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A Sugar Baby’s Guide to a Luxury Wardrobe and Brands

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Disclaimer: This is my own opinion, and you are free to disagree! I am not being sponsored or gifted items by any of these brands (I wish!). I am simply just trying to share some of my style tips based off of my own wardrobe :) xo

Will continue to update as I think of more things! This was just off the top of my head. Feel free to send in suggestions, if I use it I will give you credit when I edit the post! Questions also welcome. 

Although I am relatively new to the sugar bowl, dressing stylishly and well is something I have done all of my life. I hope my advice can help others! A top, big fish SD is going to dress well, and he’s going to want his SB to do the same. You must exude confidence and style for him to want to pursue you. 

If you are a sugar baby looking to build an ultimate, timeless luxury wardrobe look no further - check out my guide below!

Basics:
T-shirts & Tank Tops - ATM (wonderfully flattering, especially for bigger busts), T by Alexander Wang, Helmut Lang, James Perse
Jeans - rag&bone/JEAN, J Brand, Citizens of Humanity, 7 for all Mankind, J Brand, Current/Elliott, AG Adriano Goldschmidt. Yes I love my denim :)
Anything with a blatant logo on it like True Religion is a NONO.
Shirts - Equipment
Sweatpants - I used to absolutely detest sweatpants but after seeing photos of Rihanna and Gigi rock them, I’m kind of into it. Have my eye on a pair from Fenty X Puma now!

Lingerie:
Agent Provocateur (DUH) has the most sexy pieces, they make you feel wonderful about yourself, however I would only wear their stuff to show off for my man. Their bras, corsets, bustiers etc. don’t give much support so if you’re just wearing them trying to run errands your boob may pop out of its cup lol! Very annoying to constantly keep having to tuck it back in under your shirt.

I have quite a large bust, so I shop at Journelle, Stella McCartney, Elle Macpherson, Nancymeyer.com and Chantelle because a lot of other nice brands don’t make my size as much (32DD/E) - these are for sexier but still functional pieces.

Calvin Klein and Victoria’s Secret for the most functional underwear.
Hanky Panky has great one size fits most thongs, and Commando for underwear for a tight dress or something that gives NO VPL (visible panty lines!)

Shoes:
Sneakers (for fashion, not the gym) - Golden Goose, Common Projects
Sneakers (for the gym) - Nike
Gianvito Rossi - The new Manolo in my opinion. Not as overdone and not flashy like Louboutins. Wonderfully classic. Something I’d wear to a dream job interview or meeting a boyfriend’s parents.
Louboutins - even though they’re a bit trashy now I still love the sex appeal of a red bottom.. who can resist?
Rochas does beautifully embellished flats that you can wear with a cocktail dress if you aren’t feeling heels!
K. Jacques for flat sandals. Made in St. Tropez but they sell it on Shopbop etc.
Chanel and Lanvin for ballet flats
Love Stuart Weitzman’s highland and lowland boots, even though it seems like everyone and their mother owns a pair. They’re just so flattering and I love that they have them in so many neutral colors.
I like Saint Laurent’s basic flat Chelsea ankle boots. Go with everything in the fall.

Dresses:
Dolce & Gabbana - I LOVE Dolce & Gabbana!! As I said I am quite curvy, and their dresses are absolutely made for my body type.
Cushnie et Ochs - Also sexy AF
Giambattista Valli - When you want to look like an elegant, high fashion flower child
Saint Laurent - SO expensive, more for the extremely thin Kate Moss types, but I just like to look anyways :)
Less expensive but still great: Zimmermann (love Aussie clothing brands), Wheels&Dollbaby, Nicholas, L’Agent, Reformation, For Love & Lemons, Maje

Sweaters:
Ralph Lauren, Loro Piana, Brunello Cucinelli
J Crew, Joie, Vince and Everlane (cheaper)

Coats/Jackets:
Maxmara for the elegant, most classic pieces EDIT 10/9/2016: Maxmara carries very well-cut and stylishly professional coats. Think Olivia Pope-esque. This is also where Kim K got her iconic camel wrap coat and yes, they still carry it. I have one!
AllSaints for a great rocker chic leather biker jacket - try a mens one to increase the cool factor
Rick Owens - Also great for leather jackets, but more elegant and definitely more expensive 
Chanel: Their tweed jackets and coats are ultimate and so timeless- wear one with a simple white t shirt, jeans and booties to achieve that Parisian je ne sais quoi.
Yves Salomon does a great fur coat, EDIT 10/9/2016: that isn’t AS expensive as other top fur designers… think $5000-$10,000 which is still mega expensive but still far cheaper than J Mendel whose furs can fetch up to 60k (or even more)! and the quality is still great. I used to get Elizabeth and James furs for like a $1000 but tbh they looked cheap. I think if you can’t afford good fur, it’s best to spend on other areas, because cheap fur just makes you look, well, cheap!

Bags:
Chanel. Duh.
Never used to like Gucci but their new horsebit Dionysus bags (in plain suede without the Gucci logo) are to die for
Valentino Rockstud (a little bit passé but I still like mine)
Mansur Gavriel for something timeless and not too flashy
Saint Laurent for a tote bag. If you’re young, in my opinion this is a much better alternative than an Hermes Birkin or Kelly. I think for a young girl to be carrying a Birkin is a little bit… much. Although if you have found an SD who will buy you a Birkin then I say the more power to you, you’re clearly doing much better than me and feel free to ignore my advice - if fact can I have your advice?? lol

EDIT OCT. 9, 2016:

Where do I shop?
Great question - so. many. places.

Online (just google the names, I’m too lazy to hyperlink haha. Maybe another day):

Net-a-porter: love, and they do same-day courier delivery in NYC, London and Hong Kong
Moda Operandi: swoon-worthy site. You can pre-order next season’s clothes custom made for you straight off the runway, and they show up at your door just in time for the season! You put a 50% deposit down when you place the order at first, and pay the rest a few months later when the clothing piece is completed. I trick myself into believing that it’s budgeting, lol.
Farfetch
Shopbop
Revolve Clothing
TheRealReal (You can get some GREAT designer pre-owned and vintage on the cheap here, AND sell your old designer stuff you don’t want anymore! Note they only accept from a preselected list of designers, check that your item’s brand is on the list before sending anything in to sell)
Vestiaire Collective (same as theRealReal)
Forward by Elyse Walker
SSENSE
TheOutNet (Net-a-porter’s sale site. I’ve found some fantastic deals here. But be sure to check everyday because they definitely sell out fast)
Barneys, Saks, Selfridges, Bergdorfs etc. - I know these are department stores, but their websites are surprisingly well-maintained and carry a really good stock of stuff from top designers.

Hogwarts School Uniform

The other day I read a series of posts on the Hogwarts uniform and how book!uniform differs from movie!uniform, which is more canonical and whether there’s been/there should be some retconning to unify the books, films and illustrations from different sources. Since wizarding fashion is one of my favourite subjects (particularly since the word “corsets” was mentioned in HBP), I thought I had to write a post about it. So here it goes.

