I think baby boomers’ tendency to get very mad at slow service goes hand in hand with their dislike of smart phones. Every situation I’ve been in where service is slow? I just whip out my phone and browse apps for the extra 30 seconds. It’s not a big deal. Meanwhile Landline Howard behind me in line who’s never held a smartphone in his life is bored with nothing to occupy his time so he yells at minimum wage workers instead.
The moment I saw the prompt, I thought of the song Kiss it Better by He is We, which is a straight shot to the feels and I’d definitely recommend it as background music if you ever need to write an angsty scene.
TW: Blood and Character death. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. See the tags for more thoughts.
Paris lay in ruins.
Paris lay in ruins and Chat Noir was alone.
He had split away from Ladybug nearly ten minutes
ago so she could recharge her kwami. The akuma, a vastly destructive force that
went by the name of Dévastateur, had spent the better part of the past hour
turning the streets to rubble and carving chunks out of buildings. Monuments
were crushed beneath his power – and for once, Chat wondered if Hawkmoth
regretted releasing a power like that into the world.
The akuma wasn’t anything special, really. He was
granted power, great power, which gave him strength beyond imagination. It was
his heart, however, that had darkened to a point that no mortal should ever
Chat didn’t know why the victim had turned so
cold. He wasn’t sure he cared – not when Ladybug was still missing in action
and Paris was a bona fide mess. But he did know that the damage wasn’t entirely
Hawkmoth’s fault. No. This was personal on some level. The man beneath the mask
wanted to tear the world apart on his own terms.
In Ladybug’s absence, Chat had reverted to a new
plan – evacuating as many civilians as he could as quickly as he could. There
were times for showy heroics, and there were times when all that mattered was
preventing a bloodbath. This happened to be one of the latter.
modern AU in which Guren takes Shinya to the dentist to get his wisdom teeth removed.
*Shinya tries to hide the fact that he’s freaking out
*Guren has to force him into the dentist’s workroom, because Shinya doesn’t want to let go of him
*“But you’ll wait for me, right?? You won’t leave me here alone, will you????”
*Guren waits for a while, Shinya’s loud screech can be heard through the door, then he goes silent (put under general anesthesia)
*Guren leaves to get coffee
*He returns, when the procedure’s done, because he has to drive Shinya home and put him to sleep
*Shinya is released, that’s when the “fun” part begins (for Guren, not for Shinya)
*“Gureeen, I just love toast so much”
“Why can’t I eat all toast in the world??”
*Shinya starts crying and ranting about how everything makes him sad
“How am I supposed to survive if there’s no more jam left?”
*Guren kind of feels bad for laughing, but he still records his high boyfriend and uploads it on facebook and Instagram
*“Also why are my eyes blue??? And your eyes are purple… It doesn’t make sense, IS IT WEIRD??? GUREN, ARE MY EYES WEIRD????”
-“No, Shinya, your eyes are okay, people do have blue eyes”
“BUT I COULD HAVE BROWN EYES OR GREEN”
“Guren, my face feels weird”
*Shinya spits out a cotton bloody ball
*Starts crying again
*Guren is like “.. what’s wrong? It’s just a dirty piece of cotton”
“MY MOUTH WAS ITS HOME….”
**This goes on the entire way back home
*Somehow Guren manages to put the other on their bed and watch him fall asleep
*The next day Shinya feels really embarrassed and weirded out, upon watching himself cry over toast, the color of his eyes, and a cotton ball
With a deep breath you answered your phone and stopped in
front of your full length mirror, one of the perks pf being a vampire meant
that everything was your whenever you wanted it. Plus, you were the first human
to be turned by the Mikaelsons’ which meant there wasn’t really much that could
“Elijah, let me guess, you arrived in New Orleans and found
Klaus causing trouble… Rebekah won’t help you so you called me.” You said as
soon as you slid your thumb across the phone.
“I’ll cover the rent for that ridiculously lavish apartment
of yours.” Elijah offered. You scoffed at him and wondered out of your huge
walk in wardrobe and slumped onto your bed.
