Everything I found wrong with the Sea of Monsters Movie
Feel free to add anything I may have missed
- WHERE ARE THE DAM CAMP TSHIRTS
-Grover sitting at Percy’s table, and annabeth, why tf aren’t they organized by cabin
-Tyson was not brought over by Poseidon. He was at Percy’s school WHERE WAS THAT
- Tyson’s Claiming happened at camp
-Colchis Bulls were attacking when they arrived, from PERCYS SCHOOL
-Chris Rodriguez…. Already a spy
-Grover is supposed to be gone with Polyphemus why is he even there
-Tyson is supposed to kill the Colchis bull
-There are supposed to be 2+ Colchis Bulls
Luke isn’t supposed to be there talking to percy at camp, he’s already on the Princess Andromeda
-Apparating!?!? Like how does Luke get there, the magic ass taxi that was supposed to pick up Percy, Annabeth and Tyson from PERCYS SCHOOL
-Why is Chiron dressed all formal?
-Annabeth isn’t supposed to be in love with percy.
-Apollo kids are supposed to try to heal the tree as well as satyrs not some potion made by Chiron
-Annabeth isn’t supposed to have electronics… Monsters killing you, is that the camp iPAD? No wonder this fuckin camp gets attacked they have dam electronics here
-Big house ain’t BLUE
-Percy isn’t supposed to go up in the attic, that was supposed to happen in the first movie
-Clarisse is supposed to get the quest in the sea of monsters
-THAT IS THE LAST OLYMPIAN PROPHECY. SCREW YOUR LAZY ASSES WRITERS
-where is tantalus…?!
-No, Satyrs are not attracted to the smell of the fleece, they are attracted to the nature power because they are looking for pan.
-Why do they talk about claiming now when it wasn’t mentioned in the first movie? Percy wasn’t even claimed in the first movie, Chiron BROUGHT Percy to the “Poseidon cabin” and I guess “oh hey let me pick up a trident, well, I guess Poseidon’s me dad since there’s no other logical reason there would be a trident anywhere. this is total bull
-Percy meets Hermes and he gives them the multivitamins and other stuff, BEFORE he leaves camp
Portable mist?!? NO ITS NOT DAM FEBREEZE
-‘Chariot of damnation’ is supposed to taken them from the college prep school from the Laistrygonians to camp
-speaking of Chariots, where was the Chariot race with Percy and Annabeth and the Stymphalian Birds?
-Hippocampi are supposed to take them to the princess andromeda which takes them to FLORIDA
-Tyson isn’t supposed to be that smart, or short. Or fit. sorry pal
-Not supposed to be in DC until TTC
-Hundred handed ones? Serving COFFEE? Briares is the only one left and he is in Alcatraz!
-Grover isn’t supposed to be captured by Luke.
-Hermes isn’t supposed to be at a mail thing
YOU DONT EVEN ELABORATE ON MAY CASTELLAN WTF YOU JUST SAY "oh yeah just Luke’s mom”
-Magic tape? no buddy
-Tyson doesn’t have hydrokinesis like percy
-Percy isn’t supposed to know the PRINCESS andromeda is Luke’s ship until he gets caught
-cruise ship not yacht
-Rainbow the hippocampus
-Ethan nakamura; 4th book, not at camp.?!?! DONT JUST THROW IN HIS NAME YOU DICKWADS YOU ARE DISGRACING HIS NAME AND HIS LEGACY
-Manticore: 3rd book, dr thorn
-Tyson isn’t that bold
-Chris Rodrigues is supposed to be in the labyrinth and crazy
-Luke doesn’t need the fleece to raise Kronos he needs people on his side of the war
-Luke doesn’t go to Tartarus…honey you dead if you go there
-Agrius and Oreus?
-Aren’t put in the brig, threatened to be fed to drakon
-Annabeth doesn’t carry pieces of the tree..?
–Percy can’t control that much o the sea
Where is the hydra? Ohh right they didn’t do the thing with the chimera in the first movie
Because they thought “A HYDRA WOULD BE COOLER” ( they literally said something like this in an interview “yeah, it’s was a chimera in the books but we think a hydra would appeal to our audience better” BITCH YOUR AUDIENCE IS THE PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOKS AND WANT THE CORRECT ADAPTATION NOT JUST RANDOM “COOL” SHIT
-Luke, stop water surfing you’re a son of Hermes. chill
-Annabeth isn’t supposed to be so snarky to Tyson #pipethefuckdown
-Tyson is supposed to be in NY, and the mist is supposed to manipulate around what mortals see
-Tyson isn’t supposed to be this articulate
-Thalia wasn’t killed by a cyclops they were trapped in a cyclops lair and that let the monsters catch up and they killed her
-Scylla and charibdys not just charibdys
-Not supposed to end up in her stomach, they are supposed to be on Charisse’s boat
-Supposed to be eaten by Scylla not charibdys
-Circe and Polyphemus’s island are supposed to be seperate places
-Circe’s resort and spa, not circeland
-Clarisse is supposed to be captured by Polyphemus before Percy gets there
-Fleece is supposed to be on a tree
-KRONOS TAKES OVER LUKES BODY WTF
-HIS DIVINE PRESENCE WILL LITERALLY INCINERATE YOU EVERYONE SHOULD BE DEAD
-WHY DOES HE EAT LUKE AND GROVER….JUST WHY…WAS THAT EVEN NECESSARY
-and also why did you have to throw in more dramatic crap and make Annabeth “die” because we all know she’s too smart to be outsmarted by some scorpion lion monster, and she wouldn’t have been distracted in the first place, no one even explained wtf a manticore is or does in the first place and if they hadn’t made her character so in love with Percy she wouldn’t have been distracted and instead they just made her a love struck smartass asshole this movie.
now that you’ve ruined the ending, as well as the whole prophecy that is built up to in 3 other books, you’ve also ruined and axed the plot
for the Titan’s Curse, and any possibilities of Nico. Slow clap for fact checking and maybe actually reading the dam book.