so-interesting-and-shit

Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook

MARK ZUCKERBERG

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dUde mother fuckinG facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking bElieve this shIt goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowin the boat fuck yo shit I cant even fuckin believe this shit have you seen this shit Fuck I just watched this shit Fuck Jesse EisenberG man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build sHit with his barE hAnDs fucking best friend shit jeSse Eisenberg I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk aBout the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to bE sO interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie fUck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over spiderman crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented faceboOk Who the fuck invented Facebook

MARK ZUCKERBERG

motherfucking Griffin Mcelroy JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Adventure Zone bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn DMs The Adventure zone then fucking red robes and shit right fucking evil litch twins God damn the suffering game God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just listened to this shit fuck Griffin Macelroy man motherfucking Magnus Brunsides Magnus Brunsides you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Griffin Macelroy
I’m very tired
no man I’ll just talk about the adventure zone all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Adventure zone fuck dude I just listened the year and a half ago fuck Griffen Macelroy man man he fucked over Magnus Brunsides and crazy litch twins rowing Taako taaco did the soundtrack fuck this guy who dms the adventure zone I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck is the red robe all I can think is the guy who played the guy who is the red robe who the fuck is the red robe
BARRY BLUEJEANS

  • Hugo: Hey, Mat?
  • Mat: What?
  • Hugo: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Mat: What is it, Hugo?
  • Hugo: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Mat: Yeah...
  • Hugo: Because I have to, uh, go out of town for one weekend.
  • Mat: Yeah.
  • Hugo: This month.
  • [Mat giggles]
  • Hugo: And so I was, like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like, "Do you have a preference if I go this weekend or the next weekend?"
  • Mat: Mm-hm.
  • Hugo: Your response.
  • [Both laugh]
  • Hugo: At 9:30 in the morning... "Mother fuckin' Jesse Eisenberg Jesus chRIST FUCK DUDE MOTHER Fuckin' Facebook movie bulLSHIT JESUS CAN YOU FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS SHIT".
  • [Mat laughs]
  • Hugo: No punctuation. Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • [Mat laughs]
  • Hugo: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you. "GOD DAMN CREATED FACEBOOK AND FUCKING LAWYERS AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKIN' WINKLEVOSS TWINS GOD DAMN ROWING THE BOAT FUCK YO SHIT I CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN".
  • [Mat is dying with laughter]
  • Hugo: I say, "Mat, you're scaring me."
  • Hugo: An hour passes. You respond, "MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDER-MAN YOU PUT IN THE TIME FUCK PUT IN THE TIME MOTHER FUCKIN BUILT SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKIN BEST FRIEND SHIT JESSE EISENBERG I'm very tired".
  • Hugo: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll... I'll do most of the talking at the PTA meeting today."
  • Hugo: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. I'M TALKING, LIKE FIVE SECONDS LATER. "NO MAN I'LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE FUCKING FACEBOOK MOVIE FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN HE FUCKED OVER SPIDER-MAN CRAZY WINKLEVOSS TWINS ROWING TRENT RESIN OAR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK I DON'T LIKE DIE I CAN'T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK".
  • [Mat is physically wheezing from laughing]
  • Hugo: And then in all capital letters. Two hours later.
  • Hugo: "MARK ZUCKERBERG".

Motherfucking Antisepticeye Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking glitching bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn person who thought of bringing the glitch bitch into our lives goddamn all in our face fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Antisepticeye man Motherfucking neon green tennis ball head shit you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking cut his own throat with his bare hands and fucking green hair shit Antisepticeye I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk about the glitch son thing all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the glitch thing fuck dude I just saw it a year and a half ago fuck Antisepticeye man he fucked over his fan base with all these glitches and that video man and shit man or did the theories fuck this guy who thought of the glitching shit I don’t like glitches I cant think of who the fuck thought of the glitches and shit all I can think of is the video where the guy thought of the glitches and shit who the fuck thought of the glitching and shit

JACKSEPTICEYE

anonymous asked:

Are there any list or compilation of characters making snide comments or subtle notice that there are something more than just a profound bond between Cas and Dean? Also, why did Aaron choose to flirt with Dean to hide the fact that he was tailing him? They never met, so what tipped him off, and that it worked so well?

Hi! well, a while ago I made this post.

