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Jason Todd Headcanons: Cat[lad/girl] S/O

Request:  I love LOVE loved the Catwoman S/O (Catgirl) Headcanons you did with Damian! Can you please do one with our husband Jason!? :) Thank you!

Notes: Thank you so much, it’s so nice to hear that you liked those headcanons! I really liked them too, and I actually had a dream about Jason (and Jon) last night, so now is a good a time as any to get to writing this. PS: I just started reading RHATO, so now that I know more about the Outlaws, I can probably start writing for Roy and Koriand’r, and write MORE Jason fics involving them. I was also texting jen about the Jason smut, telling her about these headcanons, so she gave the idea for that one scene XD

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Batfam as things my fam has said

Dick: *tells a joke*

*silence*

Dick: Okay, but when it’s about my life, everyone laughs.

——————–

Jason: I’m really trying, and it’s just not working.

Tim: There is no try. Only do.

Jason: I don’t think Star Wars is really going to help me right now.

Tim: *scoffs* Shows what you know.

Dick: You know, I’m proud he got that reference.

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Jason: *messes up*

Bruce: *addresses the younger kids* Okay, he’s older. That means you should all learn from his mistakes or risk being just as much of a fuck-up.

Jason: Dad!

Bruce: *raises an eyebrow*

Jason: *sighs* It’s true.

——————-

Bruce: Okay Tim, you need some sleep.

Tim: You know, I’ve got enough problems in my life without you shoving your mainstream ideals and corporate agendas down my throat.

Bruce: …?

Tim: Yeah, goodnight.

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Dick: Okay, but if cotton shirts shrink when they get wet, does that mean sheep shrink when they get wet?

Jason: Bro, sheep produce wool.

Dick: Really?

Jason: Cotton comes from a fucking plant.

Dick: *in a small voice* So…sheep….don’t shrink…..when they get….wet….?

Tim: I think your brain shrinks when it gets wet.

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Damian: *walks into the kitchen at 12:00 a.m.* *sees Dick laying on the table crying*

Damian: So this is adulthood.

*like a month after that*

Damian: *walks into the kitchen late at night again* *sees Jason sitting in front of the fridge just staring while holding a jug of milk*

Damian: Is this like a thing? Does every adult in this family have mental breakdowns in the kitchen late at night?

Bruce: You’ll understand it someday.

Damian: *turns the light on* *sees Bruce sitting on the counter with a single piece of bread*

Damian: What was I born into?

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*at McDonald’s*

Dick and Jason: *get their own food*

Tim and Damian: *have to share*

Damian: Dad, that’s not fair. Why do we have to share?

Jason: Because we’re older, nimrod. We’ve paid our dues.

Dick: Yeah. I’m older than all of you. Dad had to raise me before he knew what the fuck he was doing.

Bruce: Jokes on all of you. I still don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

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Jason: *ruins the end of a movie the others haven’t seen*

Dick: You know, there’s a special place in hell for people like you.

Damian: Yeah, it’s this family.

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*at the pediatrician’s*

Bruce and Damian: *waiting for the doctor*

Bruce: *starts opening the cabinets* *finds the latex gloves* *starts stuffing them in his pockets*

Damian: Um, Dad? What are you doing…?

Bruce: I use these when I’m working. I like the ones from my doctor better. These are all meant for small hands.

Damian: Well maybe you shouldn’t be stealing from your son’s pediatrician then—or your doctor for that matter.

Bruce: Maybe your pediatrician shouldn’t have such small hands.

Damian: That is so not the problem with this situation.

(I know Bruce is hella rich, but my fam isn’t. lolol)

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*getting free samples from the store*

Bruce: Okay, Jason take your jacket off and go up there again. She’s elderly and will probably think your someone else.

Jason: *rolls his eyes* *goes anyway*

Dick: Dad, that is horrible.

Bruce: Do you want lunch son? 

Dick: Yes?

Bruce: Okay then. Roll your shorts up, put your hair in a ponytail, and pretend you’re my daughter.

Tim: We’re all going to hell.

———————

Dick, Tim and Jason: *fighting over what movie to watch*

Damian: *gives a suggestion* *gets ignored*

Dick, Tim and Jason: *keep fighting*

Damian: Hello!

Dick, Tim and Jason: *still ignore him* *still fighting*

Damian: I DEMAND ATTENTION, YOU ASSHOLES!

Dick, Tim and Jason: *turn to Damian in shock*

Damian: That’s right. I am capable of speaking. I may be the youngest, but I still exist.

