Modern AU and morning routines

  • Kija, while on a phone with Kaya:so... how many candles in each pack you say?
  • Cashier:Ten.
  • Kija:Okay, I'll need a hundred then. No, wait.
  • Kija, to the phone:Uh-huh.
  • Kija, to the cashier:Two hundred.
  • Cashier:Mkay...
  • Cashier:*putting a whole box of birthday cake candles on the counter* So how old is your friend again?
  • Kija and Jaeha, together:Seventeen.
Please consider
  • Keith actually being really easy to talk to
  • But nobody approaches him because he gives off an unfriendly vibe
  • People always get the wrong impression
  • But sometimes people actually have to talk to him and when they do they realize that he’s not such a bad guy???
  • People getting flustered and embarrassed when they see what Keith is really like
  • Cause he’s actually really nice and sweet and “wow I can’t believe I ever thought this guy was an asshole”
  • “it’s been an honor flying with you boys” yeah how can this guy possibly be an asshole
  • Him giving people advice and genuinely wanting to help but people taking it the wrong way
  • Being really confused when people he doesn’t even know not-so-subtly try to avoid him
  • Oblivious Keith who doesn’t realize people actually do wanna talk to him
  • And when people try to talk to him he thinks it’s a joke because rarely anybody does that????

anonymous asked:

I'm pretty sure "Jake the Yeerk Killer" is some creepypasta shit that some loser hanging out in a pool made up one day. Basically there's this guy named Jake the Yeerk Killer and he has a hook for a hand and one day some sub-visser heard scraping sounds on the outside of their shuttle and they looked outside but didn't see anything, but then when they landed jake door hand hook shuttle bay door