so-you-get-it-again

Some doodles I did on the side yesterday night ( @blesstale drew Zunde that there ) including Dreby taking his first steps. I saw this kid screaming “NOOOO!” at some meat in a grocery store before running to his mom, so there we go ✌️

FFXV ships’ kids in Type-0

Just started playing FF Type-0 and so far I’ve found


Prompto and Cindy’s daughter

Aranea and Ravu’s daughter.

Aranea and Ignis’ daughter.

This is either kid Cor or Gladio’s and Noctis’ son.

Lunafreya and Gentiana’s daughter.

Prompto and Noctis’ son

Noctis and Ignis’ daughter

Gladio and Ignis’ rebel son

And the two that are TOTALLY biological

Beware

Gladio and Ignis’ other son 

And this is, no way to deny it

No way to say they could cheat on each other

No doubt both fathers are biological

Prompto and Gladio’s son

[Edit] This could also be Ignis’ and Gladio’s, you know. 

Gladio/Ignis had two-three kids. Gladnis confirmed.

I’m enjoying Type-0 so far, by the way.

I want to thank you all so so so SO much again for getting me to 300 followers! It means the world to me! As thanks, I’m going to be doing a contest for you all!

There will be two parts to this contest:

The first part is a group picture that I’ve been planning for a while. I want to do a whole group picture with all of the electric rodents in Pokemon!

If you are a Pikachu, Raichu, Pichu, Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, Emolga, Dedenne, or Togedemaru blog, reblog this post and comment “zap-zap!” so I can easily find out and add you to the picture! Depending on the amount of blogs that participate in this part will determine how long it’ll take me to do this part.

The second part is the actual contest itself! There will be 3 prizes for this one

1st Place will get a fully shaded picture of their Pokemon OC!

2nd Place will get a line less picture of their Pokemon OC!

3rd Place will get a flat color picture of their Pokemon OC!

You can enter twice, one by liking and once by reblogging and new followers are definitely welcome! But I will check if you follow me, so if your blog is a side blog, please tell me!

Anyways, that’s it! Thank you all again for 300 followers! It means a lot to me!

