Bonjour, Bayview! I’ve just spent the last few days in Paris for their Men’s Fashion Week and the one thing I am coming back with (other than a shitload of macarons!) is that I really need to brush up on my French. Just to clarify, cou is neck, cul is ass. This is important information to remember, especially if you’re going for a massage. Anyway, it’s been a bit, how is everyone - what did I miss? And don’t tell me nothing because there were at least two parties while I was away, and this is Bayview, so I know there are some stories!
Sirius gets sick while he’s supposed to be “laying low at Lupin’s”. They can’t figure out what’s causing his illness so they can’t treat him at home, but they also can’t take him to see a healer or a doctor due to his whole “WANTED FOR MANY DEATHS BY BOTH WIZARDS AND MUGGLES” situation, so…
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Okay but I love any and all situations involving Andreil and French:
Neil saying things to Andrew in french because he knows it gets him hot and Kevin running out of the room screaming “HOW DO YOU UNLEARN A LANGUAGE”
Andrew and his eidetic memory dredging up things Neil has said to him and translating them only to find that he’s been talking complete and utter nonsense
Kevin and Neil having a conversation in French and Andrew being grumpy and glaring at them both until they switch to English so he can join in
Andrew pestering Kevin to teach him how to talk dirty in French (It takes a lot of bribery) and when Andrew eventually says something, Neil loses his shit (ft. Nicky looking confused as hell in the background)
Bonus: Neil reverting to French when they fuck because he can’t think clearly anymore (Andrew finds it hot as fuck)