On tradition and unmuggleness

As much as I like the movie uniforms, the way I see it, they’re irreconcilable with those described in the books, which, both because they’re from the book and because that’s how I see them in my head, I consider canonical. Most people point out as proof of this that in a couple of occasions we are told more or less directly that the basic (I’ll talk more about this later) uniform does not bear any house indicator (see the Penelope Clearwater and Crabbe-and-Goyle’d Ron-and-Harry Cases, both in CoS). This is true. However, what I see as a bigger issue is the fact that the movie!uniform is basically a muggle school uniform with robes instead of a blazer, which, considering how often we see wizards struggling with muggle clothing, doesn’t really add up. And given that school uniforms tend to be on the conservative side of fashion, it would make much more sense to have the Hogwarts uniform resemble traditional wizarding attire.

On openings and trouserslessness

The movie robes are completely open at the front save for one (PoA-onwards) or two (PS-CoS) little clasps, which would take next to no time to do up and undo, so the movie robes would be put on and off like a bathrobe or a coat. However, most (if not all) of the times we see Harry changing into his school robes he’s described as pulling them over his head. To me that implies that the front is not open all the way down, that maybe there’s just a small opening with a few buttons, like a polo shirt. Either that or the robes are open all the way down but fastening and unfastening them is so tedious that students simply never do them up or undo them all the way. In a pre-zipper world, a front opening like that would most probably mean a metric tonne of little buttons, at least (look up some old-timey portraits, particularly of women’s fashion. They took their buttons seriously). No one has time to fiddle with that many buttons, so it would be easier to undo a few of the top ones and pull the robes over your head.

Personally, I think the left-hand version fits the description of “plain black work robes” better. And yes, there’s no indication anywhere in the books that the sleeves are flared or gathered at the top, but they look more wizardy this way, so. 

For an even more undeniable piece of evidence that supports the idea of having a closed front, look no further than Snape’s worst memory in OotP. When he gets levicorpused by James, we see his underwear. He’s not wearing trousers. Wh. Why is he not wearing trousers??? Because there’s no risk of accidental exposure of one’s undergarments when there isn’t a massive opening on the front of one’s robes, that’s why. Also, if for some sinister reason he had not been wearing trousers under open-fronted robes, everybody would’ve been able to see his pants already and it wouldn’t have been “funny” when James revealed them.

Moreover, it seems that trousers, even though they are worn in the wizarding world, are neither required nor part of traditional wizarding attire. See the old man at the Quidditch World Cup. Trousers have been adopted to some extent, but they are not considered wizarding clothing per se, but rather a garment borrowed from muggles. So if we go back to the idea that uniforms tend to be conservative, the Hogwarts uniform would have probably been designed to be worn with no clothes underneath other than underwear.

On hats gone with the wind and cloaks

Hats. “One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear.” Day wear. In the films (PS, basically), hats seem to only be worn on special occasions. And I can understand that; On set they’re probably a huge inconvenience as they like to fall off and have to be touched up constantly and may cover something/someone important. Still, canonically, a pointed black hat for day wear is part of the Hogwarts uniform.

Now, do not quote me on this, but I am positive that in one of the books there is a description of a windy day where students grab the brims of their hats so that they don’t get blown off. That’s the one and only time in the whole series (that I can remember) where the uniform hats are said to be brimmed. It makes sense, though, as traditional witch hats do have a brim. Modest brims seem adequate for uniforms. (I do think it is strange to make students wear hats indoors, but oh well.)

(Edit:  ‘ “Maybe I’ll skive off Divination,” he said glumly as they stood again in the courtyard after lunch, the wind whipping at the hems of robes and brims of hats.’ - OotP, chapter 17)

Then there’s the winter cloaks. Again, plain and black, this time with silver clasps. No crest, no house colours. And there’s also the protective dragonskin gloves, which seem to be used both as protective gloves for Potions/Care of Magical Creatures/Herbology and as regular winter gloves.

On house pride (or the lack thereof)

So far we have established that the uniform consists basically of plain black garments: a set of black robes (closed front), a black cloak, a black hat. Hence, by default, there is no way to tell what house a student belongs to just by their attire. Or is there? Here’s where the “basic uniform” I mentioned  before comes into play.

It is true that the robes, hats and cloaks are plain black when bought. And yet, there are many points in the story when Harry seems to simply know what house some students belong to, even when he clearly doesn’t know them. We get constant references to “a gorup of first year Ravenclaws” or “a Hufflepuff girl”, and since the story is told from Harry’s point of view rather than an omniscient narrator’s, there must be a way for Harry to tell apart people from different houses without knowing them personally. So how can we reconcile the ideas that some people’s house is recognisable at first sight while other people’s isn’t? It’s quite simple: CUSTOMISATION.

Bagdes, scarves, appliques, ribbons, hat ornaments, buttons, socks, belts, and a long etc, to show your house pride. Just as we can get jumpers and hoodies and caps and whatnot with the name and colours of our uni or specific college, kids in the wizarding world are probably able to buy (and make) house merchandise. These items would be available at Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade, and parents would send them to their children once they’ve been sorted or the kids themselves would be able to get them via owl order.

Some students may only wear a small badge on their chest. Others a scarf+turtleneck undershirt+bandana+animal-shaped hat bauble combo. I love to imagine some kids wearing ridiculously tacky things, like red-and-gold neck ruffles or bee-striped boots. And those kids who are not as inclined to show off their house? They can just wear their basic black uniform.  

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Word Count: 1,250

Rating: PG-13

“Bloody hell Joe,” you groaned, leaning closer to the mirror, examining the marks your boyfriend had left everywhere on your neck. They were darker than usual, and they went down your shoulders as well, a few even grazing your collarbones.

“I’m sorry love, I got a bit carried away,” he mumbled, coming up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist. You rummaged through your makeup bag, frustrated. You hadn’t necessarily planned on you and Joe having sex at his sister’s house, but after the impromptu water fight yesterday, which had left both you and Joe in see-through, soaking wet white t-shirts, the hormones were kicking all day until you could finally escape up to the spare room.

However, the lack of planning had left you without your thickest concealer, which you usually used to cover up. Joe had a habit of leaving the purple marks, and they weren’t seen as professional at work.

“Do they hurt?” Joe’s voice came from behind you again. He was pressing gentle kisses to the few he had left on your shoulder. You could tell he felt bad.

“No, of course not. Believe me, they felt good, I just didn’t really come prepared to cover them. And with us all having breakfast later…”

“Well, my sister is a beauty blogger you know. I’m sure she’s got a billion tubes of that stuff,” he pointed towards some of the concealer in your bag. He was right; she was sure to have a color correcting kit and everything else in her makeup storage upstairs.

“Okay, here’s the plan. You go downstairs and put a spoon under the coldest water you can get, then bring it to her makeup room upstairs, okay?” You gave him a quick kiss and sent him on his mission.


Joe was very quiet as he went down the stairs. Zoe and Alfie seemed to be asleep still, so he crept to the kitchen, doing as he was told with the spoon. It was only then that he realized that Nala was pawing at his leg. That meant she was out of her crate.

Which meant someone was awake.

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Got7 Reaction #15 - Their s/o has weird sleeping habits

anon asked: hi! could you please do got7 reactions to their s/o having weird sleeping habits? like sleep talking/walking, sleeping in weird positions, etc. thank you ! 💗

A/N: **warning: long ass post coming your way. I got so carried away I’m so sorry TT.TT**


Mark: -sleep walking- He would realize that you aren’t in your bed when he reached out to cuddle you. Standing up groggily, he’d shuffle around the entire house until he finally found you standing by the dish washer, opening and closing the door without putting anything in it.