Soccer Date w/ Yuta
  • bROOOO okay so rlly short storytime, i was writing tis and suddenly my fucking computer started to act weird and the mouse and keyword didn’t work well and i started panickinG but because of my hacker skills i fix it, jfc but i almost died like this computer is precious to me
  • but anyways, i’m so happy bc this is my 1st yuta request ever and i <3 him u know
  • also, shout out to the anon who requested this, i loved the idea of a date like this with yuta tbh and writing this was so fun!!
  • also, i want to apologize in advance bc i know nothing about football or soccer or idk okay?
  • just don’t kill me because my lazy ass doesn’t like any sports lmao
  • hehe let’s start b4 my computer gets weird again
  • so, you were in a little holidays with your boyfie yuta in osaka
  • you can’t imagine how happy he was no finally being able to present you to his family and show you around his hometown
  • he even obligated offered to teach you a bit of japanese
  • and with ‘a bit’ i mEAN THAT HE WOULD MAKE YOU TALK AND PRACTICE IT 24/7 AND HE WON’T TALK TO YOU IN ANY OTHER LANGUAGE
  • also, you would only were allowed to watch anime and nothing elese i swear this idiot did thAT
  • “yuta, can we least watch something else¿ we have been watching sailor moon for the past four hours”
  • “ うるさい あま(shut up bitch)”
  • “yes, i love you too yuta but you better change this shit you くそがき (unpleasant brat, lmao)
  • “damn girl~~ i see you improved”
  • hopefully it’s well translated lmao
  • and once you were in there hE WAS SO HAPPY
  • he would want to do like a million of different things and you were so tired but he looked just so happy that you couldn’t say no to him
  • he showed you around the whole town
  • his primary and high school, his old house, his parents house, and every little corner of osaka tbh
  • and he would want to have dates e v e r y w h e r e
  • even in the old soccer court where he use to spend all his time in
  • he would tell you funny stories that happend to him and his friends while you walked around
  • he deadass even brought a ball with him to play lmao what a nerd am i right
  • and he was just there doing some tricks witht he ball and talking to you at the same time
  • and you didn’t admite it but hE LOOKED SO ATTRACTIVE WHILE DOING THAT WEIRD SHIT WITH HIS FOOT I’M SO DONE W HIM
  • but at the same time u were like my boyfriend is such a loser, playing on his own lmao so you suddenly went
  • “let’s do a short match”
  • and he looked at you with shiny eyes and with a little smile forming on his lips
  • “are you for real? do you really want to play?”
  • “sure, why not? i mean you only have to run beside a ball and then kick it, it’s not hard”
  • he was 100% ready to throw the ball right at your face after hearing that awful definition of soccer tbh
  • “what are you going to do if i won?”
  • “what are YOU going to do if I won?”
  • yall are so competitive is just so cute to me idk
  • “my mom has like two huge books fulled of all my predebut pictures, since i was a baby till when i moved to korea..”
  • “YES, I ACCEPT, I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IF YOU WON”
  • just imagine how much you coulduse those pictures to tease him and torture him
  • you. needed. those.
  • so you started your match
  • it would be so funny, honestly you would flirt and tease with each other the whole time
  • “hey sexy, do you like messi? ;)))”
  • “honestly, i don’t know why do you even try y/n, we’re waisting time by doing this u know”
  • and everything was kind of normal the first like five minutes before yall started to cheat lmao
  • “yuta, you played football for more than ten years and you’re cheating like this? that’s a no no”
  • “excuse me? you started cheating!”
  • it was a disaster honestly
  • but, yeah, as it was expected yuta won the match
  • yall sat on the grass and talked for a bit while you recovered energy
  • “but seriously, it’s really funny because i gave you so many oportunities to let you won but you’re just so terrible at it that you didn’t even realized”
  • “shut up, yuta, you know that i never played this before, yOU TRAINED FOR TWELVE YEARS”
  • “whatever, the important part is that i won, so.. what should you do first for me first?”
  • you got frozen in your spot when you heared that
  • you forgot about THAT part of the deal, jesus christ
  • you decided that if he won you had to do whatever he wants until you came back to korea
  • “what about making out?” i mean, i didn’t put my lip balm for nothing”
  • “it’s going to be a long fucking week”
  • you got closer and closer to him
  • and you kissed him sweetly, you could feel how his smile was slowly forming in the middle of your kiss
  • but you had to separate after a few seconds because you got shy lmao 
  • he started to laugh at your cuteness while looking how you were covering your face with your hands
  • “don’t get shy, babe, this is nothing yet”
  • “i really hate you right now”
  • he giggled and then hugged you so hard that you ended laying in the grass with him over you
  • both of you were smiling to each other, you had your finger running through his hair and he was simply looking at you with nothing but love in his eyes
  • he gets even closer to your face, and pecks your lips a few times, each kiss getting more long and pasionate everytime making you feel a million of butterflies in your stomach
  • his lips felt so warm and soft and his smile, that never really dissapeared, was in between, making everything even more sweet that already was
  • “わたしは、あなたを愛しています (i love you)”
  • he said between pecks
  • “i love you too, yuta”
  • THE ENDS ARE ALWAYS SO CHEESY I’M SO DONE WITH MYSELF
  • BYE I’M GOING TO DELETE MY LIFE

anonymous asked:

Definitely seeing you being so encouraging is helping get my inspiration to get in shape again, but FUCK girl NOTHING is more motivating than barely being able to do like 20 squats without getting winded and struggling after 15 leg lifts like I was in the best shape of my life in high school. I'm not even in my 30's damnit I'm gonna get in better shape than I was then and I give zero fucks that I am pitiful now, I'm gonna be better than my previous best.

“I’m gonna be better than my previous self” YES!!!! For me this is THE best thing for me to run through my head esp when I try to compare myself to others it’s motivating to think how far YOU have come and what improvements you’ve made for yourself and what goals you’ll reach in the future!!!

askbonnieboy  asked:

⭐?

*another note is slipped through the break room door* 

OH? 

*opens the note*

OH I SEE, PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR POKEMON?

