solo and chewie

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: What is "It's time for the Jedi to end?" supposed to mean? When The Last Jedi name was announced, there was debate on it being plural or singular. The Italian poster indicated the meaning was plural. The impression before that was someone was going to hurt or kill Luke or destroy the order completely or maybe someone turning to the dark side. But the order already seems to be gone? Luke says "I only know one truth. It's time for the Jedi to end." This has no hint of defeat or rebellion. Why does it sound like Luke *knows*? Why does it sound like Luke *wants* it to end? Is Luke helping to make it end? If it's supposed to be plural, why does he say it's "truth" for the order to end? Is this a hint at Gray Jedi? Who is going to lose a fucking hand this episode please someone tell me

So I was picking up my cat from the vet and this guy is at the counter waiting in line with his baby goat. Now this guy looked like Harrison Ford and being a Star Wars nerd, I asked him if his goat’s name was Han Solo. He looked utterly offended and said, “I would never name my goat something as undignified as Han Solo.” Then, before I could get offended, he turned to the lady at the counter and said, “I’m here for Chewbacca’s appointment.” 

Heathen: Star Wars isn’t even possible, the physics would be wrong, the mathematics that hundreds of brilliant men figured out–

Me:

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