so-stop-acting-like-you-know-everything

I feel like Sherlock would be the husband to use his influence to invite John’s favorite celebrities to the flat to surprise him and then act like he doesn’t know who they are.

“Hello again Sir Elton, remember when I stopped those costume thieves for you? Listen, it’s my husband John’s birthday and he loves you a lot, so if you could stop off for a bit and surprise him, that would be great.”

And of course Sir Elton John would drop everything and come for Sherlock-Fucking-Holmes and they would both be chilling in the flat until John comes home from work. Sherlock will be like, “Quick! Sit in the client’s chair!”

And then John would come home all tired and stressed and like, “Oh, we have a…Oh. My. God. Elton John’s in my flat.” And drop his suitcase

Sherlock’s like, “Who? This is a client.”

John’s face would be like: :O “Don’t tell me you don’t know Elton John.”

Elton be there stirring his tea like nothing and Sherlock will be fake irritated. “What are you on about?”

John will keep trying to tell Sherlock who he is and even sing a few of his songs and his husband will just sit there trying his hardest not to burst out laughing. Then Sherlock will turn to Elton and be like, “Now, why are you here?”

And Elton will smile and be like, “To wish John Watson a happy birthday.”

And John will be like ( ゚o゚) and then Sherlock will turn around with a big ass smile on his face and say softly, “Happy birthday, John.”“

And then maybe after Elton sings him a song or two and leaves, John kisses Sherlock a lot and says, "Thank you so so much love.”

And then the second part after the cake and the surprise is when they go to the bedroom ;)


@watsonshoneybee @sappylock @vitruvianwatson @love-in-mind-palace

@twd fandom

1) c**yl ain’t happening. deal with it.

2) the writing on this show has ALWAYS been overwhelmingly shit, with some gems hidden throughout each season (see: Richonne)

3) y’all are more invested in this show than the actors & they’re the ones who are getting paid lol

4) i repeat: the actors are getting paid. they’re making a fortune from attending cons, etc. so let’s not act like these ppl are living a nightmare here

5) MM & the majority of the cast are GROWN ASS ADULTS. they can protect themselves & one another. stop acting like you know everything that’s going on behind-the-scenes. stop treating these ppl like children. you don’t know their lives, none of us do.

6) amc is going to milk this show for everything its got. 11+ seasons, mark my words. this means the cast will shift over the next few years. ppl will move on, that’s just the way it is. harping on g*mple won’t change that. if someone wants to leave, because of shitty character treatment or w/e, that’s their choice. deal with it.

Annoying things about the types
  • INTJ: they will say "I thought so" every time u reveal something they didn't know to them
  • INFJ: will never truly change their ideas about something, doesn't matter how much effort u put in convincing them
  • ENTP: they literally never shut up
  • ESTP: never stop competing in everything with everyone
  • ISTP: the most pessimistic people ever
  • ISFJ: makes u feel bad for not being altruistic and patient like them
  • ENFJ: capable of hugging and stabbing you at the same time
  • ESFJ: act like they understand what you're talking about before actually thinking about it
  • ENFP: always in need of a cause to live for, never shut up about it
  • ESFP: nothing. ESFPs are perfect beings, 10/10
  • ISTJ: never tells you what they think
  • ESTJ: will repeat the same joke 60 times in a row
  • ISFP: drama queens
  • INTP: honestly, they are weird af
  • ENTJ: will come sharp dressed at a pajama party
  • INFP: can have 3 opinions that contradict each other
Always (7 and 41 w/ Peter Parker)

7. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

41. “My life is my own to ruin.”

Requested by @doodlegrunge


You were spiralling out of control and Peter knew it.

He watched helpless, as you went from being bright and happy to a shadow of your former self. He didn’t know what to do. He should have seen the signs. 

Your parents were fighting. A lot. At first it was over petty things, like leaving the odd items of clothing everywhere. Then it escalated. They were arguing 24/7, over anything and everything. They didn’t split up though. They just said that it would be a messy divorce and they didn’t want that. But their arguing had forced them to stop paying attention to you, their only child. So you started doing things to grab their attention; staying out late, partying, drinking.

You tried to act like everything was fine when you were at school and round your friends. You didn’t tell them what was happening at home. You didn’t tell Peter.

But he still found out. That’s why he was on his way to pick you up from a party that Flash was holding. He hated Flash, but he was doing this for you.

As the taxi pulled up outside Flash’s house, Peter jumped out and beckoned for the driver to wait, to which the driver nodded.

