I was going through old files on my computer and found an 8 minute video file of a song I wrote dedicated to explaining the entire first book of Game of Thrones. It’s to the tune of American Pie.
This is just the chorus.
“So bye bye, all the character die. They’re fighting for the throne but the game makes them cry. If only Robert didn’t like his whisky and rye. We’re singing ‘hey, I really like that guy.’ This’ll be the day that he’ll die.”
Clearly I can cross ‘song lyricist’ off the to-do list. I’ve peaked.