some dudebros

Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” because I just remembered the phrase “Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” and now I’m laughing

i know that some gross male dudebro is going to mansplain star trek to me at some point in my life, and at that moment i will cut him off with a theatrical “oh, the sound of male ego. you travel halfway across the galaxy, and it’s still the same song.”

this is an excellent response for 3 reasons.

1. The quote is actually from star trek, so if he doesn’t get the reference, it means it’s likely that I know more about the show than he does.

2. If he does get the reference, he’ll have to eat his fucking words

3. if he doesn’t get the reference, he will assume you have been halfway across the galaxy and are therefore an alien. and of course it is always good to have at least one person convinced you are an alien.

that concludes this text post. have a nice day

Some Dudebro™️: “Ugh, the ol’ ball and chain keeps nagging me to spend more time with her. Life really does end at marriage, amiright? 

Torbjorn, packing the picnic lunch for the 30th anniversary date with his wife he’s been looking forward to all month: “Can’t relate.”

listen, i know this is tumblr and i’m not supposed to be positive or excited or happy about anything ever (least of all something to do with supernatural) but FUCK IT. I AM SO FIERCRLY EXCITED AND HAPPY ABOUT THIS WAYWARD AF NEWS!

wayward sisters/daughters, an all women spin off of spn, is happening because the fandom, kim rhodes, and briana buckmaster willed it into existence.

those “casual female viewers” and the women who “don’t sell at cons” did this. they tulpa’d this thing! that is AMAZING. yes, i am sure there will be problems because it’s still the cw but this is still a Good Thing.

kim and briana have fought for this fandom and this show. i can’t wait to watch wayward sisters so i can fight for them. :))))

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spider-man…(spider-girl? spider-woman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

Okay, but imagine the first time Steve and Bucky hear the term “feminazi.” Some dudebro at a convention or public event the team is forced to go to calls a woman a feminazi, and Steve and Bucky just lose it and start yelling at the guy because they’ve lost friends to actual Nazis, and a woman standing up for her rights as a human being is not comparable to slaughtering millions of people.

voltron characters as things i’ve done at frat parties
  • lance: almost got kicked out because i yelled "i will murder whoever keeps throwing beer on us" and got in a fight with said person, who was a senior in the frat and at least twice my size.
  • pidge: accidentally lost my friends on the dance floor, couldn't find them because i was too short to see above everyone else's heads, gave up, and went upstairs to lay on the floor and play with the house dog for an hour.
  • hunk: went looking for the bathroom, found the kitchen instead. made garlic bread in the frat kitchen and ran away.
  • keith: lost my best friend at the bar downstairs. cried for 10 minutes. went up to the dj with the intention of making a lost child announcement but got sidetracked and instead asked them to play ignition - remix by r. kelly.
  • shiro: ran away from my friends when they tried to take me home and disappeared for two hours. when found halfway across campus at another frat, i insisted that i had seen beyonce. eventually conceded that it was unrealistic for me to have seen beyonce but still insisted that i saw solange.
  • allura: convinced myself and everyone at the party i knew how to communicate with squirrels because i saw one in the backyard and made prolonged eye contact with it before it ran away.
  • coran: said "i don't know who that is" when some dudebros asked me "where's the weed" because i couldn't hear them properly and i thought they were just being weird and asking me where their friend therese was.
  • lotor: spent 10 minutes in the bathroom just checking to see if my hair looked good with a middle part while twenty drunk girls yelled threats at me from outside because they were all waiting to pee.
  • zarkon: won one game of beer pong and then shoved everyone on the dance floor out of the way, screaming "i am the supreme" and "you are all weak."
Little Joss Wheadon's Batgirl Things to loom forward to!!!

