Star Wars Rant-Along: TFA EDITION! (Chapter V)

So today’s Sunday/Monday (I’m getting later n’ later with these things), and ya’ll know what that means: Star Wars Rant-Along: TFA EDITION! Normally I drunk-blog, but because I’m still sick with influenza, drinkin’ heavily is very ill-advised. So I can’t. Instead, you’re going to get a special sober edition on the Star Wars novelization, and actual criticism instead of incoherent babbling. For those you who are wondering what these normally sound like, you can find my reviews of the previous chapters here:

For a full explanation on what I’m doing, go here. I’m also going to start putting these under jumps, because they can get long. Alright, lets get this less-of-a-party started.

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