some guy: brings you flowers

alucard emery: gives up four years of his life to buy a magic mirror that’ll show you, in front of your brother and several other people, the objective truth of how he was beaten half to death by his own father for loving you and forced to leave against his will so that you’ll understand just how much he still loves you

  • Holland: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person.
  • Lila:
  • Rhy:
  • Ojka:
  • Alucard:
  • Kell:
  • Holland: "No you're not Holland, we still love you Holland."
My fatal fall is hubris.“

I blinked. “That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?”

She rolled her eyes. “No, Seaweed Brain. That’s hummus. Hubris is worse.”

“What could be worse than hummus?

— 

Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

erm excuse you percy but i love hummus tyvm

And then they saw me.

“Percy?” Clarisse said. “You’re supposed to be blown up!”

“Good to see you, too. Now hold still while I-”

“Perrrrrcy!” Grover bleated and tackled me with a goat-hug. “You heard me! You came!”

“Yeah, buddy,” I said. “Of course I came.

— 

Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

take all your Jason replaced Grover aus and shove them up your ass

Ele tem riso fácil. Pode não parecer, mas tem. Não existe coisa melhor do que ouvir a risada dele, aquele doce som deixando os lábios dele e me contagiando, mesmo que eu não tenha entendido a piada ou achado graça.
—  Stella Machado Starling
Percabeth Headcanon: Tired

(Happy Valentine’s Day guys! Whether you have a Valentine or not, I hope you have an excellent day! Here’s from Percabeth Tired for you :P)

  • When Annabeth comes home, tired from a long day, she’ll find Percy and move into his lap, napping curled up against him as he easily continued to do his work.
  • The couple was suppose to join their friends for a late night get together. It was around 2 in the morning when they woke up on a bus, leaning against one another. They fell asleep on the way there, riding around for hours. The bus driver didn’t have the heart to wake them up.
  • Annabeth is the first person who can tell if Percy is tired, even if he insists he’s perfectly fine.
  • Both Percy and Annabeth have a habit of squinting when tired, Annabeth out of an almost unclear confusion, and Percy out of sheer annoyance.
  • Percy has come home many times to find Annabeth completely passed out on their couch, a book falling off her lap and her mouth just barely open, her head propped against the arm rest.
  • Annabeth doesn’t allow Percy to use any electronic items in the morning around the kitchen until he can at least form one completely coherent sentence.
  • Percy grows very quiet when he’s tired, answering most of Annabeth’s questions with a nod or shake of his head.
  • Whoever doesn’t get in the shower first has to make the coffee for the day. Percy is almost always left to the task of making coffee.
  • Annabeth can take twenty minute naps and feel completely refreshed. Not a single one of Percy’s naps are less then an hour.
  • One day, both demigods came home completely worn out. Annabeth found Percy totally asleep on the carpet right out side of their bedroom. Instead of even attempting to move him, Annabeth simple grabbed their blanket from their bed and joined him on the floor.
Rhy: Take me to art museums and make out with me
Alucard: But they said not to touch the masterpieces
Rhy: …
Alucard: Well, I guess someone has to nail the artwork to the wall

Stretching SpaceTime

According to general relativity, the sun’s mass makes an imprint on the fabric of spacetime that keeps the planets in orbit. A neutron star leaves a greater mark. But a black hole is so dense that it creates a pit deep enough to prevent light from escaping.

Image credit: James Provost  

Percabeth Headcanon: First Move-In

((And I continue to avoid my responsibilities! Now, I don’t know if I can get everything done tonight, but I’m going to try! You all make me happier than papers and assignments :) Enjoy!!))

  • It took two days of discussion, a panel with all of their friends, and a sit down with Sally before Annabeth and Percy could agree on which apartment to choose.
  • Their couch almost didn’t fit through the front door. After a bunch of pushing, two burnt hand prints on the armrest (courtesy of Leo), and a few dog bite marks (courtesy of Frank), they finally got the couch happily situated in the living room.
  • Before finally getting to sleep after unpacking for seven hours, Annabeth had to spend a solid two extra hours digging around for one thing. Percy’s fish night light.
  • Sally’s first apartment gift to the couple was new kitchen supplies and about six pounds of blue food die.
  • The absolute first thing the couple did when they started unpacking in their apartment was set up their TV, ordered Chinese food, and watch a movie while eating off of plastic wear and sitting on their carpet.
  • Annabeth’s crutch was unpacking her books. She would get caught up in the collection she had, starting book after book while unpacking. Percy’s was photos. Being the man he is, Percy loved to relive the memories, reminding Annabeth about everything the photo made him think of.
  • For the first three months, Sally was on their speed dial for what to do when something broke.
  • It was about three months into living together that the feeling of owning an apartment really hit them. It was both a proud, and overwhelming feeling.
  • Percy and Annabeth weren’t the best neighborhoods. Not that they weren’t friendly, but they kept getting complaints of sounds of fighting and things like “Seaweed Brain” being yelled among the fights. Little did they know the “fights” were whenever the couple had a lovely visit from a monster or two. They became good friends with the local hardware shop owner.
  • After unpacking 90% of their things, the last 10% remained in boxes for months in random closets throughout the apartment, the couple promising to unpack them “next weekend”.
  • Holland: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Kell: What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Holland: *sigh* That means *you’re* venomous.
  • Lila: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Holland: That’s... voodoo.
  • Kell: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Holland: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Lila: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Holland: ...
  • Kell: That’s kinky.
Percy,“ Annabeth said, “that was so-”

“Generous?” Grover offered.

Insane,” Annabeth corrected. “You’re betting the lives of everybody at camp that Clarisse will get the Fleece safely back by tonight?”

“It’s her quest,” I said. “She deserves a chance.”

“Percy is nice,” Tyson said.

“Percy is too nice,” Annabeth grumbled, but I couldn’t help thinking that maybe, just maybe, she was a little impressed. I’d surprised her, anyway. And that wasn’t easy to do.

—  Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

I found time so I did one for Lila as well! Kell’s could be found here! :D

@veschwab