Peter pushed his way past the teenagers making out on the lawn and into the house. He spotted you straight away. You were hard to miss. He had known you his whole life and he knew you like the back of his hand. He would spot you anywhere.

Peter made his way over to you and grabbed your arm, which made you turn your head to face him, a confused look on your face.

“Peter, what are you doing here?” The smell of alcohol on your breath.

“I’ve come to take you home.” He shouted over the music. 

You pouted like a child. “Don’t wanna. I’m fine here.”

Peter sighed. “Please, Y/N? It’s getting late. What will your parents think?”

“They don’t care about me, Peter.” You stated, you were drunk, but not drunk enough to forget your problems.

“But, I do,” He smiled. “Please?”

You smiled back. “Just for you.”

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ARIES HATE

ARIES ARE SO FUCKING IMPULSIVE ITS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE 

I LITERALLY THREW FITS WHEN I WAS A KID OVER EVERYTHING. NOT THE CUTE KINDA FITS I YELLED AND PUNCHED EVERYBODY. HURT MANY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS. GLAD THATS GONE.

ARIES PEOPLE LITERALLY KNOW NO STOP WHEN THEY’RE ANGRY, THEY’RE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN AND ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED 15 MINS LATER AND EXPECT YOU TO FORGET ALL ABOUT IT

THEY WILL LITERALLY BANG THEIR FUCKING HORNS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL THEY BREAK THEM, BECAUSE GOD FUCKING FORBID WE ARE EVER WRONG. WE KNOW WE ARE WRONG WE JUST DONT WANNA ADMIT IT 

THEY WANNA HAVE A STRONG EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH SOMEBODY, AND WHEN THEY DO THEY ANALYZE EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING. THEY GET SO SCARED, BUT WILL NEVER ADMIT IT. THEY WILL LITERALLY ALMOST NEVER ADMIT A NEGATIVE EMOTION. THEY’RE JUST GONNA IGNORE IT, AND SURPRESS IT UNTIL THEY HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN OR THEY’RE JUST GONNA FORGET THEY HAD ANY FEELINGS FOR THE THINGY. THEY ALSO WANNA BE YOUR #1 AND WANT YOU TO DROP EVERYTHING FOR THEM. BUT THEY ALSO WANNA HAVE A LOT OF SIDE HOES. UNLESS THEY LOVE YOU.

Y’ALL NEVER START SHIT BECAUSE YOU’RE AFRAID OF FAILURE AND EVEN IF YOU DO YOU QUIT JUST BEFORE YOU FINISH IT BECAUSE YOUR ASS CAN’T STAY CALM IN ONE PLACE FOR A WHILE, Y’ALL GOTTA FUCKING JUMP FROM PLACE TO PLACE ALL THE TIME CUZ IF YOU STAY IN ONE SPOT FOR A WHILE YOU GET DEPRESSED

Y’ALL ARE SO FUCKING LOUD BECAUSE YOU WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK YOU ARE BADASS, AND YOU NEVER SHOW EMOTION BECAUSE OF THE SAME REASON BUT I KNOW Y’ALL BALL YOUR EYES OUT AND JUDGE YOURSELF SO HARD BEFORE YOU SLEEP YOU BIG FUCKING CRYBABIES 

EVEN IF YOU ARE HURT YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA ADMIT IT CUZ YOU DON’T WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE YOUR WEAK SIDE. YOU A HUMAN OK? HUMANS HURT DAMMIT

IF SOMETHING BOTHERS YOU ABOUT A LOVED ONE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT SO YOU DONT FUCKING HURT THEM AND THEN HAVE A FUCKING MELTDOWN WHEN YOU CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT SAYING SHIT WHEN ITS TIME 

AND YOU FUCKING JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS SO FAST. EVEN IF THEERE IS EVIDENCE YOU’RE WRONG YOU AIN’T GONNA ACCEPT IT. WHY. BECAUSE YOU’RE A BIG BABY BUT WANT OTHERS TO SEE YOU AS A WARRIOR OR SMTH

SMDH


YOU ALL ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS WTF AINT NOBODY WANNA READ A LONG ASS RANT IN CAPS WTF 

Do you ever think like damn… I’m not supposed to think about life and existence this deeply… like I’m honestly just supposed to experience being a human being for the short time that I’m here like I need to stop being so existential and start just FUCKING living and being emotional and being myself without constantly questioning why I’m feeling or thinking or acting this way

So can we stop acting like people are obligated to TRUST other people, No one is obligated to trust anyone

No child is obligated to trust their parents
No child is obligated to trust their teachers
No child is obligated to trust ANY adult that they do or do not know.