“Jagi…” He would say, gently putting his hands around your arm and steering you to your bedroom, not to wake you up. “This is sleeping time. We can do the dishes in the morning…” He’d laugh and add, “You’ll be more productive when you’re awake I think.”

Originally posted by slightkpopobsession88

Jaebum: -not moving at all while you sleep and breathing shallowly (that’s what I do xD)-

Shifting through the drawer on his bedside table he made sure to be as quiet as he possibly could in case you were actually asleep.

You looked like a stone statue laying on your back, your hands folded together in a snow white pose. “I wouldn’t have to do this if you didn’t look dead every time you feel asleep…” he whispered, finally finding and pulling out his hand mirror from the drawer.

Carefully he shifted over, his paranoia slightly taking over again as he imagined you not breathing. Finally when the mirror was close enough to your nose he craned his neck to see if fog marks appeared to show that you were breathing. He let out an aggravated sigh when he saw that you were, in fact, alive and not dead. He was silly for being scared, but you just looked so statuesque and that he couldn’t stop his mind from racing to the worst scenario. He rubbed his hand over his face and shifted again so that his arms were around you, so that he could feel your chest softly rise and fall.

This is how I’m always going to have to sleep from now on.

Originally posted by defwang

Jackson: -sleeping in weird positions- Your butt was up in the air, your neck at an impossibly sharp angle, your cheeks smushed against the bed sheets. You had even pushed your pillow off the bed.

*gif* How are they sleeping like that…?

Jackson pulled your left arm back onto the bed from over the edge and gently pulled you back down onto your side. You continued snoring since your cheek was still smashed against the covers. He put his arms around you to try and keep you in the position that was least likely to cause you to break your neck.

Jackson smiled and giggled at the thought of telling you about this in the morning. Even though you got super embarrassed about it, he thought it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. He couldn’t wait to tease you about this in the morning.

Originally posted by stefelicity

Jinyoung: -having to sleep with your leg over him- Three seconds after he had climbed into your bed, exhausted from a long day of practice, you had flung your leg over his chest.

His chest.

He giggled as he tried moving your leg, freezing cold foot and all, back over to your side. He knew that you were going to fling your leg over him again, but hopefully not over his chest this time.

He shifted to face you and instead of waiting he grabbed your leg and placed it over his own, his arms snaking around your waist.

“Jinyoung?” Your eyes fluttered open lazily to look into the beautiful face of your boyfriend.

“Shh” he brushed a strand of hair out of your face, “sorry that I woke you up Jagi. Go back to sleep, everything’s fine.”

He kissed you softly and pulled you closer to him, loving you even more for your subconscious need to be so close to him even when sleeping. “Baby…” he whispered again before falling asleep. “I love you”

“I love you too”

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae: -sleeping in weird positions- Both hands were over his mouth, Youngjae practically vibrating with suppressed laughter. He crouched by the bed to try and regain his composure before going to put his pajamas on and join you in bed. He had been late coming home from practice and came into your bedroom to see you like this…

You had one leg lying straight, the other one bent as you were leaning over, your face resting on your knees and soft snores escaping from your mouth along with a line of drool falling down your chin and onto your knees.

Youngjae had always known that you slept in weird positions seeing as the first time he met you, you had been sleeping upside-down halfway hanging off of a couch in the JYP lounge. This though…

He stood up with a smile still plastered to his face. No matter what, even asleep you made his day from the moment he laid his eyes on you. You were his adorable little ray of sunshine, and he couldn’t love you more than he did in that moment.

His love for you wouldn’t stop him from taking a ton of pictures of your newest sleeping position though. He also couldn’t wait to tease you endlessly about this and to show you those pictures, but that part could wait until the morning right?

Originally posted by umma-jy

Kunpimook: -moving around a lot when you sleep- “Damn it Y/n! Wake the hell up!”

You jolted awake at BamBam’s raised and frustrated voice, your heart skipping a beat at the sudden shock of it. “What the hell Kunpimook!? I was dead asleep and that’s how you woke me up?!”

“Dead asleep my ass! It’s like you were trying to wake me up. You practically rolled around the entire bed ten times over.”

“Shit…” You rubbed your temples in exasperation, “I’m sorry Bammy, I can’t believe that I was doing that again… I really don’t try to, I swear.”

One look at your tired, pouting face and he knew he shouldn’t have gotten so mad at you. He knew that you didn’t mean to do that, but when you slept soundly, he didn’t at all.

He lowered his voice in resignation. “Can we maybe just try cuddling? Maybe if we try with our legs entwined you can’t kick me off the bed again. And if that doesn’t work, then we’re seeing a sleep specialist. Got it?”

“Got it.” You nodded at him groggily once again and reached out to him. Hopefully this way you both could finally get some sleep.

Originally posted by lookwhaticreated

Yugyeom: -sleep talking- “No way… and then what happened?” Yugyeom would get you to continue talking once you’ve started. He was having trouble sleeping anyway, might as well get to hear your voice to help lull him to sleep.

He’d end up giggling uncontrollably though when you incoherently mumbled something about wearing a banana hat for a fashion show. The next thing he knew, he had woke you up and had to explain why he was now laughing hysterically.

you: “Why would you do that to me Yugi?”

him: *laughing still* “Because you can’t control what you say and it’s freaking hilarious!”

Originally posted by sunmis


A/N: I’m so sorry that it turned into mini-drabbles basically! And also sorry because I tried giving each member a different sleeping habit but I ran out of them lol ^.^” Thank you for requesting dear! I hope you liked it~ <3