So we have… off the top of my head:

Balthazar, Meg, Naomi, Lucifer, Charlie, Benny, Hester, Crowley, Amara, Metatron, Ishim, Nora, Bobby, Sam and Cain… basically MOST of the characters who either know them well enough individually or have seen them together for more than 30 seconds.

My favourites though are Crowley, Lucifer and Amara

Crowley because he knows them both so well. He teases Cas about Dean being his boyfriend, calls Cas a “love slave”, ‘saves’ Cas in order to make Dean human again because he knows he needs Cas for this, he teases Dean about their own escapades as demon!dean, with Dean it’s less about Cas and more about Dean/him as he is jealous, teases him about being able to shove the bomb where the sun don’t shine “well, you could…” etc.

source:

@impala-sunsets

Amara literally is the Anti-Cas throughout all of season 11, the bond overrinding his free will, but her bond is not as strong as Cas and Dean’s, despite being God’s sister, she has to use Cas to get through to Dean, she only appears when Dean is longing for Cas or when Sam mentions Angels for example. She also exposes that Dean REPRESENTS Humanity, a hark back to Metatron’s “Cas is in love with Humanity”, wow this story is so layered it takes YEARS for pieces of the puzzle to be made obvious, by which time the GA have probably forgotten, but we haven’t and when people rewatch once it is canonically acknowledged I’m sure there will be floods of people going “OHHHH I see now when they did THIS and THAT it was because they’ve been in love all along!”.

When she then is portrayed as caring about Dean, she exposes his emotions, his feelings of love and shame (as the love monster, but it still counts as it is her representation and the monster literally says “who I am is not important” ie. THE WRITERS SAYING LOOK AT WHAT THIS MONSTER IS SAYING BECAUSE ITS TRUE), of his self worth and his feelings for CAS, which have been the overriding theme of all of Dean’s story for the end of the season, which Amara USED to get close to him… I mean JEEZ exposition much? 

The whole season’s plot makes no sense if you don’t see Dean as so deeply in love with Cas that the big bad uses it in her own storyline, the plot for the WHOLE SEASON RESTS ON IT. 

Originally posted by casclaire

Lucifer because he was inside Cas so canonically knows how he feels… Tbh I’m still waiting for this to come out at some point… probably towards the end of Lucifer’s story we should get some kind of reference to him using Dean to get to Cas or just coming out with it as he is a master manipulator , of course he would use this against them, he knows, he should do something with this information, I’M WAITING!

Originally posted by driverpicksthemuusic

Re: Aaron, Aaron was SMART. 

Tbh I think he just thought that Dean would be super uncomfortable and back off if he was hit on by a dude, as most guys would, it’s a great tactic. 

BUT Dean actually gets flustered and looks like he might actually be interested… so Aaron is like SHIT and basically then backs off himself, trying to tie up the conversation and move Dean along. Luckily for him Dean’s phone rings. But if you watch it, Aaron is hitting on Dean up to the point where it seems like Dean might actually be interested, then he completely changes to trying to end the conversation. 

He’s all “have a good night” instead of actually trying to get a date out of him as he would if he was really interested after Dean made the face he does when he says “is that supposed to make you less interesting?”.

source: @caffeinedeathwarrior

JUST LOOK AT AARON’S FACE FALL!!!

Aaron thought that last flirtation would be the nail in the coffin to make a straight guy get so uncomfortable he’d end the conversation and walk away, but Dean pulls that face and Aaron’s FACE! He’s like SHIT CHANGE TACTIC, ABORT ABORT! 

It’s awesome.

Same as most of my meta on Dean being bi, its often not actually about Dean himself or the top layer, it’s other peoples reactions to it (the Siren for instance), I LOVE this moment.

  • Namjoon: Hey Jungkook.
  • Jungkook: What?
  • Namjoon: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Jungkook: What is it?
  • Namjoon: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Jungkook: Mmhm.
  • Namjoon: ...Early in the morning.
  • Jungkook: Yeah.
  • Namjoon: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Jungkook: Mmhm.
  • Namjoon: Your response...
  • Jungkook: *Starts laughing*
  • Namjoon: At 9:30 in the morning..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Jungkook: *Laughing louder*
  • Namjoon: ...No punctuation ...Random capitalisation. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Jungkook: *Laughing even louder*
  • Namjoon: I respond, "Jungkook, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg ...I'm very tired"
  • Jungkook: *Crying with laughter*
  • Namjoon: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the interview today." Immediate response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Jungkook: *Hysterical laughter*

No man I’ll just talk about The Adventure Zone all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about The Adventure Zone fuck dude I just listened to it a couple hours ago love Lucretia man she fucked over the red robes crazy Taaco Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented The Adventure Zone I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented The Adventure Zone all I can think is the guy played by the guy who invented The Adventure Zone who the fuck invented The Adventure Zone??

