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The Wander Over Yonder Galactic Villain Leaderboard 9/16/15

As of “The Wanders/The Axe,” here is the official (much delayed) ranking of contenders for the title of Greatest in the Galaxy, based on totally real and legit science:

1.         Lord Dominator

2.         The Schmartians  

3.         The Black Cube of Darkness

4.         The Knight Mare

5.         The Night Mayor

6.          Iggy Starbeam and the Maltars of Flarn

7.          Sourdough the Evil Sandwich

8.          Mandrake the Malfeasant

9.          Kragthar of Kraaaaagtttthh

10.        Emperor Awesome

11.        Siamon, a cat

12.        The Mischievious Dr. Screwball Jones

13.        Sara Tonin von Cortisol (“Von…” Fancy…)

14.        The Galactagriffs

15.        Azolla

16.        General Puff-n-Stuff

17.        The Conversation Killer

18.        Linda the Soccer Mom

19.        KL-BOT 87

20.        Those Two Guys from that Time

21.        Eleven Pirates

22.        Emperor Enigma

23.        Calisto

24.        Lady Frivolous

25.        Pastella the Aesthetically-Pleasing

26.        Miss Livewire

27.        Mr. P. Erfect

28.        Princess Cellophania

29.        Professor Europa Von Gozer

30.        The Polians of Pole

31.        Admiral Dizzy

32.        Game Master Matrix and P2

33.        H2OhNo

34.        General McGuffin

35.        Granny

36.        Professor Hauntin'Stew

37.        Gearhead and the Punchclocks

38.        Attachio the Attainable

39.        A Potted Plant

40.        Pikanese

41.        Ragin’ Haze

42.        Gentleman Tooth

43.        O'Yojimbo

44.        Something the So and So

45.        Lord Hater

46.         

47.        The Twins

48.        Spout Run

49.        Despeira Arachna

50.        Twigg of Loquebesthia

51.        Lady Pastelence

52.        Marshal Ignis

53.        Gangster Todd

54.        King Grogg and the Warriors of Droggstorm

55.        Nightmare

56.        Hoofenmouth, The Diseased Centaur

57.        Waiter Poppogi

58.        Dragon

59.        Lady Annihilator

60.        Nighttime Nico

61.        Neat Freak

62.        Great Princess Goobrielle

63.        Sir Nexus

64.        Nobocop

65.        Miss Ery and Pa'Nick

66.        The Black Pentagon of Darkness

67.        General Jellupa and the Jellupatoxians

68.        Mr. Static Bar and Satellite

69.        King Vortex and the Vortices

70.        Vission

71.        General Sod

72.        Temer

73.        The Line Cutter

74.        Lady Darkness and Blobster Blob

75.        Poppy

76.        Maitre D'Evil

77.        Duke Skirk

78.        Onna

79.        Empress Plum

80.        Mistress Myrna

81.        The Silent One

82.        Wollibee the Magnificent

83.        Eviq

84.        Some Delicious Gummy Bears

85.        Steve the Gross All-Eye

86.        Pogo the Decolorizer

87.        Pickle Haube and Gherkins

88.        Not-Pirate Nel

89.        Screech the Maren

90.        Duchess Deborah Downer

91.        Jesalva

92.        Shir and the Bloasts

93.        Telechameleona

94.        Mr. Slick

95.        Morris of Worm

96.        The Great Blazing

97.        Flamx

98.        Pew

99.        The Owlord

100.    Chancellor Merry

101.    Turpen Tine

102.    Lord….something…

103.    Electra & Rave

104.    DJ Galaxina

105.    Estroy

106.    General Snapdragon and Cadet Oleander

107.    The Salty Lemon

108.    Wonder (aka Shenny)

109.    Lord Dullwit

110.    The Witch Doctor Belinda

111.    Miss Agrippa

112.    Eli Stipe

113.    Scratchy

114.    Oedipus Tex

115.    Fluffo Whisko Tabbikins

116.    Negus

117.    The Scuzzbuckets

118.    Kat Mandu


Next time:  Sometimes the OLD ways are the BEST ways…

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THIS IS WONDERFUL. markdoesstuff hit it out of the park again with my prompt of “Sunday dinner with the archangels”. It’s so tense and painful and evocative and then… you’ve just got to read it. Thank you so much for this and the lovely message! <3

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Lee Tseng

I made Lee a while back during a broadcast.  He’s a failed attempt at trying to make an Asian inspired sim, but he’s cute, none-of-the-less.  He’s a genius inventor who dreams of making it big on Riverview’s soccer team.

Traits: Athletic, Bot Fan, Genius, Grumpy, Irresistible
Sexuality: Interested in Women
Favorites: Hip Hop, Shawarma, Blue