yu-gi-oh post-DSoD headcanons
  • after that scene where seto goes like “you have your bound with him, i have mine”, no one sees him for a while. he just vanishes, don’t go on any competitions anymore, only keeps himself locked in his office and working as a way to distract himself
  • mokuba starts to get really worried about his brother but when he asks him what’s going on, all he gets for an answer is “business must come first, don’t have time do worry about anything else”
  • and seto not being that sassy super extra bitch he always is????? there must be something wrong dEFINETLY there’s something wrong
  • i mean he is a total fashion icon and all he wears now are basic suits 
  • mokuba “yugi i don’t know what happened with my brother but you are always trapped into some magic shit so you must know what to do please come help”
  • yugi don’t know what to do since he hasn’t seen seto for a while and he doesn’t have atem (who used to have the strongest bond with seto) to help him anymore, so he does the first thing he can think about and it is send a box full of chocolates with a little note “i’m sorry about the pharaoh and i know i can’t fully understand, but mokuba’s worried and i think we should talk???? even if our bonds with him were different, you and i are possibly the only ones capable of understanding each other”
  • seto “i fucking hate feeling positive stuff” kaiba
  • seto finally being his extra bitch self but not what he used to, taking the chocolates to mokuba and saying “i told you i was fine, don’t ever do it again”
  • he keeps isolating himself for some other days until one night he wakes up from a nightmare where atem is falling and falling of a mountain of something and seto can’t do anything to help and he has to watch the man getting closer to his death every second that passes
  • seto calling yugi in the middle of the night “i think we should talk too”
  • yugi “it’s literally 2am couldn’t you wait till morning?”
  • “i had a nightmare please come over” and bc yugi is so sweet and caring he asks for a ride and goes inside the limousine to seto’s house and when he arrives there’s no one nowhere to be seen and then seto appears and is like “come upstairs”
  • “yugi i miss him so much i don’t know what to do how do YOU live with that”
  • for a moment yugi considers giving the friendship speech but he knows it won’t work it out for seto so he decides to be the friend seto needs without saying a thing, he just goes like “you need to do other stuff, only working is not making you any good” and they keep talking all night about the weird magic shit they used to have to deal with but yet they miss them
  • yugi waking up on seto’s bedroom floor and being “shit i’m late” and taking a ride on the limo to school and all the kids gossiping about “wow what is sweet little yugi mutou doing on kaiba’s limousine???”
  • yugi explaining to the gang about what happened and they being pissed because he’s helping an asshole like seto and yugi being all like “i’m sorry if you cannot understand but i’m still helping him whether u like it or not”
  • yugi going straight ahead to kaiba’s mansion after school to spend time with him and talking about the pharaoh and magic shit and dueling just for fun, no important shit on their shoulders, just oldschool duel monsters
  • the gang having to accept after some time that now seto is as important to yugi as they are and maybe he comes first on some matters. but they are ok with that because yugi wasn’t 100% ok after the pharaoh finally going to rest for eternity, but when he started to hang around with seto he went back being the same old yugi, happy and gentle and no more sad eyes
  • seto and yugi’s friendship becoming stronger everyday that passes and they keep talking about everything and helping each other being better and there was this one vacation yugi spent with the kaibas on an island somewhere in the atlantic
  • the two of them being friends for like one year or so and seto suddenly realising yugi doesn’t look like a child anymore and he looks more and more like atem - he’s taller, stronger, his features are getting the shape of an adult
  • seto “i’m trying to get over a guy and then i’m best friends with his fucking reincarnation” kaiba
  • but yugi is still yugi and he’s still so smol and a little sunshine that needs to be protected bc he’s so good and gentle and caring and ready to give up on everything for the people he loves
  • seto “shit i’m love” kaiba freaking our because how the fuck did it happen one day they are just rivals and suddenly they are bffs and now he has a ridiculous crush on the guy he used to hate?????
  • “seto are you ok you are a little weird this week”
  • haHAHA mE??????? i’m cOMpleTely fiNE it’s nOt lIKe i’m in lOVe WIth U or aNYtHIng
  • what
  • what

anonymous asked:

Just imagine: Tony Stark Space Tourist. like all the different planets and civilisations, no matter how different from earth, all have tourist culture and he's basically wearing "I <3 ny" tee shirts from other planets. His bunk in the guardian's ship is full of tacky snowglobes and space bobble-heads and just random tourist junk. Also, postcards. So many postcards. (tree anon)

Holy shit. H o l y s h i t though- Tony would just come back to Earth with SO MUCH RANDOM ALIEN TOURIST BULLSHIT MERCH. Hats and gloves and unusual garments that he has no idea how to wear but bought anyway because!!! Ohmygodspace!!! And he is a complete and utter nerd who spent the first week solid of his space journey just yelling and gesturing vaguely at things that Guardians all took for granted.

They humoured him anyway, though. Because they’d honestly never seen someone look quite that excited before in their lives. Not even Rocket could say no to a face that was covered in shiny metallic tattoos and a decorative mask from the planet they’d stopped off for gas at. He was like a kid in a sweetshop, and his eyes just fucking. B U R N T with wonder because science and evolution and civilisations with social structures and new visionary technology!!!! He has reached level 100!! Maximum heaven level unlocked!!!!!

My Classical Mythology Professor

“Hephaestus is really great. I mean, he only ever really does that one little thing of molesting his newly born sister, but other than that he’s cool.”

“Apollo’s just a sociopath, and a loser version of Zeus, really.”

“So either Helen falls in love with Paris, which she doesn’t want to do, or Aphrodite ships her off to Egypt to get a master’s degree in pharmacology.”

“Whenever Achilles had a problem, he’d just run home crying to his mom. His mom always had the same advice: stop fighting, eat, have sex with a woman. He only ever did the first thing, which is probably why he got killed.”

“Basically, Apollo got mad at a bunch of people for not having sex with him and they ended up worse off - mostly turned into plants, for some reason.”

“Cassandra turned Apollo down since she held a vow of chastity, but of course Apollo took it personally and cursed her.”

“You can always pick out Odysseus in pictures ‘cause he’s always wearing a stupid little hat.”

“The gods tend to have these conflicting powers or personality types. Ares, super feared by mortals and always bloody and angry, is basically the fool of the gods. Zeus, almighty king of the gods, is completely helpless when it comes to his libido.”

“So Brad Pitt spends nine years in the harem - you’ve all seen 300 right? I always picture Achilles as Brad Pitt now. Anyway, Brad Pitt’s in the harem, bored out of his mind for 9 years cause he’s already been trained for hero stuff at Chiron’s hero academy…”

“So Orlando Bloom is just moping in his room while the Greeks are camping outside of Troy, and Hector finds him and is like, ‘Come on, Paris, this whole war is because of you!’”

“Have you all seen the Disney version of Hercules, where Hades is super evil and angry? Yeah, that’s not really right. Hades was more like the weird, basically harmless brother of Poseidon and Zeus.”

“I love this vase of the Underworld, it really shows the relationship between Hades and Persephone. I mean, Persephone’s standing there like ‘Whip that guy more! Punish him less! Stop slacking!” and Hades’ is just lounging on the chair like, “Darling, how about a roast for dinner?”

“The thing is, Oedipus tried really hard not to kill his father and marry his mother!”

