So I was just thinking about those posts you get in the Discworld tag about the way belief works on the Disc and how Vetinari and/or Vimes is so integral to the way Ankh-Morpork works that they might just sort of… not ever die.

You know, the ones like ‘Vimes is going to become a god of policemen and he’s going to hate it”.

Well. What if it happens to both of them? There are two parts to the city, after all. ‘Proud Ankh’ needs taking down a peg or two (or seven) by Sam Vimes, and if anyone can terrify ‘pestilent Morpork’ into being better then it’s Havelock Vetinari. And they can drive each other mad with stealth puns for centuries, if they want.

Also, this would potentially make them literally Law And Order, and that just seems very fitting in a way that would probably annoy them both.

Overwatch is a wonderful game where no ship is canon so let’s keep it that way.

No, voicelines do not make it canon unless they state it.

No, interactions do not make it canon unless they state it.

Let people ship what they want and keep it that way.

Shut up Outlander fans!!!

No seriously…today is a big reminder as to why I never ever ever tweet Outlander shit. 

Like ever.

HOURS ago I tweeted to Nell pointing out that the pic she posted was a spoiler. I didn’t say anything nasty… just “ Well…good job spoiling it for any fans who haven’t read the books…”

And ALL DAY. ALL DAY I have been getting tweet after tweet telling me how wrong I am. How people who haven’t have read the books should avoid social media (because that’s fair), how the book has been out 23 years so it’s not a spoiler, how people should just read the book and…on and on and on…

Oh I’ve had a handful of people agree with me too but…not so much.

And now Diana has weighed in…pointing out we don’t know what Fraser she married and it could be Murtagh since so many people want him alive (…because that makes sense).

So now it’s all flared up again.

The thing is…I’m not part of the Outlander fandom on twitter. I very rarely say a thing about it. The vast majority of these tweets are from people who don’t follow me and don’t know me. Just felt the need to tweet to me telling me that I am very very wrong. But I tweeted that to Nell. I didn’t tweet that to everyone. I didn’t tweet that to the entire fandom as not a lot of fans follow me. I just tweeted it to Nell because I felt it was a spoiler…I don’t really need to know why a bunch of strangers don’t agree with me. I certainly don’t care what Diana thinks. I tweeted to ONE cast member, I don’t need to know everyone else’s opinion.

I use twitter for A LOT…mainly racing. The last IMSA race of the season is this weekend, so is Patrick Dempsey’s bike ride for his cancer center…I don’t need Outlander fans filling my mentions telling me how wrong i am.

Or that maybe Leghair married the Old Fox (someone just tweeted that to me).

And before anyone tells me it’s “normal” and “that’s what happen on twitter”, I tweet about A LOT of shows, I have tweeted to a lot of actors and I have NEVER spend the next 48 hours getting strangers disagreeing with me.

Seriously, Oulander fans, you do NOT have to comment on every single tweet you see about the show. You don’t have to tell complete strangers who you do not follow that they are wrong and spend the day harassing them about it. 

It’s tiring and annoying and has driven me out of the fandom on twitter. And every time I put a toe back in, it reminds me to stay the hell the out.

So…stop it. You’re not doing the show any favors.

Oh…just to make it clear how bad it is, I got over 20 notifications in the time it took me to write this.

that-oboist  asked:

don't imagine being played by snoke, and kylo being oblivious. don't imagine kylo going to see snoke to train, and seeing hux tied up, beaten and battered. don't imagine snoke saying sharply, "kill him."

As he climbs into his own empty bed with a heavy head, Kylo knows that he absolutely is not hurt that Hux hadn’t shown up to his quarters after his shift like he promised he would. Like he always does.

Their relationship is nothing more than stress-relief but a little warning of a cancellation of such arrangements would be appreciated, Kylo thinks. He absolutely is not attached to Hux in any sort of romantic way.

His dreams don’t seem to agree, painting images of Hux and his porcelain-pale body across his mind as he sleeps, imagining Hux lying next to him, the post-glow of sex evident on his blushing cheeks.

Kylo doesn’t approve. Jerking off in the shower then next morning only adds to his frustration at Hux for jilting him, as though it’s Hux’s fault that he’s woken up throbbingly hard. With a somewhat clear mind, Kylo rigidly walks along the corridors to a meeting with Snoke, eager for Hux to come around the corner so Kylo can show him just how much he doesn’t care.

“An important mission,” the Supreme Leader tells Kylo. “General Hux had to leave as soon as he received the debriefing. He’ll be gone for some time. Ensure his position is filled accordingly.”

Even when the hologram of his master fizzles out, Kylo stays rooted to the spot, unhappy with how unspecific ’he’ll be gone for some time’ is. There’s an odd clenching of his chest that increases his breathing. Kylo is sure that it’s just his need to tell Hux how angry he is for not even having the decency to inform Kylo about his urgent mission.

The Finalizer is pleasant without Hux, Kylo thinks. There isn’t anyone breathing down his neck about ruined consoles and missed data reports, no one to chastise him for being late to meetings, no one to undress him after a tense day, and no one to hold, to latch onto in bed during the cold nights.

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Laurent had always prided himself on his good memory, his ability to absorb and retain information, on being prepared for every situation, on keeping a cool head under pressure. They were some of his greatest strengths.

Right now, none of them were working.

Right now all Laurent could think was that Damen was lying in front of him, hovering somewhere just shy of consciousness. Laurent was acutely aware of the sound of Damen’s breathing – ragged, shallow, wet, each one dragging in and out of him – of Damen’s blood, warm and wet and staining his hands, dying both their clothes bright red that was slowly drying to brown.

And if Laurent had ever learned anything about how to treat wounds like this, he’d forgotten.

“Come on,” he muttered, pressing his hands a little harder against the gash in Damen’s side. That much he could remember; apply pressure, slow the bleeding. “Come on, wake up. You’re the soldier, tell me how to help you.” Damen was no physician, but surely he knew how to patch up a wound long enough to get to one. Surely that was a thing most soldiers learned to do.

If it wasn’t, Laurent was making a change to the training regimen the moment they returned home.

He refused to allow his brain to add an ‘if’ to that thought.

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Heyyyy it’s me again. Sorry if I’m bothering you, but I felt like giving you this. A Goth in a magical girl-ish style. I probably messed up the design incredibly, and also, I noticed just now I forgot the glitches. Ugh. Anyways, I hope you like it Senpai!

art by x-maskedbeauty-x 

Originally posted by kv3dia


It’s here!!! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

Today is In Vogue release day y’all. I’d like to say a big thank you to all of you for being my cheer leading team, helping me promote the book in the best way and helping me get it to a place where it’s out there and I’m proud and I know people already love it a lot. 

From it being a small summer project to it blowing up every week when chapters were posted all the way to so many great discussions about fashion that we had, I just have so much love for this fandom and the support I got. 

If you want, you can now buy it here. Also for anyone who bought it already or plans on buying, please leave a review on Amazon (those are hella important)


I am a queen. You are a nameless court lady who no one will remember once you die.
It’s enough for me if one person remembers me.

nopancakehouses said: could you gif the conversation between wangso and wook right after the poisoning, and the conversation between lady oh and queen yoo before the hanging, pls!! 😁 i haven’t seen any just yet.

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