HMMMMM I HAVE YET TO GET TO KNOW THE ACQUAINTANCE OF A FEW OF YOU, BUT I HAVE SEEN THIS “CLYDE” WALKING AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ON OCCASION AT AROUND THE LOCAL EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION KNOWN AS “SCHOOL” 


((I will start the 90s AU alongside your Clyde soon. I mean that. I’ve got one post up, half an intro and a lotta scripts))

LOOKING AT THIS CLYDE I CONSIDER:

BAYLEEF: WHOLESOME FRIEND AND SOMEONE THAT PEOPLE RELY ON FOR SUPPORT. SOMETIMES GOOFY AND NOT QUITE FULLY EVOLVED BUT STILL TRYING IT’S BEST

WIGGLYTUFF: DON’T SEND IT OUT TO BATTLE JUST PET IT AND LET IT CUDDLE WITH YOU. DOES NOT WANT TO FIGHT. 

FURRET: WILL HAPPILY BE YOUR HM SLAVE SO LONG AS IT GETS TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND PLAY WITH YOU BUT AGAIN DO NOT BATTLE WITH IT. JUST PET THE THING, OK

*slipping the note back under the door, another note is attached*

kageyama bros fight!

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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

***Can you believe we have to go through a 3 month hiatus until we get new episodes again? What to do on Mondays from now on? Well, I know it is not the same but how about reading some amazing Malec fics? Because there simply can’t be enough Malec love out there and somehow it makes the wait to see these two back on our screens a bit more bearable if you ask me.

Anyway, I hope you gonna enjoy this 4th edition as much as the previous ones. Again, a huge thank you to everyone who left notes and/or told me how much they enjoyed these recs. It’s very much appreciated, so yes, if you want me to continue doing this, let me know, okay? Have fun reading!***


KISS WITH A FIST by @clockworkswans [ M | AU | 225k | WIP | Kiss With A Fist universe #1 ]

When agent Alec Lightwood is given his first kill hit, he doesn’t expect much trouble. Of course, he also doesn’t expect it to be a cheerful assassin who lands him in a whole load of trouble.
Enter Magnus Bane: an assassin turned thief who reluctantly teams up with Alec - and The Clave - after he pisses off a very important and powerful crime boss, Valentine Morgenstern.
In a world of violence and unjust laws, can the two put aside their differences and work together?
Aka: in which Alec is sent to kill Magnus, doesn’t, and then really wishes he had. (but not really).


WILD LIFE by @crazyellephantrambles [ not rated | AU | 69k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood likes to go on road trips. He doesn’t pick up hitchhikers. But the one time he does, it’s Magnus. He’s in for an adventure or maybe even fall in love.


ANYTHING by @baneismyexistence [ M | 36.2k | complete | Anything verse #1 ]

Magnus would do anything for Alec, and Alec doesn’t know what to do with that.


EVERYTHING by @baneismyexistence [ M | 70k | complete | Anything verse #2 ]

With Valentine still at large, a crisis threatens to split the Shadow World in two, testing the loyalties of everyone on both sides of the line. But choosing between duty and honor, family and love is never easy, especially when war is on the horizon.


AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MINE TOO by @magicandarchery [ E | AU | 10.4k | WIP ]

New graduates and best friends Magnus and Alec have both graduated from the University of Idris with top honors. Graduation and family expectations, however, carved out two very different paths for their lives.

Making the age-old promise on graduation night to get married if they were still single by thirty had been an easy agreement to make. There was no chance it would, or even could, ever possibly happen. It simply wasn’t legal.

When Magnus coincidentally re-enters Alec’s life eight years later, each are confronted with the unsettled reality of their lives, and the rekindling of long-buried feelings for the other. They decide to reinstate the promise they had made as motivation to get back into the dating scene.

But can they push aside their own feelings for each other as they go on this journey of finding true love?

Or: the “Single by 30” Malec AU that nobody asked for.


STAR WARS: A SEARCH FOR JUSTICE by @sweetillusionketz [ M | AU | 9.8k | WIP ]

After the MORTAL WAR that wiped out the JEDI ORDER and the reconstruction of THE CLAVE to govern the galaxy, military force, THE CIRCLE, has been monitoring planets for any trace of remaining intergalactic terrorism and obliterating possible threats under the name of peace. Each strike leaves death and destruction behind.

Former Senator, General Luke Garroway, leads the DOWNWORLDER RESISTANCE, a counterpoint to the Circle, in hope of finding enough evidence of abuse of power to dismantle the organisation and restore real peace and justice to the galaxy.