“That offer’s not even gonna get me to my front door.” You
hummed as you twirled your hair through your fingers.
Oh my gosh, guys, you are so gooblegabbly sweet i just want to hug you all! *w*
Thank you so much for reading this comic, it was such a fun thing to do. I’m happy i decided to draw it, it was an exercise, provin that i can do long stories and actually finish them <tho that is a bullshite ending right there>
I am not done with the subject tho! This fanfic was so amazing, and many things didn’t get resolved, so i may do few one-shots focused on missed thingies ^^
(and answering an Anon there - Papyrus said “well, of course!” in response to his brother. He’s going to share his greatness with the world ^^)
Since Fujimaki won’t give us GOM siblings, I’ve taken it upon myself to yolo/headcanon them. Here’s the first set with the precious son!! He has four older siblings, he’s literally the baby of his family cAN YOU BELIEVE.
His parents must have moolah bc - just consider it for a moment. Their kids would grow out of their clothes every few months growing up, all their furniture/maybe even their house itself needs to be custom made, etc.
((also the 17 age was with extra game in mind but then I drew his hair like the main series uh… yolo?))
Once Upon a Marichat[ Marinette’s late night run in with Chat Noir has put her on high alert. It’s one thing to see him as Ladybug, but his stepping into her personal life seems a little bit much. As he continues to visit her at night, her friendship with Adrien grows by day. Her life as a superhero and normal girl are almost melding together, the exact opposite of what she wants. Will she be able to conquer her shyness and confront Adrien? Will she embrace Chat Noir and accept him in her normal life too? Will she be able to keep up the facade of “just Marinette” around them? ]
Secret Santa[ Adrien and Marinette get each others name in their class secret santa and the gifts have to be perfect. ]
New Year’s Dance - Secret Santa’s sequel [ Adrien swallows his nerves and asks Marinette to be his date to a New Year’s gala. ]
Heartstrings [ one of marinette’s rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes, but there are other things to be more afraid of. her heart, for example, might be one of them. ]
Miraculous has unintended side effects. A chance encounter leaves Chat Noir in Marinette’s magic hands. Scritch and scratch, this kitty has needs. ]
Glaze - Obsession’s sequel [
He watched her fade, right before his eyes, and he couldn’t do anything to stop it.
Quiver - Obsession’s third part [
Spring in Paris, a time for flowers and love, for fashion and passion. But heated blood can lead to dangerous decisions and Adrien’s about to discover how hard things can be. Hawk Moth is on the horizon.
It’s going to primarily be an (older) Marichat and Adrienette fanfiction, and these two are going to be around each other nearly 24/7, (although they may not realize it)
“The last thing he remembered was lying in bed, trying his best to finally fall asleep. He hadn’t slept well in a while, and once he actually managed to fall asleep, he usually woke up on the ground next to his bed, or dangling down from the side of it. His head always hurt when he was awake, and he felt more tired with each passing night. But none of this explained what he was doing here of all places. Adrien Agreste, the model and hero of Paris, was dressed in his leathery superhero suit, and he wasn’t inside of his own room either. How the hell did he get here?” ]
Adrien feels lonely one night, so he decides to visit a certain classmate. Things spiral out of control from there.
I Know You [
So Chat gets bored and decides to visit his Princess, duet singing is the result.
Tikki’s New Friend [
The dog was easily the height of his chest, and the young woman walking it could have only come up to his shoulder. But she was just cheerfully walking along beside the dog, chatting and laughing happily with a redheaded young woman. The dog was a big black beast—he didn’t know the breed then, nor did he particularly care, but it whined pitifully when its equally dark-haired owner paused to read a street sign. She just giggled and reached out a hand to ruffle its fur, and the giant’s tail wagged happily.
Le Petit Soleil[
“Marinette Dupain-Cheng was a fiery ball of warmth in his dull, dull world and he wanted nothing more than to lazily stretch out in her light and soak it in.”
