socks this is for you

anonymous asked:

Can I request some Polnareff-Kitty headcanons if they have not already been done please~?

Another Anon requested Paw-nareff, so here you dudes go!

☆Polnareff☆

♡ He is a very affectionate cat. He loves to groom you and rub against your legs. He’s not afraid to show he loves you!

♡He’s a bit of a goofball too, so he’s almost never boring to watch.

♡This cat will fight for you anytime. That sock shall never harm you again.

♡One time he decided to play with the toilet paper, on the seat of the toilet, only to loose his footing and fall in

♡ He also attempted to jump onto the toilet seat, but he didn’t realize it was up and jumped straight into the bowl. (Hopefully you’re not the type of person who forgets to flush. For his sake)

♡If you record even half the stuff he does and post it online, he’d probably go viral

♡ He’s great around kids and kittens too! What a big softie!

I was tagged by @sassmasterradagast​ thank youuu  ♥

RULES: enter your answers then tag 10 people! use the first letter of your name to answer each question. real answers only. if the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice

  • name: Sacha
  • four letter word: sock
  • a boy’s name: Sauron
  • an occupation: singer
  • something you can wear: sssneakers?
  • a food: soup
  • something you find in a bathroom: soap
  • a place: Sidney
  • a reason for being late: SOCIAL ANXIETY
  • something you shout: SHUT UP
  • a movie title: Sin City
  • something you drink: smirnoff
  • an animal: spider
  • a type of car: sporty car
  • title of a song: Sleep by MCR

I tag: @cogsworth, @shiremaiden, @undomiel, @hermioneoh, @gaaladrieel, @frodobaggins, @feanore, @jonsofwinterfell, @feanarofinwion, @baggiinshield

eighteenish  asked:

hey someone was sending you pickup lines so can i live in your socks so i can be with you every step of the way????? i had to do one when i saw them im sorry

That may be uncomfortable.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.