soap treats

exo and their shower/bath habits

xiumin:

• water efficient, turns off the water when applying soap and shampoo

• showers within 5 minutes

• enjoys buying different fragrances of soap and shampoo

• treats himself to a bubble bath and a beer in secret sometimes 

• the bathroom is full of steam because he enjoys showering with very hot water

• sings quietly in the shower

suho:

• showers until his skin is wrinkly

• always in deep thought

• always being pranked by the other members (lights are turned off, water turns cold/hot etc…)

• has flashbacks to embarrassing moments of his life, cringes a lot

sneaky glass of wine in the shower

• after stepping out and putting a towel on, he practices speeches and jokes in the mirror. Members hear his laugh from their bedrooms

yixing:

• contemplates life in the shower

• uses the steam to draw music and doodles on the glass screen

• uses two loofahs 

• uses bars of soap instead of liquid body wash

• talks to himself in the shower

• once he finishes showering he will leave the water on for the next person (”it’s already warm so you don’t need to wait for it to heat up”)

chanyeol:

• always has to move the shower head higher to fit his height 

• pees in the shower

• he saw this hack on buzzfeed, so he started eating oranges in the shower. after that he just started bringing fruit into the shower

• has imaginary arguments in the shower 

• always forgets to bring his towel, he’ll yell out for someone to help

• if no one helps he’ll run out naked and looks for his towel

baekhyun:

• has a collection of cute shower caps since he doesn’t wash his hair often

• also pees in the shower

• brings his phone into the bathroom and blasts his shower karaoke playlist

• blows bubbles with the body wash

• uses the shampoo lather to style his hair into funny hairstyles

• when he comes out of the shower he wraps a towel around himself and sits on his bed and plays on his phone for 30 minutes

chen:

• plays his shower playlist on full blast (95% are girl group songs)

• dances cutely whilst washing up

• sings loudly

• uses exfoliating gloves to scrub his body

• uses shower bombs as aromatherapy to relax and unwind

• once he is done, he will wrap his towels around his body and hair and sit outside to watch TV for a bit

kyungsoo:

• always has to adjust the shower head lower to suit his height

• has one of those exfoliating back brushes so that he can reach his back

• closes his eyes and daydreams in the shower

• always gets a feeling that there’s a monster in front of him so he’ll open his eyes quickly

• when he comes back to earth he’ll feel flustered so he’ll quickly rinse off the soap and shampoo and get out

• he’ll apply a face mask and gets into bed to watch some movies

kai:

• uses hot water to clean his body and cold water to rinse his hair 

• practices choreography as he washes

• shampoo gets into his eyes since he moves around and the water hits his hair

• has some really weird thoughts in the shower sometimes (eg. When your dog keeps bringing you the same toy, is that because it’s your dog’s favourite toy, or because your dog thinks it’s your favourite toy?)

• sometimes he is so tired from work he’ll just sit under the shower and let the water hit him (and falls asleep)

• one of the members always knocks on the door when it exceeds 5 minutes of him being in the shower to see if he fell asleep

sehun:

• prefers baths to showers

• likes bubble baths because he can play with the bubbles and bring his bathtub toys into the tub

• has a large collection of bath bombs

• watches tv shows on his phone

• soaks for a long time to the point where the others knock the door and tells him to hurry up

• spends the next 20 minutes doing his skin care routine and drying his hair

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welcome to new york is for the modern day explorers armed with polaroid cameras and endless optimism and trying to make everything into an adventure even if you are just going out for groceries and bright neon signs and glossy magazines and walking through a crowd and realising that you are just a background character in someone else’s story and collecting maps and tickets and tacky memorabilia from every city you visit

blank space is for the guests of life’s great masquerade ball and their forced smiles and private journals and the string of pearls caught around their necks like a noose and airport waiting lounges and holding a stranger’s gaze in public and for just a moment imagining a world where you stop them in the street and talk to them and stopping for an espresso at inner city cafes and deep red lipstick and walking with your head held just a little higher because you know you look good today

style is for the unlikely girl gangs and the photos you take in bathrooms on nights you hardly remember and effortlessly messy hairstyles and the stillness and silence in the air when you walk around at night time and screenshots of old text conversations and stumbling home when your family is already asleep and making extra effort to let people know what they’ve been missing and the traditional melancholy of a drive home from a concert 

