In the future...
  • Son:Mom, I want to know why you named me like this.
  • Me:Well, you will see...it´s a long story.
  • Son:C´mon, tell me. I have time.
  • Me:Well, you asked for it -takes out the biggest book ever- It all started one day of 2012, whe-
  • Son:da fuck?
  • Me:Shut up, Kris, I´m talking