GRIFFIN MCELROY

Motherfucking Joey Drew jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Bendy Show bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Goddamn created Bendy and fucking demons and shit right fucking Boris the Wolf goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Joey Drew man

Motherfucking Henry Henry you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Joey Drew

No man i’ll just talk about the Bendy Show all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Bendy Show fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Joey Drew man he fucked over Henry crazy Boris the Wolf rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented the Bendy Show i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented the Bendy Show all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented the Bendy Show who the fuck invented the Bendy Show

JOEY DREW

  • Akira: Hey Ryuji
  • Ryuji: What?
  • Akira: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ryuji: What is it, Akira?
  • Akira: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning.
  • Ryuji: Yeah
  • Akira: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so I was like, I won't give specific dates, but I was like "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ryuji: Mmm-hmm
  • Akira: Your response...
  • Ryuji: *starts laughing*
  • Akira: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing*
  • Akira: "Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Akira: No-no-no punctuation. Random capitalization.
  • Akira: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now."
  • Akira: Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn creator of Facebook right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Ryuji: *continues laughing*
  • Akira: I respond, "Ryuji, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg. I'm very tired"
  • Ryuji: *laughs*
  • Akira: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the hideout today." Immediate, like, response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Ryuji: *hysterical laughing*

MOTHERFUCKING FIREBRAND FUCK DUDE MOTHERFUCKING TRIBETWELVE SERIES BULLSHIT CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT GODDAMN CREATED TRIBETWELVE AND FUCKING WRITER AND SHIT RIGHT FUCKING THE OBSERVER GODDAMN THE COLLECTIVE FUCK YOUR SHIT I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT FUCK I JUST WATCHED THIS SHIT FUCK FIREBRAND MAN MOTHERFUCKING MILO ASHER MILO ASHER YOU PUT IN THE JOURNAL FUCK PUT IN THE JOURNAL MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FUCKING BEST FRIENDS SHIT NOAH MAXWELL NO MAN I’LL JUST TALK ABOUT THE TRIBETWELVE SERIES ALL DAY SHIT MAN YOU HAVE TO BE SO INTERESTED IN THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE TRIBETWELVE SERIES FUCK DUDE I JUST WATCHED IT A FEW HOURS AGO FUCK FIREBRAND MAN HE FUCKED UP OVER MILO ASHER CRAZY NOAH MAXWELL GETTING FUCKED OR DID THE SOUNDTRACK FUCK THIS GUY WHO CREATED TRIBETWELVE I DON’T LIKE DYING I CAN’T THINK OF WHO THE FUCK INVENTED TRIBETWELVE ALL I CAN THINK IS THE GUY PLAYED BY THE GUY WHO INVENTED TRIBETWELVE WHO THE FUCK INVENTED TRIBETWELVE

ADAM ROSNER

Motherfucking Dave Miller Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Fazbear Franchise bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn creator of Freddy Fazbear’s right fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Henry’s kids goddamn rowing the boat fucking shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Dave Miller Motherfucking Springbonnie Springbonnie you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Dave Miller I’m very tired No man I’ll just talk about the Fazbear Franchise all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Fazbear Franchise fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Dave Miller man he fucked over Springbonnie crazy Henry’s kids rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented the Fazbear Franchise I don’t like die I cant think of who the fuck invented the Fazbear Franshise all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented the Fazbear Franshise  who the fuck invented the Fazbear Franshise

W I L L I A M  A F T O N

motherfucking Fairy Midwife JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking tiny fairy bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit God damn agate stone then fucking forefinger and shit right fucking alderman God damn team of little atomies God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just said this shit fuck fairies’ midwife man motherfucking chariot is an empty hazelnut she gallops night by night fuck night by night motherfucking through lovers brains with plagues with blisters fucking sweetmeats shit fairies’ midwife I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the fairies’ midwife all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the fairies’ midwife fuck dude I just saw the year and a half ago fuck Fairy Midwife man man she fucked over a soldier’s neck and crazy dreams of cutting foriegn throats or did the drums in his ear fuck this is she who’s the fairies’ midwife I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck is the fairies’ midwife all I can think is the hag who bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs who the fuck is the fairies’ midwife

Sportacus, texting Robbie: Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?