———————-

Jason: Hey, Dick?

Dick: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE!

Jason: What’s wrong with him?

Tim: Someone ate all the Lucky Charms.

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Jason: How do you know when a fish is dead?

Dick: That’s an ominous question.

Jason: But like, how do you know?

Dick: I don’t know. Usually if they’re upside down at the top of the water.

Jason: So…laying at the bottom of the bowl all pale and colorless probably means dead, right?

Dick: JASON WHAT DID YOU DO?

Jason: I DON’T KNOW! I think I fed him too much. I mean, he just kept eating. I figured he was just that hungry!

Dick: Damian is going to kill you.

Jason: This is like his fifth fish. How attached could he have been, really?

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Damian: I thought I said that this family was banned from going anywhere near my fish. Why do you all keep killing my pets? Dad freaking swallowed one!

Jason: Wow Dad. I just overfed one. At least I didn’t eat it. 

Bruce: That wasn’t my fault! You shouldn’t be putting them in water bottles!

Damian: I WAS CLEANING HIS BOWL!

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Tim: Why is the world against me?

Damian: Is that rhetorical or would you like me to answer?

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Dick: *wakes up* I really feel like today is going to be a good day.

Dick: *spills his bowl of cereal on himself*

Dick: I’m going to go to bed now.

Bruce: Dick, you just woke up.

Dick: Well the world doesn’t seem to care!

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Tim: Can you have a midlife crisis at 17?

Damian: I don’t even think I’ll make it to 17.

Jason: I’m pretty sure I died the day I turned 19.

Dick: I’ve been having a midlife crisis for the past three years.

Tim: So that’s a yes.

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Bruce: I miss being young and childless.

Jason: As your child, that’s just so nice to hear.

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Bruce: Why aren’t you in school right now?

Dick: Dad, why does life feel like an endless abyss of self-loathing and humiliation?

Bruce:

Bruce: I’m just going to call and say you have the flu.


Inexorable (2)

Plot: How does is feel to be arranged to be married to a cocky, arrogant Mafia leader? Once you look at his face, you think you’re lucky, but then he opens his mouth.

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst, (eventual) smut, Mafia au!

Notes: Welp, since so many of you asked for it, here is a part two!! There are two other stories which need a continuation as well, so I might keep requests closed for a while.. Sorry about that. I hope you don’t mind. Feel free to ask me questions, though! Ya’ll are so nice to me! 2,053 Words

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (FINAL)

The ride to the vacation home wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. Your husband actually gave you the space you needed. There were brief glares exchanged between the two of you, a whole lot of drinking, and forced slumber – it was a 3 hour ride, after all. 

When the both of you had finally reached, the luggage was taken out by the bodyguards who had come along, and brought to your huge master bedroom. It was twice the size of your father’s office – if not, bigger – the bed was king-sized, and adorned with silk sheets. The walk-in wardrobe was already stacked with clothes for both sexes, making you wonder why you had even brought luggage in the first place.

“Too small, honestly,” Jungkook commented, plopping down on the couch by the fireplace. “My room is bigger than this.”

There he was, ruining the moment again. It was a good thing you were too exhausted to fight with him; but that didn’t mask over the fact that you still wanted to knock him out.

“Brat..” 

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stricter gun control is not enough

america also glorifies gun ownership. romanticizes it. you see people who love guns, collect guns, fire guns at ranges, consider it a hobby. a gun is not just a tool to them, and they obviously don’t just see guns as self-defense weapons. guns are directly associated in their subconscious with power and masculinity as well. to own a gun is to be in control. this is why you have so many gun fanatics toting that everyone should own a gun and that you can deter shooters or muggers with your own. this is actually not true, and it actually makes you at higher risk. 

i believe that even with stricter gun control, gun culture in america is still going to thrive. maybe we can make it more difficult for criminals to get their hands on guns. but it is often not enough, as more often than not, mass shooters pass background checks.

most mass shooters obtain their guns legally

here’s a more in depth look at where mass shooters get their guns

it’s important to talk about gun control but i think it’s just as important to talk about dismantling gun culture. i’ve seen a lot of talk of the former but none of the latter. so let’s talk about gun culture.

the last time i wrote a post about gun control was after the movie theater shooting in aurora. it was immediately swarmed by conservatives who tracked the gun control tag. i’m not tagging this post because of that but i hope people reblog.

edit: this is most certainly intended to be built upon and start a conversation! i want to hear people go in on this. i am terrible at words and articulating my thoughts so it would be nice to hear what others think.