No teenager is obligated to trust anyone they do or do not know either

No one is obligated to trust anyone. Stop acting like because you are their parent, or teacher, or doctor, or best friend, or sibling, or WHATEVER that they have to tell you everything, they don’t, stop acting like you have that right when you do not, it only causes further trust issues.

There is nothing wrong with trusting people but if people are forcing you to tell them things or getting upset with you for not trusting them enough to tell them something then that’s an even BIGGER reason not to trust them.

Time Travel (Part 2)

Summary: Y/N somehow finds herself in Hamiltime and struggles to keep her secret.

Pairing: eventual Philip x reader

Warnings: language, unedited, talk of slavery and religion (Christianity)

Word count: 1,876 words

A/N: Part 2. I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m trying to make this as historically accurate as I can so I’m doing hella research and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life anymore. I don’t know if I like this part, but here it is.

Part 1


Philip was trying.

You were the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, but he made sure not to show it. Your hair was shorter than most girls kept it and he couldn’t stop thinking about your big [Y/E/C] eyes. Everything about you hit him like a brick wall. The way you were dressed, the way you acted, how clueless you seemed to be about everything. After all, you had walked into his home not having any idea whose it was.

He tried to ignore how small and cold you hand seemed in his when you offered it to him. He tried to avoid looking at your exposed chest and legs. In a time where showing as much as an ankle was considered risqué, here you stood with your calves and forearms completely uncovered, the area between your breasts out on full display as well. He couldn’t look at you long without thinking about how little you were covered and feeling the need to look away before you caught him.

“You’re not wearing shoes,” he said lamely. You looked at him incredulously.

“I’m sitting here in pants and you’re worried because I’m not wearing shoes?”

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If something doesn’t apply to you, then you have no right to speak on behalf of a whole group that is affected by it. When women, the LGBTQ+ community, the mentally/physically disabled, Muslims, immigrants, POCs, etc. say that they are offended or that they are hurt or being disrespected or being oppressed or that they are fearing for their lives, fucking LISTEN TO THEM. Believe me, they know a hell of a lot more about their oppressions than you do.

So stop telling minorities that there’s nothing to fear or that if we just do everything the “right” way we’ll be fine. Not everything is so black and white and to act like it is is just showing that you are coming from a position of privilege that, unfortunately, not everybody has.

Stop telling minorities how to feel about what is going on around them and what is happening to them. They shouldn’t have to feel these horrible things- nobody should- but they are. The least you can do is realize that their feelings are valid and try to help them.

Stop telling minorities, “Oh, well, I’m an [insert minority group here] and [blah blah blah] doesn’t hurt/offend/scare me.” Because yeah, it’s great that you are in a position of privilege/power where you aren’t being affected by these things, but use that position to help others and just acknowledge the fact that not everybody has the same luxuries that you do.

Just because you can’t see or understand the magnitude of what is going on, it doesn’t mean that it isn’t happening. It just means that it isn’t happening to you. (at least not to the same extent as other people are)

Instead of telling minorities how to feel, listen to us. Open up your eyes. Don’t stay ignorant. Try to understand the viewpoint of different minorities and realize that although you will never truly be able to, you will have at least a tiny bit more of an understanding- you will gain some sort of compassion by doing so. Then find a way (or ways) to join in the fight for justice and equality.

Honestly

I honestly can’t even go on tumblr without seeing intense TFP hate. Just stop ok?
You hate that there is no JohnLock/sherlolly,
you hate that there were plot holes,
you hate the creators (why? People make mistakes)
you hate Eurus,
you hate everything
You want to episode to not exist
You want season 4 to not exist
You are writing RUDE AND TERRIBLE letters to the creators (why, that won’t do anything)
You say you don’t like Sherlock anymore


PLEASE REBLOG AND LIKE SO PEOPLE SEE HOW STUPID THEY ARE BEING.

Everyone is acting SO CHILDISH. All I see is hate. I know not everyone is like this, but most are. I liked the episode.

Reasons why you shouldn’t complain

the creators said that this season would be different! What did you expect

The creators said they won’t put JohnLock in. LISTEN TO THEM THEY MADE THE SHOW

You look like a child throwing a temper tantrum

We got parentlock

We got a happy ending

We got Mystrade!

