How to get a partner 101 with lauwurens
ok but hear me out. these are actual ways ive started dating someone or got a kiss:
- i leaned over to a boy on the floor and kissed his cheek. he got so red and voila he fell for me
- i ran into a boy so fucking hard i panicked and had an asthma attack. he took me outside to help me catch my breath.
- i tripped in front of a boy. he thought it was adorable bc i actually tripped because i was staring at him.
- i sat next to a girl in the grass. i talked about cats and she fell for me.
- i gave a girl an eraser that i drew on. she liked it and she liked me.
- my hand brushed against a boy’s. he got upset, but when he turned and saw my face he immediately softened.
- i sent a meme to someone over and over and they were like, “do you wanna date?”
- i walked by this pretty girl and looked at her. i asked her if she wanted to kiss and she was like “hell fucking yeah?”
- i did absolutely nothing but laugh once and this girl fell in love with me. we slept in the same bed and we cuddled.
- actually that happened twice with two different girls.
- i climbed really high up a mountain and when i was coming back down, my friend looked back at me and kissed me.
- i also serenaded this dude and we kissed in the music room.
- i told someone who asked me out, “if you wanna go out then where do you wanna go?” i got a date.
- i jumped in the pool, then i got our and my hair was in my face so i pushed it out and laughed. i got a few invitations to kiss and such from.. several people.
- “maybe we should just all date haha” is how i got into a poly relationship.
- there’s more but these are my favorite examples of my love life.