Behold my 8 hour overnight journey of reading City of Heavenly Fire
Started at 9:46pm. Let’s go.
• NOPE NOPE JORDAN DIED IM NOT OKAY WITH THIS I HOPE EVERYONE DIES AND GOES TO HELL I LOVE JORDAN PLS DONT DO THIS TO ME I HATE THIS FUCK OFF donttouchme
• NO FUCK MAGNUS IS HERE AND IM SO HAPPY??!? OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDD
“You’re just—You’re so—I really want to kiss you,” OH MY GOD MY MALEC FEELS MY MALEC FEELS JFC
AND THEN THEY KISSED!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES ILY BOTH
‘Dont tell me what’s too much for you’ GOD BLESS YOU ALEC YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING JUST LOOK AT YOU GROW SO MICH AS A CHARACTER BLESS YOU I HAVE NEVER LOVED THIS MUCH
•’I knew a girl once immortal like me who was with a mortal’ and ‘he died’ NOPE NOPE NOPE WESSA DARLINGS I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME
• ‘It makes me wonder what else I could do without you’ JESUS CHRIST ALEC YOU STRONG MOTHERFUCKER
•’ I need you to live’ MAGNUS STOP IT MY HEART HURTS
• SIMON AND RAPHAEL JFC??? STOP IT BEFORE I START SHIPPING YOU GUYS
• Zach is turning he’s turning into Jem oh Jesus Christ I’m so excited and jangly with nerves
• “Dark hair, a sharp delicate face, eyes that seemed young and old at the same time.” I AM LOSING IT
He became Jem I’m so happy and nervous and I don’t know what
VALUE YOUR PARABATAI FOR ITS A PRECIOUS BOND. MY TID FEELS ARE KICKING IN WITH FULL FORCE AND I AM SOBBING.
• Sebastian why did you kiss Jace why are you so creepy
• The white star of the Herondale family- I swear to god everything reminds me of TID and I can’t deal with this omfg
• WTF MAIA DONT DO THIS TO ME SHE WANDED TO BREAK UP WITH HIM??????? WHY WOULD U DO THAT??? NO MY JORDAN MY POOR JORDAN NOBODY LOVED HIM AND HE DESERVED TO BE LOVED AND I CANT?????? I love you Jordan don’t worry I love you so much you’re a gem
• JFC EVERY TIME JEM IS THERE MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT MY BOY MY PRECIOUS GOFGEOUS BOY I WANT TO CRY SO MUCH AND EVERY TIME HE MENTION ABOUT TESSA????!!! I AM FLIPPING OUT
JESSA JESSA JESSA
“She’s all I have left from that time”- Jem and Tessa and the infernal devices and my heart and how it’s breaking into pieces every time Jem’s there
I want to see Tessa more than anything else in the world. Oh my god oh my god oh my fucking god I am going to lose my sanity
• OH MY GOD EMMA IS SUCH A CUTIE AND FUCKING HELL CARSTAIRS OWE THE HERONDALES NO STFU IM VERY SAD NOW don’t touch me
• I’m in part two now and I hate the queen Seelie I’ve always hated that bitch stupid bitch
• ‘And you’re just a boy-’
‘I am a hundred and forty six years old’
OHHH BURNNNN GOD BLESS YOU JEM
• The Jalec moments are killing me ALEC is SHINING in this book I’m sure sam’s delighted as long as he doesn’t die later
“You’re heterosexual and have low expectations of father figures.”
“I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.’ ”
JALEC JALEC OH MY GOD JALEC DEAR GOD YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME
• ALEC AND SIMON I GET WHAT CASSJE MEANT NOW THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS And sexual I didn’t know I needed that in my life oh my fucking god when Cassie said that the shippers of Alec/Simon will be pleasantly surprised, everyone was ‘Wtffffff???’ BUT I TOTALLY GET IT NOW AND OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY LIFE
“I had some feelings,” said Simon.
“Do feel free to agonize about it on your own time,” said Alec,”
My god my god what the fuck are you two guys you are unreal
• Clace had their first time. Finally. I bet Will is dancing in heaven now ‘Finally my loser of a descendent got laid’
• AHH SIZZY STOP WITH UR CUTENESS STOP IT
THEYRE SO ADORABLE AND I LOVE SIMON AND ISABELLE WOW BYE
• “Straight people,” Alec declared. “Why can’t they control themselves?”
THATS IT. THIS IS THE BEST LINE IVE EVER READ HANDS DOWN.
• “I can read your face like a very open, very pornographic book. I wish I couldn’t.”
