soap hunks

Voltron cast as Whiskey River Soap Co. soaps

Hunk:

Keith:

also (couldn’t resist galra!Keith)

Shiro:

Lance:


Pidge:


Allura:

also

Coran:


also

Zarkon:


Klance:

so me and @urban-eagle were talkin about latino lance and filipino hunk yesterday…

  • so like, filipino cuisine adopts some food from spanish culture…so we were thinking, Lance and Hunk bond over common knowledge of dishes
  • “you’ve never had empanadas?? hunk, these people are SUFFERING”
  • “can you make me leche flan for my birthday”
  • one day Hunk makes some filipino food for Lance that Lance thinks he knows
  • “hey Lance, i made some rosquillos”
  • “what are THOOOOSSSSEEEEEE”
  • filipino rosquillos and spanish rosquillos
  • (ok i realize rosquillos are a spain thing, not really cuba, but i just thought it was a really good example of cuisine differences)
  • anyways, dishes they thought they had in common, their parents actually make pretty differently and they fight over what’s better
  • also, Hunk is REALLY into filipino dramas
  • Lance was not really into spanish soap operas but Hunk starts getting him into the Filipino ones
  • They’re all in Tagalog but, like almost all Filipino television, random words and sentences are spoken in English for no apparent reason, so this makes it easier for Lance to get into them
  • Hunk gives Lance basic rundowns on what’s goin’ on whenever Lance pops into the room
  • Lance can’t actually sit still and watch whole episodes for the most part, especially because he can’t understand a majority of the dialogue
  • but he has this uncanny knack for walking in right when some crap is about to go down
  • “Hey Hunk, what’s goin’ on now - WAIT, YOU SEE THAT FACE THAT LADY’S MAKING SCOOT OVER I GOTTA WATCH THIS" 
  • “ OH, SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT, Audrey is about to bring the smackdown!!!”
  • Lance LIVES for the dramatic confrontations