In order to do so, Luke has sent Izzy Lightwood, his most daring pilot, and the mysterious Magnus Bane to search for survivors of the last attack…


FANTASY by @theonetruenorth [ E | PWP | 3.5k | complete | Shadowhunters Headcanons #20 ]

“Mhmm,” Magnus hummed as they broke apart and he rocked his hips minutely, the slight movement enough to make them both shiver. “This is getting dangerously close to one of my fantasies, so maybe we should stop, if you don’t want this to go any further.”

“What fantasy?” Alec murmured, craning his neck up again to brush his lips against Magnus’ but the warlock teasingly moved just out of reach.

“Well,” Magnus started, looking at Alec through half-closed eyes and with a hint of a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth, “I have never had sex inside the Institute.”


BLUE EXTRAVAGANCE by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 27.8k | complete | Blue Steel Series #5 ]

When Detective Alexander Lightwood-Bane is called to the site of a bizarre murder, he doesn’t expect to recognize the victim, but that’s exactly what happens. Alec met the wealthy entrepreneur at an event with his husband, the flamboyant and enormously wealthy Magnus Lightwood-Bane. When a second victim is found, Alec and his partner, Jace Herondale, realize that their killer has a “type.” Unfortunately, Magnus just so happens to fit that type.


IT’S TIME TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY, BROTHER DEAREST by @themagnusbane [ E | AU | 83.4k | complete ]

Magnus Bane is a famous stripper, used to pretty boys falling in love with him after one dance. The feeling is hardly ever mutual. But when he meets the freshly turned twenty-one year old Alec lightwood, he can’t take his eyes off him, and they find themselves in love quicker than they expected.


WE CAN SOLVE THIS TOGETHER by @softshumjr [ E | AU | 58.9k | WIP ]

Alec and Magnus have been friends since high school. They both love each other but are afraid to say anything because they believe the other one doesn’t feel the same way and it’ll ruin their friendship.

Alec and Jace are working on an overdose case and are stuck. Can Magnus be the one to help them solve the case?


UNKISS ME by @sweetillusionketz [ G | AU | 11.3k | complete ]

Magnus Bane loved New York. I mean, what other city in the world held Christmas raves?

He especially loved it when he managed to convince Ragnor and Catarina to join him. Spending time with your chosen family during the holidays was the best thing in the world.

The only thing that could make it even better, however, would be getting to know that very attractive stranger that just wouldn’t take his eyes off Magnus. Tall, dark and handsome was just what Magnus wanted to end his amazing night.

All he needed was an opportunity and it came, in the form of a well-placed mistletoe.


MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOCTOR LIGHTWOOD by @softdaddario [ T | AU | 3.1k | complete ]

Magnus Bane agreed to volunteer at a children’s hospital on Christmas Eve, wanting to help make sure the kids got the most wonderful evening. Turned out the kids weren’t the only one who were gonna have a merry Christmas, Magnus realised when he met the young Doctor Lightwood during his time at the hospital.


MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALEXANDER by @slaymemakoto [ E | PWP | 1.8k | complete ]

A one shot in which Alec gets the living daylights fucked out of him and Magnus is sure that everyone in the building is aware of exactly what Christmas Eve activities the pair are indulging in.


JUST WHAT I NEED by @alyxhavok [ T | 3.6k | complete ]

Magnus has a surprise for Alec, and the rest of his family…


YOU PROTECTED ME by @everydayisonfire [ E | PWP | 3k | complete ]

Post Winter-finale.
Inspired by this:

“anyways magnus totally had alec’s omamori with him that’s how he managed to be safe”


IT’S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT, AND SOMETHING EVIL’S LURKING IN THE DARK by @lightwoodlesbians [ G | AU | 1.8k | complete ]

or, the ’i sneaked into this huge house party for some free alcohol but you asked me how i knew the host and the first excuse i could think of was that i’m dating their sibling, so i basically just lied to you about going out with you’ au


LET’S PLAY by @laurenkmyers [ E | 2.5k | complete ]

Malec’s first date gets sexy. Expect semi-public pool table sex.


IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE ONE BEING HUSTLED IN THE POOL HALL… by @quitemagicalbane [ G | 328 | complete ]

“Make the shot then.”
“Okay.”
“Okay.”
“Okay.”
“Okay, so make it.”


