Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest.
I spent years compiling research on the revenants.
I did a four-year university degree by correspondence on ancient cultures and languages because I thought that maybe maybe I could break the curse.
And you, who’s never tried to be good at anything in life, got to be the special one while I just got to be Waverly.