My wishlist for Harry’s SNL appearance:

1. a variation of this moment with actual Harry interrupting

Bonus: their afterparty reunion

2. Jimmy and Harry in a sketch where they compete who does a better impression of Mick Jagger

3. Harry doing one ballad when you can only see his face, his green eyes staring straight into your soul

4. Harry doing one smash rock song that will allow him to fuck the micstand while wearing a sheer shirt freeing all his nipples and his inner ho persona

Please and thank you.
New mum Cheryl, 33, 'eyes low-key wedding with beau Liam Payne, 23'
According to Closer , the star is now keen to tie the knot with her beau - but, as she's been married twice before, would rather keep things low-key.

After welcoming the birth of their first child, a son, last Wednesday, Cheryl and her boyfriend Liam Payne are basking in their newfound roles as parents. And, according to Closer, the 33-year-old star is now keen to tie the knot with her beau, 23 - but, as she’s been married twice before, would rather keep things low-key.

A source told the magazine: ‘Because this will be her third marriage, Cheryl doesn’t want a circus. She’d rather have just close friends and family. She’d also love the baby to be sitting on their laps in the wedding photos.

However, as One Direction heart-throb has yet to take a trip down the aisle, the source added that he’s eager for the couple to say 'I do’ in the midst of a lavish affair, explaining: 'He wants to shout about their wedding from the rooftop.’

MailOnline has contacted a representative for Cheryl for comment.

The former Girls Aloud singer tied the knot with footballer Ashley Cole in Barnet, north-west London, on July 15, 2006. Their union ended in divorce in 2010.

While continuing to use her ex-husband’s surname professionally, the former X Factor judge - whose maiden name is Tweedy - embarked on a whirlwind romance with French restaurateur Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini. After a three-month courtship, the pair tied the knot on the Caribbean island of Mustique in July 2014, only for their romance to end less than 18 months later. She was granted a decree nisi from Jean-Bernard in October 2016.

Cheryl initially met Liam when he was a 14-year-old budding star auditioning on The X Factor, where she was serving as a judge. They began dating at the start of 2016.

Meanwhile, Liam recently thanked his fans for their well wishes after he became a father for the first time. Posting on Twitter on Monday, the pop star said: 'Thank you to everyone for the love and supportive messages for myself and @CherylOfficial It really means a lot (sic).’

The tweet came after Liam - who is currently pursuing a solo career - took to Instagram on Saturday to share a picture of himself holding his as-yet-unnamed son. He captioned the image: 'My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless… wow! I’m incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it’s a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far. I’m completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she’s really made my dreams come true. We haven’t named him yet but he’s already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed.’

Liam has also revealed that he’s quickly learning about the delights of parenthood - particularly when it comes to the never-ending task of keeping his baby clean.In the very early hours of Tuesday morning, the singer took to Twitter to joke: 'When the fourth nappy happens in 5 minutes,’ alongside a gif of David Schwimmer’s Friends character Ross Gellar repeatedly telling 'no’.

Chi ti vuole bene, ti sta vicino a prescindere da tutto: non si aggrappa ai “ma”, ai “se”, ai “perche”… vuole solo essere al tuo fianco.
—  entony97

I fucking love everything about this. I love that Harry went MIA for over a year even though I missed him. He’s been working hard behind the scenes and is now going to let the work speak for itself with great promo and ahhhh.

I think the entertainment world is more excited too because he wasn’t everywhere last year.