About Time - TimeTravel!AU [ What might happen when the lucky duo meets their future selves? Chat gets thrown into the future and meets a future Ladybug while his future self ends up in the past. It’s up to Ladybug to get these two cats back to where they’re suppose to be while avoiding spoilers. ]
Truthful Scars [ Adrien Agreste has never been an expert in controlling his emotions. When feelings for his classmate in pigtails begin to arise, he can’t stop himself from seeing her any chance he gets—even when wearing a pair of cat ears and a black tail. Although his affections are strong and true, he doesn’t exactly know how to deal with them, especially under the watchful eye of his father. After all, what’s a boy to do when he accidentally finds out that the girl he’s got a crush on returns his feelings? ]
Rooftop Rendezvous [
Marinette is perplexed by the presence of her partner Chat Noir… in her civilian life. Maybe getting to know him as Marinette could help her understand him better as Ladybug.
Gently Into the Night[
Even heroes need a pick me up sometimes. For Chat Noir, a certain Princess is just the remedy.
Lucky Strike [
There is so much more about Marinette than he usually sees, and Adrien is beggining to want to know even more.
Check Yes Juliet [ He was never meant to hear it. It was just a wry observation during a particularly smooth battle with an akuma, one she hadn’t even realized she’d voiced until her partner in crime stiffened beside her. “If only asking out my crush was this easy.” ]
In which Marinette opens an online store, Adrien is hormonal, and Alya is bae.
On Her Balcony at Midnight [
She looks like an angel, and although he knows he shouldn’t, that she could be in danger if anyone sees, he can’t stop himself.
The Cat’s Out of the Bag [ Ladybug bolted through the school’s halls and slipped into an empty corridor before releasing her transformation and collapsing on the floor for a moment. Well, at least, she thought the corridor was empty, until she heard a gasp from further down. “Marinette? You’re… Ladybug?” In which Nino discovers Marinette is Ladybug and Alya discovers Adrien is Chat Noir. ]
A Stroke of Luck [ It was time for her to move on, she knew that. She was twenty-four, now a proud owner of her family’s bakery, and still hung up on the boy she had loved from a little more than ten years ago. No, that was wrong. She was still in love with the boys from back then. In which both Marinette and Adrien uncover a new layer of relationships. ]
Adrien had a long day at work, but Marinette is the perfect remedy.
It all starts with a simple injury, but slowly Ladybug begins to really see who Chat Noir is, and Adrien begins to see Marinette…
Appeler un chat un chat [
One night Chat Noir decides to make a joke about Adrien Agreste, and it just so happens to rub Ladybug the wrong way. But as their relationship becomes more awkward and confusing, Marinette and Adrien’s is just blossoming.
Unexpected Surprise [
He was looking at her and couldn’t believe his eyes. A small, blond girl, with emerald green eyes and some freckles scattered on her nose – a splitting image of his mother, except the freckles maybe. He didn’t remember her very well due to the fact that she died when he was still a tween but he studied every single picture they had of her and he knew every detail of her face and now he was watching her playing with her dolls at the park. Her name was Emma. Emma Dupain-Cheng, to be exact.
Two Truths and a Lie [
The game is simple enough: two truths and a lie. What’s less simple is what Chat and Ladybug learn after playing. ]
Just Practice [
“There’s something I’ve been meaning to… to practice. You’ll help me, won’t you, Chat?” When Ladybug asks for a favor, how can he possibly say no? ]
A Million Kisses and More [
Marinette couldn’t believe she was in this situation. One could argue it was thanks to Ladybug’s luck, but Marinette hesitated to label ‘making out with your longtime crush on a regular basis but always disguised as your superhero persona’ as exactly lucky.
It’s Complicated [
Chat Noir wants to confess to Ladybug. Marinette wants to confess to Adrien. Somehow, things just keep spiraling out of control instead.
