sog dog

the signs according to my friend @haphazardously
  • aries: actually alive pet rock
  • taurus: baby warthog
  • gemini: VERY LARGE TRACTOR
  • cancer: asparagus
  • leo: stick of margarine pretending to be butter
  • virgo: stray pube in soup
  • libra: porkchop
  • scorpio: a dog sniffing another dogs ass
  • sagittarius: sidewalk
  • capricorn: an egg
  • aquarius: i kissed a girl era katy perry
  • pisces: is it mold or just discoloration?