solutions

If I was the barista and some hotshot exec type came marching through the doors, barking about ‘Where’s my mobile order?’ I’d say, ‘I’ve got your mobile order right here, amigo.’

And then somehow, in a single motion, I’d manage to both remove the plastic lid from the coffee and fling the scalding hot beverage into his face.

But man oh man: the coffee is hot! The man screams upon the initial impact, but what surprises me the most is that he continues to scream in the ensuing seconds and minutes following the attack.

Plus, other people scream, too.

And then I also scream because maybe in the total chaos of the moment, it’s possible for me to elude the near dozen eyewitness accounts simply by virtue of my staunch participation in the panicking process.

And then - just maybe - I can melt into the sea of concerned bystanders, never to be positively identified as the rogue barista.

Does it work? Nope: iPhone cameras.

INFP angry about Fi
  • INFP: You're so lucky to be INTP! You can solve problems, make connections and find solutions to riddles with Ti! Fi is just useless, I can just have morals and process emotions. Wish I was like you.
  • INTP: You live to prevent some Thinker like me to start killing people because they're stupid. Right now, you're saving the world.
I’m not looking for anymore escapes from the problems in my life. I’m going to confront the issues and come up with healthy solutions.
—  Affirmation of the day.