a few details about the vernon smacking seungkwan’s bum thing
  • vernon chose the question himself
  • he read the question in english so seungkwan didn’t know what was happening

  • seungkwan was being totally cute and naive following vernon who was leading him into sin

  • just moments before the smacking he had a shit eating grin on his face

  • some carat yelled ‘everything’ and it was funny as hell 

  • seungkwan still had no idea even after vernon turned him around

  • seungkwan’s bum is plump, round and perfect (but we already knew that)

  • vernon smacked him well and nice so you can hear it perfectly

  • seungkwan got so flustered he couldn’t even speak properly

  • vernon looked so satisfied with himself fUCK

  • coups fucking high-fived vernon when he took a sit

  • seungkwan’s “wow”
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“and know that wherever you go, we will be with you.

This is Commander Shepard, signing off”

this is an early teaser for andromeda, but also a goodbye message from shepard and the mass effect trilogy. and it’s just really well done.

shepard and the normandy crew will always be with me 💕

A Cup a Day

Fandom: Marvel
Ship: Peter Parker x Reader
Requested: No
Genre: Fluffy Coffee Shop AU
Warnings: None
A/N: Thank you all for 2k followers!!!

Originally posted by parkrpeters

Every morning when you made your way to the coffee shop down the street from your house, you told yourself it was just because you loved their coffee. You told yourself that no other coffee would do, and that you were already so used to drinking that specific coffee on your walk to work that you just couldn’t change it.

And on weekends, when you never had work, you still insisted on getting your coffee from the same coffee shop. You told yourself that you only went for the weekend specials.

But as you walked into the coffee shop on this Tuesday morning, smiling as you waited in line, you didn’t give a thought about ordering your drink. “Next,” the familiar voice of the barista said, and you stepped up to the counter.

He looked up, and the face you had grown to look forward to seeing every morning lit up with a grin. “Hello,” he said with a soft voice, and you knew he recognized you. You felt a warm feeling in your chest at the realization. 

“You know my order by now, don’t you?” You replied, your previously sleepy state disappearing when you looked into his shining brown eyes. He let out a small chuckle, looking down at the register to put your order in.

He looked back up at you, telling you your amount, but you already had the money ready. He held his hand out and you set the bills down in his hand, your fingers grazing his. You sucked in a quick breath at the feeling, and you saw him bite his lip.

“Thanks,” he whispered, pressed some buttons on the register, and handed you your receipt. He looked behind you to see no one else in line, so he made your coffee himself. You rubbed your sweaty hands against your pants, your nerves getting the best of you.

You needed to calm down. You didn’t even know him.

But then again, you had seen him every day for the past three months since you had started coming to this coffee shop. He was at the register every day, taking your order and giving you a smile that made your heart beat faster in your chest. You remember yourself fawning over him and his shy demeanor, and watching as he would sometimes make your coffees with fumbling hands.

You remembered the way he nervously looked at you with red cheeks before asking you for your name.

“Here you go,” he had said to you as he handed you your coffee, and you moved to take it with shaking hands. It’d been a month of you coming here every morning, and you still hadn’t gotten used to the attractive boy who made your coffee. You weren’t sure you would ever get used to it, to him.

“Thank you,” you replied softly, taking the coffee from his hands. You stayed mindful, paying close attention to your hand to ensure it wouldn’t touch his accidentally. You began to turn to walk away after giving him one last smile when you heard his voice.

“Wait,” he said, and you thought it was the loudest either of you had been since meeting. You turned back to fully face him, and you bit your lip as you waited for him to continue. The two of you hadn’t said many words to each other besides ‘Good morning’ or ‘Have a nice day’, so to hear him open his mouth again made you nervous. 

“Uh,” he stumbled when he saw you looking at him with wide eyes, and you held back a chuckle at his stricken expression. “Um, what’s your name?”

You gripped the coffee cup tighter in your hands, and you weren’t sure why, but the question made you nervous. Maybe it was just because of the fact that he was asking for you name, which implied he wanted to know who you were. “I’m (Y/N),” you replied, smiling at him. You saw him breathe in quickly, and his eyebrows flicked slightly up his forehead. “What’s yours?”

“Peter,” he said immediately, and he looked down for a second, embarrassed at how quickly he responded.

“Peter,” you repeated, feeling the name in your mouth. And then you smiled wider, looking him in the eye. “It’s nice to officially meet you, Peter.”

He broke out into a grin and laughed lightly, almost sounding relieved at how well the conversation was going. “It’s nice to officially meet you as well, (Y/N).”