Key Weapon Association for Managing Incidents - SecretAgents!AU [
It all began between two organisations with a history of rivalry. Marinette is recruited by K.W.A.M.I., a secret agent organisation who gives her the code-name ‘Ladybug’. As Marinette devles deeper and deeper into the world of K.W.A.M.I., many secrets will be revealed, and many relationships taut with stress. Whoever thought A.K.U.M.A. would be such a threat?
La Curiosité du Chat [
When both Marinette and Ladybug take a trip to China to visit family at the same time, Adrien finds it to be a coincidence that’s impossible to ignore. He’s determined to figure out if his suspicions are correct, but what’s a cat to do when his curiosity gets him into more trouble than he bargained for? Well, it’s complicated
especially where feelings are concerned.
Sunlight, Firelight, Starlight [
Adrien knows he shouldn’t do it. Adrien knows that there will be consequences to this action and Adrien knows this is probably a bad idea but Adrien is not here on this rooftop, Chat is, and Chat is tired of staring up at the girl who hung the moon and wishing, and every fiber of his being is telling him to leave that behind and take the chance to do something with someone who is with him, on his level. So he does. ]
Pickup Lines [
She’d started to notice little changes out of the suit as of late. Each day she was getting a little stronger, a little faster, a little more agile.
The Night Patrol [
Ladybug and Chat Noir independently discover each others’ civilian identities, and start doing their own night patrols to secretly learn more about one another. In the process, they find themselves falling even harder for each other—but when they fight together, both feel compelled to pretend that they don’t know the truth.
I’m a Liar in a Way That’s Uniquely my Own [ “All the world’s a stage,” he purred. “I’m just the only one who can see it.” It shouldn’t have been possible for Hawk Moth to take Adrien. But then, they dealt with impossible things every day. ]
Can I Get Your Name? - CoffeeShop!AU [
Every day, Adrien Agreste comes into Starbucks and orders a tall, non-fat latte with caramel drizzle. And every day, Marinette makes it a personal challenge to give him a different nickname. Little does she know that this little bit of fun will reveal Adrien’s other identity - Chat Noir.
Won’t Tell a Soul - TurtleNino!AU [
Nino accidentally runs head long into the biggest most stressful secret he can imagine, but now that he knows the truth about Marinette he is determined to help her in any way he can.
The Weight of Jade - Won’t Tell a Soul’s sequel [
A box with a bracelet appears at Nino’s home, but is he ready for what comes with it?
A Werecat in London[
After an unfortunate encounter with an akuma while in London on a business trip, Chat Noir is forced to deal with the unexpected consequences. Can Ladybug help him return to his normal self, or will he be stuck for the rest of his life getting in touch with his wild side?
Marinette, the Teenage (Sassy) Witch - Magic!AU [ Meet Adrien. All he wanted to do was live his life being the most powerful wizard in the kingdom. Except he’s cursed and a cat. Meet Marinette. All she wanted was to summon her idol, Adrien Agreste, save him from whatever spell he’s surely under, have him fall in love with her, get married, and live happily ever after while also being heralded as the greatest witch to ever live. Instead, she gets a cat. ]
The Cat Goes… Meow?[
He shakily looked down in growing horror expecting to see gloved hands only to find adorable cat paws?!
Satisfaction Brought It Back - BDSM!AU [ Most people rekindled friendships with people from high school over Facebook or Twitter. Most people met for coffee, shared pictures of their bratty children, and sent old friends Christmas letters once a year. Marinette was clearly not most people as she had somehow hooked up with her former high school crush on a bondage dating website and didn’t know it until he was standing in front of her with an identical look of bemused embarrassment plastered all over his pretty face. ]
Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time - UndergroundFighting!AU [ Marinette thought she had reached her capacity for speechlessness and idiocy in the face of sexy. That is, until she saw Chat Noir.
Curiosity and Satisfaction - Enemy!AU [
When Adrien agreed to this line of work, he thought all his focus would be on the job of catching the elusive Lady Luck. It never crossed his mind that someone else would catch his attention.