DISTURBED FRIENDS
  • Joven: (reading the card) The one person I would not wanna spend hours sitting besides on a plane.
  • Flitz & Sohinki: (laughing)
  • Joven: It's TOO BAD that Sohinki is not on this card.
  • Sohinki: Ok, can I say this... One time we were on a plane on this particularly bumpy flight and I asked him [Joven] if he would hold my hand and he actually did it.
  • Wes & Flitz: AWWWWWW.
  • Joven: I'm gonna let you die on the plane next time.
CRAZY CARNIVAL GAMES! (Maricraft: Block of Live Pt. 4)
  • Flitz: Is this a Smosh Games carnival? Are they here?!
  • Joven: I used to be subscribed to that channel.
  • Sohinki: No, it used to actually be a reputable video game channel, they had like reviews and stuff, now they're just fuckin' dumb.
  • Lasercorn: Where's Ian and Anthony?
  • Joven: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
  • Wes: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Joven: That means you’re poisonous
  • Lasercorn: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Joven: …That’s voodoo
  • Sohinki: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Joven: That’s correlation, not causation
  • Mari: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Flitz: That’s kinky

Smosh Awards
Gnarly Fail: Boze
Most Radica Moment: Shayne
Heinous LVP: Joven
Tubular MVP: Anthony
2017 Smosh Winter Games (Again) Champions:
THE SPAGHETTI YETIS

(Youtube) Imagine being a part of Smosh Games and dating Shayne

“Who are you texting the whole time? Uh, are you seeing someone?” Fast as she was, she took your phone and started reading the messages. “Mari!” “What? Our little Y/N is dating? Who?” Joven looked over Maris shoulder on your screen. “Guys! Don’t be jerks!” You said and tried to get your phone back, but Mari started running through the whole office, loudly reading the texts. “I miss you so much – I miss you too. Can’t wait to see you next week – me neither. You looked so beautiful in the last video” Everyone grinned at the two of you, fighting over your phone. “Stop. Reading!” Actually you didn’t mind Mari reading it, but it was nobody else’s business. “How cute” Lasercorn said and made kissing sounds. “Who’s the admirer? Tell us” Sohinki tried to get a name. “I’m not telling you, you pricks!” Mari kept on reading “Stop lying Shay…Wait!” Mari put the phone down and looked at me with big eyes. “Are you dating Shayne? Like our Shayne?” You sighed. “Yes. Shayne and I are dating for a month now….now give me my phone back!”