THINGS WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT

Will there be another episode?
Season 5?
Moriarty and eurus. What happened?
Sherlock, victor and mycroft a childhood
Eurus’ abilities
DID EURUS HAVE MORIARTY UNDER HER CONTROL?????1?1?!
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I would like to thank all the people who didn’t hate on this episode for being reasonable human beings

Also if you were disappointed but explained and gave reasons and though it out, I’m not mad at you.

We’re sherlockians, we are better than this!

YOUR HATE WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING

LIKE and reblog so people can see :)

K? It’s over now
Dating Owen (The Wolf) would include :

(Woooo I believe this is the last dating prompt I have for TWD :D Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owner.)

-You cleaning him up and making him look presentable and him letting you to make you happy

-Him acting all rough and tough with you only to actually show you that he’s actually sweet through his actions

-Him doing everything he can to keep you safe and alive

-You knowing exactly how to make him smile and laugh

-Him always looking at you like you’re the only person around

-You playing with his hair as he lays on your lap and him falling asleep

-You grabbing his hand to hold and him acting like he doesn’t want to until you make a scene out of it just so he could kiss you for you to stop

-Him always trying to find a comfortable place for you to set camp

-Him getting everything he can to make you feel better whenever you would get sick

-Him having sex with you roughly and not being ashamed if anyone hears you

-Him promising you that you’re the only one he can love

-Him going on runs just to get something he can to make a romantic gift out of it

how to tell if a sign likes you

Aries: “jokes” about how you two should kiss. asks you a million questions, just wanting to know everything about you
Taurus: is quieter at first, but then starts “pampering” you and giving you unexpected gifts. genuinely and openly worries about your well-being
Gemini: talks about the silliest things in the word with you, for like two hours non-stop. invites you everywhere
Cancer: acts goofy and cares so much about what you think of them. talks about you 24/7 and gets really excited to talk to you
Leo: insists to hang out with you, introduces you to their friends, compliments you and pays extra attention to what you say
Virgo: always looking at you trying not to be caught, very attentive and caring. tries to help you with everything no matter how busy they are
Libra: holds your hands and plays with your hair, they’re natural flirts but if they really like you, they’ll unintentionally show more interest in you
Scorpio: stares at you endlessly and wants to talk with you all the time, asks the most random questions about your life, shares private stuff with you
Sagittarius: makes you laugh endlessly, makes plans with you, makes an effort to be with you and might even neglect their friends
Capricorn: goes all hot-n-cold: ignoring you today and calling you tomorrow. talks to you even when busy, comes up with excuses just to see you
Aquarius: mindfully listens to you and to your viewpoints. is curious about your interests and goes out of their way to spend time with you
Pisces: blushes a lot, stares, giggles, tells you their secrets, wants to be around you as much as possible

Stop

All this shit about the MPHFPC movie is pathetic. It’s just pathetic. Everyone who complains about it is acting like Tim Burton and Ransom Riggs owe them something and they absolutely do not. Ransom Riggs just happened to write a book series that we happened to read and enjoy. That’s it. So stop acting like two-year-olds about the movie. You should be grateful that there’s even a movie to go with the book.

Everyone is acting like they’ve done a great injustice and that’s not the case. You can be upset, but you can’t throw tantrums and that’s what most people have been doing. It’s disgusting. I hope you know that if Ransom Riggs had a problem during scripting or shooting, he would’ve spoken up about it. He seems to be over-the-moon excited about everything.

I don’t understand, honestly. You got what you wanted, right? A movie to go with your book is what you wanted, isn’t it? A lot of time, effort, and money was put into this movie and you’re just shitting on it like you never wanted it in the first place.

I’ve read the books. When I saw the movie, I was a little upset, but I was thankful that there was a movie made to begin with. I think that, as a stand-alone, it was a great movie.

Sooner or later, there’s going to be fanfiction written about the movie. Are you going to go hate on the people who wrote them? Just because they haven’t read the book doesn’t mean they can’t like the movie or write fanfiction. And I’m sure that based on all the drama the fandom has caused that they know the movie wasn’t close to the book.

This has gotten pretty long, so I’ll finish by saying, accept what you can’t change, and move on.

