sock tanline

why does everyone misinterpret the original meaning of the you know i had to do it to em pic. this post came at the height of the ‘what are thoooooooooooooooooooose’ meme and is referring to going for the dude’s absurd sock tanlines. the guy in the pic did not do it to anyone, it was in fact done to him

Quick comments about band:

-sock tanlines. Forever.
-always instep with the person next to you.
-drink lots of sunscreen. Apply lots of water.
-sunscreen and water are your only friends.
-nontan people are vampires.
-do not get in the way of the marching bassdrum. You will not win.
-one more time is a lie.
-waterbreak in 5 minutes is a lie.
-your section is your family.
-your instrument is your baby. Protect it at all costs.
-band jokes.
-band bus.
-band couples are either really cute, or really annoying. There is no middle ground.
-the director is basically your parent.
-band moms are basically you aunts.
-you have an appreciation for random water+ice.
-sunscreen god.
-clouds are amazing.
-color guard is a hazard.
-miss a step off and you die.
-run anything in your way over. The band will not move.
-show no mercy.
-all weather is marching weather.
-seniors leaving is the worst.
-drumline is a gang not to be messed with.
-‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ is your anthem.
-you’re upset if your dinkles are dirty.
-dinkles isn’t a weird word.
-competition to have the best plume.
-section habits.
-first section in the block wins.
-memories.