Boyfriend!Yuta

•every morning will send you a text saying something cheesy
•'morning beautiful’
•'the sun not shining because you’re not awake’
•in return you send him cheesy texts at night
•'the stars are out but you’re still the brightest’
•'night handsome’
•this probably started why before you guys started dating too
•tickle fights happen a lot but that usually ends up with you guys making out on the couch which I guess isn’t a bad thing
•yeah tickle fights don’t last very long…
•5 minutes at most
•1 minute at least
•him giving you his shirts after you start stealing them for so long
•there’s no point in even questioning where they are now
•legit a whole section of your closet is for his clothes and hats and whatever he leaves that your place
•too bad they’re basically yours now
•you probably wear his clothes more than you wear your own clothes
•he’s fine with it tho since you look so good in his clothing
•especially when you go pantless
•'you have a nice ass babe’
•'no Yuta no’
•'what it’s a compliment’
•wink wink
•kdrama marathons
•you’re all cuddled up in the fluffiest blankets ever and basically surround yourself in pillows
•y'all binge watched Goblin in one night
•best and worst thing you’ve ever done because it was on a week day
•oops
•speaks Japanese to you a lot
•but you don’t understand so you make him teach you it to make sure he isn’t talking shit about you behind your back
•also he gets really fluster when you talk in Japanese to him because he thinks it’s all cute and appreciates the effort
•'cute’
•let’s say you’re not really much of a morning person but you should know that Yuta is probably gonna wake your ass up at 7am on a Saturday so you can go hiking with him
•you deal with it since he buys you food in the end
•but he eats most of it and you have like 35% of the food but I guess it still counts
•mini story time !!!
•so one day Yuta woke you up really early to go hiking with him but you were really tired and had like no energy to do anything
•ending up still going with him because happy Yuta = happy you and he promised to take you to go to a really nice BBQ restaurant for dinner if you did go
•tired you also known as clumsy you of course had to accidentally step in a hole and mess up your knee somehow
•not even just your knee but since you wore shorts that day you also had a bunch a scales and stuff
•Yuta was in front of you and when he heard you scream he turned around and screamed himself because your screen scared him
•'oh shit you scared me’
•he then realizes you’re actually hurt and is like
•'fuck fuck fuck what do I do’
•ends up piggyback riding you back down the trail so has you get on his back
•with your luck you somehow hurt it even more
•Yuta is just like quiet and stuff so he can focus on getting you back home with out hurting you even more
•but you misunderstand it thinking that he’s like upset at you or something since he was really excited to go on that hike
•so you end up being quiet too and just let him carry you home
•once you got home, he set you down and left without saying a word so you’re like panicking
•but then he comes back with ice and a bunch of other shit that makes you feel better and you are just like ‘aw’
•'yah, don’t ever make me worry like that again stupid’
•'but I’m clumsy’
•'stop being so clumsy then’
•'but if I’m not clumsy then who’s gonna be your savior’
•'you’ve been watching too much kdramas haven’t you?’
•’…yes?’
•you don’t come to the dorms that much anymore because Yuta gets jelly
•whenever you’re there he makes sure to attach himself to your hip so that wherever you go, he goes
•'Yuta let me pee’
•'no’
•'I have to pee’
•'no’
•'let me pee or else I will never give you any more cookies and I’ll make sure Taeyong doesn’t either’
•'bathroom’s that way, I love you 😇’
•PDA is pretty high I guess
•always has an arm around you and have you right by his side so everyone knows you’re his
•never holds hands unless it’s really crowded and he doesn’t want to lose you
•if you’re with people you both know and consider as friends then he’ll go as far as kissing you all over your face and stuff
•like ew
•'I love you’
•'but do you love me more than Winwin’
•'you’re testing your limits babe’
•'I h8 you’
•'jk….for the most part’

Peter Loving his S/O’s boobs Would Include . . .

Requested: Yes

A/N: In this post, I explain my mental health and why I haven’t been posting lately, but if you don’t want to read that basically says that I’m having a hard time lately. But I would like to say that I am so thankful for you guys and I love when you send me stuff so please do that! Also I love this I’m so pumped for it. 


Before dating:

- Now, dearest Peter, our favorite teenage hormonal cinnamon roll, tried not to gawk at your boobs

- But he failed

- Like a lot

- Not so much during the winter, thank god for coats mainly in the summer and spring, when you wear tank tops

- God forbid if he accidentally brushes your boob he’s boner city


While Dating: 

- Dear Peter is secretly such a horn dog

- Like you could be doing anything and he will just be staring at your boobs

- While laying on the couch/on a bed he rests his head on your boobs

- Later in the relationship he just like plays with your boobs all of the time

- Most of the time it’s not even sexual, it’s just become a pass time for him


Request/Ask Me Something

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Dating Fred Weasley

request by: @v0ldemortsbooty

-Okay honestly, he would do whatever it took to be around you. (even if it meant skipping potions)

-Along with that, he would not shut up about you.

-”ah so you’re the girlfriend that Fred won’t stop babblin’ about.”

-”ah so you’re the other one…”

-”*laughs*”

-Fred would always be so silly and careless with his friends but he has this caring and sweet side when he’s around you.

-Molly being impressed that he hasn’t messed up yet(((TBH

-GEORGE TELLING YOU EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT FRED

-him hugging you almost every time he sees you

-those hugs where he picks you up and spins you around

-”I can’t believe you have a crush on me!How embarrassing!”

-”Fred, we’re dating.”

-”hehe yeah I know.”

-soft and gentle kisses aw

-sneaking off campus late at night to watch the sky together

-*coUGh* “studying” in the library

- Him sitting you down in a private place with him and having you talk about whatever was bothering you

-wearing his signature Weasley sweater

-holding your hand while walking down the hall and swinging both of your arms

-omg for your first date you two were walking down in hogsmeade eating pumpkin pasties so now he calls you pumpkin.

-practicing your dancing for the yule ball at the burrow which basically leads to more goofing around and not so much dancing

-so many inside jokes

-pillow fights.

-he would get jealous super easily and probably pull some sort of prank as a way to tell whoever is trying to get to you to back off

True Q - 6.06

Oh, Q, you rake, you scalawag. You’re so mischievous that you’ve snuck into one of these mostly-unis episodes like the scoundrel you are. Also I believe this episode title, much like Return of the King, contains a spoiler within the title. But we’ll get there.

“Don’t even try to out cheekbone me, girl. I’ll eat you for lunch.” —Bev

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aunty-kats-pokemon-ranch  asked:

Could you teach me about competitive battling or send me resources/guides?

Sure friend! I’m at work right now, so if you have any specific questions I’ll answer those in more detail tonight.

But the way I look at it is theres two parts to competitive battling - teambuilding and actual playing the game. The key to both is practice. Especially on that second one.

For teambuilding, I recommend looking at smogon forums. In each tier, there’s a section for good cores and one for viability ratings. Look at both. Pick a core, a Pokemon, or an idea to build around

Using the Butterfree team for example: My goal was to create a team that would set things up for Butterfree to sweep. So first, I saw that hazards are a huge issue (ow 49-50 percent for stealth rocks). I wanted to have at least one rapid spinner, preferably two so I put down Donphan/Blastoise.

Next, I knew that I would need something that could wallbreak or punch holes into the enemy team - basically wear down the enemy team so Butterfree had an easier time cleaning up. Both Donphan and Blastoise are typically physically bulky, so I also wanted something bulky on the special side. Meloetta has a crazy good sp atk stat, paired with a good sp def stat. It has good coverage and because of that I knew I could go full offense and just slap an assault vest on. Now Meloetta is my “special wall”.

But now we have our special wall fully offensive, which means its having to fulfill two roles - breaking walls and being our sole switch in to special attacks.

So now we need to take off some of that pressure. We can go Goodra for that, since it’ll fulfill the same roles with an assault vest - now we have two Pokemon that both fit two roles. That allows us to be more unpredictable with our switches.

But our team is now pretty ice weak - the enemy team can just spam ice beam and we really don’t have switch ins.

We can fix that a bit by getting rid of Donphan and switching in Steelix. Sure it doesn’t like taking sp atk ice moves, but it’s a start.

So ice types are still an issue and oh no Butterfree is like our only win condition. Let’s kill two birds with one stone - an offensive fighting type. Hitmonlee fills this role. If we go with Liechi-Endure set, now we have another win con - again giving us flexibility.

