soccer saves

one piece characters as things my friends have said


sabo: kids will whip to anything these days

usopp: *watches a goalie make an incredible save during a soccer game* CAN YOU SAVE MY GRADES LIKE THAT

ace: genuine question is cereal technically categorized as soup

luffy: *watching a sandwich being made* this is better than the miracle of childbirth

zoro: yo i just woke up from the FATTEST nap this world has ever seen

shanks: look, if you want to succeed as much as you want to pee, you can do anything in life

buggy: my favorite band is the Beatles, pronounced “beat lees”

franky: i know im american but there is no doubt in my mind that america is the 9th circle of hell

doflamingo: anyone who thinks katy perry has a better fashion sense than me is about to be a sorry son of a bitch

brook: no one can hit a dab harder than the elderly

sanji: i don’t trust anyone who looks like their brows are painted on. like me, for instance

law: im only dead on the outside. on the inside i just wonder why no one has a fucking problem with the fact that squidward walks around with no pants all the time

things that i have learned after trying out the regalia type-d

  • the one who does the soccer mom arm save was noctis all along. we were fools for thinking it was ignis. absolute fools.
  • bushes and trees have the consistency of rocks do not crash into them or you will get stuck and have to exit and reenter the vehicle like an ANIMAL
  • the adrenaline junkies in this squad are noctis and ignis, apparently
  • prompto “ARE CARS SUPPOSED TO Do THIS?!” argentum is just here for the ride, and will always have a good time, but ultimately has the fear of mortality that prevents him from True Adrenaline Junkery
  • gladio “displeased grunting and constantly pulling prompto back into his seat” amicitia is here for the ride but would prefer not to be
  • meanwhile, noctis “lets hit that rock at full speed” lucis caelum lives for the thrill of close encounters with death 
  • and ignis “i am quietly enjoying myself as if this is a casual hobby and not an extreme sport where the car nearly flips over and prompto almost dies because he, like everyone in this car, is not wearing a seat belt” scientia is just cooling it and having a great time

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