Ya know when ya go to take a shower and there’s another guy in there, there’s soap on the ground and you’re like ‘oh I shouldn’t pick up that soap. Wait a second, that’s a bomb! How do I get rid of this bomb? I know, I’ll kick the dude so hard, for some reason wearing his underwear in the shower…I’ll kick him so hard he’ll bounce across the room, the stick of dynamite will go up his arse, he’ll explode and turn into an amorphous blob all over the floor because I just fucked all his shit up and now his feet are over there and his ass is all around him instead of just being behind him.’ WHAT DID I DO?
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