out of the woods is for the daydreamers sprawled on top of freshly changed bedsheets and staring at the imperfections of your bedroom ceiling and worrying about the past and the future more than the present and flowers and patterns and stars in the margins of lined paper and dancing past the point of feeling tired when you can feel nothing but the music and that feeling of missing a step on the stairs that wakes you up when you are only half asleep and old bookshops and tiny house plants and the realisation that you have fallen into a routine

all you had to do was stay is for everyone checking their phone every three minutes for a message they know is never coming and 11.11 wishes and realising that some people have little parts of you that you can never get back and long lazy sundays alone and staring out of the window on public transport and making up stories about the people you pass and wanting to tell someone something and remembering that you don’t speak anymore

shake it off is for the ones who are starting again and your already forgotten new years resolutions and to do lists and never truly knowing what other people are thinking about you but not letting it worry you and wearing clashing colours and laughing at your own insecurities and singing really loud in the car with the windows rolled down and pink lemonade and not saving nice clothes for special occasions and smiling with your teeth and multicoloured strings of fairylights

i wish you would is for unconventional lovers who are slightly crooked and never fit the mould and that feeling of clarity you sometimes only get at 2am and wishing and hoping and putting all your faith into shooting stars that are probably just planes passing overhead and all the lights of the city and the way they blur when you drive really fast into the heart of it all and every soft shimmering person you let slip through your hands like smoke and the ones who shine so bright today but could be gone next time you open your eyes

bad blood is for those who can’t say certain names because they leave a bad taste in their mouths and leather jackets and friendship bracelets beginning to unravel and doing things just to spite those who said you couldn’t and missing someone you know you shouldn’t even think about and photographs ripped in half and laddered tights and waiting on an apology and thinking of a clever comeback three hours too late

wildest dreams is for the cynical hopeless romantics who’s head and heart are constantly are war and looking at the moon and realising that everyone looks up at the same sky and mentally taking a photograph because no camera can do a moment justice and the fear of slowly being forgotten and the need to leave not a mark on this world but a stain and falling in love just a little bit with anyone who’s even the slightest bit nice to you and family heirlooms and keeping others people’s clothes

how you get the girl is for anyone who deserves a second chance and confetti and soft pink chapstick and renting dumb romcoms to watch under four blankets and coffee shop encounters with strangers and home baking with someone you care about who has flour in their hair and 1950s love songs and pretending you’re not staring at someone and the moment you realise your heart isn’t broken it was just under repair

this love is for the children of the sea who got washed up by the tide and spend all their lives trying to get back and candles at dusk and anything vintage and lacy and driftwood and holding your breath without realising and letting people float away from you because you don’t want to trap them like butterflies behind glass and messages in bottles that never reach their destinations and being asked by adults what you want to do with your life and not having an answer

i know places is for the star crossed lovers who have all the odds against them and suddenly feeling like your life is a movie and having a soundtrack playing in your head and being the underdog and secret handshakes and private jokes and all black ensembles and meeting someone’s eyes across the room and it feeling like home and walking walls instead of pavements and fairytales that sort the world into good and evil and feeling invincible and being short of breath because you’re trying to laugh and run at the same time

clean is for those who became the hero of their own story and who greet each morning with a small smile because they weren’t sure they’d ever see it and scrapbooks of all the people you’ve ever been and jewelry from people you used to love that you don’t wear any more but can’t throw away and tear-streaked cheeks and hand written notes and floral soaps and being treated like you might break and the music he didn’t like but you did and waking up at the right time without your alarm and dressing in metallics and sheer blouses

Tronnor fandom Chill !

Ok so I wanted to rant about what happened at Vidcon and Connor mentionning Troye so here. 


To begin with, the peoples who were screaming Troye in the background when that girl was asking Connor the questions, you guys are disrespectful, you didn’t let him the time to think about his own answer and almost force him to  answer that 

Then, now that you got what you wanted that he mentionned Troye, I’m really happy he did, I get you guys it’s been forever since Tronnor didn’t interact ,  but explain me what the fuck is this wave of TRONNOR RISING, TRONNOR IS ALIVE, TRONNOR IS REAL ??? is  some fans of Tronnor fandom a bunch of stupid brainless  kids ? 

