[text]:I’m not talking about this with you anymore I am so mad [text]: So you decide to
treat me better AFTER you break up with me…yeah, no. Not gonna happen. Lay off. [text]: FYI telling a person
to calm down is about the LEAST productive thing one could do! [text]: Do you seriously
have that little respect for me? [text]: You’re a piece of
shit. [text]: Take a hint – I want
nothing to do with you. [text]: I hate that bitch. [text]: I don’t think this
is how you treat someone you love [text]: You have to take me
back. Please. [text]: I don’t like to
leave loose ends and I realized I needed to live up to my own problems and
insecurities. [text]: It’s like you didn’t
even realize what you said was immensely fucked up. [text]: I also broke up with
my [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other] tonight [text]: What does it say about my self-esteem if I
continue this? [text]: I just don’t really
feel like being your secret. [text]: I just feel like no
matter what I say it’s not correct [wrong number text]: I think I’m gonna break up with
[your muse]…I’m done. [wrong number text]: [Your
muse] just pissed me off so much.
flirty af texts
[text] Well, let me fuck you
while I make potatoes. It’s every girl’s dream. [text]: I’m sorry I asked to
make out with you last night
[text]: So you don’t remember asking if you could kiss me? [text]: Is it gay
if I had sex with a guy during a threesome? [text]: You have to love more than my vagina to be
boyfriend material [text]: I get nervous saying
so in person, but I thought you were pretty adorable [text]: Good morning. It’s [your muse’s name], the
cutie you met on Tinder. [text]: If we’re both single by the time we’re 30,
let’s elope. [text]: You’re not single, are you? [text]: I want to have sex in my car again before I
put the car seat back in [text]: Here’s an unsolicited pic of my
tits, because you almost died last night. [text]:
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If
that’s not winning at life idk what is [text]: Hey
so I was thinking, would you like to grab a drink this weekend? [text]: We just had sex in
the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers…so that’s how my
Thursday is going [wrong number text]: Do you
think [your muse] would say yes if I asked them out for drinks? [wrong number text]: Holy
crap [your muse] is fucking hot [wrong number text]: To
quote Rachel Green, [your muse] is so pretty, I could cry [wrong number text]: I could
never talk to [your muse] … [he/she/they] is so cute I’d be so embarrassed.
friendship af texts
[text]: You didn’t choose
the taco life. The taco life chose you. [text]: Your Snapchat story
was solely footage of stray cats and whiskey shots [text]: I’m eating pizza in
the bathtub [text]: I got high with a
cute stranger. But [he/she/they] has a [boyfriend/girlfriend/significant
other]. Sad. [text]: Dude [he/she/they] must have been cute to get
you to smoke with [him/her/them]! [text]: If he’s into you and
he’s got a girlfriend, what does that say about his character? [text]:
I’ve been out with this guy twice and no kiss! [text]: I’ll eat brunch
alone. No ones good enough when you’re not around [text]: Anyone coming over I expect to be here by 8.
There’s cake. [text]: I’m masturdating. Going out alone! For fun. [text]: Is it rude to send him a “Happy Birthday I
Hope You Finally Get an STD” text? [text]: Some guy tried to give me a high five out
here and when I denied him he called me ugly [text]: Please stop putting yourself down I hate when
you talk badly about yourself [text]: If you’re having problems, don’t worry about
mine. You’re your own priority. [text]: You should just dump [him/her/them] and move
on. [text]: I’ve had so many people in like the past week
tell me they were closing on or saving for a house…I’m just like, have fun with
that [text]: You might have a house but I just spent
hundreds of dollars on highlights so who’s really winning here [text]: He was so cute, it was a shame it didn’t work
out. I loved his face and his penis [text]: You also look amazing in that pic I can’t
stop looking at it lmao [text]: As soon as I saw [he/she/they] asked me out
for drinks, I was like aw fuck [text]: Your mom is drunk at
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Summary : The reader attempts to attack a drunk Jim. The results are … unexpected.
Pairing : Spock x reader
POV: Third person
Word count : 1233
Beta read by the adorable @kaitymccoy123, who writes some of the best Spock fics in the galaxy <3
A/n : This is meant for Kaity’s Spring Has Sprung Challenge! I was given the color White and the quote “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”
It was average end to a day on the USS Enterprise. Everyone was tired and exhausted from the day’s mission, people were being patched up at Medbay, Jim was crying over his beloved ship and engineering was having a field day.
“She did so well today” Jim whimpered, sipping his glass of scotch with Scotty at his side.
“Aye, I know lad. She’s a real star” Scotty nodded filling a glass for himself.
This annoyed Y/n, his second in command who was this close to fainting from exhaustion. This happened every time the Enterprise got beaten up. Jim cried, Scotty listened and then they both fell asleep while singing old Terran songs.
And she was left to manage the engineers and revive the Enterprise’s engines so that they were ready to go for the next adventure.
It was time to put her foot down, y/n decided. Enough with this madness.