I’m just now seeing how long this is so I’ll add more details on actual playing when I get home, but there’s a start. And take this with a grain of salt - I still definitely suck compared to top tier players, but hopefully these tips still help

anonymous asked:

Hello !! I really love your art. I keep scrolling all your blog almost everyday ♡♡♡. I saw your drawings of the au with young Gabriel and Jack farmer. Do you have tips for using the grey maker ? I got several ones but I feel like I'm more coloring the character with several nuance of grey instead of doing like you do with just a light grey that lighten up and make the drawing nice. Thank you ♡ I hope to see more art of you ♡♡

thank you for your kind message anon. >/////< I’m happy to know you like my art this much to check it daily am truly honored <3

about your question. I apply grey areas only to give the picture more depth, instead of leaving it plainly Black and White. it’s not really coloring. the closest example ( and actually where i learn and still learning this ) is toning in manga. 

here’s a small example (it is digital not in markers, but this is how i use grays in both mediums anyway) 

line art: it’s plain, characters and BG are all equal. you can’t really separate them.

the toned picture: now you can visually separate the background from the characters and you can tell that one of them has different skin color.and the clothes they’re wearing is dark shade of something (green in this) you don’t need to add more shading to the grey areas, yes it’ll make the picture look much better. but in comics you don’t have the time to color each panel in grey scale so you basically take the basic values (grays) to separate the objects you have. you need one or two hues to do the work. 

you can try this using your markers and before adding grey try to balance the black and white areas.

I am not really good in explaining things XD but I hope this answered your question. ^^

My shorts, my business!

So I work at a store that people who are creative come and rent spaces to sell their wares, a lot of it being furniture. My job is to work the registers, clean, paint, build stuff, and carry the furniture out of the store when a customer buys it. Along with that I also have to deal with the vendors who rent the spaces, and for the most part we get along, though there is a handful who tend to be difficult. Anyways, it’s a lot of hands on, hard work, so I sometimes wear shorts so I’m more comfy and so I won’t get too hot. Also it should be noted that these are not booty shorts, and while they are also not the longest things in the world they definitely have a good amount of fabric hiding all the essential bits. They are basically work shorts that one would wear hiking, camping, or WORKING. Now keep in mind that when I started I specifically asked my boss if there was a dress code and if I could wear my shorts. She assured me that there was no dress code and I could wear whatever I wanted, but I probably shouldn’t wear skirts or dresses because it might be hard to be mobile. So I didn’t wear skirts or dresses, I wore my shorts. There is NO REASON that I can’t wear these shorts! Today my co-worker informed me that one of our vendors that I was actually kinda buds with has been telling my co-workers behind my back that I am being un-professional by wearing those shorts and that I am acting like a slut for wearing them around, she has apparently been speaking about me behind my back for a long while as well. AGAIN I bring up the fact that these are in no way booty shorts and my employer has cleared me for them. What is truly un-professional is this grown ass women gossiping about me to my co-workers behind my back when she always asks ME for personal favors whenever she needs help or is too fucking lazing to do something herself, favors that I am in no way obligated to fulfill due to me job, I just help her out because it seemed to be the right thing to do. If this woman truly had a problem with me being the proud owner of a pair of thighs then she can confront me about it to my face or go to my boss about it. She had no right to go to my peers and complain about me because she has a stick up her ass. I no longer have any respect for this woman and she can no longer count on me for my assistance.    

dawnisgone  asked:

kat whAT'S THE HANDMAIDEN

OK OK WE’RE GOING TO LEARN SOMETHING TO DA Y BOYS AND GIRLS AND VARIATIONS THEREAFTER

LET ME DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE WLW FILM THAT KICKS CAROL OUT OF THE FUCKING WATER

THE HANDMAIDEN IS A KOREAN SUSPENSE/GOTHIC DRAMA FILM DIRECTED BY PARK CHAN-WOOK (YES THE MASTERMIND DIRECTOR BEHIND OLDBOY) ABOUT A SCHEME TO STEAL THE INHERITANCE OF A WEALTHY HEIRESS SET IN 1930S JAPAN OCCUPIED KOREA 

SEE THAT YOUNG GIRL IN THE BLUE AND WHITE HANBOK? GIRL’S NAME IS SOOKEE, A STREET THIEF WHO LEFT HER HOME TO WORK FOR THE GORGEOUS LADY HIDEKO WHO LIVES WITH HER SADISTIC ART COLLECTOR UNCLE IN A STUNNING MANSION OF OPULENCE 

SOOKEE ACTS AS HIDEKO’S HANDMAIDEN, BUT NOT BY COINCIDENCE HELL NO THE YOUNG MAN BESIDES HER IS FUJIWARA WHO IS A “““COUNT””” THAT COMES TO VISIT HIDEKO AND IS SEEMINGLY INFATUATED WITH HER BUT REALLY JUST WANTS TO MARRY HER FOR HER MONEY AND THEN SEND HER TO AN ASYLUM 

FUJIWARA IS SOOKEE’S ACCOMPLICE AND HE’S THE ONE TO PROPOSE OF THE SCHEME AND SOOKEE AGREES TO IT BECAUSE SHE’S BEEN LIVING IN A CRAMPED HOUSE FOR YEARS WITH TOO MANY FAMILY MEMBERS TO COUNT AND TOO MANY CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF AND THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY MEANS FREEDOM FROM THAT HELLHOLE

BUT THINGS GET HELLA COMPLICATED WHEN SOOKEE MEETS HIDEKO CAUSE SHE IS

KINDA

REALLY FUCKING GAY FOR HER 

AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOOKEE MEETS HIDEKO I SEE YOU SOOKEE DON’T TRY TO PRETEND YOU AREN’T GONE FOR HER ALREADY

SO AS FUJIWARA TRIES TO WOO HIDEKO SOOKEE MUST STRUGGLE BETWEEN HER AWAKENING SEXUALITY AND HER CHANCE OF FREEDOM FROM POVERTY 

KILL BILL SIRENS GOING OFF IN SOOKEE’S MIND AS SHE SEES FUJIWARA CREEPING ON HIDEKO MMM GIRL YOU AIN’T SLICK 

NOW ONTO HIDEKO HERSELF

OK I CAN’T BLAME SOOKEE FOR FALLING FOR THIS GIRL SHE IS GORGEOUS AF MY BI ASS CANNOT TAKE SUCH BEAUTY ANYWAYS

HIDEKO’S SADISTIC UNCLE MAKES HER PARTICIPATE IN SOME FREAKY SHIT DOWN IN THE BASEMENT AND BASICALLY EXERCISES AN OMNIOUS HAND OVER HER WHOLE LIFE SHE MAY LOOK THE LADY OF THE HOUSE BUT SHE’S REALLY A SLAVE TO THIS DEMONIC MAN 

I WON’T GO MUCH INTO DETAILS HERE CAUSE IT CONTAINS SPOILERS SO I’LL ADDRESS HOW SHE VIEWS SOOKEE

A LOT OF YOU MAY BE THINKING WOW RICH GIRL THAT’S BEEN LIVING A RESERVED AND CONTROLLED LIFE FOR YEARS SHE CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ATTRACTED TO WOMEN 

W R O N G 

HIDEKO IS A GODDAMN LESBIAN WHO HAS SOOKEE IN HER MIND CONSTANTLY

ANYONE WITH EYES CAN SEE SHE IS SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE WHENEVER FUJIWARA ARRIVES AND FINDS HIM OVERBEARING 

”BOY I AIN’T GOT TIME FOR YOUR FAKE ASS COMPLIMENTS SOOKEE’S OVER THERE LOOKING VISIBLY DISTRESSED AND THAT REQUIRES MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION” 

