In which Louise Simonson saves X-Factor; Apocalypse gets off to a rough start; Cyclops is bad at people; Apocalypse should be the Kingpin of X-Men; Jean Grey is sick of your bullshit; you should totally cosplay Skids; and Mystique fundamentally misunderstands branding.
The Maximoff family tree
X-Factor as sketch comedy
Skids (Sally Blevins)
NEXT WEEK: The Mutant Massacre!
Special thanks to the Master of Maximoffs, Max Carleton of waitingforthet!
A very happy birthday to the Consulting X-Pert Kestrel!
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