Hearing him speak your name for the first time gave you a warm feeling in your chest, and you didn’t mind it all. You clutched your coffee tighter, and you were worried the cup would soon break open.

You nodded once, taking a step backwards. You would be late to work if you didn’t leave soon. “I’ll see you tomorrow, then?” You said, an inquisitive tone to your voice.

“Yeah,” he said breathily, still smiling at you.

“Here’s your coffee,” Peter said now, handing you your coffee. You were broken out of your memory, taking the coffee from his hand. This felt like an all too familiar scene.

“Thanks, Peter,” you said, focusing on the current boy in front of you instead of the past one. “Have a nice day,” you continued, taking a step backwards, but Peter caught your arm. You looked at him with furrowed eyebrows, your heart beginning to beat harder in your chest.

“Uh, just,” he stuttered, staring at you intensely. You could see the nervousness on his face, and you wondered what he wanted to do that he was holding himself back from.

“Peter?” You asked, tilting your head slightly.

And then he took a deep breath, leaning over the counter quickly and pressing his lips to your cheek. You froze at his close proximity, almost not breathing. He leaned back to his respectful spot and let go of your arm, and you could see his cheeks getting redder and redder by the second.

“Just make sure to check your coffee sleeve,” were the only words he said before he gave you a small smirk and walked back to the register where a new customer had been waiting.

You laughed in disbelief as you took one last look at him, not believing he had just kissed you on the cheek. You turned around and walked out the door, restraining yourself from looking at the coffee sleeve until you were out of the coffee shop’s view.

When you finally looked down at it, you grinned. You knew you were already falling for this boy.

‘I hope you’ll let me get to know you. Here’s my number. xx.’

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The signs should know...
  • Aries: it's okay to not be okay. Let yourself break down. Cry. Let someone hug you while you do it. Remember I'll still look at you like you're standing in the top of a mountain even with red stained cheeks.
  • Taurus: you don't have to be there for everyone all the time. You are and it's noticed, trust me, but the second you let someone be there for you it'll be a gift you gave yourself. You have a golden soul and it'd be a shame if you didn't get a little of it for yourself.
  • Gemini: you made the right choice(s). I trust your decisions. You are smart. And you're in too deep to go back so live your goddamn life.this is what you have TAKE IT.
  • Cancer: you're the strongest person alive. You have mountains on your back and roses in your hair and I don't know how you do it. You're amazing. Don't let the mountains get too heavy.
  • Leo: it's okay to be frustrated. Remember why you are and don't get off track when expressing those feelings. Nobody is mad at you it's okay. I love you.
  • Virgo: you've been strong for a while now (your whole life) so go ahead and rest your beautiful brain. Be weak but only for enough time to realize that being strong is something you are, it's in you, it won't change.
  • Libra: feeling uncertain is okay!!!! If you feel it in your heart, go for it. If you feel it in your gut, turn the other way.
  • Scorpio: you're not mean, and you're not difficult. You're who you were made to be and that's nothing less than the the stars in the sky.
  • Sagittarius: every word that comes out of your mouth is heard and it is so nice to hear let me tell you. You're not annoying, and you make so many people so happy.
  • Capricorn: you don't have to be the same person that everyone always thought you were so you kinda just stuck with it. Change the way you need to for yourself and everyone else will just have to adapt. But remember that whichever "you" you choose is still 100% you.
  • Aquarius: you're understood. I get you. Keep talking. Say whatever it is you'd like. It'll be absorbed and remembered and stored in hearts and minds and souls into old age. Your words will be remembered in rocking chairs on old creaky porches at 7am when I'm old.
  • Pisces: oh you are so loved. And at every moment of every day you are on someone's mind. The smell of your hair and the sparkle in your eye and the words from your mouth scar the passerby's in shapes of stars on their mind in colors we've never seen before.
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Attended an amazing workshop this weekend and met Ryan Lang and Nathan Fowkes !!! Two of the artists I look up to the most!

It’s so nice to hear their story and views on life in-person, after only knowing them through art-of books and blogs. Three years ago when I was applying to Sheridan, I met Nathan in Toronto and attended his workshop and classes. It really pushed me to study and learn the basics of environment design!

Terrifying but I asked if they could look at my work. Got some really nice critique! I’ve got a long way to go, many many many things to work on. I’ll definitely work hard with the advice given! 💪💪💪It’s the middle of third year now and I’m working on group film, a personal film (NomNom) and an unannounced indie game - I really want to make the most of my time at school. Here goes!