THUNDER’S GETTING LOUDER by @spanglepup [ E | 6.4k | complete | The Boundless Saga #3 ]

For once in his life, Alec decides to take something for himself. He forgets that everything comes with a cost.


THE IMPORTANCE OF PANCAKES by @lecrit [ T | 2.2k | complete ]

Based on the prompt: “I would like a cute Alec and Magnus day in where they cuddle and talk a bit about the future and a second scene where it’s the future and they have their two sons”


WAKE ME GENTLY by @ithilien-writes [ E | 1.7k | complete ]

Magnus rarely (if ever) wakes before Alec, but this time he has… intentions.


FIRST TIME ALEC TOPS by @theonetruenorth [ E | 1.9k | complete | Shadowhunters Headcanons #9 ]

Somehow, they end up with Alec flat on his back and Magnus straddling him, his hands cradling Alec’s jaw while his tongue explores the nephilim’s mouth. It’s a slow, lazy, and unhurried kiss. The kind of kiss that says ‘there isn’t anywhere else I would rather be right now’ and ‘I want to explore every inch of your body’ and ‘I love you’.


CHAIN YOU UP by WholockedHunter [ E | 3.6k | complete ]

Magnus and Alec are having some kinky sex …


CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | PWP | 2.1k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #3 ]

If Magnus were more alert, he probably would’ve recognized the obvious signs of someone being in the loft: the boots by the front door, the leather jacket laying on the couch, the empty wine glass sitting on his drink cart, but as it is, he doesn’t notice anything off until he’s standing right in front of his bedroom door and realizes the light is on.


I NEED YOU SO MUCH CLOSER by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | 5.2k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #4 ]

Work has been keeping Alec and Magnus apart for a couple of weeks and once they finally see each other again, Alec can barely control himself.

AKA the first time they have sex at the Institute. Also the first time they say “I love you”.


DANCE IN THE DARK by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | 2.7k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #5 ]

After a particularly hard day at work, Magnus helps Alec relieve some tension.


NO PLACE FOR A HERO by @one100suns [ M | 20.4k | complete | Battle Scars #3 ]

For Magnus and Alec, navigating their relationship is hard enough without outside forces trying to tear them a part. Quite literally in some cases.


PRESSED UP AGAINST YOU, EVERYTHING IS OKAY by @matsdaddario [ E | 3.6k | complete | Lovely Firsts #2 ]

It’s new, this feeling like even though everything is falling apart that this part of his world makes sense. He likes it, wants to keep it.

“Hi,” he breathes. Magnus stands in front of him, and Alec can’t help himself, doesn’t want to stop himself, from leaning down that little bit to capture Magnus’s mouth with his own.


I SEE FIRE by @lecrit [ M | AU | 12.1k | complete ]

There was one simple and unique rule about being friends with Magnus and Alec: never, ever, no matter the circumstances, not even if you were drunk as an armada of skunks, engage into a debate about pop culture with either of them, and especially not the both of them.


TRUST ME by @sweetillusionketz [ T | AU | 18.5k | complete ]

Magnus Bane has a problem with that arrogant brat that keeps showing his face to every important street race in the city. Damn Jace Lightwood and his annoying habit of winning even though he’s just a stupid high school boy. That’s insulting.

Fuck Jace. But more importantly, fuck his sweet looking older brother, who just happen to not have the slightest idea of who Magnus is. If everything goes according to plan, Magnus will have put Jace back to his insignificant place and gotten lucky with a gorgeous oblivious guy.

Perfect plan is perfect. Nothing could go wrong.

“sorry i’m thinking about cats again”

(based on something that happened between a friend and myself, except that i was watching dog videos)

(also im sry i changed my url haha sweats)

i just.. . can’t get over sign of the times. there is so much feeling in it - hope, desperation, strength, vulnerability, pain, love, bravery - and all of it is so palpable, i feel like i can taste it in the air while the song’s playing. he pulls you in at the very first note and tangles you into his soul with every note after that. the energy in his voice just. it washes over you, wave after wave, like an ocean of electricity and emotion. 

anonymous asked:

Did you and Rumlow have a sexual relationship?

since brock rumlow is a helicarrier-sized douchecanoe, and there is mercy in the universe, no. we did not.
please. i do have some taste.

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You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.