Jealous [Chibs Telford]

Anonymous Request: Fiona and Kerrianne are in town and the reader gets jealous.

Rating: SFW

Warnings: None

Authors note: I may rewrite this one because I feel like it doesn’t do he request justice.

It wasn’t a common occurrence for [Y/N] to get jealous, especially over such a small thing. Deep down she knew Chibs still held feelings for Fiona, but at the end of the day he’d always come home to her. However, her mind still went to those dark places, always wondering if he’d stray back to the good ole days.

That’s where her mind currently was, drifting, but she was pulled back to reality when someone knocks on the front door. She turns the stovetop down to simmer before hurrying to the door, without peeking through the blind she opens it only freeze on the spot. There standing on her front doorstep was Fiona and Kerrianne, wearing bright and cheery smiles.

“Hello [Y/N],” Fiona says while sticking her hand out towards her, “I see Filip didn’t mention us stopping by.”

“N-no, he didn’t but please come on in.” She replies

before stepping to the side to allow them in.

“Thank you, come on Kerrianne.” Fiona says as she ushers her daughter on into the house. Once inside, [Y/N] closes the door and guides them to the hallway.

“Well, since you’re here we do have two guest rooms.” She states while motioning towards the two doors on the left, “you’re more than welcome to use both or one. There is adjoining bathroom so there will be plenty of privacy.”

“That’s very kind of you, we’ll keep them clean for you. Do you still work at the hospital?” Fiona questions as Kerrianne takes off into the nearest room, closing the door behind her.

“I do, I hope the weird hours won’t bother you two.” [Y/N] replies just as Chibs walks through the front door. A huge smile springs onto Fiona’s face before running to embrace the Scottish man. Without a word, she slips from the room and back to the kitchen before her face gives away a little too much.

[Y/N] listens carefully from the kitchen as the two of them chat away about anything and everything. A short while later she can hear the bedroom door open and Kerrianne’s voice join the others. After a few more minutes of putting things together she finally puts the meal in the oven and sets a timer. Just as she’s going to round the corner to join in the conversation she hears the front door close and the room fall silent.

“Hello?” [Y/N] calls out to an apparently empty house, “I know they didn’t just up and leave without even thinking of me.”

She lets out a loud huff before spinning on her heel and heading back into the kitchen. [Y/N] works tirelessly to finish the meal and once it’s done she fixes a plate for herself and shoves the rest in the refrigerator. Her eyes dart over to the clock taking note of the time, frustrated she shuts the lights off and heads to bed.

As she lays down in the bed she finds herself jealous of Fiona, but at the same time pissed at Chibs. Not only had he not said anything to her be whisks his ex-wife out of the house for a night out on the town. [Y/N] couldn’t remember the last time she had been out on a date with her Old Man. The more she thought about the bigger the green monster grew until her body finally gives out and she falls asleep.

Sometime later in the night she rouses just enough to know that someone has entered the house. She dozes back off but is roused once again as the bed shifts and Chibs settles down. Without jarring the bed too much he worms his way over to her and drapes his arm over her.

“Jealousy doesn’t really suit ya lass.” Chibs mutters into her ear, his hot breath fanning out over her neck.

[Y/N] hums quietly to herself before pushing his arm off of her and placing some distance between the two of them. Chibs groans lowly before repeating the action and pulling her closer to him.

“I’m also sorry about ditching ya like that, for some reason I thought you worked tonight.” He states while planting kisses along her neck, “do you think you can forgive me?”

“A heads up next time would be great, it’s not something that i’m all that great at controlling.” She mumbles, “I know how you feel about me, it’s just my head that gets a little crowded.”

“I know, by just remember,” Chibs says as he slides his hand up to grasp her chin and turn her head so that she’s looking at him, “I love you and only you.”


My high school is currently undergoing some huge structural changes in order to be expanded. In fact, the “career center” which stands as it’s own building is being bulldozed just next week. 

