieve.

Flavours of the Multiverse II : Gild-Leaf Salad

This week we are imagining ourselfs as Leilwynn the Lorwyn elf! Leilwynn just got the order to prepare the main course of a banquet in the Gild-Leaf Palace.

Wilt-Leaf Liege art by Jason Chan

First you need to venture deep into the forest to grab some kinds of mushrooms, but be aware not to disturb the treefolk or they become angry!

Bosk Banneret art by Ralph Horsley

If you avoided the treefolk start gathering wild herbs on the plains near the kithkin parishes, but remember thos ugly halflings could blind you if you look to long at them, elves are the most beatiful denizens of the world after all!

Springjack Knight art by Steven Belledin

And if you are already near a Kithkin settlement you should claim some cherry tomatoes, carrots, and cucumbers for your recipe.

The last ingredient is also quite easy just sneak into the Gilt-Leaf Palaces pantry and steal some elfish bread! Wait? There are guards everywhere!

Gilt-Leaf Palace art by Christopher Moeller

Flourishing Defences art by Dan Scott

The Recipe

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Achievement hunter king au headcannon(?) thing ahead.

Imagine jeremy just sort of popping up one day.
Like geoff’s way over worked and goes exploring and scouting new unclaimed territories to get away from everything for awhile, leaving someone in his court in charge or something.
And OF COURSE gavin around the same time gets the same idea because geoff’s temporary leave totally has nothing to do with it and he’s totally NOT following him at ALL!
anyway there’s a storm or something and gavin’s ship gets lost and he just stumbles upon those far off islands, covered in GIANT Mushrooms!
And of COURSE he needs to separate from his travel buddies to climb one of those because who Wouldn’t?
But because he’s gavin he gets stuck in some kind of animal trap via fall from mushroom
and is found a few hours later by jeremy who is the chief (king?) of an established tribe/village/kingdom thing there
and Jeremy’s just taking no shit today and says something along the lines of:
“hey, hi, yeah big fan of your kingdoms you really got your shit together and all, but can you fuck off now?”
And of course gavin doesn’t and decidedly annoys the shit out of jeremy till geoff or someone come to pick his sorry arse up.

and yeah i’ve been thinking of jeremy in this au as a mushroom island chief king ruler guy a lot. Since it correlates well with his minecraft skin being the castaway stranded island guy. Idk. I just found it interesting.

Real Question

Is Mellow Mushroom some kind of cult? 

Because people fucking love it, and while I thought it was…fine? I don’t get all the raves.

anonymous asked:

Modern School AU: Zeke being a horrible role model to Eren

Dina got custody of Zeke after the divorce and dropped out of high school. He forms a terrible funk band called Monkey Trouble and keeps trying to get Eren to learn how to play bass. 

Also

“Hey, dad, Zeke keeps trying to get me to try this weird drugs. He says the media is lying about it and that it’s all natural and healthy.”

“Look, as a doctor, I understand that the dangers of Marijuana are overblown greatly, but I don’t want you to be doing it before-”

“Actually he was trying to give me some kind of mushroom”

“ZEKE”

Songs Sung By Women for Your Sign
  • Aries: “I Hate Myself for Loving You” by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - “Can’t break free from the things you do, I wanna walk but I run back to you, that’s why I hate myself for loving you.” / “You just don’t know what you were missin’ last night, I wanna see you begging, say forget it just for spite.”
  • Taurus: “Back on the Chain Gang” by the Pretenders - “That powers that be that force us to live like we do bring me to my knees when I see what they’ve done to you.” / “I found a picture of you, those were the happiest days of my life..”
  • Gemini: “Me and Bobby McGee” by Janis Joplin - “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose, nothing don’t mean nothing, honey, if it ain’t free.” / “But I’ll trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday.”
  • Cancer: “Violet” by Hole - “And the sky was all violet, I wanna give the violet more violence, hey I’m the one with no soul, one above and one below.” / “I told you from the start just how this would end, when I get what I want, then I never want it again.”
  • Leo: “Cherry Bomb” by the Runaways - “Down the street I’m the girl next door, I’m the fox you’ve been waiting for.” / “Hello Daddy, Hello Mom, I’m your cherry bomb, hello world I’m your wild girl, I’m your cherry bomb.”
  • Virgo: “Spiderwebs” by No Doubt - “You’re intruding on what’s mine and you’re taking up my time, don’t have the courage inside me to tell you please leave me be.” / “Now it’s gone too deep, you wake me in my sleep, my dreams have become nightmares because you’re ringing in my ears.”
  • Libra: “Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac - “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies, oh no, no you can’t disguise.” / “Close your, close your, close your eyes, no more broken hearts, we’re better off apart, let’s give it a try.”
  • Scorpio: “Crazy on You” by Heart - “My love is the evening breeze touching your skin, the gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind.” / “Wild man’s world in crying in pain, what you gonna do when everybody’s insane, so afraid of fortune, so afraid of you, what you gonna do?”
  • Sagittarius: “Kiss Me Deadly” by Lita Ford - “I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn’t get laid, I got in a fight, uh huh, it ain’t no big thing.” / “I know what you like, I know you like dancing with me, kiss me once, kiss me twice, c’mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly.
  • Capricorn: “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler - “Every now and then I get little bit nervous that the best of all my years have gone by.” / “Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart, there’s nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.”
  • Aquarius: “Zombie” by the Cranberries - “But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family, in your head, in your head, they are fighting with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns.” / “What’s in your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie?”
  • Pisces: “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane - “And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you’re going to fall, tell ‘em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.” / “And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving slow.”
Oh my god

Okay, so someone on the mushroom forum recently posted that their cat keeps bringing some kind of weird mushroom up to the house and leaving them on the door step. The cat doesn’t eat them. Just brings them to the door and leaves them like an offering. You know, how like a normal cat would do with a bird or squirrel. 

