Eva: (voice) Snake, listen to me. She didn't betray the United States. No... 
far from it. She was a hero who died for her country. She carried out her 
mission knowing full well what was going to happen.

(The doors open and Snake is greeted with applause. Major Zero, Para-Medic, 
and Sigint are there as well)

Eva: Self-sacrifice... because that was her duty.

(Snake stands before the president. A woman brings a medal to the president. 
He picks it up)

President: You are above even The Boss. I hereby award you the title of Big 
Boss. (pins the medal to his shirt)

(Snake, or more appropriately, Big Boss, salutes the president)

President: You are a true patriot.

(The president and Big Boss shake hands. The player can also hold R1 and see 
Ocelot staring at you through the window. Big Boss turns around and stands 
with the president for pictures. The CIA director approaches and offers his 
hand but Big Boss walks right past him)

Executive: You know, we could use an infiltration unit like FOX in the army. 
Someone like him to handle our top-secret sneaking missions for us. A man who 
combines the qualities of a soldier and an agent.

Eva: The Boss' defection was a ruse set up by the US government. It was all a 
big drama staged by Washington so they could get their hands on the 
Philosopher's Legacy.

(Big Boss is greeted by Major Zero, Para-Medic, and Sigint but he coldly walks 
past them and leaves)

Eva: And The Boss was the star of the show. They planned it so that they could 
get the Legacy that Colonel Volgin inherited... and destroy the Shagohod at 
the same time. Only a legendary hero like The Boss could have earned Volgin's 
trust. Finding out where the Philosopher's Legacy was hidden was to be her 
greatest mission. Everything was going according to plan. But then something 
happened that no one could have predicted. Colonel Volgin fired an American-
made nuclear warhead at Sokolov's research facility. Khrushchev demanded that 
the US government provide proof that it wasn't involved. They couldn't just 
abort the operation to steal the Legacy. So the operation itself was greatly 
expanded and revised. The authorities in Washington knew that in order to 
prove its innocence they'd have to get rid of The Boss... and that one of 
their own would have to do the job. The public couldn't be allowed to find out 
about it... not ever. This, they concluded, would be the best way to keep the 
whole thing under wraps. The Boss wouldn't be allowed to come back home alive. 
And she wouldn't be allowed to kill herself. Her life would be ended by her 
most beloved disciple... That was the way the government wanted it. That was 
the mission she was given. And she had no choice but to carry it out. Her 
death at your hands was duty she had to fulfill. Out of duty, she turned her 
back on her own comrades. A lesser woman would have been crushed by such a 

(Big Boss is walking through a cemetery with a suitcase)

Eva: The taint of disgrace will follow her to her grave. Future generations 
will revile her. In America, as a despicable traitor with no sense of honor. 
And in Russia, as a monster who unleashed a nuclear catastrophe. She will go 
down in official history as a war criminal. And no one will ever understand 
her. That... was her final mission. And like a true soldier, she saw it 
through the end.

(Big Boss arrives at The Boss' grave)

Eva: But I think she wanted you of all people to know the truth. She wanted to 
live on in your memory. Not as a soldier, but as a woman. But she was 
forbidden to tell you herself. And that's why she told me.

(Big Boss places the Patriot and some flowers on the grave)

Eva: Snake, history will never know what she did. No one will ever learn the 
truth. Her story... her debriefing... will endure only in your heart. 
Everything she did, she did for her country. She sacrificed her life and her 
honor for her native land. She was a real hero.

(The Boss' tombstone reads: "In Memory of a Patriot who Saved the World")

Eva: She was a true patriot.

(Big Boss salutes)

the power of the internet is the fact that the name harambe has become nearly a household name because we turned him into a meme just to make fun of people who got all hot and bothered about him bein shot. like there were 3 solid days where there was genuine discourse on whether the mother of the kid was “neglectful” or whether the zoo was justified in shooting harambe and then for 2 months after that we’ve been relentlessly mocking this dead gorilla because the idea of people getting so worked up about a dead gorilla is so inherently funny that we can’t help but laugh when some shitlord tries to humanize a dead gorilla to make us feel outraged for. for the dead gorilla. God bless

  • (McCree watches D.Va playing Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater)
  • D.Va:Look Jesse, he’s just like you (points to screen while Ocelot spins his revolvers)
  • McCree:What a show-off… (smirking, he draws his gun and starts to spin it)
  • (Gunshot is heard)
  • D.Va:Are you alright!?
  • (Hat on the floor with a smoking bullethole)
  • McCree:As I said, just a show-off…
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If it hasn’t been obvious yet, I’m trying to grow my hair out. It’s been very tempting to go to the barber and have it chopped off but I’m hanging in there for a solid 3 months and biotin has been helping loads. Thank goodness for my hat collection because it’s getting a bit out of control to maintain it.