The only right way to use Ipad. 

(I can’t remember from who I get this Cullen wallpaper. There is no watermark on it. it’s either @cantkeepmyeyesoff or @fontofnothing . Please do notify me if you know cause I want to properly credit this amazing screen archer!)

Edited: Cullen screenshot credited to @rannah-evae

next time i get a cat i wanna name him anakin so that whenever he does something remotely inconvenient i could start dramatically quoting obi wans speech from rots like.

cat: *knocks item off of dresser* 



me: *finally catching cat because i have to take him to the vet* “It’s over anakin,,,,, i have the high ground…….”

Fanfic Appreciation:

The Trash Monster and the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by @thatgirlnevershutsup

The world is working against him, Jon decides. What else could be the explanation?

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World lives in the same building as he does, which, to be fair, is not a sign of the world working against him. He gets to see the Most Beautiful Woman in the World quite often, and each time he does, he’s struck dumb by her beauty — her long red hair, shining like the brightest autumn leaves; her bright blue eyes, which he’s not quite sure are the exact color of the summer sky, but he’d like some time to gaze into them and decide; her lips, which he knows are the color of a perfectly ripe strawberry; her skin, pale as moonlight and twice as lovely; her legs, lean and long, setting her at the perfect height; and her laugh, which he’s had the privilege to hear many times, a soft giggle that bubbles out of throat as a smile spreads across her perfect face.

Kai kalbu su ja, atrodo, kad žodžiai, kuriuos noriu pasakyti stringa gerklėje ir užkemša plaučius. Aš negaliu kvėpuoti, negaliu kalbėti. Kai ji kalba su manimi, atrodo, kad atsiveria visi, taip ilgai kaupti, ašarų rezervuarai. Aš negaliu matyti. Jos žodžiai purto mane stipriau nei elektros srovė. Aš negaliu pajudėti. Tai ne meilė. Tai nuodai. Jie prasiskverbia į giliausius proto kampelius ir kankina iš vidaus.

Ji mano kraujas.


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Game of Thrones Party


Who’s ready for Season 7?! Will Daenerys take the Iron Throne from Cersei? What trouble is Littlefinger stirring up at Winterfell? What will happen with the Wights?

Come join us on Thursday, July 13th at 6 pm for a Game of Thrones party! We’ll put on a few episodes, speculate on the new season, and discuss spoilers. Plus, we’ll test your Game of Thrones knowledge with a Trivia Game complete with prizes! We shall have food and drink in the Great Hall (Meeting Room)!

anonymous asked:

Can I get some Kakashi as a dad with a young daughter headcanons please? :)

I wrote these imagining the daughter in different age groups, like from toddler to young adult and all that, oopsie. So there’s a mix. Hope that’s alright!


•He’d call her sweety or sweetheart, or I guess by what’s considered the standard in Japanese, just her name, maybe a shortened version of her name, with a little ‘chan’ at the end. But definitely calls her by her first name only when he’s scolding her

•He’d read to her a lot when she was younger. Little bedtime stories. Only problem is she one time went to pick from Kakashi’s collection and pulled out an Icha Icha book then asked him about it, and Kakashi almost had a heart attack

•He’d definitely dress up in princess outfits and have tea time if she wanted. Kakashi’s s/o would come home and see this and Kakashi would just be like “shhhhh, it’s tea time. Don’t disrupt us”

•Extremely protective, though he doesn’t show it. He strives not to be that overprotective, overbearing dad. Wants to be the cool dad. Though he doesn’t really have to TRY hard for that. He’s laid back anyways. But yeah he wouldn’t be on her all the time. He only intervenes if he feel like there’s a problem. But he definitely teaches her from an early age that she needs to be careful, and also teaches her how to stand up for herself

•And he probably does like the idea of training her. You know he can be a little shit when it comes to being a sensei, but he’d be pretty serious training his daughter. It’s not really in depth training either, just the basics. He doesn’t want to overwhelm her, but he wants to make sure she takes something from his lessons

•Makes her give him a big kiss on the cheek and a high five before she goes off to the academy every day, at least when she’s a lot younger

•There’s also nothing he enjoys more than coming home late after a long day and having his little girl run into his arms the second he walks through the door

•When she was still a baby, she probably pulled at Kakashi’s mask a lot and he let her get away with it. Only person who can do that. On the other hand, imagine her growing up the first few years thinking her dad didn’t have a mouth and nose because it was always covered. Like the first time the mask came off she was like AHHHHHHH WHAT’S WRONG WITH DADDY’S FACE

•This is still going more of the toddler route, but Kakashi messes with her too much. Like during meal times, he steals food off her plate just because he likes how infuriated she gets. Like the way she slams her little fists on the table and yells at him in incoherent baby words. And he just keeps saying shit like “No no, this is my food now. You can’t have any”

•Team 7 (Naruto and Sakura specifically. Naruto especially) will adore her. The two of them would probably get into arguments about who should be her sensei. And as she grows older, they compete for her attention to see who ends up as her “favorite”. Kakashi likes to sit back and watch this all unfold. Very entertaining

anonymous asked:

I get that he's your friend Scully but all I'm saying is that I'm supposed to be your best friend and you never kiss me like that.

Because she was hysterical, manic even. Immediately she’s regretted including that bit of The Story of Skinner’s Loyalty on Trial™ and and can’t honestly figure out why she’s told him in the first place. But an indignant little voice calling to the version of herself that’s running from this is shouting that she knows *exactly* why, Dana Katherine.

And watching the way his leg is bouncing under the desk and the way he’s trying to hide his injury by withholding eye contact and pretending to read the article (Mulder never reads *that* damned fast) tells her she’s gotten exactly the reaction she won’t admit she really wanted.

He told you he loved you for Christ’s sake, and yes his timing is shit (but when hasn’t it been, for Things Like This™) and when are you going to stop putting him on trial, too?