My pharmacy teacher decided that it would be a great opportunity for my class (her smallest) to “graffiti” the walls before we move to another classroom as sort of encouragement to get us through the rest of the semester. This is what we came up with:

As you can see, I took the opportunity to represent some assorted Fandoms in the top picture. The last picture is my teacher’s “personal portrait” which will be behind her desk for the next week. It was a great 👍🏼 afternoon!

Prompt List of Sarcasm
  1. “Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.” 
  2. “Define normal.” 
  3. “Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” 
  4. “Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 
  5. “Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.” 
  6. “It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.” 
  7. “I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.” 
  8. “And you wonder why you’re still single.” 
  9. “Remind me to kill you. Please.” 
  10. “I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.” 
  11. “That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?” 
  12. “Were you dropped on your head?” 
  13. “She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.” 
  14. “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.” 
  15. “If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.” 
  16. “Sorry. I don’t speak skank.” 
  17. “If I survive, can I go home?” 
  18. “My middle finger salutes you.” 
  19. “This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.” 
  20. “I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.” 
  21. “I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.” 
  22. “Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.” 
  23. “Oh darling. Go buy a brain.” 
  24. “Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.” 
  25. “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 
  26. “All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.” 
  27. “I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.” 
  28. “Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.” 
  29. “What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?” 
  30. “I heard that!” “You were supposed to!” 
  31. “I need therapy after this.” 
  32. “You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” 
  33. “I’m not weird. I am limited edition.” 
  34. “I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.” 
  35. “I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.” 
  36. “If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.” 
  37. “You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” 
  38. “I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.” 
  39. “I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.” 
  40. “Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.” 
  41. “I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.” 
  42. “Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!” 
  43. “Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.” 
  44. “You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.” 
  45. “Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!” 
  46. “The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” 
  47. “Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.” 
  48. “She’s hot, but she’s evil.” 
  49. “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” 
  50. “I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.” 
  51. “Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.” 
  52. “You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.” 
  53. “What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.” 
  54. “I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.” 
  55. “So stick that in your juice box and suck it.” 
  56. “Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.” 
  57. “This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.” 
  58. “A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.” 
  59. “Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.” 
  60. “I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.” 
  61. “You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.” 
  62. “What you call insanity, I call inspiration.” 
  63. “Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” 
  64. “Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.” 
  65. “Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.” 
  66. “I like you. You’re different.” 
  67. “You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.” 
  68. “Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.” 
  69. “You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.” 
  70. “Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.” 
  71. “I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 
  72. “Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.” 
  73. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” 
  74. “I care so little, I almost passed out.” 
  75. “Well behaved woman rarely make history.” 
  76. “You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.” 
  77. “The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.” 
  78. “You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.” 
  79. “Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.” 
  80. “How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.” 
  81. “Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.” 
  82. “Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.” 
  83. “I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.” 
  84. “You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.” 
  85. “Have fun being deal.” “I will.” 
  86. “Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.” 
  87. “It’s called thinking. Go with it.” 
  88. “I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.” 
  89. “Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.” 
  90. “I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.” 
  91. “The girl is strange no question.” 
  92. “Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.” 
  93. “I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.” 
  94. “You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.” 
  95. “I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”
  96. “I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.” 
  97. “I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.” 
  98. “If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”
  99. “I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.” 
  100. “Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.” 
  101. “Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.” 
  102. “You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?” 
  103. “I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.” 
  104. “My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.” 
  105. “I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.” 
  106. “My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.” 
  107. “She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.” 
  108. “And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.” 
  109. “Such big evil in such a little thing.” 
  110. “Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?” 
  111. “What does not kill you will likely try again.” 
  112. “Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.” 
  113. “And hello to you too… little homewrecker.” 
  114. “I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.” 
  115. “I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.” 
  116. “What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”
  117. “In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.” 
  118. “I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.” 
  119. “Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.” 
  120. “This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.” 

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