COMPARE TO THE PHOTO BELOW:

LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT HOW SHE GAZES AT SOOKEE MASSAGING HER FEET. THIS GIRL IS NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE HER EMOTIONS E N D  M E 

AND AFTER THAT HIDEKO ALLOWS HER TO SLEEP WITH HER IN HER BED WHICH HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT A HANDMAIDEN DOES FOR HER LADY UNLESS HER LADY HAS vERy SPECIFIC REASONS

THE MOVIE’S CINEMATOGRAPHY IS INCREDIBLE HONESTLY I DON’T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM A PARK CHAN-WOOK FILM AND THE PLOT IS SO UNIQUE TOO AND HOLY SHIT THE TWISTS WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN OVER 

BUT HONESTLY HONESTLY THE GAYNESS WAS STRONG IN THIS ONE THIS FILM RADIATED WLW VIBES WITHOUT DEHUMANIZING BOTH HIDEKO AND SOOKEE INTO FETISH SYMBOLS NO THEY ARE INTEGRAL PROTAGONISTS TO THE PLOT AND MAINTAIN THIS AND THEIR CHARACTERISTICS CONSTANTLY SO WATCHING THEM FALL IN LOVE IS SO SATISFYING 

YEAH CAROL MAY TAKE HOME THE TROPHY FOR LIPSTICK LESBIANS AND THE #SOFT WLW THEME BUT DOES IT HAVE A THRILLING VISUAL FEAST OF A LESBIAN WOC COUPLE WHO ARE JUST TWO GIRLS TRYING TO FIGURE THEIR EMOTIONS OUT WHILE FIGHTING AGAINST OPPRESSION I DON’T THINK SO

HEY SOOKEE YOU COULD HAVE USED A PICK TO SEE IF SOMETHING WAS IN HIDEKO’S MOUTH BUT NO YOU USED YOUR WHOLE FINGER ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT BECAUSE YOU’RE SUCCEEDING 

THEY LITERALLY LOOK LIKE LOVERS STROLLING IN THE PARK AND HIDEKO’S PLAYING THE DESPERATE ONE WHO URGES THE OTHER TO STAY AWAY FROM HER TO KEEP SOOKEE OUT OF DANGER

AND WHAT DOES SOOKEE DO?

CUPS HER LOVER’S FACE IN HER HANDS TO ASSURE HER SHE’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE SOMEONE STAB ME DIRECTLY IN THE HEART

Originally posted by jennyshinvis9

SOOKEE PREPARES HIDEKO FOR A PARTY AND AFTERWARDS TRIES TO LEAVE BUT HIDEKO’S ALL “NAH FUCK THAT YOU’RE GETTING DRESSED BY ME AND YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR MY STUFF AND LOOK STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS OK YOU’RE DONE NOW TURN AROUND SO I CAN HELP YOU UNDRESS” 

C A N  YO U FUcKiN BeLIEVE THESE TWO HIDEKO IS THE ONE REMOVING SOOKEE’S CORSET WHEN IT’S REALLY THE HANDMAIDEN’S JOB TO DO THAT TO THE LADY’S CORSET 

AND OF COURSE SINCE THIS IS THE 1930S, WLW ARE BASICALLY SIN AND VICE SO THESE TWO HAVE TO FIGHT AGAINST WHAT THEY’VE BEEN TAUGHT TO BELIEVE THEIR WHOLE LIVES TO SAY AND BELIEVE THAT THEIR LOVE IS VALID 

SO YES IF YOU LIKE SUSPENSE, GOTHIC ELEMENTS, AMAZING CINEMATOGRAPHY, CLEVER PLOT TWISTS, AND CANON POC WLW BEING DEPICTED AS ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS IN LOVE INSTEAD OF SEXUALIZED CARICATURES GO WATCH IT

CAROLINE FORBES STARTER SENTENCES
  • So I don’t get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life? 
  • Isn’t killing cute defenseless animals the first step in becoming a serial killer?
  • So you’re saying that now I’m basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak, on crack. 
  • Oh, please. I got all of that between third and fourth period. We’re planning a June wedding.
  • Why didn’t he go for me? How come the guys that I want never want me? I’m inappropriate, always say the wrong thing and ____ always says the right thing. She doesn’t even try, and he just picks her. And she’s always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I’m never the one…
  • Maybe we just weren’t meant to be together. Maybe we just have to accept that and move on.
  • You know this sounds crazy, but… alcohol helps… or at least it helps me.
  • You have to read the first book first, otherwise it won’t make sense.
  • Why don’t you sparkle?
  • Why do I always have to be ____ bait? 
  • Urmm… oh, I’m so sorry. Ok. Now what’s the story?
  • That’s because she doesn’t trust you, and honestly, neither do I.
  • It’s just, as her best friend, it is my duty to warn her when she’s making a giant mistake, right? And now she’s taking ____’s side on everything.
  • Yeah, then you poured Grams another shot and she told you about the aliens.
  • Yeah. Well I know what you felt, ____, because even if just a little tiny piece of you felt for me what I was starting to feel for you you wouldn’t have walked away, and I don’t hate you for that. I don’t hate you for mourning your _____, I don’t hate you for being the biggest jerk on the planet while doing so, and I accept your apology.
  • ______ is an innocent, good person, who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.
  •   I got the other brother, hope you don’t mind. 
  • Well, no friendship is perfect.
  • I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with. 
  • _____ used to be way more fun. And I`m saying that with complete sensitivity. 
  • Does it look like I do dishes?
  • Until this is all over, there is no us.
  • He’s _____. Like a cockroach. Always survives.
  • I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.
  • That is because I’m polite, not pregnant.
  • Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.
  • If ____ dies, are you going to start peeing on fire hydrants again?
  • But you have an accent! Anything you say is automatically fascinating.
  • I can’t…I can’t do worse, okay? I shouldn’t have to.
  • Let me summarize them for you. You’re a dick.
  • Good coffee. But I usually take mine with a little more awkward silence.
  • The bad news is that when this happened to ______ we had to kill him, the good news is… well… there’s normally good news.
  • I can be bitter, party of one.
  • It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of… had sex with him.
  • Well… no one’s perfect.
  • How am I the only person on the planet who’s not having scandalous sex?
  • Don’t worry I sanitized it.
  • Whenever anyone tells me I can’t do something, I prove them wrong.
  • _____. Towel. Knock!
  • We don’t have a motto.
  • I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can’t I just kill her?
  • You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you
  • Yes, a date like to a movie where we don’t have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
  • This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we’re having sex.
  • It doesn’t matter how many times I dance with him. I love you.
  • I’m too smart to be seduced by you.
  • I’d rather die of thirst, but thanks!
  • Just because I talk a lot doesn’t mean I always know what I’m talking about.
  • Everyone needs to stop kissing me! 
Hoe tip: Preparing for prom (or any important event)

So it’s May right now, and that means that it’s officially prom and wedding season! My prom is about a month away, and that’s what inspired me to make this post. I’m going to outline everything that you may want to do to prepare for your prom from about a month out. Enjoy!

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Pokemon Go rant...

Okay, honestly, wtf?