It’s so obvious that Connor and Troye had something going on, from good to bad, after their “ break up” they were both feeling kinda down and faking things, but lately they seems both genuinely happy, and I doubt it’s because of a comeback together, you don’t accept that and try to brush that but NO! there’s no brushing shit, Jacob is in the picture, wether you want it or not, Jacob has been with Troye during European tour, the BBMA’s, The Little Mermaid somthing with his parents, eating at restaurant, chasing each other, ( Troye going to Colorado for Jacob, Jacob coming back to LA for Troye), sharing cloths basically every Troye most important events . And no matter how you want to make Jacob be Troye cousin so he don’t appear as a threat to Tronnor, sorry to disapoint, he is not a threat to Tronnor, he came in the picture when it was over , he is a nice guy, and seems to make Troye happy, wtf is your problem ?? 


as Connor,  he mentionning Troye  is maybe a way to imply that whatever problems they had, it’s over now and they are good, not that  they are going back together lol, and peoples are going crazy as fuck for that, but don’t talk about that Edsta guy actually modeling for Common Culture  and posing with Connor type of flowers,  it’s obviously too soon, to say anything about Connor and Edsta, but they may become a thing as  Jacob became someone important to Troye, what are you gonna do ? harrass Edsta the way  Jacob has been harrassed  for being a potential Troye boyfriend ? 


I am disgusted by the fandom, treating Troye and Connor lives  like a  bad soap opera , and treat them like toys, because yeah, you all  know there is no Tronnor anymore, it’s just you wishing  there was and thus  create any crazy rumours and shit to make peoples believe there is hope, when Troye and Connor are trying to be friends, and move on. You re not respectful of their lives  and choices but your own selfish desire, Tronnor fandom is DISGUSTING ( well at least those who are like this not all ) 

anonymous asked:

Levi bathroom headcannon

Levi:

Bathroom:

  • He totally has scented soaps he’ll use to treat himself with.
  • He doesn’t like the taste of mint toothpaste so he just uses cinnamon.
  • Likes to take his time, so showers last about twenty minutes. He just sits there too, his thoughts flow a lot in there.
  • Levi styles his hair while it’s damp, and he usually towel dries it.

I like it when little old ladies talk about making soap because they treat it like it’s basically advanced banana bread and it reminds me of dudes who are way too into Fight Club and act like lye is the most dangerous scary thing you could possibly keep in your home.

Scorpions and Orphan Black

Well after our third teaser, I feel like we are finally onto something here! Today’s message translates to: Some scorpions are predators. No predator is a pet. Conclusion: Some scorpions are not pets. True or False?  (Thanks once again to 324b21-clone, clone club’s wonderful decoder)

So to refresh, we have bloody bathtubs, soap, and scorpions. Seemingly random? [whispers] They have a connection.

Now, before today’s message, JJ (who has been on the scorpion path for some time, you smarty!!!) made this post, talking about the cure for a scorpion sting, into which I threw some science about scorpion venom.

To summarize the post: scorpion stings are treated with soap and water (bathtub?), and their venom may be helpful in curing autoimmune disorders (clone disease???). (Also their venom is currently being studied as a potential cure for cancer due to it’s ability to block chloride channels.)

What does this all mean????

Well Helena is featured with the scorpion, possibly indicating Helena’s use as a weapon (“I’m not your weapon”) by the military, in an attempt to brainwash her to do their bidding (torture and brainwashing go hand and hand and we already know a torture scene featuring Helena and a scorpion is to come). 

Sarah is featured with the bathtub, perhaps symbolizing how she will attempt to save Helena from her situation. Sarah could be part of Helena’s treatment of her military wounds (whether simply by saving her, preventing her from being harmed, or picking up the pieces afterward). The bloody bathtub could also indicate the scene of the crime, perhaps Sarah is somehow involved in Helena’s torture, either accidentally stumbling upon it in an attempt to rescue Helena, or being used as a pawn by the military to persuade Helena.

Alison is featured with soap, another form of treatment for the sting. She also has the phrase “I’m not your toy” attached to her, so perhaps she is being manipulated in some way by people connected to Helena and the military, using guilt about saving Helena to get what they want. It could also reference a need by Alison to cover up everything in her life that makes her unhappy (she is often putting a bandaid over a bullet hole and then turning the other cheek with all her might). A scorpion sting may be treated with soap and water, but ultimately you need to see a doctor, and this could reference Alison’s demons coming back to haunt her, or her need to 100% face the fact that she is a clone this season.

Now what is to come? Well the therapeutic nature of scorpion venom is already a nod at Cosima. She has an unidentified autoimmune disorder, and scorpion venom is a potential cure for that. Also a random fact: there is a type of scorpion known as a ghost scorpion…who do we know that’s been referred to as a ghost? Paul. Paul, military, Helena, scorpions…it all is coming together.

We shall see tomorrow.