“Even though my muse is a canon character, please stop acting like you know everything there is to know about them because, believe it or not, you don’t. Even if you’ve written with or have written them yourself, you don’t know a damn thing about them. You’ve only known them for a short period of time, and I’ve poured years of heart into developing them into the character you see today. So please, stop acting like you know my muse better than I do. You don’t.”

did i make some mistakes along the way with self diagnosis? yes!

at first i thought it was ADHD, DID or OCD. when it was actually GAD

but lets not act like medical professionals dont misdiagnose all of the damn time???

my therapist literally diagnosed me with agoraphobia by pulling out this book and having me read a page about it. and then she asked me “does that sound like you???”. she never told me “yeah you have this no doubt about it dont argue with me cause i know you better than you know yourself” like anti-DXers think therapists are supposed to do or something

so please lets stop acting like medical professionals are magic genies who know everything about everyones mental state

What things anger/ annoy the signs

Aries: when people make tiny noises with their mouth or tHINK IT’S OKAY TO KEEP MAKING TAPPING NOISES SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!

Taurus: when people think it’s okay to bring up their feelings and then SAY NEVERMIND? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVERMIND YOU JUST CONFIDED IN ME THEN REJECTED ME. DON’T BRING UP F**K.

Gemini: everything lol.

Cancer: like I know I bash on my family because they piss me off a lot but they’re my life. But I find it so cute that people think they can do the same thing like no bitch im allowed to be annoyed with them but when you bash on them? Now you’ve JUST crossed the line goodbye get out of my life.

Leo: When people think they run shit or can control everything HAAAAAAAAAA.

Virgo: you’re nothing special so stop acting like you’re better than everyone get your head out of your ass please and get a reality check. 😀

Libra: talk over me one more time and I swear to GOD 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Scorpio: when people keep asking so many damn questions when I’M BUSY LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I WANT TO BE ALONE. ASK YOURSELF AND FIGURE IT OUT!

Sagittarius: STOP SAYING IT DOESN’T MATTER OR ASK ME ‘WHO CARES???’ BECAUSE GUESS WHAT. I do. I HATE THAT QUESTION.

Capricorn: just stop complaining. God. Shut up and deal with your problems it’s not gonna get better crying over it.

Aquarius: I love when people can state their opinion but the moment I share mine they lose their minds and get butthurt it actually turns me on. 😊

Pisces: everything again lol.

anonymous asked:

your calling everything homophobic makes me so uneasy. homophobia is an actual thing people suffer through.

yeah um… i’m one of the people who suffers through it… like… let me cope and joke in peace because it’s all i have sometimes? thanks. if you want me to tag it as something i can but i won’t stop just because someone i don’t know acts like i’m somehow privileged because i get to joke about myself being oppressed 

Good for them! Their body, their life, their choice!

Honestly she looks very mature for her age. It says 16 but you can tell she acts 26

OMG her baby is going to be so beautiful. She does such a good job on her hair and makeup and everything. You know she is going to be a well organized, attentive and loving mother! Good for her!


Omg she looks like a doll. I bet she is going to love her daughter so much and dress her up super super cute. Teen moms can be good moms! Stop with the hate!

THERE IS NO DOWNSIZING KYLO AS A SKYWALKER. no one ignores that, jfc. that is his second main fucking arc in this saga. his first though, you know what that is? being a VILLAIN. an antagonist. you know, in most films or books they exist. yes, kylo is the BAD GUY. so god forbid people if they expect another skywalker to arise i guess since kylo is not meant to be the main focus of this series. it is fine to like him but stop acting like everyone should be satisfied by the fact that the only new known skywalker heir completely tarnishes everything good that luke did. it’s bullshit.

Blurryface in Goner

(copied from a post I wrote)

So. Okay. trying to straighten out my thoughts here.

Once the hints and tweets and pictures about Ride came up, suddenly Blurryface on twitter was saying things like “you have won” and once the album was out there, all his tweets were deleted and everything went black.

Really, Blurryface’s twitter was acting up in an unusual way after he stopped appearing in the songs.

A while ago a lot of people thought he was going to leak the album only without Goner on it, because Goner is a kind of victory song over Blurryface, right? I know I was excited to listen to Goner because I wanted to defeat Blurryface after this whole experience of an album. 

Goner here is obviously very different - new words, drums, scREAM BEANS, piano.
But Goner is also sped up

And if you slow down 2015 Goner to the speed of 2012 Goner, like someone did here, you realize Blurryface isn’t really gone.

So I’m thinking either Blurryface got the best of him and Blurryface is victorious, or if Goner is a victory over Blurryface, then Goner is a reminder that he’s neverreally gone and that he’ll always be around.