soccer hair

Chelsea Ladies celebrate Crystal Dunn’s opener against Doncaster Belles in the FA Women’s Cup, the first of seven unanswered goals.

Dunn scored another, joined by Ji So-Yun (with a brace herself), Ramona Bachmann, Katie Chapman, Drew Spence, and an own goal.

things that fuck me up:

-soccer calum
-curly haired calum
-buzz cut calum
-stage calum
-snapback calum
-beanie calum
-trucker hat calum
-calums solo is story of another us
-calums solo in jbh
-when calum sings “kissin at the stop signs darlin!!!!!!!!!!” in lwh
-calums teeth
-calums arms
-calums legs
-calum in gym shorts
-calum smiling
-calums veins
-calums jaw
-calums note change in beside you when they perform it live
-calums harmony in out of my limit
-calums high note in voodoo doll
-calums motherfucking verse in vapor
-calum in vans
-calum in that drop dead shirt
-calum breathing
-calum sWEAting
-calum swearing
-calum smirking
-calum w dogs
-calum w cats
-calum

What NCT would Receive for Christmas
  • Taeil: Express Yourself Better books, hair treatment coupons, music artworks
  • Hansol: manga, duffel bag, headphones
  • Johnny: ugly Christmas sweater, Yoona merchandise
  • Taeyong: fruit basket, febreze set, massage coupons, snapbacks
  • Yuta: soccer shoes, hair treatment coupons, sociology books, earrings
  • Kun: classic books, sparkling wine
  • Doyoung: kitchenware, mp3 player, coffee maker
  • Ten: bluetooth speakers, chocolates, hoodies, earrings
  • Jaehyun: cookbook, work out equipment, headphones
  • Winwin: Korean learning guide, ice cream, dried seafood
  • Mark: hair treatment coupons, vitamins, hats/caps, notepad
  • Renjun: scented candles, moomin merchandise
  • Jeno: led light up shoes, manga, ugly Christmas sweater
  • Haechan: moral guide book, bean pillow, cookbook
  • Jaemin: ugly Christmas sweater, GoPro, vitamins
  • Chenle: anime DVD set, Korean learning guide, earplugs
  • Jisung: ugly Christmas sweater, dance sneakers, EXO merchandise
The Don, Part 31

Willian scores, 13th minute:

Gary Cahill scores, 87th minute:

Me: CONTE USING THE DUGOUT AS A JUNGLE GYM.
Brother: HAHA THAT’S THE CELEBRATION WE WANT, CONTE. MONKEY CONTE.

Full time:

Me: Boy, Conte loved that.

Brother: Just saw the Conte celebrations after the game. He was pumped, but his celebration with Courtois was great. I bet if you could see Courtois, he would have an awkward face.

The Don: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30

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i almost did a Fate/Zero parody with that dogfight theme, but thankfully i’m too lazy _(:3 」∠)_

A long con to root us out

Me: FT EMOJI?! It’s ridiculous that it’s 63 different expressions, and not 63 different hairstyles.

Brother: I installed it and then they wanted something shady, so I deleted it.

Me: That’s creepy. What did they want?

Brother: I don’t know if it’s standard, but it wants full access to your phone and the warning says that they would even be able to see things you previously typed. I just want FT in a mask to send and they don’t need to know my credit card number for me to do that.

Me: Um…no, thank you very much. I think this a long con to root out who the owners of HSPN are. I mean, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this comes out right after the Feast Day of St. Fernando.