Robbie: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Sportacus: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.

Robbie: God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Sportacus: No problem, man. I’ll just tell the kids you went away today.

Robbie: No man I’ll just talk to them about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook

Robbie, two hours later: MARK ZUCKERBERG

anonymous asked:

What do you make of Dean's reaction to Aaron's "flirting" in 7x15?

You mean 8x13? I love this scene and this whole Aaron “gay thing”. It’s brilliant.

Dean is flustered and Aaron is SMART.

Dean here is in a comfortable position, not threatened like the other times he has been insinuated to be queer and, weirdly, he…. is not defensive about it and doesn’t deny it. It’s almost like it’s showing that the issue was never the queerness but the aggression and using queerness as a weapon. 

*Tink stares into the camera.*

The times he was defensive about it before were because being aluded to as queer was a negative thing but here it’s a positive thing, because he is being nicely hit on, and Dean… doesn’t hate it and doesn’t say no because he’s not queer, he just says kind of flattered and awkwardly, hmm, hey, not right now, thanks.

So… I think Aaron, not knowing Dean and tailing him, just thought that Dean would be super uncomfortable and back off if he was hit on by a dude, as most guys would, it’s a great tactic.

BUT Dean actually gets flustered and looks like he might actually be interested… so Aaron is like SHIT so then backs off himself, trying to tie up the conversation and move Dean along. Luckily for him Dean’s phone rings. But if you watch it, Aaron is hitting on Dean up to the point where it seems like Dean might actually be interested, then he completely changes to trying to end the conversation.

He’s all “have a good night” instead of actually trying to get a date out of him as he would if he was really interested after Dean made the face he does when he says “is that supposed to make you less interesting?”.

x

JUST LOOK AT AARON’S FACE FALL!!!

Aaron thought that last flirtation would be the nail in the coffin to make a straight guy get so uncomfortable he’d end the conversation and walk away, but Dean pulls that face and Aaron’s FACE! He’s like SHIT CHANGE TACTIC, ABORT ABORT!

It’s awesome.

Same as most of my meta on Dean being bi, its often not actually about Dean himself or the top layer, it’s other peoples reactions to it (the Siren for instance), I LOVE this moment.

Motherfucking Dav Pilkey Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Captain Underpants movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Captain Underpants and fucking hypnosis and shit right fucking Harold and George goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just saw this shit fuck Dav Pilkey man Motherfucking turbo toilet 2000 turbo toilet 2000 you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Dav Pilkey I’m very tired no man I’ll just talk about the Captain Underpants movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Captain Underpants movie fuck dude I just saw the ad last night fuck Dav Pilkey man he fucked over the turbo toilet 2000 crazy Harold and George rowing Josh Katzor did the songs fuck this guy who directed Captain Underpants I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck directed Captain Underpants all I can think is the guy who played the guy who wrote Captain Underpants who the fuck directed the Captain Underpants movie

DAVID SOREN

Motherfucking Keith Kogane jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Voltron bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit goddamn threaded the needle and fucking pilots and shit right fucking Holt siblings goddamn engineering the spaceship fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just seen this shit fuck Keith Kogane man motherfucking The Tailor The Tailor you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking rival shit Keith Kogane no man i’ll just talk about Voltron all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about Voltron fuck dude i just formed it a year and a half ago fuck Keith Kogane man he fucked over The Tailor crazy Holts engineering trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who formed Voltron i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck formed Voltron all i can think is the guy who has the role who formed Voltron who the fuck formed Voltron

THE RED PALADIN

Tom’s Girl

It was never supposed to end up like this, Beca thought as she winced from the sudden harsh yelling and close proximity to Tom.

No, it was never supposed to end up like this, Beca thought as she scanned the room, looking at the trashed furniture and broken items, scattered everywhere as the three of them stood in it, Chloe crying and Tom yelling and Beca standing, so utterly helpless.

This was never supposed to happen.

But let’s back up.

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