solo made

How Rebelcaptain's marriage happen in Battle Of Endor
  • Cassian: [during the battle] Will you marry me?
  • Jyn: I don't think now's the best time.
  • Cassian: Now maybe the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
  • Jyn: Solo, marry us!
  • Han: [shooting the stormtrooper] I'm little busy at the moment!
  • Cassian: Han, now!
  • Han: Fine, then. Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today... to nail you gizzard to the mast, you poxy cur.
  • Cassian: Jyn Erso, will you take me as your husband?
  • Jyn: I do!
  • Cassian: Great!
  • [More fighting]
  • Jyn: Cassian Jeron Andor, will you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
  • Cassian: I do!
  • [More fighting]
  • Han: As General, I pronounce you...
  • [Interrupted by fighting]
  • Han: You may kiss...
  • [More fighting]
  • Han: You may kiss...
  • [More fighting]
  • Han: JUST KISS!

Ok I love all the Kylo Ren jokes (human trashbag, complete monster, Emo Teen) but like

According to the novel Ben was ten years old when he left home to train with Luke, and fifteen when he destroyed Luke’s Jedi temple

So that means Snoke tempting him to the Dark Side would have involved a lot less offering untold cosmic power; and a lot more child-grooming, and subsequently absconding with a preteen boy

Idk about you but that skeeves me out

In addition to my high school au, PROM NIGHT!!

Short fic under cut!

Keep reading


I’m crazy into black dusty backgrounds, the mother-son dynamic of Princess Leia and her son and Daughter lyrics … So I combine that shit.



This time zone difference has me so confused lol but I guess that’s the good thing because then he can celebrate it again “tomorrow” with us fans on the other side of the world right? ^^ Anyways Happy Birthday to the world’s cutest, fluffiest, and kindest rapper £2 Love you to the moon & back 😘 😘  Please stay healthy & always be happy!! Let’s celebrate again next year!!