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“He and Spade were just induplicable as a team – wonderful together. David is very acerbic and… he’s – you know, he’s a toughie. And Chris is a softie. You’ve got the best of Belushi and Aykroyd, of Abbott and Costello, of Martin and Lewis… You had just a perfect yin-yang situation with those guys.” - Dan Aykroyd

“A fantastic combination of ultimately innocent and ultimately jaded. They are the oil and vinegar of comedy.” - Mike Myers

“They would react to stress in different ways. Chris would get bigger, and David would – there’d be less of David. And I used to say that the amount of weight in the frame kind of stayed constant, you know, in a two-shot.” - Lorne Michaels

“They were funny, they were close, you could tell they were really good friends. And only real – really, really good friends can fight the way they fought. And they’d throw something, and not speak to each other for a couple hours, and we’d all sit there and laugh and watch this thing go back and forth.” - Bo Derek

“And when I’d visit those fools during the [Tommy Boy] shoot, they’d have little fights on occasion, and Farley would [laughs] have a snap and Spade… [laughs] Spade would be scared for his life. They were in love with each other – we all were! You know. But Spade and Farley had a definite… brotherly relationship.” - Adam Sandler

Those fools. The way everyone talks about those fools, and the way everyone smiles so much while talking about those fools. 

But David Spade himself, every time he’s asked about Chris Farley, he always gives the same answers, usually “I think about him every day” or some variation thereof, and appears very stoic and tired like he’s climbed these same stairs too many times. It should be noted that this is likely because he once said “if I think about that for more than 5 seconds ill start bawling.”

FREAKING OUT BIG TIME

OKAY FIRST THING’S FIRST THE TRAILER IS SO DARK AND INTENSE LIKE APOCALYPSE KIND OF SHIT AND I WAS LIKE WOAH IS THIS SUPERGIRL I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND FREAKING KARA ON THE COUCH BY HERSELF LOOKING AT KARAMEL(WOOD) PICTURES LET ME SOB FOR A MILLION YEARS

THE MUSICAL RECAP WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER JEREMY SLAYED ME AND IM SO SAD FOR THE HATE HE’S GETTING HE’S SUCH A PURE BEAN HE DIDN’T SAY YOU CANT SHIP SC BUT JUST THEY WON’T BE CANON. ANYWAY WHEN IS THE DAXAM SONG COMING OUT I NEED TO DOWNLOAD THAT BECAUSE MY EARS HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY MELWOOD.

OK MELWOOD I LOVE THEIR NOT SO SUBTLE GLANCES THROUGHOUT THE INTERVIEWS AND WHEN MELISSA SAID THAT DOUG THE POUG AND CHRIS WERE ALIKE I SOBBED LMAO I LOVE THEM WHEN THE INTERVIEWER ASKED CHRIS HOW TO NAIL THE PERFECT ON SCREEN KISS AND HE STOOD THERE FOR THREE HOURS LIKE HUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAH BUT HE’S SUCH A PRO I LOVE HIM NOW LET’S TALK ABOUT THE PANEL, I WATCHED IT LIVE AND WHEN MELWOOD SAID “A BOY FROM DAXAM AND A GIRL FROM KRYPTON” I WAS ALREADY ON THE FLOOR, THEN THEY TALKED ABOUT HOW THEY LOVED BUTTING HEADS AND CHRIS SAID “THEY BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE” AND MELISSA AGREED I WAS BURYING MYSELF UNDERGROUND LIKE BYE THEN THEY MENTIONED ROMEO AND JULIET AND I WAS LIKE DAS MY OTP ANYWAY IM SO GLAD THEY BASICALLY CHANTED “MON-EL ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE” THE WHOLE DAY AND LET ME SAY HOW PROUD I FELT WHEN CHRIS STEPPED IN THE ROOM AND GOT SOME OF THE LOUDEST CHEERS I NEARLY CRIED TRULY ANYWAY KATIE IS DEF THE MOM FRIEND AND JEREMY IS A DORK AND ODETTE IS ADORABLE AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH
THE ET INTERVIEW WAS HI LA RIO US I LOVE THIS CAST SO MUCH YOU CAN REALLY FEEL HOW MUCH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND I WISH THE FANDOM WAS LIKE THAT TOO AND THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER I WANNA SPEND A DAY WITH THEM I WOULDN’T STOP LAUGHING DGSGSHBSRBSJSJ BY THE WAY LEANNE DID SUCH A GREAT JOB BOTH IN THE PANEL AND THE INTERVIEW NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY QUEEN KARAMEL
BACK TO MELWOOD
THE FREAKING “MELISSAAA MELISSA MELISSAAAA MELISSAAA” VIDEO I CRIED THEY’RE SO DORKY I COULDN’T LOVE THEM MORE THEY’RE SO ADORABLE IM GONNA LIE ON THE FLOOR WOWAHWEEWAH IM REALLY SHOOK AND BY THE WAY I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THEY SHOWED MY QUESTION IN THE FB LIVE WOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAA OH I ALSO WATCHED THE AUTOGRAPHS LIVE AND CHRIS WAS SO SWEET AND EVERYTIME HE LAUGHED I SCREAMED I LOVED HIS OUTFIT ALSO I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT MELISSA WORE DECENT SHOES!!! THE DRESS WAS FINE I GUESS BUT YAAAAAYYYYYYY I LOVE THIS CAST MIC DROP