I’m on team Valor. I chose Valor because Pokemon Red was the first video game I ever actually played and beat on my own, and I was feeling very nostalgic when I got lvl 5 and was given the choice of a team. Here I was 22 years old, and basically (kind of) living the dream I had since I was 5 years old.

Now, I got so into it. I bought a Valor shirt that had my trainer name on the back, and I like to wear it when I go play.

However, the times I’ve worn it out, I have been called Valor trash, have been told to just leave, and basically made to feel terrible about myself by Instinct and Mystic players.

The worst was when I showed up to the special screening of Pokemon the First Movie at a local theater. I walked in and was booed and told to leave. All I wanted was to enjoy this movie that I had seen as a little girl in the theater again. Something I never thought would happen. I felt terrible the entire time I was there.

Like, I know there have been team rivalries, and that Valor were supposedly assholes at the beginning, but… This has to stop.

I don’t know what else to say, and I don’t want to sound like I’m whining. But, I’m a nice person, and I just want to enjoy playing Pokemon. I would never make anyone feel bad for whichever team they chose.

So, I guess my PSA is: Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, and Lightning.

Let’s just have fun.

Dear Journal,

I woke up in the middle of the night. We were in the middle of a big tunderstorm. I hated those. They terrified me. I sat up in the bed that was still layed on the floor and turned to Sirius. Except he wasn’t there.

“S-Sirius?” I said, hoping he would come to my rescue.

But there was no responce. A big and loud tunder could be heard and I jumped.

“S-Sirius..Where are y-you?” I asked a little louder.

I then heard footsteps coming near our bedroom. It was Sirius. He came in running, knowing I was terrified. He sat down on the bed and I jumped in his arms.

“It’s okay. I’m here. You’re okay.” He whispered in my ear.

“I-I thought you w-were gone..” i said, with tears running down my cheeks.

“My baby.. I was just in the library closing the windows okay? I didn’t want your books to be all wet.” He said, trying to make me smile.

“I’m s-scared..” I said.

“I know baby.. I know.. Nothing can hurt you okay?” He said, running his hand on my back.

Another loud thunder could be heard and i jumped again.

“Shhhh… It’s okay…”

I stayed in his arms for a few more minutes. I felt safe with him. I felt good. I felt like anything was possible. His warm fingers on my cold skin. Him tracing the scars on my body. His soft lips on mine. Legs tangled in the sheets. I was safe. I was okay.

“I can’t fall asleep.” He said.

I looked at him. He was looking at the ceiling.

“I’m sorry..” I whispered.

“Baby it’s not your fault.. this is between mother nature and me! She can fight me! Do you think i’ll win?” He asked, smiling.

He just wanted to make me laugh. Which worked.

“I think you could. And you have a strong werewolf to help you! I could call him if you want?” I said, jockingly.

“Oh isn’t he hot! Merlin don’t call him, i’ll be a blushing mess if i see him!!” He laughed.

“But you’re so cute when you blush!” I giggled.

“Oh and you’re the one calling me cute! You are basically wearing one of my t-shirts with your baby-wolves printed underwear! No one can be cuter than that!” He said, smiling.

“Now that you’ve seen those embarassing underwear, I can wear them everyday!” I joked.

“Totally! And they make your butt look good so.” He smirked.

I gave him a small push on the arm and we laughed.

“If I make a bowl of buttery popcorn will you come watch a stupid muggle quiz show with me?” He smiled.

“On our brand new couch?”

“On our brand new couch!!” He laughed.

“I’m in!” I smiled.

So we ate popcorn, cuddled on our new couch, watching some muggle shows until the sun came up.

-Remus
March 25th 1978

coololdsoulpoetlove  asked:

How would the squad react to reader wearing clothes that show little bits of skin? Not a ton, but off-shoulder tops and skirts with not too high slits. My parents taught me not to wear certain things that accentuate my features (my mom says I am basically boobs and hips with no waist). Of course when I'm older I'll wear clothes like that. For now, I have to be wise with the choices. Also, ch. 17 was so cute!!!!!

i understand. my mom has rules about what i wear too lol it’s frustrating at times, but i know she’s just looking out for me. 

onto the headcanons!

i don’t see any of the boys being really controlling about what you wear. i’m sure they’re aware that ordering you to wear certain things leans towards a abusive relationship. that’s the last thing they want.

alex!

  • he gets a little pouty
  • especially if he sees other boys looking your way
  • he’s not trying to make you feel bad for what you wear! he just doesn’t like the attention you can get from it at times
  • he’ll put his arm around your waist when he walks with you and makes it very clear that you are taken
    • if you get cat called, oh boy,, this boy will not only beat the guys up but he will lecture them on sexism and the importance of feminism
  • he really loves your body though. 
    • you’re comfortable with your appearance too 
    • he likes to see you in shorter skirts
    • him and laf agree that you have nice legs so you show them off when you can

laf!

  • laf is probably the most encouraging in you wearing revealing clothing
  • one time he bought you a dress and you looked at him like,,, “are you serious”
    • he is serious. 
    • the dress he bought you had a slit in it! he really loves you in dresses with slits! 
    • whenever you have a fancy dinner to go to, you wear one partly for him and partly for you (you got nice legs might as well show them off)
  • as much as he celebrates your body, he is very careful to keep an eye on you
    • will definitely come over and kiss you if he sees another boy hitting on you
    • will easily be found wrapping his arms around your waist and whispering that you’re his and the boys
    • kisses you a ton and tells you how much he loves you

herc!

  • he’s a little more nervous
    • kiss him + remind him how much you love him. 
    • that’s all he needs to hear!
    • sometimes,, he gets worried that you’ll find someone better. just validate him. love him. protect him. 
  • he gets really flustered depending on how revealing your outfit is
    • he won’t, exactly tell you to change though…it feels weird to him
    • the most he’ll do is maybe suggest another outfit or have you cover up a little more
      • you agree. you care about hercules too much to fight over clothes
    • one time, you were going out and he made you put on a jacket
    • you, slipping your heels on: “bye, herc! i’m going out~”
    • him, kissing you and handing you jacket: “you look too damn good tonight” 
  • when you show a little more skin, he tends to stare
  • you’re just so beautiful,,, he can’t deal
  • he thinks you look prettiest in off the shoulder tops or strapless dresses
    • it’s a good middle ground for you two! it’s not too revealing and you get to show a little skin
    • it makes you look really gorgeous  and pretty hot

john!

  • most likely to be like “daaaaaaaang, baby girl, can i get your number?”
  • he got it of course
  • takes lots of pictures with you and constantly tells you how good you look
    • you’re that couple on snapchat that just posts pics of you two getting ready in the bathroom, dancing in the club, 
  • when you wear more revealing stuff, he gets a little more handsy
    • it’s nothing you can’t handle. if you want him to stop, just tell him and he will. 
  • he’ll mostly have his hands on your hips or run his hands along your waist 
    • he likes your curves
  • with john, the tighter the better
    • he really likes your waist and hips
    • even if you don’t think you have the body for it, he will insist that you do and that you look great in everything you wear

hamilsquad (in general):

  • they know you’re coming home to them, no matter what.
  • they know you don’t have the wrong intentions when you do wear certain outfits
  • you wear these clothes bc you feel good in them!
    • who are they to take that away from you?
    • you look good in them too so they’re not really complaining