some bizzare

Something I love about being a Homestuck is. Non Homestucks always get annoyed at us for making eeeeverything about it like NOT EVERYTHING IS HOMESTUCK GUYS but like. Once you’ve read it. Your brain’s wired that way for life. You have the Homestuck Glasses on and. Im sorry but it is. Literally everything is Homestuck you guys.


“But just then, for that fraction of time, it seems as though all things are possible. You can look across the limitations of your own life, and see that they are really nothing. In that moment when time stops, it is as though you know you could undertake any venture, complete it and come back to yourself, to find the world unchanged, and everything just as you left it a moment before. And it’s as though knowing that everything is possible, suddenly nothing is necessary.” 

There are times I wonder why KnB doesn’t have an English dub, despite being very popular back in the day.

Then I remember Izuki’s puns and I don’t envy in the slightlest the poor studio which decides to dub it.


Some doodles of Joanna ft. her stand Wondaland 「 ワンダーランド 」 

Monsta X Reaction To Their Girlfriend Being Dirty Minded


*He was changing and you walked in the room.*
Y/N: “What a great time to give you back your boxers”
“Woah there, WHY did you have my boxers…?”
Y/N: “Girl stuff”
*But you escape and he just stares at the closing door, half-naked, highly disturbed*


*He’s dancing around happily to some good songs with Minhyuk and you watch him*
Y/N: “Can you change your sweatpants to some normal trousers that’ll actually hold you together? Something just keeps dangling and it’s distracting.”
Minhyuk: “OH MY GOD”



Y/N: “Those trousers make you look big.”
“Oh… Really?”
Y/N: “Yeah, leather always made your bulge look like you hide a monster there”
“W… Why did you have to say that…”


Y/N: “Hey, Wonnie~ You like sleeping?”
“Are you asking me now? Obviously yes”
Y/N: “Then we should do it together!”
“… You know you…?”
Y/N: “I do”
Y/N: “You want to?”
“Well… Kinda”
Y/N: “Hehehehe~ You dirteeh”
“Hey! You started!”


*Looks at your internet history out of curiosity and finds all the smut you’ve read, 90% of them being about him*
“But… I’m beside her most of the time, why would she… This perv…”


*You ask him for help counting the amount of tulips in a park for some bizzare reason*
“66, 67, 68, 69…”
*You giggle*
Y/N: “You said 69…”
*Tries not to laugh himself*
“Oh God can we just continue on?”

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anonymous asked:

Last night I was so exited for the new TPoH page that pretty much all of my dreams involved situations my mind apparently thought would occur in the TPoH universe. They were easily some of the most bizzare dreams I've ever had.

sweet dreams are made of this

Au where machi and paku want to have a baby together but they also want one of the troupe men to be the ‘father’ so they spend a week picking out the most desirable features from each until they have their man

anonymous asked:

My mom CONSTANTLY complains and moans and yells and bitches over everything. And I am somehow always to blame for some bizzare reason even though what she is complaining about has no connection to me whatsoever. I am trying SO hard to be positive but it's so hard when there's a dark cloud looming over you constantly. I always end up having a nervous breakdown and crying my eyes out. I can't take the negativity anymore. I feel like my head is going to explode. Please help.

I’m going to be really blunt here - but if you can hear what I’m saying and not get defensive, your life will change.

You are currently using your mothers behavior as a reason to keep from making your joy and how you feel your priority. Some people use their jobs, their spouses, their siblings or any number of things as their excuse to not feel good.

In Law of Attraction - you get what you’re focusing on. Right now you’re focused on your mother being an ass and how bad she makes you feel so the Universe is delivering more of that to you.

REMEMBER - the Universe doesn’t care if you like something or hate something. If you’re focused on it and thinking about it - it’s like screaming to the Universe - PLEASE SEND ME MORE OF THIS THING I’M CONSTANTLY FOCUSED ON AND THINKING ABOUT!

How you feel is NOT conditional on anyone else. It’s ONLY conditional on what you think about, what you’re focused on and how you feel. YOU is the key word here.

If you wait until your Mom stops being an ass so that you can feel good, you may NEVER get the chance to feel good. That’s why it’s so important to realize that your happiness is in your control REGARDLESS of anyone or anything else.

It is a proven fact that opposite energies cannot occupy the same space. So if you’re in a great mood and your mom is in a crappy mood, one of three things will happen.

  1. Your mood will lower
  2. Your Mom’s mood will raise
  3. One of you will leave the room

Try it and see for yourself. If you lower your mood, then you and she are a vibrational match - but if you can maintain a high energy, her energy will either raise, or leave. Either way it’s a win/win.

Right now you’re a vibrational match to your Mother being an ass. If you weren’t a match to it - you wouldn’t be experiencing it. When you stop being a match to it - it will stop happening. 

Your mother, or anyone else, is not accountable for how you feel, you are.

My mother wrote the book on being a jack-ass, so I understand what you’re saying. I also understand that for too many years I allowed her to affect me I allowed her words to get to me.

Once you understand that you are the one in control, not her - then your life will change almost immediately.

Starting now - when you think of your Mom, think of her having fun. Remember the last time you saw her laughing. Think of her doing something she loves to do.

Refuse to replay any mean words she says or mean actions she does. REMEMBER - WHAT YOU’RE FOCUSED ON WILL REPEAT.

So stop dreading going home. Stop being irritated. Stop thinking she’s always going to be like this. Stop allowing others to dictate how you feel.

Take your control back. Refuse to think anything that makes you feel crappy. Don’t tell crappy stories, don’t recall crappy memories, decide how you want to feel and make that your number one priority.

I promise you - it will change your life!

Attraction without desire sounds bizzare to some people
  • person: How can you be attracted to fictional charters, you can't do anything with them?
  • me: I never said I want to do anything with them! It's only aesthetic attraction anyway.
  • person: Well at least being attracted to celebrities, there's a chance something will happen.
  • me: But I don't want anything to happen! I think they're attractive, but i don't want to actually do anything.
  • person: I'm attracted to real people, because I might actually be able to do something.
  • me: Well I can comment on real people being attractive, but I still don't want to DO anything!
  • person: If you don't want to do something, it's not really attraction than
  • me: ..
  • person: ...
  • me: Well i guess I don't feel actual "attraction" than, happy now?