THIS BOOK SHOULD BE RE TITLED ‘ALEC AND HIS FUCKING SASS AND BADASSERY’ god damn it
• “The Herondales have always been a family more prized for their jawlines than their intelligence.”
I hate you Sebastian but this line damnnnnn this line I can imagine Will pelting rocks at you from heaven
• Magnus just wanted to lay down with Alec for a while.
I’m not sure if I’m even sane anymore.
They kissed. Jfc I love you two too much.
• Sebastian is such a little shit is it bad that I’m feeling no remorse as he dies???????? I keep thinking of Jordan and Raphael and Max!!!!! Poor babies poor poor babies
• YES CLARY I AM SO GLAD YOU DID IT I AM SO PROUD OF THIS GIRL SO SO SO PROUD I LOVE YOU CLARY. She did it. SHE did it. Not Jace, who was the only weapon against Sebastian but mother fucking clary and I’m so happy I want to cry of joy.
• I am not okay. I am not okay. I thought Magnus was going to die and then Simon and then no and then Simon I love you so much simon you can’t do this to Clary. Out of everybody,
YOU CANT DO THIS TO CLARY SHE GREW UP WITH YOU PLEASE DONT DO THIS I AM HURTING I AM HURTING SO MUCH I HATE THIS CANT MAGNUS’S DAD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE POOR. SIMON IM NOT OKAY
• THAT BOOK. Magnus you surprise me. I want to read that book now. Alec deserves it. I’m glad he didn’t just agree he wants to get together. Alec being strong is more important to me than them getting back together.
• The phone call the phone call between Simon and clary MY HEART HURTS SO MUCH I AM ACTUALLY CRYING CLARYS HEART IS SHATTERING I HATE THIS I H A T E Y O U S O MUCH CASSIE
• Simon as a Shadowhunter
I don’t know how I feel about this I don’t know.
“Everyone has the potential to be extraordinary. As long as you have a soul and free will, you can be anything, do anything, choose anything. Simon should get to choose.”
Your words Magnus. Your god damn words.
• TESSA AND JEM
“She saw a girl who seemed about nineteen years old; she had loose brown hair and a sweet face. She wore a green dress, a little old-fashioned in its style, and a jade necklace around her throat.
She was holding the hand of a very familiar, very handsome boy with mussed dark hair; he looked tall and rangy in an elegant black suit and white shirt that set off his high-cheekboned face.”
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HOLD ME SOMEONE HOLD ME BECAUSE I AM FALLING APART I LOVE THESE TWO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
• “Brother Zachariah,” Isabelle said. “Months January through December of the Hot Silent Brothers Calendar. What’s he doing here?”
“There’s a Hot Silent Brothers Calendar?” said Alec. “Do they sell it?”
Jesus fucking Christ. These two siblings.
• “So I think you were the wrong person for the Jace that I was, but not the Jace that I am now, the Jace you helped make me”
“You’re shaking,” she said, with some wonder.
“You make me,” he said, his breath against her cheek, and he slid his hands down her bare arms, “every time—every time.”
Every time I think I’m tired of Clace, something like this happens and heart hair melts because J A C E AND C L A R Y.
• “Alec, you are so much a better man than I ever was, or will be.”
Yes yes yes Alec deserved that you beautiful and wonderful boy I love you so much
• ‘You’re clary. You’re my best friend.’ Simon is starting to remember her and I am flipping out because this friendship means so much to me I love these munchkins I am so so happy
• Jem and Tessa are talking. MY hEART.
“Ghosts are memories, and we carry them because those we love do not leave the world.”
“Yes,” she said. “I just wish he were here to see this with us, just here with us one more time”
NO THIS HURTS ME NO WILL BABY
• ‘Youre a heart breaker Isabelle LIGHTWOOD’ that much I remember
• “I remember once you told me,” she said, “that you had loved two people more than anything else in the world. Was Tessa one of them?”
“She is one of them,” he said agreeably, shrugging himself into his coat. “I have not stopped loving her, nor my parabatai; love does not stop when someone dies.”
JEM IS THE GREATEST TREASURE IN THIS WORLD AND NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
• Oh my god Jem stole their cat he stole church he stole church he stole church
• the comics the comics WILL CAME TO VISIT THEM FOR THEIR WEDDING AND I CANT CONTROL THIS I AM CRYING SO MUCH TID MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND JESSA GOT MARRIED
JESSA GOT MARRIED
JESSA GOT MARRIED
J E S S A G O T M A R R I E D
I AM SO HAPPY
• It’s 6:18am and I finished the book and I am exhausted.