The cat’s owner joined the forum just to know what kind of mushroom-present it was that her beloved Kiki kept bestowing upon her. 

They were Psilocybe cyanescens.

Really potent “magic” mushrooms. 

This cat was bringing its human psychedelic shrooms for months on end and the owner had no idea. 

intuitive-rose

What crystal is calling to you these days?

@oracleandmagickwithlily I think that is so incredibly sweet that your mom gifted you one. 😭

She has a hatred of witchcraft and eyes my Wicca with “why can’t you just become Christian so your step-dad will stop ranting at me?” but ages ago she went with her friend to some farmer’s market of some kind, her friend loves to take photos of mushrooms and she drove her around to go find some. She came home with the heart-shaped rose and the polished rose with “love” carved into it with gold lettering. I had no understanding back then on what the crystals meant, She got it for me due to the color since i’ve always been obsessed with pink. But i think it added more seeds in the garden of “Lily is totally gonna be a witch, she just has to remember first”

Diabolik Lovers Haunted Dark Bridal tokuten drama CD
キノコ凶奏曲

Kinoko Kyousoukyoku: The evil sonata of the mushroom

Last week and a few days ago I saw someone on the main tag asking for this translation and I thought why not? and did it today. After yesterday news about the new game I’m having such a good time you cannot imagine. I hope you enjoy it and as always let me know if you spot some mistakes. And if you feel like writing some comments in the tags please do it because I’m a creepy person and I’ll read them all muahah (。≖ิ‿≖ิ)ウシシ

[TRANSLATION]

*shuu, subaru and kanato are walking in the woods*

Kanato: why do I have to do something like this?

Subaru: shuddap, that’s my line…

Shuu: aah… was it that necessary climbing the mountain at night and coming all the way to the woods…? And for what? Mushroom gathering…?

Subaru: besides why am I with you two? I’m gonna get crazy… gathering mushrooms with these two weirdos… seriously, why me?

Kanato: what? Are you saying that you’re not happy to be with me?

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N: N would text you to make sure that you got into your house safely and that your doors and windows are all locked. He’d then cleverly ask you if you were willing to talk before you go to bed because apparently he can’t get enough of your voice. Depending on how long the phone call lasts and what was discussed, he might subtly tell you how much he likes you. “Tonight was great, really great. You’re such a great person.”

Leo: Leo will ask if you got home safely. This will show that he cares about your safety as well as help him further the texting conversation once you reply. He’d then probably follow up with a ‘did you have fun?’ or 'thanks for a great night’. He’d most likely end it there and wait until the next time he sees you in person before telling you how he really feels. You can’t really gauge reactions through a text message. “Let’s do it again sometime.”

Ken: Like those other two, Ken would also ask if you got home safely before furthering the conversation if he feels you are interested in texting. He’d most likely bring up something really interesting that happened on the date so the two of you could bond over that memory. Later on, he might slip the fact that he likes you. “It was so funny when the woman slapped her husband in the theater because he was snoring! You have a nice laugh by the way. I would like to hear more of it.”

Ravi: If the date went real smooth, Ravi would express his interest in seeing you again. If you agree, he’d suggest a time and a location, but he also wouldn’t mind if you wanted to go someplace else. As long as he gets to see you again. “There’s an Italian restaurant I always pass by everyday. So, next weekend at three? We can share the spaghetti.”

HongBin: HongBin would ask you if you made it home safe and then end it with a 'good night and I’ll talk to you tomorrow’. Although he really likes you, he’d end up ending the conversation there because he wouldn’t want to seem to forward. Better yet, what if you don’t like him that way? Or maybe you don’t like him at all?! He can’t tell! “Tonight was fun. Goodnight. I’ll talk to you tomorrow, maybe. *oh, snap. Why’d I text maybe?! She’ll think I’m not interested!*…*I’ll talk to you tomorrow, deinily. *ARGH! A TYPO!* …*definitely. *Proceeds to press send multiple times because it won’t send until you get 20 texts of the same word.”

Hyuk: Hyuk would call you. He’d take that brave step and call you because texting would be too mediocre for him. He’d give you some spiel about how there was no texting in the old days so why start now. He’d then start talking to you about random stuff, until he catches you off guard with his confession. Luckily for him, you have to give some kind of answer because you’re on the phone together. “Y’know mushrooms are a fungus and you can get fungi between your toes. So, I like you and I thought you should know that, because there’s ointment for fungal infections.”

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anonymous asked:

Hey! I'm moving to a new city soon. Any recommendations for spells or things to bake in my new kitchen to settle into my new place?

:D!

Three things I associate with home are fresh baked bread, a good roasted chicken dinner, and soup.  I think of these as breaking in the new kitchen and filling it with “homey” smells that bring a sense of comfort and togetherness.  

You don’t have to make what I’m describing below.  I think it’s important to make something that fills you with the feelings described above.  Even if that means just grabbing a tub of pre-made cookie dough and popping it in the oven.  As you’re making said thing, you can “meditate” on your vision of what you want your home to be and feel.  Trying to “will” those things into being as they bake.

I’ll put this under a readmore because it’s kinda long since I really really love talking about cooking.

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