soccer cop

So here’s what you need to know if you enter the OB fandom and you have a thing for lesbian ships.
There are some people, part of the OB fandom, who are known as the founders of certain ships (aka they’ll rip your heart out with things that you never thought possible to be canon, but suddenly look so plausible and laugh while you’re bleeding.)

sharkodactyl - Propunk (Just read the minifics. If you dare!)
tinytmas - Soccer Cop (This post was inspired by the last gifset published by her less than 30 minutes ago. Nuf said.)
prolethean - Prophine (This is most of a hate/anger ship, but it’ll still hurt sometimes)

HELLO YES SOCCER COP AU WHERE BETH THE DIPSHIT DIDN’T PUT ON ENOUGH CLOTHES BC SHE’S “NEVER COLD” BUT OF COURSE SHE ENDED UP FREEZING

and she’s a rookie so ofc she has to do dumb jobs, this time it’s patrolling the suburbs

she hears some crashing in a house and screams and she knocks on the door and a young woman her age opens it and OH NO SHE’S CUTE and beth is like “i’m detective childs. i heard some noise and screams coming from your house. is everything ok?”

AND IT’S WINTER AND REALLY COLD AND BETH FEELS THE WARMTH COMING FROM THE HOUSE AND A SMELL OF PUMPKIN PIE AND LOTS OF FOOD AND IT’S ALL JUST SO NICE

“oh i’m sorry to disturb you, it’s just my kids and their friends playing. they make a lot of noise, i’ll try to calm them down”

“no problem. is there anything i can help you with now that i’m here?”
“there is one thing. hold on”

and then alison disappears in the house and comes back 2 minutes later with a scarf “here. i see that you’re freezing, i hope this helps. thank you for keeping us safe”

AND BETH SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY SMILING LIKE A HUGE IDIOT AND THE SCARF SMELLS SO NICE, IT SMELLS LIKE ALISON AND BETH NEEDS TO FIND AN EXCUSE TO GO BACK THERE TOMORROW

hello yes i need 50k of this AU

i just need Beth to storm into the rehab like “WHERE IS SHE?” and going to Alison’s room and hugging her before backing away, touching her face half-examining it and being like “are you ok? what’s wrong with your arm? who did that? WHOSE ASS DO I NEED TO KICK?”

(let’s ignore the fact that Alison would freak out if Beth was suddenly back ok shh let’s ignore it and enjoy the over-protective Beth Childs)