-dick having more lines than Barbara
-Uncomfortable forced heterosexual DickBabs or Worse, BruBabs
-Uncomfortable forced heterosexual love triangle
-Barbara Dabbing
-James Jr becoming suffering from Kylo Ren syndrome
-Dinah Lance who?
-first 5 minutes of movie is Montage of Barbara partying with some nameless dudebro in a tank top with Halsey’s “New Americana”
-liberalism
-Jim gordon dying inside on screen
-borderline incestual moments
-more liberalism
-all white cast but one black dude in the background for .6 seconds so it’s not racist
-“how do you do fellow kids?”
-the words “hella”, “lit” and “finna” all being said at least ONCE in the film
-Cassandra Cain and Stephanie brown never even mentioned
-me really wanting to die

DON'T PEEK IN THE LADIES ROOM

Some dudebro was looking for someone and instead of asking me, the hostess standing right in front of the bathroom, he pokes his head inside.

SIR! WHAT THE FUCK!

anonymous asked:

any gay movies you'd recommend?

yes!!!! okay

1. but I’m a cheerleader - classic, a comedy about a girl who goes to a weird ass conversion camp and falls in love there
2. the way he looks - based off of a short film that gained a lot of popularity it’s about a blind kid who falls in love with his classmate. beautiful cinematography
3. the incredibly true adventure of two girls in love - a movie about two girls in high school who fall in love. like that’s it. I love the ending scene so much
4. 4th man out - basically a bro comedy where a dude comes out as a gay to his fellow bros and they decide to try and set him up on dates bro style. honestly so f*cking funny and refreshing almost like please we need more gay bro comedies
5. cloudburst - a sweet movie about two elderly lesbians who break out of a nursing home to get married. I’m just gonna warn u one of them died near the end but I still love this movie so much
6. pariah - the story of a young black butch lesbian who is trying to come to terms with her identity and her family. very moving, again wonderful cinematography
7. DEBS - ok I’ll admit I haven’t seen this movie but everyone I know recommends it bc apparently it’s hilarious so
8. life partners - a movie about a straight girl and lesbian who are best friends. leighton meester is the lesbian. it’s also fucking hilarious and altogether one of the few lesbian movies I can say I enjoyed that centered around female friendship of all things
9. the girl king - gay historical drama about the girl king of Sweden. it’s such a pretty movie
10. jennifer’s body - y'all remember this one but it’s literally about a closeted gay girl who gets fucked over by some demon summoning dudebros so she kills them

12x11 Episode Review - What a Ride That Was!

Having just completed my second watch of this episode I have to say I am slightly stunned. I guess the best way to put it is ‘not what I expected’. But then what did I really expect? I was expecting pain, heartbreak, drama, interspersed with some humour and a big “no homo” scene to counteract last episode. I was expecting some dudebro Dean to appease certain types of viewer, along with a nice helping of deep subtext into Dean analysis for us to eat up that would go straight over that type of viewers head. I was certainly not expecting… Larry.

I haven’t looked at tumblr yet, except to glance at my askbox. I assume that you are all suitably going mad over Larry. Over the implications of Larry. Over the sheer insanity of the episodes biggest innuendo fuelled moments and probably laughing about it. I expect a hundred gifsets. I want to reblog those gifsets. I am also sure that Larry has already been meta’d to death… But what’s the harm in a little more meta to add to the massive pile gonna do? Because I wanna meta the FUCK out of Larry.

But there is a lot more to this episode than just Larry. We did get heartbreak. We did get drama and we did get some really nice character moments. Rowena particularly was amazing this episode (who am I kidding though she is always amazing) and I loved learning more about her thoughts. Overall I think it was entertaining, though not one of the best episodes, but that could be because the writing was a bit sloppy and sometimes the story didn’t make sense. I’ll get to why in a bit. Let’s just say that Meredith Glynn isn’t my favourite of the new writers by any means. I didn’t even review The One You’ve Been Waiting For because I didn’t feel particularly inspired by it at all.

But having said that she gave us Larry, and for that I will forever be thankful… even if she didn’t intend for us to take it the way I have (and I am guessing most of you reading this have too).

Anyway, main points to take away under the cut:

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