solange kicked jay z

anonymous asked:

Harry is Jay-Z in the elevator and Louis is Solange, Niall is Beyonce standing off to the corner and Liam is the bodyguard holding Solange in his arms but her legs keep kicking Jay-Z

STOPPPPPP

me: *dies and goes to heaven*

God: When they arrive here I give everyone the answer to one question they’ve always wanted to know. Anything at all. What is your question?

me: …

God: I know it’s hard to decide on just one question. So many big ones… Am I real? If I can do anything then can I make a rock so heavy that even I can’t lift it? What is the meaning of life? Is there life on other planets? Will racism and sexism ever end? What’s on the other side of a black hole? Which came first the chicken or the egg? So many mysteries.

me: Well…

God: Yes?

me: I’ve ALWAYS wanted to know…

God: Go on my child. Ask me anything at all.

me: So why did Solange kick Jay Z in that elevator?