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A Zionist Dictionary (by Brandon Baxter)
  • Having difficulty translating hasbara? "I Stand With Palestine" has obtained exclusive access to a dictionary of terms Zionists are taught from an early age:
  • African Refugees: See cancer.
  • Allies: Anti-Semites the “Palestinians” need us to save them from.
  • Al-Nakba: A miraculous achievement for self-determination.
  • America: Bank.
  • Anti-Zionist Jews: Self-hating.
  • Apartheid: Self-determination.
  • Arabic: Primitive language used only as a battle cry against Jews.
  • Arabs: Terrorists.
  • Bedouins: Nomads who don’t mind being continually displaced.
  • Cancer in the Body of the Nation: Africans.
  • Church: Canvas for spray paint.
  • Christians: Anti-Semites.
  • Civilized Man: White people.
  • Collateral Damage: Dead civilians.
  • Constitution: Mah?
  • Ethnic Cleansing: Self-determination.
  • Gays: Palestinians kill them. We let them run through our streets naked.
  • Gaza: Hell. No seriously. When we say “go to hell” in Israel we say “go to Gaza!” Clever, eh?
  • Gulf Countries: Bank.
  • Hasbara: A civic duty of all good Jews in defending the homeland.
  • House Demolitions: Self-determination.
  • Human Shields: Children we’ve killed. Blame their parents.
  • IDF: The most moral army in the world.
  • India: Spiritual playground for IDF soldiers after service.
  • Infiltrators: Africans.
  • Iran: Nazi Germany.
  • Israel: The only democracy in the Middle East. Promised to us 3,500 years ago.
  • Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: It is very complicated.
  • Jihadists: Arab children with rocks.
  • Keffiyeh: Terrorist scarf.
  • Kkkhhhhamas: Hamas.
  • Mosque: Canvas for spray paint.
  • Muslims: Anti-Semites.
  • Nuclear Weapons: Self-determination.
  • Occupation: Self-determination.
  • Palestine: Never existed, go to Jordan.
  • Palestinians: Who?
  • Peace Talks: Charade.
  • Prisoners: Terrorists.
  • Rocks: The most dangerous weapon known to man.
  • Security: Used in place of arguments to justify anything.
  • Self-determination: We were here first ergo we do what we want.
  • Settlements: Self-determination.
  • Social Justice Activists: Anti-Semites.
  • Solution: Jews only.
  • Terrorists: Arabs.
  • Two-State Solution: A show we put on for liberals every five to ten years.
  • United Nations: Anti-Semitic organization.
  • Wall: Fence.
  • Zionism: It is very complicated. You wouldn’t understand.