Cheater: Josh Washington x Reader

Request: Can you please do a Josh x Reader imagine where the gang doesn’t really like the reader because they would really like Sam and Josh to be together, so they kind of plotted to get the two of them together and it ended with Josh cheating on the reader and the reader catches them on the act. It’s just full of angst and stuff. Anyway, I hope that’s not too confusing. Thanks!! P.S. Your writing is sooo amazing!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘

Word count: 949

You just arrived at the lodge, meeting up with everyone again. You knocked on the door an waited for someone to open it.

“Hey babe! I missed you!” Josh opened the door and embraced you tightly into his arms.

“I missed you too, Josh. Is everyone here yet?” He nodded and took your bags carrying them inside the lodge. You took off your coat, before following Josh into the living room.

“Hey guys, look who just got here!” Josh exclaimed to the group, who were sitting on the couches or on the floor, several beer bottles already on the table.

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homemade-psychxpath  asked:

Hey, this is fluffyevans but I just don't know how to switch to my other blog. So, I'd like to make request if that's okay and it's fine if you don't feel like writing it but yeah, can you do a ficlet where Chris Evans finds out you're asexual? If you don't want to do that it's fine... man I never realised how awkward it is to make requests... then again I am a very awkward person. Anyway, good luck with the blog, I can't wait to see what you write!

I hope this does you justice. 


“Chris.”

His lips continued to assault your neck, hungry.

“Chris.”

Thinking it was merely encouragement, his hands slide down your sides, stopping at your hips and pressing his own to them eagerly.

Tears form in your eyes, feeling words lodge in your throat. How was he supposed to know you weren’t exactly excited by the idea of having sex? Not because it was him, no, you loved him more than anything.

How could you tell him without breaking his heart? Without him possibly breaking yours? Squeezing your eyes shut, your fingers work into his hair as his lips brush over your collarbone, whispering your name on your skin.

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Steve Rogers Imagine

Imagine an explosion happening, and you run into Steve’s arms for protection. And he holds you really close, making you feel safe.


‘’Y/N!! Get over here!’’ Steve screams, motioning you towards him.

You could hear the explosion go off behind you as you sprint towards Steve. You run right into his arms, feeling his strong arm wrap around you. You could feel his shield get hovered over you, your face smushes against his chest as he holds you tight and close. The explosion explodes by you and you could feel the heat, but the shield was there to protect you. And mostly Steve was there, holding you close, making you feel safe. 

After the explosion was over with, he removes the shield and you look up at him. Your eyes still filled with fear, Steve saw that you were still in fear. He dropped his shield and wraps his arms around you, squeezing you hard and tight.

‘’I’m so glad you’re safe Y/N.’’ His voice cracked and he kissed your head.

‘’Thank you Steve. Thank you for protecting me.’’ You silently sob into his shirt.

‘’I would give up my life if it meant that you were going to be safe.’’ Steve starts to sob as well.

You two just stood there, clashed together, sobbing together. You loved Steve, and he loved you.

YIKES! - C.Evans, S.Stan

Requested - REQUESTS CLOSED

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Hey can you do a Chris x seb x reader where the reader is in a relationship with Chris but they are on a break and both the reader and seb gets drunk and have sex which leads to the reader getting pregnant and she cries to Lizzie about it fearing that Chris would officially leave her. She tell both at the same time and Chris is angry and leaves for a week but later comes around and forgive the reader and says her favorite quote “I’m with you till the end of the line” and end it however way ? **anonymous**

Note: wow um this is fucking long and i’m dead help. word count is around mid to late 2k and early 3k, also, i’ve given up on the polls and have deleted them :(  -Aly

Warning: language, breakup, alcohol use, mentions of sex, “cheating” if you squint, polyandry, The Walking Dead spoilers

Originally posted by iamnotchrisevans

“God,” You grumble, head lolling to rest on Lizzie’s shoulder. “God.” Lizzie giggles lightly, patting your forehead with two fingers. You lazily swat her hand away and sigh heavily. “I can’t believe Chris doesn’t love me,” You slur.

Lizzie huffs. “You need to have sex,” Lizzie says, rather loudly. “You need to get blackout drunk and get fucked.” You nod in agreement and sip at the bottle of rum. You ditched the glass tumbler a while ago. “I think,” Lizzie pauses to giggle, “You’re already halfway there.”

“Jesus, I’m not that drunk,” You exclaim. You quickly prove yourself wrong as you sit up abruptly and end up flopping onto your other side, having not gauged your distance speed correctly. “..okay, fine. I’m kinda drunk.” You snicker, sitting up slower.

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Worrywarts

Request: a Chris Evans one? Idk, I’m aware he has anxiety, and sometimes the whole fame thing can be a bit much for him but he always presses on and stuff? So maybe the reader is a close friend with a crush or their interests (I don’t think he has any romantic interests rn?) or he likes the reader but the reader maybe feels like, they won’t amount to much? Like they haven’t been presented many opportunities in life just yet and they feel very stuck, so it’s kinda like a positive encouragement?

Chris Evans x Reader

Whenever he managed to have free time, you and Chris Evans would meet for dinner. He had finally gotten done with filming the last Captain America film, and had been doing a publicity tour until the past week. As soon as he came back to town, you and your best friend had gotten to catch up and spent nearly every meal together, and it had been heaven for you. Though you had never told him, you loved Chris dearly and had for years.

But he was famous and had a promising acting career now, and you were still living in your home town, not getting up to much of anything. You were just a waitress, and though the restaurant was pretty high-end, it was still hard work and you dealt with horrible customers and a frustrating boss. You wouldn’t complain about it to Chris, though. He had bigger things to worry about.

He was currently worrying about convention season and having to go on tour with it. Even though he was a great actor, Chris still felt anxious about public speaking. You couldn’t help but think he was a good fit for Steve Rodgers—they were both shy sweethearts behind the role they played. You stared at his handsome face, no longer really interesting. You understood his anxiety, but knew that he didn’t need to worry—he always did well. He was a natural, and everyone loved him. Really, he could have girl he wanted.

“Y/N?” asked Chris, and you focused back on your best friend. He was looking at you with worry, and you were touched he cared. He reached over and took your hand.

“Are you okay?” he asked, and you just shrugged. Sure, your job had been getting more and more difficult as some of your coworkers had found out about your friendship with Chris and while some had started to treat you kindly (wanting to get on his good side), others had decided to try to punish you for having been his friend since childhood. But it wasn’t actually Chris’s fault, and anything he would try to do about it would probably just make worse. You tried to smile but he was still frowning, so you let it slip away.

“I’m boring you, aren’t I? I’m sorry, Y/N… How are you doing?” he asked, and you couldn’t stop the tears that started spilling out of your eyes. Chris was at your side in a second, rubbing your back and holding your hand. It was too much. He was so kind and meant something in the world, and you… well, you didn’t. You tried to explain it to him, but he wouldn’t hear of it.

“I’m just a stupid waitress and I’m never going to be anything more than that. I’m just a background face for people, and all I get is to be in love with a guy I’ll never deserve. I just, I’m nothing spectacular and I never will be,” you sobbed, and Chris made soothing sounds while you bit it out. Realizing just how pathetic you sounded when you spoke, you choked back another sob and quickly tried to evacuate your seat, but Chris held you in place.

“Hey now, no, don’t you think that. Y/N, you are beautiful and wonderful, and I never want to hear you thinking this way again. You’re what keeps me grounded, what keeps me going. You’re sweet and kind and I think you’re amazing and I love you,” he said, smiling in disbelief and joy as he realized what he said. You couldn’t believe it. He had to have meant as a friend, but then he kissed you and you realized that no, he didn’t.

You kissed him in return, and the two of you grinned at each other like fools. He kissed your knuckles, almost hiding behind your hands.

“How about we agree to focus on the positive now?” he offered, and you smiled and nodded. Yeah, you could probably focus on the love between the two of you. He returned to his seat, and the two of you finished your now date with smiles.

-nine-

I thought If I got whatever fascination I have for her out of my system and that’s if I let myself have her even just one time,  would be enough and I can finally let go of the lust and the guilt and move on. It sounds good in theory. But it wasn’t.

 

The sparks I felt…yeah, those we’re real enough. There was something on what we’d shared that could ignite the world into flames. Something in her touch. God.

 

I’ve been fighting my feelings for her the longest. I fought it. I fought it hard.

 

But things couldn’t go back to the way we had been. We just couldn’t.

 

Not now when I was helplessly in love with her.

I woke up to see he had already left. Rustling the sheets, I winced as a flare of pain sent straight through both of my legs when I tried to sit up. The area between my thighs was tender and sore, and it served as a remembrance of last night’s events. As I play back what happened in my head, I realize how foolish my decision was.

 

I know it was stupid to feel so depressed about something that was inevitable but last night… last night I thought things would’ve been different. I came about this plan thinking Chris would feel that what I’m feeling is something deeper. Deeper than the sexual attraction that we have for each other but apparently it didn’t turn out that way. 

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